20 MINUTES TILL' SPOILERS ARRIVE.
Has the premiere started yet?
>>63659128
Yes brother, the premiere rises!
>>63659146
Ye sit has you faggot. They got people into the cinema 10 minutes before it started it ends at 21:15, but it will take at least 5 more mins. for people to get to their houses and shitpost.
>>63659173
>tfw nobody at the premiere spoils it
>tfw we have to wait a couple more days
>>63659231
They can't make 500+ people sign an NDA, it's impossible to keep track of all of them.
>>63659231
That's as probable as someone still being a virgin in their 20s, we shouldn't worry.
>>63659291
>>63659095
but the plot already leaked.
>milleniumfalcon dot com
Its over now.
>han dies
>kylo is hinted to be his son, but its never actually confirmed
>we still dont know who Rey fully is and who she is connected to.
>The last 10 minutes of the movie are Rey, Finn, Chewie going to a temple on an island to finally meet luke.
>fun/sad moment where Chewie rushes in and hugs him. But them immediately sad upon him hearing about the death of Han
>he then says he felt a disturbance in the force, but couldnt pinpoint the cause.
>very last seconds of the movie are kylo and Snoke talking.
>Snoke starts talking about how his last apprentice failed him, and that Kylo shall not follow in his steps.
>its revealed that he is Plagueis
>>63659361
The plot seen there is completely different than the Spoilerboard or MSW. Bullshit.
>>63659384
Source?
>>63659384
You're missing the Jar Jar cameo
>>63659388
dumb redditor
I just know this movie will be mediocre / average as fuck.It won't be awful, but it won't be worth the insane amount of money Disney has pumped into the hype, marketing and merchandise.
It will be "better" than the prequels, and autists will sperg about how good it is in the next few weeks, then the reality will set in and /tv/ will shit all over this film just like it always does. Basically, it will be like TDK all over again, or Inception, or any other popular film from the last 10 years.
>>63659408
my eyes
TEN MINUTES LEFT until the movie is over.
How long until someone starts posting on twitter? Immediately after? Were they allowed to keep their phones in there?
>>63659384
Movie is 2hrs 15 mins, that mark hasn't been reached yet.
Dear Customer,
We hope your excited for the highly anticipated film - Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
We're expecting a big night down here on Wednesday, so to avoid the queues we suggest collecting your tickets in advance to Wednesday night. Your tickets can be collected at any time at the box office from now until Wednesday night.
Don't forgot to take plenty of photos on the night and upload them Instagram and Facebook using the hashtag #GUMORLEY
We hope you enjoy the film, and remember, may the force be with you!
>>63659475
I guess I should tell all the people around me getting up and leaving that it isnt over yet
>>63659433
This, it's not like JJ is suddenly gonna become an entirely different director, and the trailers seem to indicate to it will just be another commercial flick, pretty much a reskinned Star Trek 2009 with OT references that will leave you feeling like you've watched your monthly capeshit entertainment product.
>>63659502
If the movie is over take a picture of the audience leaving.
>It's a trap!
The whole theater clapped.
Honestly I'm hype as fuck for Snoke, because if he's cool and has a bigger role than Sheev he's going to make this trilogy awesome.
>>63659533
I gagged a bit
>>63659384
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>63659533
this is the only reason I don't want to go see it in theaters. All the fucking clapping there's going to be.
>>63659632
>tfw Alamo Drafthouse kicks out people for making noise
I'll be drinking spiked blue milk while y'all are hoping that kid sitting on back of you quits crying.
whats the best time to see it in theaters if you don't want to be surrounded with autism?
>>63659764
Any time you're not there
So the movie is DEFINETELY over by now.
Where are muh leaks?
>>63659764
I plan to go 6 weeks after opening day on a Wednesday morning. That's what I've always done in the past and I've literally never not had the theater to myself.
I do live in a rural town in Australia though, so YMMV.
>>63659764
if you want to wait a month then you could do that
who knows maybe the movies phenomenal and will sell out for months
thrawn is in it
>>63659886
Who's thrawn?
>>63659886
If the end scene was Snoke appointing Thrawn as Grand Admiral I would probably bust a nut tbqh familia
>>63659908
literally reddit: the gary stu
>>63659787
#rekt
>>63660063
That shitty Luke photoshop. What is that from?
>>63660063
fighting pure ideology
>>63659433
this is a given, seeing as the ingredients are Jew Jew, Disney, ageing heroes, Luek cameo, guaranteed last Solo appearance, no real good Lightsaber showdown, dopey Boyega mug, unlikeable Ridley...
I just hope the Plinkett review is forthcoming...
>>63660151
OH THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63659533
shit's an embarrassment to the species
>>63660151
>>63660063
Darth Sniff
cant wait to hear these spoilers im telling everyone in the theater as they sit there and the tape comes on for everyone to turn off phone and be quiet that's my chance to just yell out as much spoilers as I can and walk out the theater
>>63660224
wtf is the bechdel test?
>>63660224
>it turns out to be a feature length lesbian porn film
>>63660224
Welcome to Obama's America
>>63660257
It's a feminist checklist to determine if a movie is problematic or not. No, really. It is.
>>63660224
>first spoiler is bechdel test
someone pirate this please
>>63659128
It's probably over now. The Collider guys are probably speeding back to their studio to record the review right about now.
>>63659384
This is all fucking lame. And not true. The real movie is likely worse.
>>63660257
Basically if a movie or whatever has at least one scene where two women are talking to each other and the conversation isn't about a man than it passes
>>63660224
Doesn't the whole fucking OT pass the test?
Did Leia talk to any other woman?
I think even the prequels "passed" it too.
>>63660224
this is a moment to remember.
Literally the first reaction we got to the force awakens was a feminist saying it passes the Bechdel test
This is 2015
>>63660271
I wouldn't call it a checklist, it's only one criterion.
Which is why Gravity fails it, and all of the American Pie movies pass.
>>63660224
Also, didn't this whole Bechdel test thing start off as a joke?
I could be wrong.
>>63660063
Should of just made it a 100 years in the future. Hiring fat washed up actors for relevant roles was a mistake. I guess Harrison ford forced their hand by still being relevant.
>>63660257
It's a test that consist of three questions:
-Are there two or more female characters in the story?
-Does these women talk to each other sometimes?
-Does they talk about anything or anybody which isn't related to males?
It's not an indicator of how much feminist is a story, but it's a basic test nevertheless.
>>63660224
>>63660361
>A Jew directed Star Wars is officially feminist safe
just fucking kill me
>>63660224
FUCKING WOMEN RUIN EVERYTHING WHY
>>63660348
Leia never meets Aunt Beru or Sy Snoodles and never has a conversation with Mon Mothma, literally the only women in the original trilogy.
>>63660348
there are no other woman in A New Hope other than Luke's aunt and Leia. Can't think of anyone other than Leia in Empire. In Jedi there are other females, but not sure is Leia says anything to them.
>>63660375
It started as a joke in a lesbian comic strip in the late 80's, as in "see how many movies actually meet this criterion."
It wasn't supposed to be the end all be all of "is this a feminist masterpiece or not," even if Buzzfeed makes it seem that way.
>>63660398
but thats real life tho, real life dont even pass it!!
>>63659291
jej
>>63660224
good stuff
>>63660246
2 kool 4 skool
>>63660224
Wow, it's absolutely life changing. I'll be racing to the theater to see the movie now.
>>63660462
haha
>>63660462
the memes are strong in this one
>>63659277
>They can't make 500+ people sign an NDA, it's impossible to keep track of all of them.
that's not very many people anon, and they would be able to get all of their contact details
>>63660410
He already recast the movie to make it less white sooooooooo....
Luke isSnokeHe is able to cast permanent jedi illusions to mask his appearance. He also pretends to be Rey and tries to assainate Leia. He's evil because Kylo is able to manipulate his mediclorins. Shit movie 6/10.
Posted from phone, sorry for typos
>>63660441
As I said, it's a test. A movie could not pass the Bechdel test and still being a feminist piece of work. And it can pass the test and being a mysoginistic movie.
so how long until we can expect a cam rip?
>>63660581
security is pretty tight, so no, nothing
They are saying
1. Empire Strikes Back
2. The Force Awakens
3, A New Hope
4. Return of the Jedi
>>63660639
A New Hope and Return of the Jedi are both 7/10's so that's not much of an accomplishment.
>>63660646
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>63660224
So leftists are paid shills for the Maose now?
>>63659384
Sounds too good to be the real plot
>>63660410
I mean, they already shoe-horned in Gwendolyn Christie....
>>63660398
That's fucking stupid, though. A movie like Sucker Punch would pass that test, and that movie treated its female characters as little more than brain damaged fuckdolls.
>>63660646
TOP KEK
>>63660717
This guy is based
>>63660646
Why would he want more?
>>63660738
>Ford is in it this much
no fucking way, bullshit
>>63660738
Oscar not even in the top 5
ouch
>>63660717
who?
>>63660717
Wait Lobot is in this, and this fuck is complaining?
>>63660738
PART TIME!
NICKROB GAVE IT 5/10, CONFIRMED MEH
>>63660764
>better than New Hope
Them's fighting words.
>>63660764
I remember people saying this about attack of the clones, you can never trust hype ratings
>>63660764
this is such bullshit lmao
>>63660738
>5) Driver
JUST
>>63660717
Man, how bad of shape is Billy D Williams in for him to not be in the movie is fucking Lobot is?
>>63660764
>Goldberg
>>63660858
>Devin Faraci
That guy's a complete tool. I wouldn't take his word on anything.
>>63660863
this is screen time
>>63660862
awwww. did you want it to bad?
>>63660717
The fucking barkeep is back?
>mfw I have connections in China
>mfw I can get a good quality LINE rip any hour now
Enjoy your trash camrips, plebs
Who the fuck is Lobot?
>>63660635
presumably it will open to everybody at some point soon, right? or is it tight forever?
>>63660738
Bullshit on this, no way in hell Chewie is not featured more than Driver if Ford is in that many scenes.
>>63660831
nigga just wants his 15 minutes of fame so trashing it
>>63660764
What a douche ranking a new hope so low.
>5/10
>>63660858
We already could tell this. The plot of TFA almost completely mirrors A New Hope. I bet Luke dies in the end just like Obi Wan.
>>63660885
>>63660717
feels like trolling
>its better than new hope
>the entire movie is just a new hope rehash
loving every laugh
The first line of the opening crawl is "Luke Skywalker has disappeared."
The first sentence in the movie is "This will begin to make things right", said by Max von Sydow. Poe Dameron came to him to get the map to Luke Skywalker for The Resistance.
Max von Sydow's role is just a cameo, he has about 10 sentences before Kylo Ren kills him.
The Empire is now The First Order, The Rebels are now The Resistance, more extreme fraction of the New Republic, who are supposedly pussies. We only see the New Republic planet for a few seconds before it's destroyed by the Starkiller base.
Almost no one in the movie believes that Jedis and Luke Skywalker ever existed.
Kylo Ren captures Poe and uses the Force to stop laser blast so that it remains floating in the air, frozen in place.
Finn helps captured Poe to escape from the Star Destroyer only because he cannot pilot TIE fighter himself. Poe is an expert pilot, Finn can shoot lasers. They become friends.
Finn's "real name" is FN and four numbers. Poe starts to call him "Finn" because it's easier to pronounce. FN likes it.
After 20 minutes, we are supposed to think that Poe Dameron was killed in the TIE crash on Jakku. He reappers near the end (he ejected before the crash) to lead the attack on Starkiller base. He is not in the film very much. Finn wears Poe's jacket during most of the movie.
Rey meets Finn, they steal the Millennium Falcon from the junkyard and fly away. Han and Chewie catch them soon, followed by two groups of racially-stereotyped space gangsters.
Chewbacca is wounded by space gangsters soon after he appears and spends most of the remaining time doing nothing. Rey takes his place as Falcon's pilot, proving herself to Han.
Kylo Ren is Han and Leia's son. He is "Master of The Knights of Ren" but it's not explained what it means.
Kylo Ren's real name is Ben. He was trained by Luke but then turned to the Dark Side which was the reason for Luke blaming himself and disappearing.
>>63660929
guy sounds like a complete asshole
>>63660885
>>63660717
what an autist
lol
The Starkiller base charges by draining suns and then destroys whole solar systems. The shot in trailer with Kylo Ren and red flare is the Starkiller base firing. Guess what, the Starkiller base can be destroyed by flying in her trench and shooting the "oscillator" or whatever.
Han meets Kylo at the Starkiller base/planet and tries to persuade him to return with him. "I am torn apart, father. But I know what I must do. Can you help me?" - "Of course, my son." They almost embrace. Kylo pierces Han with lightsaber. "Thank you, father." Dead Han falls into the shaft on the Starkiller base. Yes, he is dead. Most definitely.
Leader Snoke is the bald CGI bad guy with large scar across his face. He has snake-like movements but his body is never clearly seen. His motivation or origin is never explained. He gives orders to Kylo Ren and General Hux (who hate each other). Most of the characters don't know about Snoke's existence.
General Hux has screaming monologue in front of thousands of Stormtroopers: "We stand upon this mighty weapon you've built. Everyone will bow to The First Order. Today will be remembered as the last day of The Republic!" Afterwards, all Stormtroopers raise their fists. Very nice Der Fuhrer moment.
Fan service: Holochess. The levitating training ball from Episode 4. Admiral Ackbar. Rey living in the AT-AT wreckage. "1138" mentioned. Garbage chute and trash compactor mentioned. Kesel Run mentioned.
Simon Pegg plays an alien called Ankar Plutt who took care of Rey when she was very little and her parents disappeared. Now he runs a junkyard on Jakku and buys scrap from Rey. His face and voice is not recognizable.
Apart from Han and Chewie, all the "original characters" (Leia, R2D2, C3PO) only appear after two thirds of the movie, when The Resistance lands on Maz Kanata's planet.
>>63660769
Finn's the only slightly new thing in this movie anon. He's a stormtrooper turned resistance member which gives him a unique perspective on the universe, and he doesn't seem like an exact copy of a previous character.
Almost everything else is copied from the original in some way. I thought Finn was just going to be Han Solo but BLACK but he actually seems a fair bit different from Han in personality. Whether that means he's a good character or they do anything with it I don't know, and apparently they don't so it doesn't matter.
>>63660953
this. /tv/ is only posting bad reviews.
>>63660949
source? Or are you another one of those "spoiler dudes"?
>>63660846
Bullshit
Maz Kanata (small CGI gypsy) is the new Yoda and explains everything cryptically. Nobody understands her.
Han and Leia see each other for the first time after many, many years and have a touching conversation about their son: "You can still save him." / "How can I save him when Luke couldn't?" / "Luke was a Jedi, your are his father."
Kylo Ren and Rey have duel of wills. Rey wins, telling Kylo: "I sense your fear. You are afraid that you will never be as strong as Darth Vader."
Kylo Ren talks to Vader's helmet: "Show me the darkness. I will finish what you started, grandfather."
R2D2 spends the whole movie powered down and doesn't do anything until 5 minutes at the very end when it's discovered that crucial part of the Skywalker map is in his memory, probably but there by Luke long time ago. (It's not very clear but Luke appears with R2D2 in a flashback.)
Rey has a weird dream/flashback after she finds Luke's lightsaber in Maz Kanata's castle and touches it. The dream contains lots of quick imagery and short voiceovers by Yoda and Obi-Wan. Several famous shots in trailers (Kylo and his posse, Luke's mechanical arm on R2D2) are from this dream montage and are never explained in the movie.
Finn's origin (his skin color, who are his parents, why he hates the First Order) is never explained.
C3PO's red hand is never explained. In fact, there are many things that are never explained in this movie...
Both Finn and Rey have lightsaber duel with Kylo in the forest on the Starkiller planet/base. Finn is badly wounded and spends rest of the movie in a coma. Rey finally falls in love with him. (He loved her from the first sight.)
Starkiller base/planet is succesfully destroyed by The Resistance. We don't know what happens with Kylo Ren (who was there) but he probably survived. Snoke sends the message to Hux to "Bring Kylo Ren to me complete his training."
The last sentence of the movie is "May the Force be with you", said by Leia to Rey.
>>63660764
is /pol/ ever wrong? seriously?
>>63660734
Exactly. A positive result can be an indicator of how well written are the female characters of a story which is why sometimes it's the most basic test you can perform (and many movies fails at that). But the key verb is *can*. You need to study and interpret the rest of the story before affirming that story is feminist or this story is misogynistic crap.
As everything in life, you need measurements and interpretation.
>>63660968
You literally posted shit that has been known for months via spoiler board, except for Finn's real name which was released in the dictionary book earlier today.
>>63660949
>Kylo Ren's real name is Ben.
Ben Ren Solo? the fuck? Is he a dog in a '70s sitcom?
>>63660949
Kylo Ben sounds pretty good.
AND THE BIG ONE:
After the last sentence, there is an extended sequence without dialogue: Rey leaves the Resistance base in the Millennium Falcon with Chewbacca. They find remote planet where Luke is hiding (because they now have the map), Rey goes to the "first Jedi Temple" (which looks like ruins of some Scottish castle on a rocky island). Luke is there, dressed in old Obi-Wan style hood. Rey returns his sword to him. Apart from this sequence, Luke only appears for three seconds in Rey's previous flashback. Luke speaks no words in the whole movie and is onscreen maybe for 30 seconds total. He never meets anyone else than Rey.
>>63660639
>>63660661
They are just ranking TFA so close to ESB because it's new and fresh, give it a couple weeks or so and people will be finding faults with it.
>>63660929
>no fun zone
>>63660764
anyone with a lick of taste wouldn't rank Star Wars below Jedi.
>>63661003
troll/10
Almost believed the guy. Not even sure of his review now.
>>63661003
and nowwww we know this is a complete troll
>>63661003
TROLL CONFIRMED
>>63660949
>>63660968
>>63660998
>>63661020
repost these until the reddit /tv/ mods cry
I guarantee these are real. Just got back.
>>63661003
NOPEEEEE
>that little screen time for Oscar, best new character
Why even live?
>>63661020
so they don't really reveal Rey's parentage?
>>63660858
Devin Faraci has also publicly come out in support of ISIS. Don't take his opinions too seriously.
>>63661056
So said Finn had no back story
>>63661003
This confirms he does
>>63660639
But it goes ANH, ESB then ROTJ
>>63660998
>Finn is badly wounded and spends rest of the movie in a coma. Rey finally falls in love with him
>>63660717
>FUCKING LOBOT IS IN THE MOVIE BUT BILLIE DEE WILLIAMS ISN'T
>>63660968
>Death Star v3
>it even gets destroyed in the same way as the original Death Star
You can't be serious. This can't be happening. Its literally not possible.
There's no way JJ Abrams is this creatively bankrupt.
>>63661020
The pastebin that this is coming from was posted on 10th of dec
>>63660998
>Rey finally falls in love with him. (He loved her from the first sight.
>>63661082
She is OBVIOUSLY Luke's daughter. I.E. History repeats itself, I am your father. My question is how she ended up marooned on a planet by herself.
>>63660998
>Finn is badly wounded and spends rest of the movie in a coma. Rey finally falls in love with him. (He loved her from the first sight.)
>>63660998
at least Hux is alive. I thought he'd go full tarkin and die with starkiller base lol.
noooo, no romance!
Real spoilers when
>>63660998
>Rey falls madly in love with him
INTERACIAL
BREEDING
PLANETS!
>>63660949
>>63660968
>>63660998
So Kylo Ren is basically a poor man's version of Jacen Solo?
>>63661144
Tomorrow night
>>63661116
Don't forget Kasdan, m8.
The Death Star was the main target for practically the entire OT.
>>63660998
>>Finn is badly wounded and spends rest of the movie in a coma. Rey finally falls in love with him. (He loved her from the first sight.)
>>63661101
>Devin Faraci has also publicly come out in support of ISIS
no, he hasn't
he's a tool, but he doesn't support ISIS
Wait, so does Phasma play an important role in this film or is she just there to seal toys?
>>63661173
I don't know why but this is my favorite image
>>63660998
>Finn is badly wounded and spends rest of the movie in a coma. Rey finally falls in love with him. (He loved her from the first sight.)
well this movie just struck out with white normies
>>63660998
that's too.. simple.. that cant be it
>>63660998
NO NO NO YOU SHITTING ME NO NO NO NOn on ono no why why fagget interracial breeding
>>63661160
The moment Kylo was talking to Vader's mask was the moment I knew that they were going to put the Solo Twins (Now Skywalker cousins) in.
>>63661160
only with a shitter name than darth caedus
>>63660998
>>63660968
Don't listen to this guy. All of this crap was leaked a while ago and/or is fan fiction.
>>63660998
/TV/ WAS RIGHT
THE JEWS REALLY ARE PUSHING INTERRACIAL ROMANCE
GOD DAMN IT
>>63660998
>interracial relationship
Yeah, I ain't going to see this shit.
>>63661196
she got put in last minute for muh gender diversity
what do you think?
Who do I trust?
>>63661266
NO ONE
>>63661266
Turst nobody not even yourself.
>>63661280
not even urself
I need to know
IS BOBA FETT IN THIS MOVIE?
>INTERACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS
/tv/ is going to implode
>>63661235
Next thing we're going to find out is that Rey's real name is Kira Jade Skywalker
So who is Rey related to?
>>63661178
https://twitter.com/devincf/status/503650957800919041
>>63660414
coz they know they have nothing to offer any longer, given IVF and traps
>>63661266
don't trust your eyes, they deceive you
>>63661266
I honestly hope all of these spoilers are bullshit, because it all sounds like bullshit.
>>63661301
pls go back to your own board.
http://pastebin.com/jcHuwZKT
yw my baby girls
FUCKING LARGE SPOILERS
http://pastebin.com/jcHuwZKT
>BY: A GUEST ON DEC 10TH, 2015 |
>>63661330
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
>>63661266
GET READY
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/herocomplex/la-et-hc-star-wars-force-awakens-premiere-live-updates-htmlstory.html
>>63660538
fake faggotry fountain froths forth
>luke's a baddie
>80IQs+ wish
>>63661251
you mean, pol
http://pastebin.com/jcHuwZKT
It's over, Star Wars is finished, it's just ANH clone after all.
>trench run on the deathstar
kill me jj
>>63661151
What the fuck?
>tumblr editor
>buzzfeed
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S /GOT/ AND /WHO/'s FAULT TUMBLR IS HERE
This is how you do interracial romance in Star Wars, Abrams, you fucking hack
SO HAS THERE BEEN AN EARLY RIP OF THE SOUNDTRACK YET?
>>63661307
that's a joke about how awful Gamergaters are, not support for ISIS
he's actually saying "ISIS are fucking awful, and Gamergaters are even worse"
PASTEBIN IS FAKE
>>63661370
>Implying it was going to be anything else
>>63660998
>Finn is badly wounded and spends rest of the movie in a coma. Rey finally falls in love with him. (He loved her from the first sight.)
BASED BBC
>>63661340
>http://pastebin.com/jcHuwZKT
>Dec 10th
>>63660646
wanted more of this?
>>63661406
which is fucking retarded and something only a worthless kekolded faggot would say, but okay
DID ANYBODY GET A PICTURE OF SNOKE??????
EXTRATERRESTRIAL
>everyone saying kylo ren is the coolest part of the film
Phantom Menace 2.0 confirmed
is there a camrip out yet?
>>63661411
I had hope.
I'm going to be really upset if Rey and Finn fall in love.
>>63659833
What town? Another rural desert fag here
So what purpose does Phasma serve in the story then?
All I see from the leaks is that she's relevant at the start but then nothing about her in the second and third act.
Also everything I hear about this movie just sounds like they made the blandest SW movie yet.
>>63660738
>B-B8 3)
>>63661178
Actually he does
>>63661456
Why you mad white boi?!
>>63661436
right....but it's still definitely not support for ISIS
ROTTEN TOMATOES NOW OPEN FOR CRITIC REVIEWS. HERE WE FUCKING GO.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_episode_vii_the_force_awakens/
>>63661427
Twitter is saying the first line is right tho
>>63661443
you mean New Hope?
really tho, nigga stops a fuckin laser beam with the force
>>63661228
>>63661235
Abrams didn't even have the common courtesy to just keep the original name of the character he created a half assed version of.
>>63661470
GOTTA SELL THEM TOYS
>>63661475
Actually it is.
>>63660840
A re-re-rehash…better than the original. kekoo!
>>63659095
Is the title crawl episode VII?
>>63661472
no, he doesn't
Just give Rey the purple saber already.
>>63661478
because he edited it in to make it look legit
>>63660882
I've been outside mann's theater for the last 2 days waiting for the premier and I just got to see the BEST STAR WARS MOVIE EVER FUCKING MADE
AMA
>>63661514
I see, my bad
>>63661505
>Gamergater detected
>>63661509
We already know he does. You don't have to defend him here, it's anonymous. Unless you're Devin, I mean we know he/you posts here.
>>63661526
cut or uncut
>>63661406
He's comparing people who execute children, sell women into slavery, and make videos of themselves burning people alive favourably to some dudes who said some mean things on the internet. How the fuck do you interpret that as anything but support for ISIS?
>>63660929
the truth awakens
Finishing off a bottle of glenlivet because I fear I going to spoil myself but don't want to remember it all tomorrow.
Who drunk here?
>>63661526
Han lives or dies?
>>63661538
lel, I hate Zoe Quinn too! what a stupid slut lel
>>63661526
issnoke really vade but a robot/being tied to the force?
isluke a baddie? How much of the movie is luke in?
>>63660717
>hating based Lobot
What a fag
>spoiling a film from a franchise that will have sequels for decades to come
no, stop
>>63661526
Is Rey's Luke's daughter?
>>63661567
What does some slut have to do with you supporting ISIS?
Just tell me what happens so I can spoil it for all the man children and virgins on social media.
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>>63661484
yeah. I'll be finding out how much of a bad Jacen Clone Kylo is.
With Jacen, we knew his motivations throughout the EU and it didn't really feel forced. Kylo seems like really rushed as a character. I hope we get more of his "Jacen" backstory rather than having a half-baked Caedus.
>>63661567
literally no one cares about that anymore except kekhold faggots that keep bringing it up so they can stay relevant in their sjw circles
literally fucking kill yourself, nigger
