I just saw star wars at the press event. Not saying who I am
Ask anything
>>63658643
a/s/l
does han die?
>>63658673
of course
tell us shit OP you faggot
Philosophically, where do you believe the authority of the State should be drawn from?
>>63658657
Can't say. Male. Can't say.
>>63658673yes
>>63658643
>does snoke make an apperance
>does han die
>is finn force sensitive
>is rey han leia and kylo all one family
>whats luke look like
>rate it
is is exactly like the leaked storyboard?
How is it? Good? Bad? Meh?
Hows the nigger?
>>63658643
Joseph we know it's you.
>>63658726snoke appears, Finn is not force sensative as far as we know, and Han dies
>>63658643
Does Luke have any meaningful screen time? How much?
Do we get to see the nigger fuck the girl?
>>63658643
nigga the screening isn't even over yet. We still got a whole hour to go.
>>63658713
Are you Simon Pegg?
>>63658758
does he look like an AYYlien or a prometheus guy with a crushed head
>>63658739
Adopting a trip
It's bretty good. Solid 7.5/10
>>63658643Tell me about Kylo, why does he wear the mask?
>>63658643
>Ask anything
why do you think trump is the best candidate?
>>63658793
is Jar Jar back?
>>63658793
So the leaked script is correct?
>>63658778alien like. He looks very different than the early concept art. He is NOT A SNAKE. He's sort of like a zombie but with green skin
At least give us some proof OP
>>63658793
>Spoilerdude
Not this fucking ass again.
>>63658643
What's the best ice cream flavor and why is it vanilla?
>>63658793
What prevents it from being great? Was the story and characters weak? Is JJ a hack fraud?
>>63658704
We need a system where the politicians sit down and discuss the problems, agree what's in the best interest of the people, and then do it!
Is Luke bad or good?
>>63658643
who are you
Is it shit?
>>63658838The MSW script is near spot on, with a couple of changes. R2-D2 is completely shut down this movie. He's almost depressed.
Who was better Captain Phasma or Kylo Ren?
>>63658902
what do you mean when you say shut down?
>>63658871Well, the characters are great, the actors are amazing and all put on great preformances. Rey is a bit of a wooden preformance, but it gets a lot better. The rehash elements sucked, but it worked last time, it'll work this time.
who are the knights of ren?
>>63658879
oh ani...
>>63658950Droid depression. He hasn't spoken since Luke disapeared
>>63658952
You're just saying that because JJ told her day one of filming that her acting felt "wooden."
How much does it the movie depend on It's Poetry, It Rhymes?
>>63658880
Bad, but he turns good by the end.
>>63658952
How much of it is a rehash?
>>63658973
sounds like a sheevtatorship
>>63658971Don't get too excited. Nearly nothing is revealed about them outside of the fact that they were mostly all ex jedi from Luke's order. Next movie will have more of them.
>>63658985
we've known this from the children's book leak. Give us something NEW you fucking liar.
>>63658985
oh i see, misread your post. Thought you were saying that R2D2 shuts the movie down, as if he made it bad or something.
How did you lose your virginity?
>>63658985
Any sequel hook or hints for what will happen in 8?
Is it shit or not?
>>63658902
>>63658794
You aren't staying on this aircraft if you dont talk
Is Kylo Ren blind?
>>63659046
Spoiler he doesn't dude
I bet anon :^)whats the last line snoke says to hux
classic
>>63659003Nope, she really is kind of unemotional on Jakku. It picks up when she meets Han. It's not bad acting or wooden at all, just very off.
Is jar jar snoke
how does kylo killhan
>>63658704
From those that fund it, taxpayer.
>>63659055Rey's jedi training, Snoke talking about his master plan or some shit, and Finn getting injured with Kylo. His hand is not cut off.
>>63658643
Go to bed, Hardwick.
Is Star Wars for fags?
Plagueisfags btfo?
Plagueisfags BTFO
I do big cums in my own mouth
Boba Fett? Yes? Please? Alive?
Is Snoke really from another galaxy (Sheev summoned him)? What is his power level?
>>63658643
Does it matter who you are
Does Kylo have normal eyes or did he blind himself?
Is he portrayed as potentially redeemable?
are you a celebrity op
>>63659079
[spoilers]Hey smell my finger[/spoilers]
>>63659138We don't learn about Snoke's identity in this.
>>63658643
Is on an anonymous image board
Don't who ask who I is guys
You are our only hope StarNigger
>>63659129
What's the next step in his master plan?
>>63658643
is kylo ren just a throw-away villian? what happens to him at the end?
>>63659087
from the trailers I've seen her acting is uninspired and boring
also, are you jewish op
>>63659209
Oh great so we're gonna have to put up with them for at least another 3 years?
>>63659188He is part blind. Not fully, but he is impared. He is VERY redeemable, as he does not want to follow Snoke's orders, or is atleast upset about being ordered around. He is Leia's son.
>>63659079
>>63659079
Why are you ignoring the question mr roleplay :^)
Did you not see the movie?its right before he axes him
>>63659213
Crashing this Star Destroyer with no survivors!
What are your opinions on baneposting?
>>63659260
just to clarifyleia and Hans son right?
Please answer the import question OP: are you jewish and is /pol/ always right
>>63659260
Tell us about luke
>>63659229He is banished to a weird lightning world. Snoke sends him there for his failiure of converting Rey Skywalker. Kylo must endure this torture until they rescue him.
>>63658758
FALSE
Even mf is now stating Han definitely does not die. You're full of shit and just rehashing things you've been seeing in other threads.
>>63659260
Tell us about the man in the mask, why does he wear it?
summary of plot in one sentence?
How to get a gf?
Is phasma a good boy
She dindu Nuffin?
>>63659272I can't reply to everything. Snoke doesn't speak to Hux before he dies. The starkiller base isn't even blown up. Leia captures it as the next resistance base.
>>63659307
haha Han dies you idiot
>>63659209
Basically what walmart bookguy said too. Few questions:Do we actually see Snoke and does he look like the concept art, like a half melted ayy?Is there any chemistry between Rey and Finn, romance-wise?Do the new TIES seem to have shields?Do any major antagonists get killed?Is there anything that makes Starkiller Base different from the Death Star apart from it being a planet? Is there a different weakness, does it even get blown up, etc.
>>63659347
how much of this movie is actually new and interesting stuff that doesn't just reference or remix the original trilogy?
>>63658643
i think a big question on everyone mind iswhat is lukes role in this film? how much screen time does he have?
>>63658643
Any sexual chemistry remaining between Han and Leia? Does Han pop a couple of Viagra when she busts out the 'ol bikini?
>>63659301He is living on a rocky mountain planet, as MSW reports. He is meditating as flashes of Kylo slaughtering his jedi appear. Rey goes behind him and he opens his eyes. "So, you've made it here"
Are hotheads what the Sith need at these times?
>>63659352
Hard to be sure but so far all reliable sites, including the two people that leaked the storyboards, are saying he does not die. He gets really fucked up though. They all say he gets either slshed or stabbed in the right shoulder /clavicle area downwards.
Kylo, who is blind, apparently thinks he's killed his father though. He collapses and then runs away in tears.
>>63659426
Whats the name of the rocky mountain planet?
Does the opening crawl say "Episode VII" before the title?
Is there a post-credits scene?
Describe the John Williams score. Does it reimagine the old music like the trailers imply?
>>63659410Not much thematically. A lot of cool new aliens and new characters. The costumes and effort put into the designs and sets all look amazing on screen. Easily the best part of the movie.
>>63659347
You haven't seen it :^)
>>63659450No name given. It's somewhere in the Ferronian system
>>63659471
Yeah this is all bullshit - fuck you OP
>>63659454Yes, it does say episode vii. There is a post credit scene. It's just Luke staring off into the distance for about 10 seconds. John Williams score is nothing like it is in the trailers. It sounds new and fresh yet has the same OT feel.
Does Snoke feels in charge here?
Is Rey a Darth Revan type who is Luke's daughter and he mind-wiped her because she became bad and she doesn't remember it and that's why she runs away from the lightsaber?
Is this ANH 2.0 like we thought it would be?
>>63659550
Expectations for 8, and how you think the series will move forward from this?
>>63659550
That's satisfying as fuck.
Based John will only lose his touch when he's dead.
>>63659535You have absolutely no proof I'm lying. I did see the movie, and I was on the stream. I'm male. That's all I'm saying.
>>63659490
fake detected
>>63659550
Yep, nope. http://www.flickeringmyth.com/2015/12/j-j-abrams-confirms-no-post-credit-scene-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens.html
>>63659550
But JJ said that there wasnt a post credit scene
>>63659550
LIES
I
E
S
They confirmed there was no post credit scene
Did Snoke make an appearance and did he look like the concept art?
>>63659612Abrams is a liar and loves to throw the audience off.
>>63659490
why does Max Von Sydow have Luke's lightsaber?
Is her full name Rey Skywalker?
>>63659635
How shoehorned is the flashback scene?
What didnt you like about it?
>>63659612
Frankly that doesn't really mean much. Christopher Nolan was also on record saying that the bodybag scene in The Dark Knight was a myth.
>>63659550
FULL
OF
SHIT
100% no post-credit scene. Why the fuck are you doing this, dude? Are you this starved for attention?
>>63659635
As a liar faggot do you identify with a lying jew like abrams
>>63659641He's the lore keeper of Jakku and part of a force cult. He has some other cool things, like a jedi training probe
>>63659635
He does that for huge things like Khanberbatch that are designed to shock people. Why would he lie about there being a post-credits scene if it was just Luke looking pensive for a few seconds and not something game-changing?
>>63659603
You have absolutely no proof you're telling the truth. Go fucking kill yourself loser.
Rumor has it that Hayden will make an appearance in 8.
Judging by what you saw in the movie, what do you guess his role will be in VIII?
Clone or Ghost?
>>63659695
Are you StarNigger?
>>63659701
Maybe he wants people to think Luke is introduced earlier.
>>63659701The Khan suprise was Snoke's appearence. He has green rotting skin and is NOT plagueis as far as we know. The luke scene was just a little thing for the fans.
>>63659695
Spoilerdude were you seen walking through the carpet at the stream?
>Tell me about Ren, why do they wear the masks?
Is Rey Luke's daugheter
>>63659550
Confirmed for not having seen it, JJ promised there was no post credits scene.
>>63659726Ghost, but I have no idea about anything in 8. Just what'd I assume.
>>63659780
JJ lies all the time
>>63659756
He is definitly plag-senpi if his skin was r9tting he is looking for a new bodt
How does Han dies?
>>63659758Shhhhhhhh
>>63658643
Are Daisy and John related in the movie?
>>63658643
What are the biggest spoilers that I can spread all over 4chan and reddit to anger the nerdy masses?
>>63659260
What do you mean part blind? Like, no eyes?
is vader a walking robot dark side smoke monster?
Why are you lying about this shit? Are you jerking off to this right now thinking you're fooling people?
>>63659830No. Not at all. Rey is a skywalker. Finn is a random. I think his last name was Cardin or Carin
How does Han die?
Also, how's Harrison's performance?
Does Phasma die?
>>63659861
I thought she'd be Landos and Leias love child
>>63659851Why the fuck would he be? Vader has nothing to do with this movie outside of the knights of ren worshiping him
There's so much conflicting bullshit going around that it's like I haven't read any spoilers at all
gg /tv/
Does Snoke kill Dumbledore?
>>63659818
>A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED ARTIST
Honestly, how would you rate the movie?
>>63659297
This. Also why would anybody not vote for Trump?
so Rey is just FemLuke
Disney is just using Star Wars to push their feminist/tumblr pandering agenda.
>>63659861
Is there a romance plot between them/ what are the romance plots in general
>>63659894
Is it ever explained why the Knights of Renare a Vader worshipping cult? Do they have any misinformation about Vader to make them worship him?
>>63659894
>>63659851
and the biggest onesnoke isnt even called snoke. its 101% darth vader. ya, anakin died, but darth vader is alive (or at least his body is), apparently animated with the pure dark side of the force
luke went to seclusion because he failed with his father and blames himself
so i guess what you gonna hear waiting in line isn't snape killed dumbledore, but snoke is vader
>>63659918
lern2thread
>>636599187.5/10
Is there any form of treason in the movie?
>>63659894
What's your favorite flavor of semen
Also
How long have you been deprived of attention that you need to come to a image board and tripfag?
>>63659780
fuck off
Does John Boyega deliver?
Because he was pretty solid in Attack the Block and I was hoping he'd make up for Daisy's stiff acting.
>>63659861
FINN DOESNT HAVE A LAST NAME, FN-2758 IS HIS CALLSIGN AND FINN IS HIS NICKNAME
FAAAAAAKE
>>63659962
>he was pretty solid in Attack the Block
Why would it matter if you have no standards of what good acting is?
>>63659963Callsign, not name
>>63659963
>being an OB-1 theoryfag
Who gave the best performance (in your opinion)?
>>63659945
lern2suckmydick
>>63659930No
>>63659989
>>63659994
You are such a faggot
This is the 3rd time on the same thread you post a response then have your boyfriend back you up seconds later with a response supporting you
Kill yourself tripfag
any mention of Rey's mother?
>>63659986
He has charisma and works well as a lead im an action-oriented flick.
Hating on Boyega is a meme, I'm much more concerned about Ridley.
>>63660003Honestly? I'd say John Boyega or Adam Driver. Very emotional. Boyega was suprisingly good. He does make weird looking faces a bit though
>>63660025
WE DID IT /POL/!
When are you going to make another movie with Nick Frost?
>>63660044
He was terrible in ATB and Junkhearts. Dennis' actor was much better than him too
But please do go ahead and dismiss it was a meme if thats all you can do
OP, I just want to know if it was good. We're the characters good? Did they have good chemistry? Was it a rehash of A New Hope? Was Kylo a good villain? I don't want actual spoilers, just your opinion.
Is there a female Yoda in the movie.
>>63660078Kylo was a great villain. The movie is good. Yes, the plot has ANH elements, which is the only downside of it. if you're a star wars fan that prefers the ot to the prequels, you'll enjoy this a lot.
>>63660061
Yo, I'd be thankful if you'd answer this -
How's the mood over there right now as far as you can tell?
Is everyone happy?
Are people overwhelmed/underwhelmed?
>>63659550
>It's just Luke staring off into the distance for about 10 seconds
No anon. JJ has confirmed every chance possible that he hates post credits scenes and there will NOT be one one for any SW movie he's involved with. If you're gonna claim that it was all some kind of ruse you better come up with something better than this shit.
You don't need to spoiler your posts. Its not your fault if some retard reads this thread
Anon is Abrams. Sabotaging us all
>>63660082No. Maz Kanata is a different species and even older than Yoda, which is dumb to me, but atleast it isn't the girl yoda from the prequels.
>>63660074
Point taken, I didn't see those movies. I know him from Attack the Block and was hoping for the best.
>>63659302
Why would Snoke care about Rey?
Is Boyega's Klinefelter's really apparent in any of the scenes or do they do a good job of hiding it?
Does Ren really say something like "No man can kill me!" and then Rey retorts with something along the lines of "I am no man" as some rumors say?
Please say no, that sounds so awful and cringey.
>>63660032
>this paranoia
>>63660143
Are there ANY references to the Prequels at all?
>>63658643
is it Chewie who dies and is seen dead in the trailer with the girl crying over him?
>>63660118The screening seemed happy. People really did enjoy it. A lot of smiles and head nodding. A few people were dispointed (just wait until the review embargo is up, you'll see who it is)
>>63660159
That's a LOTR quote my man
>>63660109
I am, and it sounds like I will.
Any pictures of yourself at the premier?
Otherwise, I don't believe a word you say.
I mean, who the fuck doesn't take their camera out in one of the biggest film openings of the decade? Even the guys on Collider took SOME pics and videos.
Does Finn lose a hand or other limb?
>>63660153
Fuck off back to your home board.
>>63660171Yes. Maz Kanata has pod racer flags and makes an offhand comment about pod racing. Max Von Sydow's character has a mask of a jedi temple guard
Just saw the movie. OP's spoilers are fake. Ask me anything.
>>63660176
I see. Well I'm glad at least the majority wasn't let down, the fanbase wouldn't survive another TPM. Thanks for the reply.
>>63658643
was it true? the jedi?
>>63660177
I wouldn't put it beyond Abrams, derivative as he is.
>>63660212
how big is your dick?
>>63658793
Any potential new baneposting? The original is getting stale
>>63660191I was on the stream. I am male. I did not take any pictures because I wanted to actually watch this movie to see if the franchise could be redeemed or not. I think it's in good hands, but I'm a little worried for the future.
>>63660208>mask of a jedi temple guard
I bet Filoni was content about that.
>>63659612
>>63659635
Seriously fuck off OP
>>63660254
Worried how?
>>63660254
>worried
why so?
Well from the time OP posted this thread there's pretty much no way he was able to watch the entire movie considering it didn't start until after 10pm EST and the movie is over 2 hours long
>>63660254
So you already have posted "spoilers" that we know to be false and you have no proof?
Great thread everyone.
>>63660254
I don't mean inside the theatre or during the movie.
I meant pictures of the outside or any anything that suggest that you were even outside the theatre tonight. I'm not asking for a webm of the movie.
>reddit cross posters entertaining this garbage thread so they can take it home and get points
The sticky was a mistake and opened the flood gates
>>63660251
6 3/4 inch
>>63660278
WAIT YOU MEAN OP IS LYING?
>>63658643
Are you an angel?
>>63658758
Finn is new han solo
>>63660267I personally enjoyed it, it did have rehash elements and it did feel a little bland at parts. I had fun, but I don't speak for the fans. I do not like Kathleen Kennedy and she is not the hero she portrays herself as. Nice woman, but I don't agree with things she does. [/spoilers]
>>63660254
Does Starkiller Base destroy any suns/planets?
>>63660297
[spoilers] Watch the stream. Look at the way I type. You'll find me [/spoilers]
Did you see any of the "old" aliens? Twi'lek, Rodian?
>>63660334
Why are you not addressing any posts of the posts that are poking holes in your bullshit?
Mainly how the first screening just ended ten minutes ago
>>63660154
she;s a skywalker aka bloodline of the chosen one
>>63660386No for some reason. There is no explanation or reason. I really don't mind but it was annoying.
>>63660397
I'll reply to any question you ask. Fire away
>>63660405
Yeah but so is Kylo
>>63660254
how powerful is this maz kanata? she have a warrior rep like yoda?
>>63660408
>>63660438
Hey spoilerdude, are you someone that works in the industry or just lucky fan that got to see the premiere?
Also was any of the trailer music used in the film?
What is Snoke's power-level?
>>63660481Industry. I've seen some of the movie beforehand as well.
>>63660438
How have you been answering questions for the last hour if the first screening just ended 15 minutes ago?
Why did you say there was a post credit sequence when it has been confirmed dozens of times that there's not and there is literally no point to that being a lie?
I'm pretty certain Spoilerdude is Simon Pegg.
>>63660438
Best kylo ren line?
>>63660475She isn't too powerful in combat. She's basically a force mystic.
>>63659302
bullshit.
Are you Filoni?
>>63660267
Episode 9's director lol
>>63660520I've seen some of the movie beforehand and may or may not have been involved as an extra
>>63660530
we wouldn't talk to us geeks
>>63660542
What was that scene that showed chewie blowing shit up?How does han die?
Is the chrome trooper the new boba fett? What did she do in the movie?
>>63660578
Your opening post is literally:
>I just saw star wars at the press event.
>>63660558
I can say I'm not. Very nice man though
>>63660611I just did
>>63658643
Is Rey an actual good character who develops or a stronk woman who is already good at everything and effortlessly succeeds at everything she does? This is the most important question to me.
>>63660652
Fuck you
>>63659035
Are they the Raid guys? If so JJ said there's a cool scene with them. What is it?
>>63660682
Why are you so angry at this guy? Even if he's lying, who cares? Just don't read the thread.
>>63660690No, the raid guys are a gang that wants to kill Han Solo
ANYONE ENTERING SHOULD KNOW OP HAS BEEN THOROUGHLY DEBUNKED
>>63659550
>>63659612
>>63660278
>>63660520
>>63660578
>>63660582
I'd say it's all part of his diabolical plan:
1. Dismisses geek culture which he profited from and raised his celebrity status as childish
2. Big Star Wars fan
3. Attends premier and anonymously leaks spoilers on the internet
I bet somewhere he's cackling with laughter like a madman.
>>63660753
Do they fight like they do in the Raid and does JJ do their fighting abilities justice?
What is the rebel's secret weapon exactly?
>>63660753
Questions.
1.Is there acrobatic lightsaber fights?
2.Any mention of malachor V since apparently kylo's saber originated from there.
3.Did JJ overused lens flares?
4.Do the knights of ren speak at any point?
5. Know if the film will get a 4K BD release?
>>63658643
Do we get to see a lightsaber get made
& does the title crawl say episode VII?
Darth Darth Binks confirmed? His bones scattered in the desert?
>>63658856
He's like a zombie?
So, confirmation then... He's not looking like that flatheaded cobra? And he's NOT A Muun? I.E. Not plaguies?
>>63659949
[spoilers]did you rike it tho?[/spoilers]
