Such deep, thought provoking and intellectually stimulating writing
Hemingway, Tolstoy, Shakespeare BTFO
She's pretty hot there to be honest.
Isn't this a kids book/movie?
Somehow... I'm surprised that they wanted to make this one for nine year olds.
>>63653544
>General Leia is also a princess
Oooh boy.
What about Planet Cocainum?
We should make accounts at reddit and have a good, old-fashioned raid. Subtle introduction of spoilers, massive announcements, etc... so they are spoiled regardless.
Is there a way to make posts popular there, so they cannot avoid Spoiler Wars: The Trolls Awaken?
>>63653544
But that prose is pretty much Hemingway.
So the Empire doesnt exist anymore? Just this First Order shit?
>>63653707
About as much a princess as a princess of the Prussian empire
>>63653544
>He was a noble warrior known as a Jedi.
And a good brother.
Does she still do coke?
>>63653544
>Page talking about Leia
>Half the page is about Luke.
>>63653754
I thought the Empire made a peace treaty and the first order are parts of the empire that left for the unknown regions
At least they don't call her "Queen Mother" or some shit, another poor allusion to the British Empire
It's literally poetry. It's beautiful.
>>63653724
>We should make accounts at reddit
NO!
Why would she call herself General if she's still a Princess. Princess is a far higher title.
>>63653544
imagine the rage if this was actually a quote from a narrator in the movie.
>>63653724
>We should make accounts at reddit
>implying we don't all already have one
>>63653544
>General
>looks like a real estate agent about to show me an open house
>looks like a secretary about to remind me about my afternoon meeting
>looks like she works at a bank and is going to help me with a loan
>looks like she works at a high end clothing store and is about to ask me if I need any help
>looks like a snooty, bitchy CEO who is about to ask me where her hot coffee and cheese danish are at
>looks like a snooty, bitchy CEO who is about to snort a line of coke in the bathroom at the company christmas party
>literally looks like anything other than a military commander
>>63653544
Alright!
Pretty sure thats a childrens book
>>63653908
Abrams described them as the nazis hiding in argentina and taking over
Okay some small sector of the galaxy is still ruled by the empire
with the Republic returned to power everywhere else
How could there still be a war with them 30 years later
>>63654121For a childrens film
>>63653544
hemingway used short sentences and easy words.
You can summarize Tolstoy or Shakespeare for dummies.
>Female General
>>63653942
Military rank proceeds titles
In Britain the top generals will be addressed as "General Sir... 16th Baron of this and that"
>>63653724
> implying we all don't already have accounts from Tom Hardy's AMA.
>>63653663
everything made about star wars is for kids
>>63654247
well they already had a black general
and a fish admiral
>>63654247
>>>>female princess general
>>>>>>>>>>>who is force sensitive
>>63654054
JarJar was actually played by a black person? No wonder the character was shit
>>63654301
Except Billy Dee Williams is fucking awesome
>>63654054
hes directig a black guy, trying to figure out their moves.so jar jar is black.
>>63653544
This Trekkie b8 is HARRIBLE! Worse than a snow-dog challenge.
>>63654008
I don't, stop projecting, you fucking redditor
