how do I tag spoilers so I don't get banned.
any questions?
Spoiler option is within replying.
- Where the fuck is Luke?!
- Who is related to who?
- How and where did you get this book?
>>63652527
highlight your text
hit ctrl s
doesn't work for when creating threads though but youll see the format and can use that
>>63653769
>book
>>63652527
[s] Your spoiler [/s]
Replace the "s" with spoiler.
>>63653894test
>>63653341
This.
We should make accounts at reddit and have a good, old-fashioned raid. Subtle introduction of spoilers, massive announcements, and so on... so they are spoiled regardless.
Is there a way to make posts popular there, so they cannot avoid Spoiler Wars: The Trolls Awaken?
Like thisAngela is a boy
>>63653994
thanks I'm a mod at /r/movies I'll be on the watch now
>>63652527
Why did you censor Amy Schumer's tits?
POSTING IN EPIC THREAD.
> tfw when you end up getting spoiled anyway because you're so used to Spoiler tags just being used for jokes, puns and memes.
[,spoiler,]like this[,/spoiler,]
remove the commas
>>63653968
Go ahead and spoiler us, dawg.
If you didn't get it already, spoilers are done like this
(spoiler)TEXT(/spoiler)
with square brackets
>>63653994
I've set my sub to auto remove all posts made from accounts made after the 13th
good luck ';-)
>>63652527time stamp or GTFO
I thought they weren't doing screeners for TFA? Is it fake?
[kebabspoiler]like this[/kebabspoiler]
remove kebab
rip the screener and post it online
>>63654332
Holy shit, do this
>>63654258
wat
>>63654270
top fucking kek
>>63654352lucas is kylo ren
>>63654341
>>63654332
>watching an action flick in sub-DVD quality
Literally for what purpose?
Where do I get this book
spike dies
>>63654459
it must be ripped and posted online to ensure the survival of the white race
>>63652527
rip it and stream it for us f a m
>>63654270
top kek bruv
http://www.cinemascomics.com/noticias/cine/star-wars/48136
Big spanish spoilers, what do u think are those real? they seem plausible but i am not really convinced.
I can't blame Luke for what he did.No one caredabout who Luke wasuntil he put on the mask.
>>63654580
this
How awful is that British cunt?
>>63653894
[penis]
Is it shit or is it fuckin shit?
>>63654574
>http://www.cinemascomics.com/noticias/cine/star-wars/48136
>posted a year ago
>"Oscar Isaac's character "Biggs""
Sure, senpai.
>>63654023
I just watched this. That freeze frame ending was creepy as fuck.
>>63654023
That ending makes that movie 10/10
>>63653769
its a dvd screener for critics and awards
>>63654007
kylo kills han then has reveal t hat hes blindbig plot point, maz kanata sees the past and the future from the eyes of the peopleknights of ren are robotsr2d2 is completely silent for the whole movie until he meets luke
and the biggest onesnoke isnt even called snoke. its 101% darth vader. ya, anakin died, but darth vader is alive (or at least his body is), apparently animated with the pure dark side of the forceluke went to seclusion because he failed with his father and blames himselfso i guess what you gonna hear waiting in line isn't snape killed dumbledore, but snoke is vader
its much better than i expected
>>63654156
>he thinks I don't have a sizable repertoire of rebbut accounts with some karma and a lot of age just for your very type of thing
Oh you are fucked, my boy. Fucked.
I'm going on a glorious TFA spoiler crusade.
lol. fake as fuck. OP tried this shit on r/starwarsleaks.
what part of "they didn't send out screeners for TFA" do you guys not understand?
>>63654929
Timestamp+secure trip or gtfo
>>63654929
>snoke isnt even called snoke. its 101% darth vader. ya, anakin died, but darth vader is alive (or at least his body is), apparently animated with the pure dark side of the force
That makes no sense, Vader's a good guy at the end of Episode VI.
I'm skeptical.
>>63652527
Hiroshima here to finish the redditing that moot started.
How are the mods going to keep track of what spoilers are real and what spoilers are fake? Just refer to their Disney TM janitor naughty word list.
RIP HAN SOLO
RIP FINN
RIP 4CHAN
>>63654929
Sounds like shit to be honest.
>>63654929
>snoke is Vader
All that character development, flushed
>>63654459
So we don't get shot up desu
>>63654929
>le Vader is resurrected
Sounds like bullshit, but it's the exact type of unoriginal bullshit Abrams would shit out.
You've got me worried.
>>63655014
>>63652527
Fake, there are no screeners for this movie yet.
>>63655026anakin is dead, only darth vader lives. it makes more sense in the movie.honestly it is so fucking obvious that im surprised nobody has guessed yet
>>63654058
I'm going to get keked so hard. I can't make it to the movies as I have a life but hopefully somebody puts it up online. It's the only way I'll see it before next week.
>>63655118
Every plot point from this movie is obvious, holy shit.
Vader rebirth/clone/bullshit sounds terrible.
But this is Disney, and bringing back Vader is the number 1 safest way to make money due to his popularity.
So it's probably true.
>>63654929luke went to seclusion because he failed with his father and blames himself
That makes no sense.He didn't fail Anakin, he is the one who redeemed him in the end.
But that sounds like an Abrahms tier fuck up, real or not.
>>63655118
So Vader is back but it's just a robot?
IG-88 would have been cooler.
>>63655118
>anakin is dead, only darth vader lives
Jesus that's stupid. I'm still skeptical.
>>63654929
So this guy is Anakin remembering old times?
>>63653894test
>>63653968
[s]Wait, so I don't actually have to type out the full word? Fuck.[/s]
hahahaha HOLY SHIT. this franchise will never get his due.
>>63655169
What are you talking about, anon? Everything in TFA is totally original and inspired. I really let my creative side shine during the production of this film.
>>63655255
fucking kike
>>63654580
Your career is over...and you get 15 years in prison for a felony.
>>63652527
>all the shit that's been spoiled over the last year right away
>something as big as snoke being vader didn't get spoiled until 3 days before the movie comes out to the general public
I don't buy that for a second
>>63655231
>alas poor Vader
kek
>>63654929
Christ, what a trainwreck.
>>63655231
It's Kylo Ren concept art.
>>63655298
I did 10 weeks on a felony charge.
>>63654929
So please confirm my story, poiled months ago by a guy that said that worked in the fikm:Knights of Ren are robots. Like mechanical corpses inbued/powered by the dark sideThey where created by Vader in an attempt to replicate his (presumed dead) childrenSnoke is perhaps Vader trapped inside a robotic body. He is akin to the black smoke of LOST and is like a fog that surrounds the frame (body) of the robot and makes scary faces.
Is this right?
>>63655306
>something as big as snoke being vader didn't get spoiled until 3 days before the movie comes out to the general public
Literally from the beginning we knew Snoke is going to look like a zombie, the last leak shown an old wrinkly dude with destroyed face who was "handsome in the past" and he has fucked up left side of his face EXACTLY like the burned vader's mask has its left side fucked up. Makes sense.
If it's true I applaud Bad Robot for keeping us from spoilers for so long.
>>63654929
Why would they reveal the snoke shit in the first part?
Seems like ur just adding fake shit onto confirmed real shit to make it seem real.
>>63654580
Screeners get leaked all the time and nobody gets in trouble.
There are ways to identify each screener copy, but at the same time there are ways to circumvent those very protections.
>>63655376
Jesus Christ that sounds stupid.
>>63655368
Depends on the crime, the lawyers, and the judge.
>>63655404
dont trust this guy ripping it creates mustard gas.
>>63655379
>has fucked up left side of his face EXACTLY like the burned vader's mask has its left side fucked up
Yeah, this part of it makes me curious. I can almost see it happening as a pointless throwback and an attempt at a big twist for this trilogy.
Guess we'll have to wait and see.
>>63655376knights were built by vader and he made them alive with the force as he was trying to create life to redeem himselfhe just looks like a huge living corpse and yea there is dark smoke around himits revealed just at the end, before that kylo thinks hes talking with vaders ghost all the time. he also sees his memories. then he finds out vader is actually alive and kept imprisoned by luke.the first order worships vader because he talks to them from beyond like a god, they dont know hes alive or imprisoned by lukethere are more religious undertones, theres literally a church of the jedi worshippers that seek artifacts from the jedi era and max von sydow is one of them
>>63655649
Really? Have any of u idiots watch return of the jedi? Luke burns Vaders body.
>>63655649
>vader is actually alive and kept imprisoned by luke.
lol, bullshit
>>63655649
>alive and kept imprisoned by luke
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what?
This sounds so retarded It's probbaly true
>>63655713
Luke burns the suit, yes. But did he burn the man?
>>63655649
>alive and kept imprisoned by luke
You had me until.
upload it online
DESU none of this sounds anymore retarded than what's come before it.
>>63655827maybe he didnt get completely killed and now luke feels guilty and babysits him
>>63655649
>>63655649
>>63655649
So it's like at the end of Shaun of the Dead where Shaun keeps Ed locked in the shed playing Time Splitters?
Kylo ren isn't the masked man with the cross lightsaberThe staff rei has is a broke double bladed light saber.She fixes it at the last minute and uses it to save finnBB-8 was made by luke to guide rei to himLuke is an exile because he thinks the force powers are to dangerous
luke tried to burn the body but it didnt burn, instead hes awoken an embodiment of the dark side. he knew he cant kill vader, so he imprisoned him and keeps him from escaping, he doesnt know vader can still influence people from his prisonwhen we meet luke for the first time he lies on the ground and meditates for years and years, guarding the vader. when the first order destroys a alona aluna or something like that star system and he wakes up from his meditation, close shot on his eyes opening and panicked
>>63655871
Hermit Luke, Darth Vader and force ghost Obi Wan sat in a cave for 30 years and discussed the legends pages on wookiepedia. They became good friends.
>>63654929
These spoilers are lies, anon.I just got home from seeing Ep. VII and I'm not spoiling it for you. Sorry. But, I will tell you that only one thing anon wrote here is true
lulz. you guys do realize OP is making shit up, right? If you've read the spoilerboard, seen the childrens books, you'd realize that none of what OP is saying is true.
>>63655969
Why NOT spoil it? Especially if it's tagged, Jesus, you're not doing anyone any favors by saving us by making anyone see this shit movie.
>>63655922
>>63655909
So what's the "threat" that First Order are arming themselves to go against and protect the galaxy?
>>63655922
So what after the party with all his buddies he went to go check on Vader's burnt corpse and saw it moving around or something?
>>63655969
If you have actually seen it, trying to be righteous and not spoiling it just means some other asshole is going to come along and do it himself eventually, possibly without tags.
>>63654929
how the fuck is kylo ren blind that makes no sense
star wars really is for neckbeards and homestuck nerd faggots
>>63656105
One day when he was experimenting with the other boys at the Academy he got force sperm in his eyes which blinded him.
>>63655969
Just spoil it, dweeb.
It's gonna happen anyway.
>>63656131
I thought it was for white people.
>>63656105He's an incest child of Luke and Leia. It turns out that Skywalker family has a long history of incest. For instance Shami(I can't remember what's her name, Anakins mother) told Qui Gon that Anakin had no father, when in reality her brother was his father. Inbreeding is the reason why Anakin seemed so unstable, and huge Oedipus complex was the reason why he went nuclear on sand people.
>>63656131
no it's capeshit for the masses. the majority of people going to see it will never have seen the old Star Wars
>>63656105
>>63656185
https://youtu.be/xKO6G0pC0AM
>>63655649
lmao I hope this is true.
>>63656232
>>63655909
Subtle trolling but I truly hope these are all on point
What if Snoke is just lying about being vader and this idiot is just too stupid to understand it?
>>63656015
>>63656091
Because I work for the press and I might get in trouble :/
It was weird, though. Usually press screenings are on Tuesdays. SW was on Monday and it packed the largest theater in my city.
>>63654929
Yeah this is obvious bullshit lol, don't believe this.
>>63656299
Don't worry.
They'll never be able to backtrace you.
>>63655922
>guarding the vader
shit my pants laughing just now
Don't rip it! Ripping screeners is illegal and if you do it, then the government will be mad at you!! I asked my dad about it and he told me that if you put this on the kickasstorrents, he'll eat my fuck!
OP is full of shit
>>63656288
>Finn:" after all these star wars, the force awakens in me"
holy shit cant believe they wrote that crap! just kill me already
>>63656201
tee hee
>>63656016
some snoke trivia:the snoke we see in the first movie (a decrepit human corpse with a smokey aura) isn't actually snoke. It is a puppet leader, a corpse given life by the dark sideThe real snoke is a much more ancient, snake-like being. While ancient, he still has an air of life to him.Snoke was the first sith, the creator of the order, and so powerful he is capable of creating life from the dark force. He uses this power to create puppets throughout the millenia, using them to train new sith lords every time the jedi strike them down.Darth Plagueis is explained to be one of the puppets, Sheev having been mentored indirectly by Snoke in this manner. When Sheev "killed" Plagueis puppet he created the Anakin bloodline specifically to replace Sheev
Ren Solo and Rei Skywalker team up in the third movie to kill Snoke, destroying the sith order forever and balancing the force.
>>63656299
I highly doubt you saw it before the world premiere, which is happening right this second.
Everything posted so far is bullshit. This is the only known stuff till the spoiler reviews drop.Luke started a new Jedi TempleKylo is somehow of Luke and Lea's bloodlineKylo was one of several padawans at the templeKylo went darkside during his training and killed the fuck out of everyoneThat's why Luke is in hiding, he fucked up hard and exiled himself
Palpatine forced his soul into vaders body at the last second,
When vader died all that was left was the sith master
Vaders body refused to burn, and while dead it communicates with Luke blaming him for his death.
Luke slowly loses his mind, creating robots called Ren, and becomes Kylo Ren.
Luke will eventually fight his dark half
A lightsaber in both hands.
Palpatine will eventually get his soul transferred into Leia's grand daughters.
>>63653968
Ctrl-s dawg
>>63656566
>>63656482
im confused now
Kylo Ren is Salacious B. Crumb
>>63656566
what the hell
Finn fights Kylo and gets his hand chopped off, Rey then fights him and uses the force to defeat him, Kylo is saved by some stormtroopers, Rey and Finn make their escape to the millennium falcon, Kylo pursues them and catches up to them, Han sacrifices himself and Finn and Rey escape while Kylo kills his father
>>63654270
no bully pls
>>63656566
10/10
JJ DID IT!
>>63656566
>Sheev wants to possess a loli
CAN'T REAVE THE SHEEV
>>63656548
AlsoR2-D2's super depressed and shut himself down after Luke exiled himself and hasn't spoken to anyone in years
Those are all known and old leaks. Literally nothing is new. Plus they didn't send out any award screeners of Star Wars yet.
Fake and lame.
>>63656613
>>63656566 is autism tier shit pulled out of his ass.
t. work for disney
>>63656795
they did though. I saw some instagram with a SW screener
The walrus was Paul.
>>63656800
Thinking this all isn't autism pulled from ones ass.
>>63656855no shit.
SoVaderis alive and managed to survive butSheevdidn't?
Sounds like bullshit
>>63656566
>Palp wants to get into Leia and Han's kid
literally the plot of one of the first EU novels. Fuck off.
>>63657226
>implying whatever plot they use wont be some rehashed eu story.
>>63656732
so thats how they learn where luke is, possibly?
>>63652527
Don't tag them.
If you get banned, restart your router and return to post more spoilers.
>>63653894frosted butts
Kylo's here to kick ass and eat tendiesAnd he's all out of tendies
>>63657226
No, you moron, read it again. Palpy wants to get into Leia's GRAND_DAUGHTER.
>>63655026
yeah, funeral pyre?
>>63653894Nuggets
![11034459_10153686762804813_6717622252609149517_o-600x255[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RDWECf6.jpg "11034459_10153686762804813_6717622252609149517_o-600x255[1].jpg")
okay this is an actually real fucking spoiler, so hold onto your fucking hats.It's General Snoke. He's old as shit and origins unexplained, but he's not the big bad. all the andy serkis stuff was a ruse/distraction.Luke is the bad guy. you find out in the last few minutes after the Han Solo death scene. Doesn't say if he is a Jedi or Sith, but Snoke just calls him Skywalker. It's actually incredibly well done
and for those who are wondering:
yes, finn gets his hand chopped off.
no, jar jar binx isn't in the movie.
>>63658013
>no, jar jar binx isn't in the movie.
Yes he is. He's one of the main characters.
>>63656232
dude imagine if this was true lmao
>>63658041
please don't befoul my actual spoiler for your meme shit please, my good friend.
>>63658013
you got proof of that shit?
>>63658013
Shit this actually sounds like "heir to the empire"
>>63658013
>yes, finn gets his hand chopped off
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>>63658013
lying about the han partkylo and rey are fighting. han sees this and rushes in to help. he gave her his gun earlier so hes unarmed. he only catches up to them as kylo is about to strike his final blow on rey. han leaps in and takes the blow, nearly severing his right arm through the shoulder. he calls out for rey and finn to run and they do so. kylo is blind so he doens't know that he has done. he crouches over han's body, suddenly realizing who he has "killed" and puts his head down and weeps. snoke arrives by shuttle and walks up to him. "dont get sentimental"
>>63658013
no....that's not true...THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
>>63658140
Which is even worse. If they literally took an existing story and changed the main guy to a black guy.
the only thing i'm hoping is for the movie to be aesthetically more darker, unlike the prequels that even looked cartoony at times.
>mfw the fake spoilers itt are better than the actual movie
jj "save the cat" abrams does it again
Just saw the movieIt's true. All of it.
Anyone who believes OP is spoiling the movie are morons.
They haven't released screener copies yet.
>>63653894test
>>63658095
yes, they let me bring my cell phone into the screening. I totally have tons of pics and recordings.
fucking idiot.
you want more, asshole? how about the final fightscene?BB8 contained the coordinates to the Skywalker lightsaber that is on the planet Hoth, where the First Order is looking for it. The Resistance attacks the First Order base on Hoth as a diversion tactic to allow Rey, Finn, and Han to find the Skywalker lightsaber. They find it in a cave but it all goes to shit because Kylo somehow fucking finds rey and finn and demands it. They refuse so he corners Them and Finn tries to fight, flails miserably, gets his hand chopped off. Rey's "force awakens" allowing her to force grab the lightsaber and fight Kylo, but she still loses, and Kylo takes the Skywalker Lightsaber from her. Before he can kill them Han Solo shows up in time with his blaster to attack Kylo, hitting him but just pissing him of. Kylo (now wielding the Skywalker lightsaber) just kind of walks up to Han Solo and stabs him through the abdomen. Kylo leaves without killing the others for whatever reason, leaving Rey to grieve.the final scene with Luke is General Snoke giving him the Skywalker lightsaber, which technically is his in the first place.
>>63654594
underrated post
>>63658735
Post a picture
>>63658735
post recordings
>>63658735
it's not even Hoth, retard. The lightsaber is on the desert planet from the beginning, it's the plot point that starts the movie. Shit is even in the title crawl. The pilot guy is going to find it for Leia.
>>63658837
do you have proof of that statement?
>>63652527
I just wanna know if the black guy dies and if he hooks up with the white girl before paying money to see this
>>63658837
jakku =/= hoth, diptard. the COORDINATES are on jakku, in the form of BB8
>>63654459
To fuck with Disney
>>63658735
>Luke is general Snoke
>Both Mark Hamill and Andy Serkis are playing Snoke
no
>>63654929
THEY TOLD ME DISNEY WOULD FIX IT
I TRUSTED THEM, THEYD FIX IT
ITS NOT MY FAULT
>>63658735
you wanna know the truth?Luke's saber is lost after he exiles himself, much like how Han loses The Millennium Falcon. A lot of that old shit from the original trilogy is buried and becomes rumor. The lightsaber kinda goes from owner to owner and just kind wanders across the galaxy, most not even knowing what they have. Kylo Ren wants to find it because he likes old Sith/Jedi stuff and he wants to reverse engineer the light saber so her can improve his own and draw power in the force from it. Leia eventually gets her hands on it from that alien that the black chick is playing and gives it to Finn to use as a weapon and trusts him to keep it safe. Finn kills some storm troopers with it, gets in a fight with that storm trooper with a eletric pole, and gets in a fight and loses to Kylo like a bitch. Rei is there to save Finn and takes him and the lightsaber back to The wounded Resistance
>>63658936
do you have a reading disability?
general snoke works for luke.
Any one who's seen it want to confirm if there is/is not interracial shit in this film?
I'm not paying to see interracial degeneracy
Is the person with the metal mask/face Luke or Snoke or neither?
This actually sounds pretty decent.
How do they explain Vader still being alive? Do we see Vader and Luke together? Is Vader senile and old being cared for by Luke? Is Luke aware that Vader is communicating with Kylo Ren? How did Vader turn evil again? Why is Luke letting Vader remain alive?
>>63658852
not really, I could show you my Facebook convo with journalist friend who saw the movie
>>63658913
no, the fucking lightsaber is on Jakku. the pilot gets it from some alien, then the first order attacks and he gives it to BB8 to hide. Pilot is then captured. the ice planet is not hoth
> this thread
>implying any crusty fat beta that browses /tv/ regularly would ever get invited to a premier like this
>>63658954
this is accurate
You Motherfuckers.
Poor Artoo.
He lost Padme, lost Anakin, Obi-wan didn't even recognize him, and now Luke is in exile :(
So Snoke is a reanimated Vader powered by the Dark Side and Luke is his "master"?
What's Luke's motive?
Is Mark Hamill on point
>>63659100
A feminist who hates all males on /tv/ is sure to have an invited and is more than likely dying to spoil it for all the /tv/ misogynistic nerd boys.
These spoilers all sound Fucking awful. Please be made up and please let this thread be fake.
Timestamp of that fucking script book or this is all actually fake!
>>63658013
I had a theory of Luke dabbing in the Dark Side, learning about it, so he can truly fight/abolish the Dark Side/Emperor.
Rey then Kneels before Luke and calls him master.
Dark Side Rey!
Are Anakin and Obi-wan good friends still?
>>63659202
Luke appears at the end of the movie as new obi wan. vader re-animated is bullshit.
Wait, I haven't been keeping up with the story, didn't they blow up Death Star 2.0 and save the galaxy? Why are they a ragtag bunch of fighters still?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KDeMtFN.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>Vader is alive powered by his haye
Is Kojima writing for JJ now
>>63659100
>if i'm a crusty fat beta so is everyone
does everyone on your home board think like this??
>Kylo Ren is a Skywalker
>Kylo Ren killed every Jedi except Luke
>He can stop blaster shots midair
>He's intent on fully embracing the Dark Side unlike Vader who turned light at the end
>He wants to purge all of his goodness
>He can cause telepathic pain
>He taunts during battles
>He's actually second in command to Hux under Snoke, but the two are constant rivals who hate eachothers' guts
>He drove Luke insane and into hiding
Kylo Ren is gonna be the star of these films.
>>63659006
Poe and Finn are a thing
So it's much worse.
>>63659228
> Considers anyone who insults him a male hating feminist
Ever think there's a wider world than your personal vendetta? Or are a true hero fighting for all the fat teenage boys on /tv/?
>>63655118
Makes sense, gotta get dem vader dollars
guys I'm not reading everything, I will read only the replies to my post: have op confirmed with a timestamp that it's all real?
Where were you when Star Wars got a better villain than Vader?
>>63652527
It looks like you're trying to censor out that one fat comedian's chest.
>>63659282
I mean, there's still the Imperial Fleet....The (Imperial) Governors, etc.
Not sure how the First Order comes into the picture.
>>63659344
>>63658013
I'd be okay with Luke being the main antagonist aside from Kylo Ren
>>63659343
Robot Vader is still alive.
>>63659390
enjoy your ban
>>63659343
yes, Jar Jar Binks is Snoke.
>>63659303
Are you going to start shilling him again or did getting called out scare you?
Isn't Ren's armor just a Revan ripoff
I haven't watched any clips but how do you pronounce snokes?
Like pokes?
That's a kinda humorous name
>>63652527
>>63653894
Fucking idiots just press ctrl+s
>>63659448
more like sneksssssss like snakes with a hiss
>>63659303
it would be neat if Kylo ends up being the hero and Rey the villain by the final movie
>>63658735
>lightsaber on hoth
wowwwwww
>>63659344
OP as fuck
Whats the point of spoiler tags if anons are spoiling it in the green text? Ban these idiots, mods. Do your fucking job.
>>63659484
You bet you're ass they're gonna pull some Revan/Bastila shit with these two
>>63659680
Why do you even care
Star wars is shit
>>63653894just a test senpai desu
>>63659484
I definitely want Rey to go to the dark side.
But seeing that it's Disney, and all these little girls are going to look up to her, even if she goes to the dark side, she will end up back in the light side.
Kylo can be redeemed to the light side near the end.
>>63659716
this is what happens when OP doesn't grab a trip
this entire thread is a clusterfuck
ctrl + s for easy modo
It would be cool if Rey went to the Dark Side and grew her hair out so she looked attractive and wore a revealing black dress that bares her midriff and shows off her hopefully toned legs and cleavage.
Please Fucking stop posting these spoilers!
You're ruining the movie!
Why can't you Motherfuckers just go see the film and be surprised by a great artistic work?
>>63659876
>>63659858
Daisey Ridley does not have cleavage because her breasts are practically non-existent.
>>63658735
>Force Awakens
Is this the new super saiyan?
Jar Jar is Snoke
>>63659876
No one is forcing you to read them, faggot. Besides, 99% are bullshit
>>63659317
>Ever think there's a wider world than your personal vendetta?
Yeah yeah I forget their are also brain washed male Feminists as well
Thats what the bitchs bitch about so much these days.
The fact that anyone can be a feminist. Men,woman CGI characters The face of MUH FEMINISUM HAS NO FINAL FORM !
I don't know why I entered this thread.
>>63654031
why can't you just stay there instead of bringing your cancer here?
>>63659437
Absolutely. They have to take the best bits from EU without actually using anything good
>>63654929
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
post a real spoiler I'm not going to see the movie and I want to know what I'd be missing
>>63652527
HEY OP!
DO THESES CHARACTERS FUCK OR KISS?
Thats all I really give a SHIT about!
>>63660036
Go to bed Louis.
So much for the supposed spoilers we were supposed to be privy to. Guess we have to ACTUALLY WAIT UNTIL FRIDAY.
I can't wait to be a part of the rampant shitposting bound to take over the board. Bring on the era of spaceshit.
>>63660036
No, Finn is essentially the new Jar Jar
>>63659876
>artistic work
>>63658214
kek
>>63656657
kek
>>63660036It is heavily implied that Rey is pregnant with his child at the end of the movie
>>63660075
not a chance dumbass, he's a fish out of water but he's not a pure farce designed to appeal to literal toddlers.
>>63659680
>wahh wahh I walked into a topic I knew was a blatant spoiler topic and now im being spoiled for reading spoiler posts of my own free will wahhhh wipe my ass for me i'm an infant wahhhhh
Kill yourself, faggot
>>63659876
>Artistic work
JJ is a talentless hack
finn is lando and mon monthma's son
>>63660093
It's not
Rey literally has no love interest
>>63652527
There is a death star on movie's poster. Is there any quality planet busting in this movie?
What is that famed "Secret Weapon™" they talk about?
I'm about to post every spoiler I can find on Hispachan because I hate them.
>>63660071
No one is back from the theater, Disney rep
>>63659920
Back2cripplechan
>>63659463
I tried to tell them right at the start
got ignored hard
>>63654023
sleep away camp??
