>Jackie chan will die in your life time
>>63650416
Fuck you
Uncle will make him immortal
>Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
>>63650416
wfm<
What if he challenges the Grim Reaper to a ladder fight?
JOKE'S ON YOU, I'M TERMINALLY ILL.
See you, space cowboy.
>>63650527
That was a nice cartoon, I had so much fun watching it with my mom.
Not if I kill myself first
>>63650734i wanted to fuck his niece
>>63650416
>jackie chan will be the first immortal human that isn't Keanu.
Who Jackie!?
I watched Rush Hour 3 when I was in high school and I immediately contracted yellow fever after. Thanks, Jackie you faggot
>>63650947
>tfw you watch rush hour as a kid and think that it's based on jackie chan adventures, and that Su yung is actually jade
He will probably outlive me
>>63650416
>tfw no Rush Hour 4 with based jackie and tucker
>>63650416
>only way out of this scenario is to kill myself now
and that's okay
>>63650947
Drive (1997) > Rush Hour
le ebin kungfu man xDDDD
>>63651185
You could die in a fire, car accident, get murdered, get cancer, etc.
>>63650416
Jokes on you, I have inoperable lung cancer
>implying anything past 30 is worth living
Posting best Jackie
>>63650854
Dude....same
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>>63650527
>>63650734
>OOOONE MOOORE THING
has basically become a meme in my family
>>63651382
That looks painful
Has he even done anything since Karate Kid?
>Stooge for the mainland government despite being from British Hong Kong
Who cares?
>>63651761
Fuck off hong kong
>>63651709
>I only watch what the television tells me to
He's done 11 movies since then.
>>63651761
Go eat some dog dim sum, Ng. How the fuck are you even supposed to say that btw, I have no idea 2bh pham
Why did you have to say that OP?
I can't wait for his new movie with johnny knoxville... if it ever gets a english release.
you can prevent this
>>63651673For you
>>63650416
not if I kill myself first
>>63650416
Has he stopped making movies? I know he isn't fighting/stunting shape, but so what, he's absolute genius action director. He needs to go to Hollywood and show people how to properly direct a fight scene.
maybe not. i'm 47 btw
>>63650416
AAAA NO NO NO NO
>>63650416
>(You) will die in your life time
>>63656421
i'm sorry
>>63650416
Don't say such horrible things.
>>63650416
>Jackie Chan will kick a guy in the head in your lifetime
whoa...
>>63650416
Death vs Jackie Chan with a ladder in one hand, a baby in the other, and he doesn't want trouble. Who wins?
>>63656181
Watch Little Big Soldier. It's a bit slow to get going, and Jackie only has one serious fight scene, but his acting is pretty good in it. Like, legitimately good, not Jackie Chan good. Granted he's playing to his comedic strengths, but still good.
