>Whether by jejune dialogue, hackneyed action sequences or its Bantha fodder of a plot; The Force Awakens will have many lifelong Star Wars fans in a Vader-like dolor
IT'S OVER
this was evident the second they gave jew jew abrams the thing.
Dibs on it being so bad Disney brings the EU back
>>63636113
>>63636150
>>63636183
Be less obvious, you fucking faggots
>>63636113
>jejune
stopped reading there. anyone who wants to sound like a tryhard pseudo-intellectual, using francophile faggotry words can suck on his own dick. because his opinion amounts to a steaming turd out of Godard's rotting asshole.
>>63636399
>I have a brain the size of a pea and words I didn't learn from Rugrats trigger and frighten me
I don't understand why you think anyone should sympathize with your stunted mental development. Are you expecting people to be all like, "Yeah, that mental retard has the right idea! Words are hard a'hyuck!" If you can't even communicate properly in your native tongue, why do you think anyone should pay attention to your opinions?
Star Wars The Force Awakens 2015 1080p BluRay x264 AAC-ETRG.mkv
>>63636528
Thanks YIFY!
>>63636113
>quote
>no source
Yeah sure, it's over because you made up a negative critique without even having seen the movie. Nice bait though.
>>63636113
I watched a prescreening of this turd of a film. I signed an agreement not to discuss any of the details of the plot of the movie until it comes out. But I can say as a fan of the original films and prequels. Fans will be on suicide watch. I have read fan fiction that was better. This movie is just a cash grab. Visually it looks nothing like the films from the past. JJ is obsessed with the brushed aluminium look. The color pallet is all wrong. I got the vibe the original cast phoned in their performances, or simply the script was that shitty. When this comes out I am going to enjoy the shit hitting the fan. What JJ did show, he is and never was a fan. The casual fan is so starved for any thing Star Wars they will accept this trash. Always be cautious of movies with a lot of flashy effects. What I just shared with you faggots will make a lot of sense after you see it. Oh and yes the film is coated in SJW bullshit.
>>63636528
cant find anything?!!
>>63636981
nice pasta.
khgvjm
The thing that is funny about psychopaths/trolls/subhumans is that they really think they are more clever than everybody else and that everyone will believe their obvious psychotic lies
Fucking retards
>>63636113
What language is this
>>63636113
Authentic "American gibberish"
>>63636113
can you confirm wether or not this is accurate?
http://millenniumfalcon.com/index.php
>>63636478
>words i didnt learn from Rugrats
>>63637346
Pasta? Don't think so pal. Ok how about this if I share an opinion of countless others God forbid we all may be right in our assessment. Trust me the very second the film starts playing my agreement is null, Expect a data dump. I have so much content I put together, I will be flooding Youtube. I will start a comfy thread, one second after the official opening. Watch as you faggots figure out JJ Abrams Fucked your childhood in 2 hours, and the suicide watch commences.
>>63636478
>jejune
>native tongue
>>63637724
english you mong
>>63636113
> Kylo Ren is Hans son
> Rey is Lukes duaghter
> Kylo Kills Han
> No Luke until the end of the film
>>63636528
wow it's legit. this is going to ruin their box office sales.
>>63636478
>jejune
You've never used this word in your life you lying cuntflap
>>63637852
>2:35
Why would anyone believe a semi literate, genetic imbecile who can't even keep his retarded hole shut would get to see this film before anyone else?
>>63636478
>being this mad in a shitty troll thread
>>63637806
If you don't think that's English then you are truly lost.
>>63637829
>50% confidence rating
It's chewy
>>63637891
dude read this http://millenniumfalcon.com/index.php
>>63637863
2 hours and 35 minutes
duh
Dear God , This film is literally worse than Hitler.
>>63637877
You just outed yourself as a newfag. Tell JJ 4chan says hi. We will enjoy watching the fans tear him to pieces.
>>63637877
You do realize screenings are very common place, especially for those who work in the media. Where do you think opening day reviews come from? Looks to us, you are the genetic imbecile. This person is respecting their NDA. While you are trying to shill. You obviously are not a regular here at 4chan because you failed to follow certain protocols. Go shill for Jew Jew Abrams some place else.
