Why was this piece of shit so bad, after First Contact racked in the dollyroos and looked intensely better on screen whereas this looked direct-to-DVD?
thanks to khan every movie had to be actiony
>>63629997
>It's a DC Fontana episode
If I remember right, they deliberately tried to make another Star Trek 4 style movie, but it ended up coming across more like an extended tv-grade story
>The only way to study or replicate this radiation is by blowing up the planet
Fucking stupid, the planet was a giant fountain of youth that healed everything already in a time where warp travel is shown to be fucking free.
Have it as a universal health resort administered by the federation where people who are terminally ill or don't want to die, can stay there for a few days or weeks or whatever. It's a whole fucking planet, that only has one village that's occupied and takes up less then a square kilometer.
It's also shown in this culture in the future that no one even fucking fears death or aging anymore... so what was the big fucking deal ?
Reminder that Enterprise is literally and unironically the second best Star Trek series after Deep Space 9.
New Trailer coming through https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hYz13vgX0U0
>>63629997
Didn't Frakes direct this one?
>>63630759
Wait, are they fighting the fucking borg or something?
Do you think lal had a robotic vagina?
>>63630759
looks like the enterprise blows up but it could be another bait and switch like into darkness
>>63630775
Yep
>>63631147
Well, he directed it like a really long TV episode. It wasn't really terrible, IMO. Just kinda like a rejected script he toyed with and made into a movie.
>>63630828
In between her legs, there's an opening,
with a concentration of sensors.
You engage them in the right way,
creates a pleasure response.
So if you wanted to screw her,
mechanically speaking, you could.
And she'd enjoy it.
>>63630759
>alien dirt bikes
Just how cancerous can this shit get?
>>63631217
dont forget picard's 4wheeler
>>63631245
You best not be hating on the Argo, son.
Beiges and browns.
Browns and beiges.
Beiges and browns and mother of pearl.
Earth tones, people!
I want Star Trek to go back to comfy adventure mode, not shaky-cam round-kick mediocre action movie mode
"of all the next gen movies that we've done, Insurrection is undoubtedly the biggest"
>>63630759
>this is where the final frontier strikes back
i'm not kidding, that's an actual line
>>63630775
Am i the only one who think Riker is a fucking bad actor ? Not a very inspired director too.
>>63630694
Objectively sure, but TNG had a lot more fun with the setting
>Autistic android
>Worf kills a guy with his bare hands for murdering his squeeze
>Worf finds a POW colony and gives some Klingons their balls back
>Gowron being a cocksucker honorless Klingon
>Kahless the Clone
>Stupid sexy Sela
>All those goofy space anomalies and dust clouds
>Q ebin troll
>Geordi constant kek
>SHUT THE FUCK UP WESLEY YOU PIECE OF SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT
>Lower Decks
>>63630759
Why is the video named 8472?
Are they fighting species 8472?
>>63631550
>Klingon bullshit
'no'
>>63631557
Trying to avoid the whack-a-mole since it's a leak
>>63631173
>>63630759
>that cardassian
>>63630694
No and no.
TNG had better actors, set design, storylines and characters.
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>63631722
He got pushed into a pit like a kid on a playground and then got trapped in the phantom zone. He was a literal pushover.
>>63631794
BTFO
>>63631506
>>63631550
worf killed him with a bat'leth.
WTF SHOW WERE YOU WATCHING
>>63631674
saved
>>63631245
>>63632228
>>63629997
Insurrection is 7/10
>>63632256
Damn Nemesis had some cool shots
>>63629997
even the star trek actors bash this one. the plot was like a bad tng episode. fountain of youth planet attacked by ugly evil aliens, crooked starfleet admiral included. you talk about it looking bad but a good story would have paved the way for a good looking movie. the problem is the shitty plot.
>>63632281
Where?
>>63632434
there
>>63632256kill yourself nigger
>>63632450why?
>>63632450
That shot looks fucking awful, you cunts cry about JJ and bloom but that's supposed to be 'cool'?
Buy some fucking taste and some new eyes, you twat.
>>63632501
Good use of negative space
>>63632527
'no'
>>63632501
Why does Patrick Stewart look so different in that shot?
>>63632146
Well did he play in something else than star trek ? I'm encline to change my mind.
>>63632595
Take a guess.
>>63632595
>>63629997
I'm actually just now watching the plinkett review of this. Apparently the film was dumber than I remembered - not that I remember much of the plot anyway.
Star trek 5 was literally the only true trek movie
Riker and Frasier are having a coffee in ten forward when in comes deanna to join them, riker and deanna throw a witty barb at each other about either one's promiscuity, then frasier tells deanna about the recital in the holodeck later that evening, to ask if he could get him some nice chocolates to bring his date, dr crusher. then in comes picard and joins them for coffee, and picard tells frasier hell be using the holodeck for his baseball game with his best bud benny. they get in a little argument about it and picard goes off in a huff about not feeling welcome in his own ship. cue to act 2 in which frasier tries to get to crusher's quarters to escort her on his date but is constantly waylaid by ensign roh, who he had a brief relationship with previously, and who he is now trying to juggle a quick date with because he had forgotten he had already made plans with her on the same day to visit the arboretum. cue the back and forth hijinks of frasier thinking he can pull both off one after the other even though crusher keeps showing up early to see if they can maybe get some dinner before the recital. it all blows up in frasier's face when deanna shows up with the chocolates labelled for crusher and roh thinks theyre for her. as frasier begs her not to dump him in the hallways crusher hears all of it and he hilariously finds himself like the dog without a bone. cue credits, in which we see spot batting at the chocolates in frasier's apartment as if they were a toy.
genius.
>>63632727
>tfw they never redid a holodeck simulation of his old earth bar where he talked about how everyone knew his name.
What happend to Patrick Stewart ? Plastic surgery addiction ? He looks now like a better alien than 90% of the TNG's make up.
>>63632755
pew pew pew
just like ds9
Is Plinkett right about star track?
>>63633010
what did the virtual friend simulator say?
>>63633057
But I'm asking you if the virtual friend simulator was correct
>>63630759
Copyright claimed. Any backup? Synopsis?
>>63634037
It was in German, can't say what they talked about in the trailer.
We see the enterprise get snapped in half
Bad alien set
Remans
San Francisco
People jumping
Motorcycles
All of the TNG movies are shit, but I thought Insurrection was better than Nemesis.
Generations and First Contact are better though. First Contact at least has some decent action and Generations is surprisingly comfy.
Insurrection felt like an episode of TNG, which is a good thing. As a movie, it was still shit, but at least there's something positive I can say about it. I literally can't think of anything positive to say about Nemesis.
>>63632755
he can visit quarks and talk with "morn"
>>63631163
it was supposed to be based on heart of darkness with picurd being sent to bring back an old academy buddy gone rogue like kurtz, but the studio fucked it to hell. there's a book the screenwriter wrote about it but paramount blocked it being,published
>>63632672
lol who the fuck is this
>>63632805
just clean living i guess, even on blunt talk he has the prerequisite old man long, jangley monkey arms, but his torso looks fit af no homo
red alert
>>63630759
wait THE Will Riker? what?
>it's a ds9 feggits don't flood the ST general episode
>>63635842
That's what interested you? Not the shot of the Borg cube?
Insurrection was a masterpiece
>>63636138
There was no borg cube shot you troll. We all watched the trailer.
>>63636187
Well there was no Riker either. The video has been down for hours.
>>63630264
Not to mention this is a post scarcity, post singularity civilization so the federation could have absolutely maintained a light footprint.
>>63636136
someone call me?
>>63634256
>first contact id good
when will this meme die?
>>63635783
Fuck Lego will never surpass the greatness that was the original space and blacktron line will they?
>>63636524
>black captain
>>63636680
*commander
Reminder that Star Trek Nemesis was perfectly good and did very little wrong...
>>63636823
He is a captain for part of the show, reddit
>>63637350
>hating on someone just because they were a commander before they were a captain
Wew lad.
>>63637472
Wut? This was my first comment in that conversation, and looking back I don't see anyone insinuating hate based on him being commander.
>>63636536
I said all the TNG movies were shit. Are you fucking illiterate or something?
>>63637560
You don't honestly actually believe that someone would dislike Sisko simply over the color of his skin, do you? Anon was clearly just making a joke, farn.
>>63637601
Regardless of whether anon is racist he called him captain. The word 'commander' only came up when this retard in >>63636823 tried to (incorrectly) correct him
>>63637657
Anon isn't racist though, Anon is only pretending to be racist for shits and giggles. Come on, it's 4chan. Lighten up.
>>63637126
Other than:
>having a director with little experience that generally disliked the whole cast, even Patrick Stewart.
>Having a "We need to save earth" story
>Having terribly misused Tom Hardy
>The only good thing this movie did was to have a scene with Will Wheaton and then cut it right off to piss him off.
>>63637716
>having a director with little experience that generally disliked the whole cast, even Patrick Stewart.
Nothing about this is a flaw with the finished product.
>Having a "We need to save earth" story
Nothing wrong with this.
>Having terribly misused Tom Hardy
He was great, misused how?
>>63637788
>our heroes need to save the Earth
>the villain is motivated by revenge against our heroes
>aliens are really fascinated by 20th century Earth history and they idolize the Nazis
None of these work outside of TOS.
>>63637788
>Nothing about this is a flaw with the finished product.
It is a flaw with the finished product. Having that kind of attitude on set creates stress and the actors have little morale for the scenes. Therefore the performance is tainted.
>Nothing wrong with this.
None of the TNG movies and even the previous TMP movies had nothing to do with Earth, they where character based stories. Reusing the same clichés of scifi assured the story to be flat.
>He was great, misused how?
Yeah he was, but the part had little to no characterization. He's evil because he hated Romulans therefore he wants to destroy Earth. Why? Shit motives are shit.
>>63632672
>>63634583
Data's lost twin Dutu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRVD32rnzOw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRVD32rnzOw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRVD32rnzOw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRVD32rnzOw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRVD32rnzOw
TRAILER IN ENGLISH.
ARE YOU ALL READY FOR 2FAST2STARTREK?
>>63638021
>Kirk defeats the Jem'Hadar a century early
Deep Space Nine BTFO
Now we know how Kirk has a Jem'Hadar disruptor rifle.
>>63638146
>>63638146
>Implying those are Jem'Hadar
>Implying the Paramount execs who crafted this shit film even know what Jem'Hadar are
>watching Spirit Folk
>holocharacter shooting control panel with a hologun causes the safety protocols to go off
>>63637684
I don't give a shit if anon is Ben Garrison himself, I was just confused about >>63637472
I guess there is some kind of misunderstanding here
Post Janeway.
>>63630775
yes but he directed First Contact too
so unless you're one of those people that hates FC, he can do alright
Insurrection sucks because of the plot. even if they had given it the full budget of its predecessor it wouldnt have been better
>>63638366
>tfw no Janeway prequel movie
>>63638366
>>63634037
uh sure you could try the actual legitimate upload
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRVD32rnzOw
>>63638366
>>63638413
If Janeway was alive in the 19th century you know she would be a slave-owner with a coffee plantation
>>63638021
That looks terrible. Any hope I had remaining for the reboot series getting better as time goes on is now completely dead. Better off just watching the original series on Blu ray than wasting time with this pedestrian shootemup trash.
>>63638465
Star Trek: Blunder of the Century
>>63637716
eh it had some alright ship combat, watching the sovereign and scimitar slug it out was pretty entertaining, and the collision was well done (and involved actually smashing the physical models into each other)
infinitely more engaging than watching whatever murderous ship JJ concocted for his film fuck the enterprise in under 15 seconds
>>63638366
>>63638536
The only good Voyager OC all year.
>>63638366
>it's a janeway rekindles a 900 year old conflict then leaves episode
>>63638366
Lol what's the difference. The "good" Janeway made an alliance with the borg that helped them assimilate countless civilizations then at the very end of the series fucking genocided the borg.
You know, that thing Picard had the opportunity to do with Hugh but didn't because he realized it was unethical to destroy trillions of lives?
She does not deserve to wear that uniform.
>>63638784
Picard was a relic from an earlier age. He believed peace had a place in the galaxy.
Starfleet's purpose is to unite (conquer) the galaxy.
>>63638784
And then berates Ransom for killing a few extradimensional aliens to get home faster. None of it is ethical, but Janeway shouldn't have played the moral police when she didn't have the greatest track record herself.
>>63638859
Yeah what the fuck were those guys even sapient? Like if they found out you could burn cows in the warp core to go faster they totally would have.
But it's ok we'll just genocide an entire race of trillions cause we'll get home faster. It's ok the series is over we don't have to analyze it.
>>63638366
>>63638409
Not evil. Everyone know that in the ST universe, evil versions of people must have a goatee.
NO EXCEPTIONS.
>>63639081
Ha ha, epic! I'm going to LIKE this and then all my friends can LIKE it too!
>>63638784
Janeway was a psychopath, megalomaniac, and xenophobe. You can't hold it against her, she was born that way.
Also >>63638844
Janeway did LITERALLY nothing wrong
What are the best DS9 and Voyager episodes?
Always tend to watch TNG.
>>63639340
Just watch it all from the beginning.
After watching Into Darkness I decided to watch some of the old Star Treks on Netflix. Why are they so slow and boring. What a bait and switch.
>>63639395
>What a bait
Funny coincidence-- this describes your comment too
>>63639395
>bait and switch
Gotcha there
Remember when Star Trek was about exploring?
>>63629997
Death by committee.
Nobody liked Michael Piller's original idea, but instead of scrapping it they just tried to make little changes which just turned it into a mess.
It's funny that there's like an internal memo that saw a lot of the film's problems (that the audience won't care about the Baku or even feel they're being selfish) but they never got changed.
>>63638366
>>63639196
>>63638784
>>63638919
stay black, like muh coffee
>>63638366
>>63629997
>1991
>Trek fandom shits on TOS for being too cheesy and hails TNG
>2009-2015
>Trek fandom shits on TNG for being too boring and hails TOS/NuTrek
http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=277740&page=1
>>63640234
That's barely even risqué.
NUDE JANEWAY
NAKED JANEWAY
NASTY JANEWAY
NSFW JANEWAY
NO CLOTHES JANEWAY
JUST LETTING IT ALL HANG OUT
>>63640388
i clicked. and i was not disappointed.
>>63640374
>"I've been watching Star Trek since 1975 and I love this trailer. It screams TOS to me."
>"Concur. This is a youthful crew running around on a weird planet planet while strange things try and capture/kill them. Beyond seems like it could be plopped right into the second season."
>"I don't want to be that guy but I have to be honest in my reactions... What the f*** did they do to Star Trek!?"
>"Made it a great deal less pompous and a little more entertaining."
>"That was the thing I missed the most during the Berman years. So much of Star Trek was just dry and simply not entertaining."
Jesus Christ
>>63640388
>antivoyfags will complain about what they did with Neelix but have no objections to the Doctor reverting Janeway to her original form
>>63640786
(referring here to the Tuvok/Neelix combination)
Underrated Insaneway moment:
In 'Child's Play' she uses everything they have and risks Voyager so she can save a Borg vessel and sentence an entire civilization to die at the hands of the Borg.
>>63638021
damn, that looks like utter plebshit
>at least we won't die alone
>lets not do that again
who wrote this shit
>>63641140
Three new movies and with everyone its one step below.
Meanwhile Star Wars focuses on the tone of the old movies and get praised for that far beyond its release.
>>63641202
>Star Wars focuses on the tone of the old movies
>gets praised for it
>If Star Trek focused on the tone of the old movies it would get shit on
thanks obama
>>63642986
Looks kinda like Piper Perri
![7Y3JwWW[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BU2eWAQ.jpg "7Y3JwWW[1].jpg")
>>63642986
>>63642986
Is that her
>>63640234
i'd like to baku her
>>63640325
>follows the prime directive
pfffhahaha since when?
OOGA BOOGA WHERE EM WHITE TRILL WYMYN AT?
BKC
>>63629997
Insurrection was just OK
at least it still had the spirit of the show
Nemesis was just a terrible way to end their legacy
>>63637657
but he is a commander tho desu senpai
>>63643366
dear JJ give this qt an expanded role and maybe i won't hate you so much
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVsMcCsUaq4
>>63643366
went on a couple dates with a bich that looked just like her, except redhead. nothing came of it cus it turns out i was an emotional tampon after a breakup. fucking cunt.
>>63643915
>trill
>white
kek
>It's a "Worf's dad goes to the enterprise to try and convince him to do his mar-mitzvah" episode
>>63629997
First Contact looked nice but fails as a Trek movie because everybody is consistently out of character. It was very much a foreshadowing of the JJ era.
Insurrection was the closest a TNG movie ever came to capturing the spirit of the show.
It's just a shame it was so poorly and cheaply executed.
i like bony bitches
>>63644437
>>63644541
>>63644712
>>63644755
>>63644798
>>63644838
Is this really what passes as a Trekfu in the 21st century?
>>63644707
but i thought they were russian. jews cant be russians.
>>63644909
go to bed roh posterkek
>>63644950
In the 23rd century they can.
>>63644984
fucking filter crap
>>63644984
NOTCANON
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nom nom nom
>>63637716
>>having a director with little experience that generally disliked the whole cast, even Patrick Stewart.
Story on this?
>>63645960
I think paramount intentionally sabotaged it to ruin the TNG film franchise
they couldn't exactly reboot if they were still First Contact tier..
>>63645960
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Stuart_Baird
http://trekmovie.com/2008/03/03/burton-and-nichols-compare-baird-to-abrams/
Can't find the other sources for Patrick Stewart though.
>>63646257
They should have asked Sony, they rebooted the shit out of Spider Man for no reason.
>>63646257
Yeah that's totally how studios roll.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ztfU1iw.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>63646296
>stuart pls leave my personal space
>>63646296
>Burton remarked on how, during the first six weeks of shooting Nemesis, Baird kept calling him "Laverne" and kept referring to his character as an alien.
kekek
