Sup bros? Check it out, shit is pretty insightful.
youtube.com/watch?v=vi4TmhPYH20
>yfw a new Star Wars film literally comes out this week
That John Williams score sounds so cash
>>63628724
>60 minutes with J.J.
>Only 24 minutes
>>63630105
What I find somewhat compelling is the sheer amount of pressure he's under, he might be immensely excited for the opportunity to bring his childhood to life but he's gonna get skewered if he doesn't deliver. I don't understand how anyone would want this movie to do poorly----not that I'm blaming you for anything.
>Wall Street will be disappointed if it doesn't bring in more than $1.5 billion
>>63628724
Not interested.
Will wait for it to show up on basic cable.
Really looking forward to The Revenant tho.
As all adults should.
Go to school, children.
>>63629216
>That John Williams score sounds so cash
agreed
>>63628724
Holy fucking christ. His wife is such a fucking cunt.
>>63628724
Proper YouTube link ? I'm on my Iphone 6s plus ®©™.
>>63631692
How? Why?
>>63632116
Literally only shit talked his work in every sentence she said.
>"Well it isn't curing cancer is it?"
Well, yeah but his job isn't fucking curing cancer, it's making schlock.
>>63632116
>yeah JJ was given command of the biggest movie franchise of all time but who cares, he's not curing cancer!
>Had to ask his wife permission to direct the movie, is outright stated to have turned spielberg down when first asked
>Says she's done her best to keep their son away from Star Wars
JJ got a wife much hotter than he is so hes basically her bitch boy
>>63632175
>she's not even that hot
>she's taller than he is
>mom fetish for sure
>>63632346
OH FOR SURE
And not just any mom, a JEWISH mom.
>literally makes millions of dollars and is world famous.
>"Oy gevalt! He kooda bin a faymus dok-tah but he chose that Hahly-wood. What a schmuck !"
>>63632346
>>she's not even that hot
for a wife of 20+ years and three kids she's pretty damn hot! Plus if they were married back in 1996 she was into him way before he blew up in hollywood and started making the $$$$$.
Brendan Fraser wishes he has found that level of committed wife.
>>63632116
>>63631692
What the fuck is it with women that they think they're so much better than everyone else, when all they do is sit on their ass and do their nails? Womens arrogance truly piss me off.
>looks and acts like one of George Lucas' brain children
>directs the new Star Wars movie
POTTERY
Shit, that was a 24 minute infommercial.
I know this is hardly new for 60 Minutes but I don't want people to be carelessly walking into another Phantom Menace like it's a Tim Schafer Kickstarter.
>>63632175
>>63631692
>>63632606
JJ doesn't seem too happy whenever she opens that cunt mouth.
>>63632162
To be honest, JJ looks like a faggot. And she's right, it's not like the dude's in a warzone or even a fucking doctor saving people's lives.
He's just a corporate bitchboi who's making a shitty movie for manchildren and retards.
She's a good woman who tries to put things into perspective. Wife/10, would have sex with and ruin JJ's family.
>>63633946
Down cast the whole time.
>>63628724
>JJ Abrams
>Marc Liebermann
>Black host
hmm
>>63631692
im not trying to meme here but if you honestly think jj isn't a cuk you're delusional
>>63628724
>i LOVE the movie
I best she does the dirty bitch
>>63628724
>tfw you actually feel sorry for JJ after seeing the wife he has to put up with
>>63631692
>>63632116
The first time he screened Star Trek to her, she told him she hated it.
>>63634264
Storytelling has been an important part of human society since the dawn of man.
People who are too retarded to understand that are plebs.
>>63628724
It didn't have to end like this, JJ.
>>63634779
>TFA
>important storytelling
>>63628724
All those headstarts in life and he could only become an average filmmaker
>>63633828
>I know this is hardly new for 60 Minutes
Yeah they did it a few weeks ago for the musical Hamilton. And actually that is the 2nd musical 60 Minutes pimped for the same creator.
>>63633828
>mfw I was too young to really grasp the incredible failure and disappointment that The Phantom Menace was
>Now the same age that original StarWars fans were when Episode 1 hit
>I don't want it to happen to me anon and I can't help but be excited, I have never been hyped for a movie this much in my life
Atleast I will finally know the pain that old StarWars fans must've felt when they watched Episode 1 the first time. God help us all
>>63631735
I can't express how happy I am that no one responded to you, fucking phone scum
>>63634932
Um, he made Mission Impossible and Super 8? Let that sink in.
>>63634915
Get herpes, freak.
>>63636924
>I can't help but be excited, I have never been hyped for a movie this much in my life
You weren't hyped for TPM?
There is an inverse relation between how hyped you get yourself and your expectations being met.
If you can't learn from your mistakes, then I guess you can't be helped.
>>63628724
>produced by Marc Lieberman
>Lieberman
They are fucking everywhere.
>>63637257
Tfw last name is Liberman
Tfw half Jewish half Potato
Should I embrace the jew so I can make it in Hollywood? I've always considered myself American moreso than anything, but this Judaism thing seems to have perks
>>63637246
well I was 6y old and Episode 1 suddenly just existed there was no big buildup, waiting time or hype for me. It was suddenly just finished and I was excited to watch it and not that disappointed at the time I loved the podrace and Darth Maul was awesome so as a kid I liked it.
>>63637190
At least there's a chance I might get herpes, you filthy virgin.
>>63631692
Thats why he's married to her.
She doesnt lie to him about his films to make him feel better.
She told him that she couldn't see anything because of the excessive lens flares that he originally had in Star Trek and he had a lot of them removed. Look at the amount of lens flare it had when it released, imagine how unwatchable that movie would have been if there was tons more.
Does anyone have a link that I can ACTUALLY FUCKING WATCH?
Not available to me, it seems.
