Do you think the toilets on the Enterprise use transporter technology to beam the turds directly out of your insides, eliminating the need to wipe?
Or would that cause your sphincter muscles to atrophy from lack of use, leading to anal leakage?
They use the three shells.
>>63628677
No it goes to storage for use for the replicators
products and food dont come out of thin air
>>63629439
But I mean, they could still beam the shit to storage...
>>63628677
I'm convinced that they shit in the potted plants that are littered throughout the ship.
>>63629926
Why wouldn't they just shit in the replicator?
>>63628677
Muscle tone, especially that enacted on by the automic nervous system has doing to do with 'use'. The circular muscles that make up your anal sphincters perform the specific function to prevent leakage when NOT in use, therfore lack of use has no effect.
>>63628677
When Seven nine started eating actual foods how long until she started having to use the toilet I wonder. Was she ready for what was going to happen and if so what do you think her reaction was to it.
>>63628677
i think they crap normally, then use the sonic bidet
>>63631275
she adapted, duh
>>63631305
Fuckin space Italians man.
>>63628677
>eliminating the need to wipe
that would be glorious
>>63628677
>Or would that cause your sphincter muscles to atrophy from lack of use, leading to anal leakage?
They could just suture your sphincter together in like a split second dude.
>>63630340
Hmm, so it could work.
In that case, just have a device inserted that instantly teleports the crap away as soon as it builds up. Never have to use the shitter again.
>>63629531
its converted directly back into energy
The real question is whether you could use Trek's medical technology or transporter beams so that you could eat your female crewmembers' shit but not get sick from it
I'm tired of having to take dubiously effective pills and occasionally deal with parasites
>>63632354
>>63632127
>They could just suture your sphincter together in like a split second dude.
Taken out of context, this sentence is terrifying.
>Implying they don't all lead to Wesley's quarters
>>63628677
Sir, the true question is, if I were human, what would my reaction be to taking my first heavy, red meat inspired, low fiber shit?
>>63632431
youre forgetting,"fully functional."
>>63632530
Tasha Yar knew
>>63629439
You seem to say this as a joke but it's canon explained.
They said it on Star Trek Enterprise that the shit they do is then used to create materials.
>>63628677
Sphincters don't atrophy from a lack of use.
>>63632685
This.
Friend of mine has a colostomy bag from some kind of cancer when he was a teenager, they just sewed up his but those like an inch in. He says he has a one inch deep asshole, but still has the sphincter so no one would know unless they saw the colostomy bag or stuck their finger in.
>>63632558
>>63628826
>cameheretopostthis.face.png
Nice dubs
check mine
>>63632594
>trusting that bullshit when they give them replicators so early.
>>63633355
They had replicators in the OS too.
>>63633355
They don't have replicators, technically they can mimic liquid stuff but it's not replication. They even have an onboard chef.
>>63632594
Ent is not canon. Watch it till the end. Neither is ds9.
>>63633500
thats right only the new movies with destroyed romulas and planet transporting distances is.
>>63628677
Sounds great and convenient.
And if someone really wants to shit naturally, they can do it in some historical holoprogram.
>>63633500
>Neither is ds9.
FUCK, OFF.
>>63632558
Do you think she did anal?
>>63633500
Is Voyager canon?
>>63633772
yes
>>63632354
Why though?
You could go to the holodeck and eat shit out of holographic versions of your female coworkers
>>63632905
Cool, I've always wandered about this. Do people that are born with exposed colons have anuses?
>>63633405
there's a scene in the kitchen in part 6 wtf
>>63628677
>Or would that cause your sphincter muscles to atrophy from lack of use, leading to anal leakage?
they did at first, there's a whole enterprise episode about that i think
>>63633295
fucking useless robot
>>63631275
>She will never fart on your dick
jdimsa
>>63633655
yes. she died because of it
>>63629439
>products and food dont come out of thin air
Explain the mine field in DS9
>>63631275
I think she just went in her pants a few times before people noticed the smell and told her.
