DUDE
>>63624056
WEED
FUCK
>>63624065
LMAO
DUDE LSD LMAO
DUDE DRUGS DONT ACTUALLY PROVIDE ANY INSIGHT THEY JUST MAKE THE MUNDANE SEEM DEEP LMAO
DUDE EGO DEATH IS A MEME LMAO
DUDE DRUG INDUCED EGO DEATH IS NOT REAL BECAUSE NOTHING CAN SEPERATE US FROM THE SUM OF OUR EXPERIENCES WITHOUT PERMANTENTLY DAMAGING THE BRAIN LMAO
I'M JEWISH
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhh
someBODY
FUCK
MY
WIFE
/pol/ is ALWAYS right
UP
>>63624056
Superbad was super badly written
>>63624087
lel, everytime
>>63624112
>>63624056
I really miss weed. I'm gonna get so fucking high this break and watch so many movies.
Incredibly grating, annoyingly gruff voice that makes him sound like one of The Muppets. Not that bad otherwise really.
ᴰᵁᴰᴱ ᵂᴱᴱᴰ ᴴᵁᴴᵁᴴᵁᴴᵁᴴᵁᴴᵁᴴᵁᴴᵁᴴᵁᴴᵁᴴ
>>63624056
JUST FUCK MY WIFE LMAO
>>63624056
DUUUUUDE HHUHUHUHUH
Narrator: In fourteen hundred ninety-two. Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
A ship batters against the storm. The crew calls for the captain.
Narrator: But what you didn’t know, is that he brought a lot… of green.
Paper Planes starts playing
The captain’s door swing open, releasing a column of smoke. A figure stumbles through the haze coughing.
Seth Rogan as Christopher Colombus
Rogan: I’m telling you, the world is round!
Melissa McCarthy as Queen Isabella
McCarthy: Listen, I am round. The world is not!
Jay Baruchel as King Ferdinand II
Baruchel: (passes joint) You know… I might just be high enough to believe that.
Michael Cera as Montezuma
Fully nude and drenched in blood, Michael Cera sprints through the jungle
In a clearing, Rogan is smoking a joint with James Franco (playing himself). Franco raises his hands and Cera slices off his fingers and the joint.
Rogan and Franco make eye contact and scream as blood gushes from Franco’s hand
Colombus Day (All vowels are pot leaves)
Music Stops
Franco is dodging Cera’s knife while Rogan fumbles around in the mud
Rogan: I can’t find your fingers dude!
Franco: Forget the fingers! (dodges swing) Save the joint!
October 2016
>>63624127
Once TOLD me
>>63625185
my sides have left this solar system
>>63625185
>Paper Planes starts playing
>Listen, I am round. The world is not!
>>63625185
>James Franco (playing himself)
DUDE
THE ROOM
LMAO
>>63625185
>paper planes starts playing
already laughing
