YOU WOULD ALL BE DEAD IF IT WASN'T FOR MY DAVID
>tfw Davidposting will never be a thing
Or can it?
>>63624022
HEBE KIKEBURGER
>Patrice isn't alive to talk about heebie kikeberger in independence day 2
>>63624044
AREA 51?
>>63624044
All (x)posting needs to be a meme is to be a memorable phrase that everyone already knows, and then people like....you...who reply to it.
>>63624045
You punched the President?
>>63624022
hayter please
I'm not Jewish
But 6 bazillion are dead moshi!
>>63624657
Nobody's perfect, you filthy goy.
>>63624657
Nobody's perfect
>>63624044
I'm in
>>63624022
I thought he died in the first one.
Wasn't he stuck in traffic cawling his muthah when New York got zapped?
All you need is love. John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back, very sad.
>>63624155
You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?
>>63624022
YOU KNEW THEN...AND YOU DID NOTHING
>>63624726
That was David's boss, you tardass
If I had known I was gonna meet the president, I would've worn a tie. I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel.
>>63624827
DAMN IT. WHY DO I KNOW THIS AND HEAR THIS.
>>63624045
Heeby Kikeburger, you fuckin mook
If I had known I was gonna meet the president, I would've worn a tie. I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel.
>>63624045
just listened to this episode...
>>63624846
It's the White House, for crying out loud. You can't just go up and ring the doorbell.
>>63624299
Not true
It can't just be a memorable phrase, it has to be a transformable phrase too
baneposting survived because of the amount of creativity that went into appropriating the phrase for other situations, and sheev/obiposting is the same
if baneposting was just 'for you' and nothing else, it wouldn't have survived
>>63624827
>>63624862
>1996+20
>looking like a schlemiel in public
Oy vey
>>63624882
>"WAAIT A MINUTE, WAAIT A MINUTE, WAAIT A MINUTE.... *aggresive jewish hand gensture* ...checkmate"
It's Air Force One, for crying out loud, and still he gets sick!
>>63624864
O&A gold (RIPIP)
>>63624900
If you're so smart, tell me something, how come you go to M.I.T. for 8 years to become a cable repairman?
>>63624155
Ahreeeeea Fivvvvdy Von?!?!
>>63624045
Yimmy is the best
>>63624803
Uh, more like work colleague, he didn't talk to David like he was his boss
>>63624022
Are Jews like this IRL, making sarcastic self pitying jokes and shit
>>63624856
>>63624045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCZevpfEK5k
RIP Black Phillip
>>63624022
MUH DAVID MUH DAVID
NONE OF YOU DID ANYHTING TO STOP THIS
>>63625018
Only on the radio working off the cuff. His standup doesnt match up his improv talent.
"Yunu Den!"
What did he mean by this?
I think you got a train to catch
>>63625061
this is the fucking best
