Is anybody else greatly concerned about the potential for a terrorist attack during the release weekend of Star Wars? It seems like the perfect target. I'm avoiding opening weekend at all costs because of this and the autistic man children.
>>63610336
I'd like to think that cinemas and malls will be stepping up security but probably not. I'll risk it anyway tbqh familia
>>63610336
Reminder that most terrorist attacks take place on normal uneventful days
>>63610598
Why though? All the clappers are gonna be there and with this current escalated threat from muslims why not wait?
no i don't live in america
>>63610731
Sure but this seems like an opportunistic strike possibility. I for one will be avoiding all theaters for a while.
>>63610336
No because I live in a small city in Germany
I'm avoiding the opening week for those same reasons. I don't want to sit in a theater that smells like armpits and virginity, and this is a perfect mass shooter opportunity.
I'm going to watch a matinee on a weekday so I can enjoy the movie without dying or have some theater full of retards talking or clapping.
Plus with the current fore front issue being gun control this seems like a perfect opportunity for a false flag attack by the Obama administration.
>>63610783
>Germany
RIP
>>63610798
This. The fact that I'm a NEET makes it perfect for me too. Least amount of risk of getting attacked and most positive theater experience. I'll probably go to the earliest show on a Tuesday.
I would me more concerned about the memes this movie will spawn. TV will not survive this
>>63610893
Just wait til the screeners hit the net
just leave 5 minutes before the end of the movie. single white male weirdos all like Star Wars so they arent gonna go on a killing spree until the movie is over.
>>63610920
>>63610893
>implying this place doesn't run on memes anyway
>>63610927
I'm not concerned about them. They've been waiting for this film for years. No chance they ruin it that way. I'm more concerned about muslims.
I hope something does happen.
>>63610336
It makes too much sense so it won't happen.
>>63610981
Screeners are worse quality than YIFY
>go to opening day alone
>no singles policy
>go home
>psycho shoots up place
Colorado.
>>63610336
>I'm avoiding opening weekend at all costs because of this and the autistic man children.
>being this scared
you probably didn't fly for a year after 9/11 too
stop holding your life back out of fear, anon
I'm going to go see it at 7pm thursday while you feel like an idiot when nothing happens and you still haven't seen it in a week
>>63611455
I actually flew the April after 9/11 anon
I'm just more concerned now. Also why would I want to see it with a bunch of smelly virgins.
I am. I hope nothing happens though.
>>63610336
are there any hidden letter/number combos out there for the title or should I ask on /x/?
Only Luke dies.
>>63612854
Well 7 is a pretty popular cult number right?
Hey, I live in a large city in Germany and I'll be watching the film opening night at 12:00 midnight.
Why am I not scared? Same reason I wasn't scared that something would happen during Oktoberfest. It's a time that intelligence services would be able to pick up on. Terrorism is about unpredictability.
I'm not worried in the slightest.
>>63611727
You know, there's some truth in that too.
I was going for an extended weekend break to a nearby city with my mates, and one of them insisted we watch Ant Man.
So we did, the movie ends, people start clearing out and I'm like "oi cunt let's go and have some fun" and he's all "nooooooooo there's an extra scene soon".
So I sit my ass down and wait, and sure enough, there's the extra scene, and I get ready to walk off again, when he goes "bro there's another extra scene, only hardcore fans know this", and while I quite frankly do not greatly care for capeshit I figured I might as well sit there.
So I begin looking at the small amount of people still left, and sure enough, they looked and smelled like hardcore fans. Ain't ever seen such a consentration of metal and vidya T-shirts and scraggly beards before.
That said, I will be watching it a few days after the premiere, but I reckon the 2D screening should be relatively safe.
>>63613261
Yeah, a terrorist would probably pick a 3D showing so they have the extra 10 seconds where people just think its lasers coming at them.
>>63610336
>terrorist attack
>on overgrown neckbeard autistic manchildren
Whoever attacks will do an honourable service to us all.
>>63610798
>>63610859
my niggas
>>63610762
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>>63610336
Going Monday for a daytime matinee, and I'll be packing.
I've never liked star wars, so I can't wait to join in with the team of people hating on it and pissing you all off
Btw the terrorist thing it actually probably grounds for legitimate concern but the chances of it happening in YOUR particular town are really really really low
>>63615240
You got conceal carry bro? My mom wont let me get one.
>Crazed gunman decides to pull an Aurora
>Instead of dressing as the Joker he wears a Chewbacca costume
>Makes wookie noises as he shoots people
>>63610336
No, I live in a civilized country
>>63615332
Well I'm in Chicago and there was a news report from the FBI the other day that said ISIS may be planning a terrorist attack in Chicago so I'm being vigilant.
>>63615371
Wear a t shirt to the movie that says "I survived the 2015 Star Wars shooting"
>>63615337
Live in NH USA, pistol permit = CC, or any adult can open carry.
Have you considered moving out of your mom's basement?
>>63615364
Sounds gay, must be euro.
Enjoy getting killed by Muslims!
It won't happen because its so obvious.
Besides, terrorists are fucking morons and would have been caught by now if they were planning something.
well, bombing a star wars showing would guarantee virgins in heaven
>>63615531
Yes. But I don't have a job.
>>63615606
Not if the government wants to let it happen which the Obama administration has shown it is willing to do.
>>63615660
6/10 post
>>63615660
kek
>>63610798
It's going to smell like that no matter where you go
>>63616772
lol rekt
>>63610336
>be me
>not ameriblob
>don't get shot
feels good man
>>63610336
Good thing I live in Texas.
>>63618296
That's cause you live in a shit country m8. You literally have to resort to memeing because ur country is so irrelevant.
Honestly, I think we should be looking at banning all muslims from movie theaters for the next few months
>>63613199
Also your country is 99% Muslims
>>63610798
>clapping
Literally the worst thing to me that you mentioned in your post.
Clapping for a movie is the dumbest thing a person can do. Since the filmmakers and actors are not present, they are only clapping for themselves. Gross.
Feels good being part of the /waitingtill5weeksafteropeningandseeingthemovieonawednesdaymorning/ master race.
Last time I went to see a movie (Mad Max Fury Road) I had the whole theater to myself.
>>63610336
I am concerned tbqh. I'm going on Thursday, but during the day in a small city.
There are 7 sold seats behind my ones. ISIS don't operate in 7s do they?
>implying the entire movie isn't a mossad psy-op
>tfa opening day
>suicide bombers show up on major city theaters
>wearing mon calamari masks
>allahu ackbar as they explode
I live in Suburban Atlanta, Georgia. Just far enough away from the city where we're not hick-populated rural, but we're mostly gun-toting, God-fearing Republicans, so I'm pretty safe. No niggers nigging or "gun-free" zones to make things dangerous.
I'm going Thursday night at 11PM so if anything WERE to happen, I'd be the primary target (or the preceding 7PM showing) but I like my chances.I know Jesus. If I die, I get to meet Jesus. If I don't, I get to see the new Star Wars, and then eventually meet Jesus. It's a win-win.
>>63615347
delete this
>>63615772
Get the fuck off 4chan for a start
>>63619564
>clapping worse than dying
>>63619999
The quads are strong in this one
>>63619999
>>63610336
>Is anybody else greatly concerned about the potential for a terrorist attack during the release weekend of Star Wars
No senpai, I live in Australia
>>63610783
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>>63610798
im going to see it on 9pm on the 17th, I bough the ticket yesterday and was like what the fuck why is this possible.
Seeing a star wars movie on opening day is going to be like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpvtxQmHudo
I'm in Texas so I should be okay.
>>63610798
same. tickets are probably sold out at my city's main theater, so ill take some friends during the weekday to see it. I just have to avoid /tv/ and /r/movies for a few days so that's fine
>Be American
>get shot
>>63618407
>>63621146
my niggas
>>63619564I actually like clapping/laughter during movies. It really makes you feel like you're enjoying the film for the first time with other people.
>>63621372
remember the almao
>>63620788
Well that confirms that I will not be seeing it until a few weeks after.
>>63621476
You are the fucking worst.
>>63610336
>tfw seeing it second night at a private screening with a uni club
>won't have to deal with usual premiere bullshit
>>63621853
Why? I don't do it, but other people genuinely seem to be enjoying themselves.
>>63621476
I agree, especially during an opening weekend of a big movie such as this, you know you're there with other fans and you can all revel in it together
>>63622036
Or you can sit down and enjoy the fucking movie like a civilised adult.
>>63622021
It ruins the experience for other people. People don't come to listen to autists clap, they come to watch the film.
>>63621476
Clapping doesn't bother me. People loudly eating or opening food packets during quiet parts of a movie is what annoys me.
>>63622216
Why sit is theater with other people if you aren't going to try to enjoy it with them?
>>63615347
He better use a crossbow.
>>63622216
>they come to watch the film.
in dead silence like it's being shown to a crowd in Japan or something? Movie are performance pieces and the audience reaction, good or bad are part of that when in a theater.
cellphones, talking about BS and eating your crab too loud is not ok but reaction stuff is fine. Don't like it just wait and watch the film at home, alone..
>>63622550
>We need to talk about Kashyyyk
>>63622365
>>63622579
Literally niggers.
Also people go to watch movies in theater because THAT'S THE ONLY FUCKING WAY TO SEE NEW MOVIES IN QUALITY.
>>63622657
Watch it some other time if your seat has a giant stick on it.
>>63622579
I live in japan and watching a movie here is the best thing ever.
Even disney movies kids are well behaved.
>>63615660
hehhh
>>63610336
>Is anybody else greatly concerned about the potential for a terrorist attack during the release weekend of Star Wars?
Thanks for letting the terrorists win, m8.
>>63619999
Other Atlantan here. No one except hipsters and niggers live downtown/midtown. I'm in Gwinnett so we have Asians. I don't see how you think you don't have niggers because Atlanta has way too many compared to any other city.
I'm going at 10 on Thursday night. I have a Glock 40 cal and a concealed carry license. Isis can suck my dick.
>>63622579
>in dead silence, like civilised human beings, rather than out-of-control apes?
>>63619999
>says hes christian
>degrades a race
say hi to Lucifer mate
>>63623117
>he thinks niggers are people
You're much more likely to die in the car ride to a theatre than being shot during the movie so stop being such a fucking pussy.
/thread
>>63610336
Speculating about future terrorist attacks is literally the ultimate faggotry. There are dozens of government agencies that do nothing but worry about this bullshit 24/7. It's not your job, and it helps nobody for you to say shit like this.
>>63623058
yeah that glock 40 is gonna do some real good when someone in the dark theatre starts shooting.
have fun trying to fulfill you're wet dream/accidentally shooting randoms
>>63623243
Here's your reply.
You're an idiot.
>>63623300
another well constructed rebuttal from gun enthusiast community
>>63620788
Rancho... Rancho what? Please don't say Cordova.
>>63623138
>he thinks he has a penis
I'm not worried, I'm going to bring my lightsaber.
>tfw going to first showing on 16th morning
>barely 150 seats of 400+ reserved, while evening showings are packed
>live in a civilized country
No worries.
>>63610798
>not having a sheathed weapon like a sword or dagger in case of attack
>>63610336
Im honestly just scared of some shooting or some shit so I don't feel like I can go to see it in theaters. The media has turned these kind of shootings into some kind of culture thing because it generates so many views for news stations and such that media literally worships these psycho's and its all they talk about for the next week.
There will be 8 theatres running at my local cinema at the midnight release
Chances are they wouldn't come to my theatreThey would also only have a bolt action rifle because Australia
>>63622741
日本に子供がいないだからさ
>>63624171
>ないだから
You fucked up.
>>63610336
dont give a fuck, shit happens. If it does oh well. Being a fear spreading little bitch doesn't change anything
I really hope it happens in a primarly white audience.
I fucking hate white people.
Also, niggers and sand niggers.
I got my glock with custom tac light ready to go. I'll have my hand on it the whole film. Any muslim walks in I will be watching closely.
>>63624282
I dont give a fuck. Cantonese is my first language not jap
>>63623360
no armed citizen has EVER shot another innocent person by accident during an active shooter incident, but they have stopped them and sometimes the shooter just seeing someone else has a gun makes them kill themselves lmao
>>63610783
>>63615441
>tfw he doesn't
Im not so worried about it. My local theater has a designated theater marshal who is armed and usually pretty good at eliminating the designated shooter pretty expediently.
>be 2nd string designated shooter
>given a loaded weapon and body armor
>sat in a bulletproof booth with the designated shooter
>never worry about getting shot
>only got off the bench once in 5 years
plebs
10%?
>>63624777
Dude I'm all for being strapped but dont have it in your hand you retard. Do you want to look like the one about to shoot up the place? That's exactly what you'll do and probably go to jail in this day and age. No definitely. That's brandishing
>>63626142
It's gonna be holstered. I'm just gonna have my hand on it gripped and ready to rip at first sign of ISIS
>>63626219
That's still iffy dude. If I was sitting next to someone, hand firmly gripped on a pistol handle I wouldn't attack because I'm not retarded, but I would definitely go tell the staff who would definitely have a word with you and cause a scene. Have it holstered and open carried, but under no circumstance have your hand on it. Like I said I personally wouldn't attack because I know there's people who tote guns ( me, model 60 chambered with 3 .38s and 2 .357s) but a lot of other people don't and could see you as a threat and want that hero credit by attacking you first. Then you shoot them thinking they're a terry and either get arrested or shot by someone else thinking you're the gunman. Keep it secret, keep it safe. I personally have an ankle holster (fannypack sometimes) because I don't like having it so easily reachable. Only had it a few months and not mature enough to have it on my hip ready to go at any second as I could see myself being a retard and pulling it when not acceptable. That being said my ankle draw is top notch
is it possible to carry a sheathed sword in this age?A clay-more is nice too!
>>63610336
I watch Avengers: Age of Ultron opening weekend and lived. I'll be fine with Star Wars
the fact that you are scared about going to the movies is saying something about your fucked up country.
>>63626219
Good way to get shot by a cop.
>>63626878
Yeah, our fucking dumbass leaders keep trying to force fucking muslims on us.
>>63619999
Dude where do you live? We're probably really close
>>63626442
I'll take my chances. I'm wearing my confederate flag shirt to the screening so people will know I'm only there to protect freedom and watch Star Wars
>>63627326
Go in blackface. Incognito.
>>63615441
Kek I'm stealing that. Will post pics on premiere
>>63626967
the gunmen aren't islamic tho
>>63623117
Most niggers are white. Its a culture and type of breed, not a color.
>>63627482
I'm going to write "I survived starwars" instead and if I get shot I'll write "didn't" in my blood
>>63610336
Some of you guys are strong with the Force.
Don't go see Star Wars on Thursday if you're in the northwest.
tfw im seeing it opening night on literally the biggest screen in the world
how fucked am i bros??
>>63619972
fucking underrated, good show anon
Would a Muslim terrorist bombing at a Star Wars showing guarantee a Trump victory?
>terrorists
>not some delusional autistic high school kid
Only be afraid if you're in a white neighborhood.
>>63610746
even if an attack occurs, it will still literally be safer than driving to the theater.
>>63624750
So who do you like lol?
>>63630672
When you've been shot in the face, what's the difference?
Let the yanks hit the floor, let the yanks hit the floor
>>63610336
The movie already IS a terrorist attack against Star Wars.
Why is anyone acting concerned?
It's a franchise that glorifies terrorism, and nerds have been eating that shit up for decades without question.
Literally had this conversation with my girlfriend.
We decided we'll just wait until some time in January to watch it. Possibly on a weekday.
>>63610336
I've been thinking Jake Lloyd might carry something out
>>63610336
Better chance of crashing your car on the way to the cinema tbqh
>>63610336
It's good, only way to rattle fedora-redditor star wars manchildren out of their egalitarian delusions
>>63632265
>that hardened criminal look
Ef...effay...?
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>>63610798
The worst is when assholes in the theater read aloud "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away". I'm like, yeah motherfucker, you can read. Give yourself a fucking hand (over your obnoxious mouth)
>>63620788
Look at this article...
http://www.wnd.com/2015/12/where-is-the-3rd-san-bernardino-shooter/
3rd shooter is being hidden!!! he/she is on the loose and waiting for the star wars release!!!!
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>>63633195
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go see this movie this weekend. Watch Smokey and the Bandit instead.
