based pacino told lucas to fuck off with her nerdy childrens shit
"You stupid fucking cunt. You, Chewy, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me 6,000. Six thousand credits, and one landspeeder. That's right."
>>63609064
>could not understand the story
For fuck's sake, what kind of retard is he? It's just a rehash of Seven Samurai, or is that too complicated for him too?
>>63609064
"YO, GREEDO! YOU WANNA SHOOT ME? GO AHEAD AND SHOOT ME, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!"
Just when i thought i was out, they froze me back into the carbonite.
>>63609064
>literally too retarded to understand a story that was written for 6 year olds
>>63609341
>rehash of seven samuri
>aren't even seven of them
B R A V O
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L U C A S
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boba fett i never like you mang you fucking fuck
Me? Shoot first? GOD DAMN RIGHT I SHOT FIRST! HOO HAH!!
>In mid-2010, Pacino learned that his business manager, Kenneth I. Starr, had been arrested for embezzling his clients’ money in a Ponzi scheme. (Starr is currently serving seven and a half years in prison.) There had been warnings. Early on, Mike Nichols, who had taken his money out of Starr’s company, had raised suspicions. “I’ll get to it,” Pacino told Nichols. “Then I never got to it,” he said. “Millions of dollars were gone,” Sola said. “Gone.”
>Pacino took the loss in stride. “I thought, Hey, this is the world. It’s real,” he said. “Not one day I saw him down or depressed,” Sola said. “He was, like, ‘O.K., now what do we do? Roll up our sleeves and go to work.’ ”
>Pacino’s agent, John Burnham, told me, “In his halcyon days he made around fourteen million a picture, but the industry’s changed. Nowadays, he gets five million. With a gun—seven million.” It has taken Pacino four years to work himself back to a position where, he says, “compared to a normal person, I have a significant amount.” He sold a Snedens Landing property, did commercials, took out a loan, and signed on for Adam Sandler’s dismal but profitable “Jack and Jill” (2011)—a “kids’ movie,” according to Pacino, in which he sent up both his legend and his financial predicament. In the film’s best moment, a hip-hop ad for Dunkin’ Donuts, Pacino can be seen dancing and pitching the “Dunkaccino”: “You want creamy goodness / I’m your friend / Say hello to my chocolate blend.”
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>>63609406
Tell Han it was only business. I always liked him
>>63609064
>al pacino as han solo
that would have been terrible.
>making someone other than harris ford play han solo
>>63609435
>Pacino can be seen dancing and pitching the “Dunkaccino”: “You want creamy goodness / I’m your friend / Say hello to my chocolate blend.”
>>63609435
>Sola [Pacino's young wife -anon] had persuaded Pacino to accompany her to a friend’s birthday bowling party the next day. That evening, complaining about the “fucking bowling shoes”—“I can’t stand putting on my shoes every day. Imagine putting on bowling shoes,” he said—Pacino got behind the wheel of his white Range Rover and headed for Lucky Strike, in Hollywood, which turned out to be more of a bowling den than an alley.
>A bookshelf extended from the entrance into the large underlit space; jokey signage—a poster advertising “10 Rules for Sleeping Around”—hung from the walls; from a distance, beyond the bar, came the echo of ricocheting pins. The birthday girl, Kam, in blue satin shorts and a diamanté tiara, waved Pacino and Sola over to the leather banquette where her posse of svelte girlfriends and their men were huddled. While Sola plunged into the crowd of chatty celebrants, Pacino took a barstool at a table behind them and ordered a plate of barbecued chicken. As he ate, the standup comedian Bill Bellamy, who is credited with coining the phrase “booty call,” appeared. “We’re blessed, man,” Bellamy said. “I’m blessed. You killed in that Liberace shit, man.”
>“That was Michael Douglas,” Pacino said, wiping barbecue sauce off his fingers.
>>63609341
Probably because the sells pitch they gave Pacino for the role was absurd and nonsensical
>>63609341
Err... no. The Magnificent Seven is a rehash in Seven Samurai. Star Wars is more a homage to Hidden Castle, you stupid cunt.
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 12 parsecs.
>>63609341
>Rehash of Seven Samurai
Have you even watched Seven Samurai?
Lea has a GREAT ASS
>>63609491
>>63609522
Whatever, just heard people say that here, made sense, i dunno
>>63609341
>rehash of Seven Samurai
>>63609491
>Hidden Castle
Hidden Fortress ffs
>>63609341
>rehash of Seven Samurai
Pretty sure you mean Hidden Fortress you ignorant piece of shit
>>63609348
GREDO WANTS TO KILL ME SO BAD! HE CAN FUCKING TASTE IT!
>>63609371
Children movies have tons of plotholes and logic defying ideas, they don't make any sense, therefore hard to understand.
>>63609564
>not using the correct translation
Kill yourself nigga.
>"I heard from my father that he was offered the role of Obi Wan Kenobi, but he was concerned about how the film would look and that it would cheapen the image of samurai, on which George Lucas had based a lot of the character and fighting style," said Mifune. Lucas has made no secret of the influence of Japanese cinema, and Kurosawa in particular, on his filmmaking, and was very keen to have Mifune a part of Star Wars, according to his daughter.
>The story of the original Star Wars film was partly based on Kurosawa's 1958 classic The Hidden Fortress, which starred Mifune. "At the time, sci-fi movies still looked quite cheap as the effects were not advanced and he had a lot of samurai pride. So then, there was talk about him taking the Darth Vader role as his face would be covered, but in the end he turned that down too," recalled Mifune.
>>63609341
Because original script was retarded and dialogues were horrible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g8r0LhpMzk
>>63609254
>>63609348
>>63609366
CHEWIE LOOK AT THE FALCON FLY
COME OOOON FALCON
Al Pacino couldn't understand what is essentially a children's fairy tale?
>Coppola asked him to star in “Apocalypse Now,” but he declined. “You know, sometimes you look into the abyss?” Pacino said. “I’m, like, this is the abyss. I’m not gonna go there.” He also turned down “Star Wars,” “Die Hard,” and “Pretty Woman.”
>>63609798
>“Pretty Woman.”
>AYE, SHE WAS A HOOAAA
>>63609341
>It's just a rehash of Seven Samurai
It's "Hidden Fortress" more than "Seven Samurai". Look it up.
>>63609755
>Hey Mr Pacino, we want you for this new movie made by that guy who did American Graffiti. Basically, it's nazis in space, and samurai with laser swords. And you play this guy who flies a saucer around with a big dog. I know you're one of the best actors out right now, but please be in the movie!
>>63609798
Now im picturing Al Pacino as Julia Roberts character
>>63609858
Fund it.
>>63609798
but he accepted Jack and Jill instead
>>63609884
that was after his manager stole money from him
see >>63609435
>>63609559
>spewing memes he heard without even investigating their accuracy first
/tv/ ladies and gentlemen
>>63609884
see
>>63609435
Completely different circumstances. He had to make money, having lost it all.
I recommend this entire piece, it's interesting http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/09/15/caught-act
>>63609884
Al Pacino: JUST
>>63609484
>“We’re blessed, man,” Bellamy said. “I’m blessed. You killed in that Liberace shit, man.”
>>“That was Michael Douglas,” Pacino said, wiping barbecue sauce off his fingers.
kek
>>63609064
I kinda chuckled because it looked like Pacino turned down the rule for Episode VII.
cant be the only one who did this..
Jabba's got a GREAT ASS
>>63609064
>Hey, papi, I have a bad feelin about this
>hoohah!
>>63610233
think u were fæm
u high?
>>63609064
>Couldn't understand Star Wars
How did he graduate kindergarden?
>>63609435
>Pacino can be seen dancing and pitching the “Dunkaccino”: “You want creamy goodness / I’m your friend / Say hello to my chocolate blend.”
>>63609559
God, I hope you die.
And stop naming this disgusting 7 Samurai shit only 15 year old hipsters mention when they want to be seen as mature and cool. Almost worse than Rosemary's Baby.
>>63610601
Al Pacino ain't even cuban, why is he seen as one with all those "papi" and that bullshit?
>>63609371
yep.
here is a pic of boba surfing on han's carbonite.
Man, Pacino is really a polarizing actor. In one hand you have Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon, Scarface and Carlitos Way, The Devils Advocate I guess...
On the other hand, Jack Und Jill
>>63610750
>Jack Und Jill
Hello, Germanfriend.
>>63609621
to disgress from the point you've made above:
mifune was dubbed in every american movie appearance, so it's a good thing he wasnt in SW.
NEVER ASK ME ABOUT MY BUSINESS CHEWIE
>>63610750
>not listing the Godfather
Das kannste besser mein Freund
>>63609435
You can't say that and not post it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S6eUFbOfIU
IT'S DUNK
>>63610782
>>63610935
I'm not really German, I just though changing "and" for "und" would give the movie name some sort of european bergman-esque kind of intelectual movie
Fanny Und Alexander, for example
And I know Bergman wasn't German.
That's the same reason Sean Connery gave for turning down the role of Gandalf even when they offered him a percentage of the box office
>>63611081
I wish I hadn't watched this just now.
>>63610713
Because Scarface, you simp.
"I know it was you Greedo"
>>63611123
just because i had this saved and it's relevant
>>63609064
HOO HA, I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF LUKE
It would have been awesome
Imagine the meme potential.
>>63610677
Fedoredditcore spotted.
>I KNEW IT WAS YOU GREEDO. YOU BROKE MY HAAWT
uhh, one of the street signs in my captcha was my last name, not really a common one either.. kinda spooky for me
>>63610750
>On the other hand, Jack Und Jill
Didn't you see >>63609435
He took it to earn money back that he lost from that embezzler.
>>63611184
WHAT'S MY NAME
>>63609341
That's just a polite way of saying he thought it was trash.
Yo, Luke ya lil nigga. Check out muh Booty Sweat!
>>63611266
Unterrated
>>63609435
I can remember reading somewhere that Sandler is pretty generous
>>63609435
>Pacino can be seen dancing and pitching the “Dunkaccino”: “You want creamy goodness / I’m your friend / Say hello to my chocolate blend.”
>>63612150
DUNKACINO
>>63611081
>They pull me back in with hazelnut chew. >Caramel swirl, I know it was you
