https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4qGoBIzWOE&feature=youtu.be
IT'S
TREASON
THEN
>>63605674
So who teaches the Dindu how to use a light saber?
>>63605674
>I'll just spin it for the lulz and accidentally cut of my own hand
>>63605674
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>63605674
Holy shit i don't know why but it un-hype me more than the chinese trailer.
>>63605735
No one.
All he does is dodging and evading until Rey comes along and actually start doing something other than that.
>>63605674
He doesn't spin fags. Look closer.
>>63605674
It's not so bad. He has his back to Finn for a nanosecond. It's a power move.
>>63605923
I know - it`s a very standard move you can see in Medieval themed broadsword fights movies - it essentially boths distract the opponent and disguises your strike point.
>>63605923
>power move
>>63605923
good form, pupper
KEK
E
K
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63605882
yes he does...
>>63605923
"good form, pupper"
He needs to learn from the master:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg6IwH_kY8g
what is this from
>>63605923
Good form, pupper
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63605674
good..I can feel the memes flowing through this movie
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63606217
some American sports ad that aired like an hour ago
>>63605674
I don't give a fuck
that was siiiiiiiick
sooooo stoked
>>63605805
>all he does is dodging and evading
>clearly clashes sabers witr kylo multiple times
Stop posting this in every thread. Both Rey and Finn are force-sensitive.
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63606375
Of course they clash.
Watch the Chinese trailer - he takes the hits, but we havent and I dont think we will see him charging or at least doing it effectively.
what are you autists going on about now?
>>63605674
for what purpose?
>>63606445
We've barely seen the duel. And Kylo is natually more skilled and experienced than both Rey and Finn. They SHOULDN'T be on equal terms.
>>63606375
would you mind explaining to me then why official merchandise doesn't call him force sensitive? :)
even the toys show Rey with Luke's saber
>>63605674
spinning weapons is such a common move in fight scenes. You fagots need to stop.
>>63606522
those cards also call r2-d2 force sensitive, retard. and kylo ren isn't a sith. kill yourself.
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>Kylo Ren turns out to be Luke
>the black guy fucks the white girl who ends up being Luke's daughter and they have interracial children
>the skywalker family is forever tainted by black genetics
How would you even handle?
>>63605923
>power move
>>63606558
>calling my bluff
bastard
>>63606585
Are you seriously still thinking Kylo Ren is Mark Hamill and not Adam Driver?
>>63606375
>Finn is force sensitive
God you are fucking stupid. Its all a JJ marketing ruse. He is as force sensitive as the stormtrooper with that light stick is. They both were probably trained to use those things along with many other stormtroopers, which is why finn can wield the lightsaber and attempts to fight Kylo. But no amount of training can compete with a powerful force user.
>>63606628
>Bluff called
>Show cards
It's pottery.
>>63605923
go fuck yourself, pupper
>>63606654
I mean I agree with you. I don't think Luke is Kylo Ren, but you're not really deconstructing his point.
Darth Vader was like 4 different actors. 3 if you don't count the PT.
And that's not counting stuntmen of course.
>>63606654
I'm sure Mark Hamill will be in the middle of the dark/light side to be edgy.
>>63606741
Not cool.
The lightsaber fights in the old republic cinematics were perfect. A good mix between traditional sword fighting and the more acrobatic choreographed style
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63606654
Well I mean, JJ did swear up and down Khan BenCum wasn't Khan. He released plenty of fake press, the guy loves his "mystery box" idea. I'm not saying it's a good idea or that it's true, but would it really be so far fetched for JJ Abrams to bait and switch Adam Driver as Kyluke Renwalker? They've avoided putting Luke in any trailers, Mark Hamill has said there's a huge twist he's having to keep hidden, and in the original trilogy there were some disagreements about Luke falling towards the end. Mark Hamill and JJ have discussed it before and seem to both be interested in the idea. They discussed it on that fucking dinner for five whatever it was back in the day.
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63606522
is that nigga not a jedi? he was holding a light saber in trailer right? am I mistaken
>>63607815
Originally all Stormtroopers were going to have lightsabers (that's why they have a tube on their back) and some say this is coming back in TFA.
That being said, the bluff was already called here:
>>63606558
>>63606628
>>63607815
according to the 'leaks' Finn receives no proper training but is recognized as a force sensitive and gets luke's old lightsaber. Regardless of if the leak's true or not he seems to lack any real training and has a saber out of convenience.
>>63607973
>>63608090
The correct answer was "he stole it"
>>63607815
>>63608090
neither rey nor finn have jedi training but they're both force sensitive
finn's pretty much clueless with a lightsaber/minor force powers but it comes naturally to rey once she picks up a lightsaber
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63605674
>Kylo leaves himself open
>dindu didnt stab him right there
>not realizing spinning is the true counter to the high ground
>>63606558
>he didn't read the leaks
Plagieus gives Kylo the title of Darth Ruin at the end
>>63610068
>Plagieus
Didn't sheev kill him>?
>>63610092
Plagieus isn't stated in the sourcebook.
Sheev used homebrew module, but after taking over the campaign from George and becoming the new Dungeon Master J.J. retconned it saying Plagieus was only pretending to dead.
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63610092
>To cheat death is a power only one has achieved
sheev said it in Ep3
>>63605923
good form, pupper
Found the trailer with the spin
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3aHJClTgMgA
>TV spot #25
>spin move in a new Star Wars films
>RUINED IT'S RUINED MY WHOLE MOVIE GOING EXPERIENCE
There were spin moves in the OT too.
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63605674
Just like Geralt in the Witcher
>>63605923
good form pupper
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63605976
hello, reddit
>>63611253
It's fine, the initial strike misses, so he carries the moment through into a downward attack as he steps forward.
It actually makes sense, and isn't anywhere near as retarded as prequel style shit.
Doesn't Finn do some half twirly shit against the Storm Trooper. Some kind of low high arc bullshit. Lots of Twirling but not stupid insane like PT.
>>63605743
they're just exhaust ports anon :^]
>>63611879
>I'll just spin it for the lulz and accidentally cut of my own hand with just exhaustion port
>>63605923
good form, pupper
SPINNING IS A VALID KOMBAT STRATEGY
all teh greatest komatants do it:
Scorpion
Liu Kang
Kung Lao
Kitana
Mileena
I mean come on spinning is valid:
Marth
Ike
Geralt
Sheev
Kylo
Grevious
Get with the times its
2 0 1 5
0
1
5
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63612046
>>>>>>>>>>>>/v/eddit
>>63612602
Hello Reddit
>>63612046
>MKim playing it right now. im excited for leatherface, eat me nigger
>>63607973
This guy's right
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Cuis_clone
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Stormtrooper_lightsaber
>>63611686
the initial strike wasn't supposed to hit though, if his initial plan was to kill him in one strike he wouldn't have done that limp wristed saber flay like a lil' fag
>>63612680
>Lightsaber wielding stormtroopers originates in Ralph McQuarrie's concept art for A New Hope, referenced in the image above in the pose of the stormtrooper to the right of Darth Vader. In the commentaries for the Special Edition, George Lucas notes that in his early conceptions of the saga, lightsabers were commonplace weapons throughout the galaxy, but that he later decided that they should be limited to the Jedi.
>>63612679
I'd let Dvorah eat me.
>>63612710
>the initial strike wasn't supposed to hit though
Look at the gif again, if Finn had not stepped backwards and moved his head he would have gotten beheaded.
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63612720
Official ninja ranking
1. Smoke
2. Noob Saibot
3. Tremor
4. Rain
5. Ermac
6. Reptile
7. Sub-Zero
8. Scorpion
This is true
>>63605674
Jesus what the fuck was that
>>63606741
your on the road to snap city, bro
>>63605674
Well, I think it looked fucking awesome...
>>63605674
It's obvious Kylo is no sith or he'd realize spinning is a good trick because it changes a certain point of view to enable you to have the high ground.
Anakin made this fatal mistake in his final duel with Kenobi; if kenobi had been closer to him then spinning would have worked because anakin would have obtained the high ground. But Kenobi was a true master and stayed at a distance where no point of view from anakin could possible offer a high ground.
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63612976
>It's obvious Kylo is no sith or he'd realize spinning is a good trick because it changes a certain point of view to enable you to have the high ground.
>>63612828
1) Rain
2) Subby
3) Smoke
4)Noob
5) Ermac
6)Scorp
7) Reppy
Waifus:
1) Dvorah
ten tiers later:
2) Cassie
3)Mileena
4) every one else
>>63611686
Doesn't swinging the saber way above hishead like that give boyega time to just stab him?
Boyegas light saber is clearly pointing downwards. If Kylo had lunged forwards, Boyega would be fucked.
>>63612720
>you'll never be tag-team raped by Mileena and D'Vorah
Just kill me already.
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63613012
>D'Vorah
>just a shitty story device clone of Tanya
>>63611253
OY LAZARE, LAZARE
TUKA NI SA KAZALI
>>63613038
>Doesn't swinging the saber way above hishead like that give boyega time to just stab him?
Yes, and it's dumb.
The only real excuse is that this is Boyega's first (or 2nd) real duel and he has no clue wtf he is doing.
> If Kylo had lunged forwards, Boyega would be fucked.
Indeed, but Boyega is a moron and you can see him raise the saber slowly parallel to his body
>>63605674
WHERE IS MY MIND
WHERE IS MY MIND
WHERE
IS
MY
MIND
>>63613064
Is there already rule 34 of this shit?
>>63605674
No spinning if you look close at every frame
>>63613105
Dvorah is top waifu and you can't prove me wrong
>>63613190
I can't prove you wrong cause its an opinion
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63605674
Still does it less floaty and with more intention than anyone in the Maul fight. Actually looks like he's trying to hack his head off.
>>63613012
>this gayboy
1) Reptile
2) Ermac
3) Sub-Zero
4) Noob
5) Tremor
6) Smoke
7) Scorpion
8) Rain
Waifus:
1) Mileena
2) D'Vorah
3) Sheeva
4) Nitara
5) Sareena
6) Tanya
7) Frost
8) Skarlet
9) Kitana
10) Jade
11) Ferra
12) Li Mei
13) Sindel
14) Sonya
15) Cassie
16) Ashrah
17) Jacqui
18) Kira
>>63613346
>Nitara that high
Can't deal with that senpai
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63613426
>not liking the slutty vampire
Who would you swap her with?
>>63613740
If I were to adapt your list:
1) Dvorah
2) Cassie
3) Mileena
4) Jade
5) Sareena
At least for top 5
>I'll forcefeed niggers to my audience, thats a good trick!
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63613817
Why do you insist on putting Cassie so high? I'm legitimately curious.
>>63605674
Bad meme. Every single fighter in the six movies spins at least once except for Vader and Grievous.
>>63611678
>an anon demonstrates knowledge outside of memes
>must be from reddit
>>63613880
Attitude is an automatic buffer, if she was boring and vanilla she'd be as far down as you placed her mom. D'Vorah and Mileena are so high because they're total bitches and Jade is top because of that ass. Sareena is cute. That's the best explanation I can give.
>>63605923
good form pupper
>>63605674
>disgusting ape-like negroid vs disgusting scrawny jew-creature
>people will pay to watch this
>>63605923
good form, pupper
I bet the nigger will will Kylo
>>63614369
>Finn and Kylo are the same person
>They have a fight against eachother
>Two movies down the line, the secret is out
>Captain Barry, leader of a Rebel/Republic fighter squadron confronts him
>"How did you fight yourself?!"
>Kylo Ren laughs"All you saw was my after images!"
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63610068
>Darth Ruin
jesus christ
Major key right here. Calling OP a faggot is a key to success. Follow me anons on the journey through more success. I promise you. Bless up. Another one.
There is literally nothing wrong with Kylo's spin.
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63605923
Good form, pupper!!
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63611686
>prequel style shit.
somebody please post the obi-spin from ep IV
Instead of this we could have had this
>>63616597
Kyle will always be canonin my heart
>>63606558
Artoo is force sensitive. Why do you think that red droid blew up at the start of ANH?
>>63605674
Obi-wan spun in the original.
Major key right here. Calling OP a faggot is a key to success. Follow me anons on the journey through more success. I promise you. Bless up. Another one.
>>63617629
>Master of High Ground AND Good Tricks
Is there no stopping this madman?!
>>63617696
No, he let Darth beat him in.
>>63617629
Vader looks so sluggish on that block. He's like fucking this guy again.
>>63616597
IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMN IT
He spins.
That means he is good fighter. All people who know how to fight spins.
That's why Sheev pulled an M Bison on Sam Jedi Jackson and the Jedi interns.
It's ghey, it's how you gauge power levels in this universe.
>>63605923
well pup'd
>>63618261
looks pretty awful tbqhwy
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63605674
Why hasn't Plinkett made a series shitting on everything bad about the OT yet?
>>63618529
Because he likes the OT.
>>63605923
good form, pupper!
>>63617629
>>63617724
>cringe.jpg
>>63606628
Maybe R2 is related to Skippy the droid
Maybe that means the EU story is true...
...maybe it's all true...
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63606522
the fucks a droid army?
>>63606783
i agree, Luke is definitely too corupted with emotion to be a pure light jedi dispute having 3 jedi master mentors and a high midichlorian count. he's more of a rouge jedi with a neutral good nature with the potential to be dark side if he ever chooses to follow that path
>>63605923
>good form, pupper
>>63605923
good form, pupper
>>63605923
Good form, pupper
>>63618423
I don't give a fuck
that was a sick fight
>>63606522
SITH? But that´s PREQUEL SHIT!
Wasn't fucking Disney in charge of removing everything related to the prequels?
Dude WTF. I already bought the tickets and shit.
