If Luke is the dad, who is the mom?
Was she conceieved by the midichlorians?
Yaddle
Shimi
>>63600261
Leia
black widow
this is our link to the MCU
why does she have jew hair
>>63600261
what's up with the two hair strands?
IT WAS SHEEV ALL ALONG
>>63600261
This is why Luke won’t have any children. The mother would just some random woman. She’s Han and Leia’s.
>>63600261
There were only two women in the OT: Leia and Mon Mothma. It’s probably not Leia.
>>63600261
She is Rey's mother, mark my words. She is called Aphra, part of the new canon.
Phasma
>>63600500
Palpatine's behind it all!
>>63600549
I don't know why everybody assumes Rey has to be a Solo or Skywalker. I think she's just going to be her own character with Han and Leia's child being Kylo, probably Disney's version of Jacen,
>>63600261
Probably the lead girl in Rogue One desu
>>63600261
Im more concerned with who is Kylos mum. inb4 Leia I find it hard to believe they have no clue what their son has been doing.
>Luke abandons his child
At least vader had an excuse
I have a feeling she's Han's daughter or something.
>>63600322
That would explain the face
Jedi can't fuck
>>63602537
FUCK
BECAUSE THE WHOLE MOVIE'S THEME IS ABOUT FAMILY
EVERYONE IS THE CHILD OF SOMEONE YOU'LL REMEMBER FROM THE OT
I BET ONE OF THE GODDAMN BAD GUYS IS SHEEV'S KID
>>63602588
We have no information to suggest that they're unaware of Kylo though.
>>63600261
Leia is the mom.
>>63602617
that he was black?
Mara Jade is her mother. She was the emperor's personal assassin. Books are your friends, OP.
>>63602693
Tell that to Anakin or the EU new Jedi order.
>>63602781
Because it's not like Disney discounted the entire EU to do with the story as they please, is it?
>>63602781
>>63602781
>>63600322
the force is strong in my family...
>>63602698
>sheev having sex
i'm shuddering to be honest family
>>657179618
yes, she sprung forth from luke's balls like a greek myth
>>63603245
I wonder if Sheev's dick is as wrinkly and busted as his face.
>>63600322
>>63603074
>>63602712
Would you, /tv/?
>>63600431
make her look femenine/cute
looks stupid tho
>>63603379
who wouldn't fuck a woman of eternal fame ?
there are many 10/10 generic women
but only that many eternal ones
>the characters are all the children of the old characters
pls no
>>63601483
but she's evil, rule 63 Indiana Jones. She's what you'd call a villain. And this isn't a 007 movie, so Luke can't redeem her with his cock.
![MTE4MDAzNDEwODgyMjk5NDA2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5YYEMf.jpg "MTE4MDAzNDEwODgyMjk5NDA2[1].jpg")
>>63600261
it will be a character played by Jennifer Lawrence in the third movie after the second underperforms. Disney will sign her intending to age her with CGI but her lawyers will get her out of it and the fact that Rey and Lawrence are nearly the same age will never be addressed by the movies.
screencap this post
>>63603374
>Now you will experience the full power of the dark side
>>63603456
Wasn't Mara Jade a "bad girl" too?
>>63600261
Luke gave birth. He doesn't know how that could be. Theres never been a mother.
>>63603374
>>63603561
It works totally differently for Jedi/Force users. For example, if the Emperor was willing and sincerely wanted to go Light Side, he would have been welcomed and all his past sins forgiven.
If Admirall Piett tried to go to the rebel's side, Han Solo would have shot him in the back and pissed on his corpse, and Luke and Mon Mothma would have high-fived Han.
>>63603510
She'll be on set for 45 minutes and have .008% of the screen time of the rest of the actors, but write an instagram letter about how she only made $125m and how Harrison Ford has made more than that in his career which is sexist and terrible.
>>63603636
This. Basically if a Force user is evil it's because it was the Dark Side that seduced them and they deserve a 2nd/3rd/4th chance.
If a non force-sensitive is even slightly corrupt, they deserve to die (painfully if possible).
>>63603636
>If Admirall Piett tried to go to the rebel's side, Han Solo would have shot him in the back and pissed on his corpse, and Luke and Mon Mothma would have high-fived Han.
Except that in the Legends continuity former Imperials were not only pardoned for all but the most heinous crimes but given positions of authority if they chose to defecte to the Rebel side.
>>63603537
holy shit
>>63603636
Then who is Rey's mother if Luke is the father? I WANT TO KNOW!
At least we know Poe Dameron's parents, Kes Dameron and Shara Bey. Pic related.
>>63603947
why tf is dis nigga poe dameron a major character literally generic white guy #1823458259
>>63603947
>Implying Luke didn't come out as trans, and thanks to advanced tech is the MOTHER.of Rey.
Screencap this, my stepfather works at Sega and told me this last night.
>>63604060
Poor bait
>>63604072
Holy shit!
>>63603658
>says the straight white male
>>63604095
i'm not baiting m8
>>63603374
Would he be considered a big guy?
>>63603374
it's not.
askmehowiknow
>>63603379
i'd fuck her today.
some opportunities you just don't pass up, anon.
>>63603379
I'd fuck Carrie Fisher and then pay her to script doctor the story to be actually erotic
>>63602698
>>63603374
>implying Sheev's into women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-7ybCze-Cg
>>63602781
I feel really bad for Shannon McRandle, that's the only thing about the new canon that bothers me. She seemed so into the character and being part of the franchise and all, and now it's all over for her. So sad.
>>63600322
>>63605071
>belt buckle
>that shitry outfit
>stupid hair
good, bad character design
>>63604901
>sheev
>fass
>dat music
Holy shit, hahahaha
>>63602781
>tfw they made Mara Jade canon out of all the things
>implying Kylo and Rey aren't Han and Leia's kids
It's like you're all retarded or something.
>>63601483
I wondered whether or not they'd bring Aphra into the movies, at first I thought she'd be Kylo Ren's mother, but seems likely she could be Rey's now.
>>63602698
What about Han though? Or Finn. Pretty sure he's not landos son or maces grandson
>>63605071
what
>>63600261
she's cute. what's her smile like?
If Luke's the dad then how come they look nothing alike
>>63607796
She and the imperial droids captured Luke in the comic Vader Down #2. Maybe they become friends and later a couple... don't know, we have to wait.
>>63608372
Because her mother was a strong independent womyn who di'int need no monogamy.
>>63604901
>sheev with that shit-eating grin
>that music
>sleeping with fassbender
>the emperor is a homosexual nazi
>"When you think of all the good he did for the German people during the short time he was in power."
>"And we both agreed that the Jews should be exterminated," said emperor palpatine with a smile on his face
>as he kissed his lover good night
>>63603074fucking lol
>>63600261
she looks like she just got out of the shower or the pool or something
>>63609211
>ywn never hand her a towel so she can dry off
;_;
>>63603374
>you now realise the screech and spin is a mating call
>>63600322
Rey looks like she has extra chromosomes instead of midichlorians, so that's possible.
>>63609999
Quads confirm the extra chromosomes.
>>63600549
All Star Wars movies revolve around Aniken's bloodline
>>63609354
>you will never be her towel
Just strike me down right now family
>>63607728
Could you be any more triggered?
>>63604060
BTW, Dameron...hispanic name, you undereducated nigger
look it up.
>>63610097
>Han and Leia's
>>63600261
It doesn't matter she will be blacked by episode 8.
>>63609999
ayy
>>63610980
we can only hope, anon
>>63600302
It's spelled Smee
BUT I THOUGHT JEDIS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW LOVE????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>63600261
She's apparently- and it's acknowledged as such in the movie- as another Luke Skywalker. But in term of what the sex is, what the name is, it's completely different from old Regular Luke
>>63600261
>>63612468
bretty gud
>>63600261
>>63612468
hahaha wonderful genealogy.
>>63612468
>kanobi
Can not be
No one can not be.
>>63600261
isn't that han solo's daughter? and she got the jewdi genes from her mother, Leia
>the Star Shit waifuposting is already beginning before the flick's even out
mods pls save us
>>63600261
>>63613335
No, Star Wars has to be about a Skywalker
>>63613437
pottery
>>63613378
Mind if I save this?
>>63613378
there's a good chance Reyposting will end when people see the movie if she is particularly terrible. I have hope.
>>63600261
Jar Jar obviously...
>>63613378
Best girl.
What are the chances it gets leaked before it gets to the cinemas?
>>63614081
Before wednesday? None.
>>63612421
>She's apparently- and it's acknowledged as such in the movie- as another Luke Skywalker.
then why is finn always shown as the one with the lightsaber?
>>63603658
and Oscar Isaac will get harassed by feminists after he tweets that it's not his job to neogotiate fair pay for his female costars
>>63600261
kylo ren who we find out is a female in episode 8
>>63600261
what are memicholorians?
Yap Mefmef
or possibly Kere Muhoff
more reyposting pls
>>63600261
BB8
WHAT A TWIST
BRAVO DISNEY
spolier.///
>>63600261
Snoke (aka Darth Plagueis)
>>63600431
keeps the sand out of her ears and other places
>>63600261
dat family resembelance
Are you guys ready to see that cute white little bunny be pounded by BIG BLACK COCK
>>63605097
>Khajiit has wares, if you have coin
>>63612468
>a good friend
lost it
>>63600261
>wants jlaw audience
>dont hire jlaw
fucking kikes
>>63603456
The Vader Comics are set in-between ANH and TESB. That would mean that if she doesn't get killed off by the end of the series, she's most definitely going to play Mara's old role to a tee, this time getting on with Luke as be made Vader human again.
