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What are some fetishes you've noticed directors clearly have? The obvious ones:

Michael Bay - Legs
Quinten Tarantino - Feet

Evidence based answers please. Make the claim, and then provide peer reviewed journal articles to back it up.
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>>63600121
Lars von Trier - kekold.
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country quiter
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Scorsese - Jew broads with big hair.
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Michael Bay - Legs (generally prefers dark haired women)
Quinten Tarantino - Feet
Woodie Allen - Children
Christopher Nolan - Autism
Steven Spielberg - Femdom by german blones
Martin Scorsese - BDSM
James Cameron - Vore
Peter Jackson - Closeted Homosexual
Stanely Kubrick - Austism
Clint Eastwood - Can only cum when strangling somebody to death
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Christopher Nolan - Men
James Cameron - 0.00 on the fetish scale
Steven Spielberg - Young boys (This is documented)
Stanley Kubrick - Kinky shit
Clint Eastwood - Bald Eagles
Ridley Scott - 0.00 fetishes
Len Wiseman - He likes 10/10 women
J.J. Abrams - He likes dominant women who could peg him
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Malick - grass
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M. Night Shyamalan - He likes trannies, as they ad plot twists if you undress them
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>>63600214
>>63600325
>>63600143
>>63600325
>>63600335
>>63600374

Every one of these gave me a good kek. Bravo
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>>63600214
>Steven Spielberg - Femdom by german blones
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>>63600214
>two greatest directors have autism
pottery
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>>63600325
Ridley Scott has recently developed a fetish for fucking his legacy into oblivion.
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>>63600214
>Michael Bay - Legs (generally prefers dark haired women)
can't blame him for that
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>>63600121

Spike Lee - oppressive white men
Penny Marshall - oppressive white men
John Carpenter - mullets and babysitters
Jon Favreau - ex-SNL cast members
George Lucas - sand
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More Blunt
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>>63600585
She definitely fucked up her knees as a kid or teen. Wonder if she was a runner or overweight when she was younger
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>>63600121
George Lucas -Big guys
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>>63600618
her knees are fine. she is an easy 9/10 if you put paper bags over her thumbs
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>>63600325
>JJ Abrams
>dominant women

I'd probably go more general;
>JJ Abrams
>wunderkind

I'll bet every protaganist in Ep. VII has some crazy gift that solves the issue just like Star Trek.

>communication barrier?
Thank fuck she speaks every language

>fist fight?
I'm just asian enough to be Jackie fucking Chan

>Stranded?
Thank Jesus the only other human in the system is just clever enough to invent the what-fucking-ever device.
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>>63600541
Did you watch his early films? All of them have a dominating hot blonde villain.
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>>63600598
Lel, but seriously though, Lucas probably has a fetish for shoulders.
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Tim Burton - Johnny Depp
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I only know 2 directors. Speilburg and Lucas
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Coprophagia
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>>63600679
Lucas: nymphets in white
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>>63600770
Lucas: Short brown eyed brunettes
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Bloomkamp - Apartheid
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Lars von Trier - It'd be easier to list what he isn't into, but if I have to say one it'd be Nazi uniforms
Christopher Nolan - Big guys
Stanley Kubrick - It'd be easier to list what he wasn't into, but if I have to say one it'd be women that are completely symmetrical
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>>63600121
>she will never give you footjob
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Kevin Smith - He likes women because he thinks it's cool to do so.
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Cronenberg - body modification
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JJ Abrams - AfterEffects
seriously, that guy is like a beggar eating anchovies with silverware
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>>63600374

would've been funnier if you hadn't explained the joke, still laughed though
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>>63600121
>bay
>legs

What?
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>>63600214
>Clint Eastwood - Can only cum when strangling somebody to death
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>>63601080
Tea Leoni
Lisa Boyle
Megan Fox
Rachel Taylor
Kate Beckinsale
Rosie whatever
etc.

he has very good taste actually
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>>63600598
Lucas' dick is only for the BBW, preferably one that can hold him like a baby
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>JJ Abrams
>watching big black bucks fuck young white women, while he directs them
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>>63600676
Jews won't shut up about the Holocaust because they secretly get off to the idea of Aryan domination.
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>>63601216
He looks nervous.
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>>63601177
Eh, those are just 10/10 women, i dont recall some specific leg shots or something
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Guillermo del Toro - Shoes

Seriously, watch his movies and see how many times the focus turns to shoes.
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>>63601387
you're not into legs then obviously. the whole movies revolved around their calf muscles pretty much
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>>63601682
I actually am, its pretty much the only "fetish" that makes my cock diamonds.I just dont recall any specific emphasis on legs in hes movies.Like, you would expect shitloads of shots with girls in stockings/pantyhose and mini-skirts or boots if he was really hard on it.
Given, ive never watched single Trabsformers movie, but still.I dont recall any in Armagedon/Pain and Gain/The Rock
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>>63601805
in bad boys there's lots of shots with Tea Leoni running around in super short skirts and high heels. There's a whole scene just with Lisa boyle walking across the road. Key shots in Transformers to make you love megan fox are all focused on her legs. Rachel taylor wears awesome high heels and lots of leg shots for no real reason. etc.
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>>63600121
Alfred Hitchcook - blondes
Cameron - musclegirls/thaiboys
Wachovski - purple aliens
Coen - scat/fluids
Sam Raimi - powerful jewish chairwomen
Berrgman - hot young whory actreses
Bunuel - gilfs
Jodorovsky ampuytees/watersport
Leone - cunnies
William wilder - bimbos
Ozu - asiananic married ladies
Kurosawa - negreos/ colored people
Spike lee - negreos/niggers
Dario Argento - snuffporno
Tom tykwer - redheds
Francois ozon - mostly evetything
Kubrick - robots
Carpenter - 4eyed onearms
Cameron - transmen/women with schloongs/medusas
Olivieer Stone - cracked truth
R Scott - tentacles/bestality
Rodriguyez - sloppy seconds
Mactiernan - same as James
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>>63601682
Bay's an ass man.
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>>63601906
Id say its rather this >>63601956
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>>63600121
Is Lynch the only fetish-free director?
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>>63601931
>Bunuel

This guy loves feet as well he was the original foot master, in viridiana there's a few shots that are focused on feet for longer then is normal, even roger ebert mentions it in his review.
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>>63601956
nah it's definitely calves. Leoni has no ass but 10/10 calves
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What about actors and actresses's fetishes?
Apparently, picrelated is into vore
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>>63601997
He's into retro women/women from the past
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>>63600121
legs>feet

Feet are for plebs
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David o Russell - Feet/Heels/Milf

Spank the Monkey: Rubbing lotion on mothers feet. Then mother fucking.

Silver linings: Introduces protag's mother with a feet in heels shot

American Hustle: Various of heel point of view shots

The Fighter: Tense mother/sun relationship

Huckabees: Naomi Watts close up with heels *so hot*
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>>63602099
she has pretty meh calves by Bay standards. A miscast imo
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>>63600214
>Clint Eastwood - Can only cum when strangling somebody to death

Thanks for the laugh familia
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>>63600661
>paper bags over her thumbs
>not having her shove them in your ass

SHIGGY
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>>63602091
I disagree.
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any directors with an armpit fetish?
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>>63600214
>Austism
Is this like the next level of autism that can only be found in australian posters?
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>ctrl-F Mel Gibson

Really? Ok.

Mel Gibson - masochism
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>>63602178
As a 100% Calve fetishist, Bay's fetish is blatant to me. Perhaps somebody into armpits can similarly detect a director with the same fetish
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>>63602126
faggot
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>>63602391
nice thighs. Weakest calves of a Bay Actress though
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>>63602391
even my ass is bigger
she's the worst Transformers chick
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>>63602473
>>63602478
literal gays
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Tinto Brass- ass / hips / hairy / kekold- in a word, he likes real woman
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>Ingmar Bergman- face sittting
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>>63601997
Voyeur
only one naked
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>>63600121
Woody Allen used to have a thing about asian girls, which would explain later events.
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>>63600121
Did Russ Meyer have a known fetish?
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>>63603667
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>>63603477
the patrician's fetish
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The Wachowskis obviously had a Bondage/Latex fetish. There first movie was Bound and the Matrix trilogy has everyone in Latex.
Not so much in later movies, almost as if they lost their balls.
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>>63603010
Nearly all of his films have girls pissing, too.
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>>63604030
you know it
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>>63600893

What's uncool about liking women?
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>>63600121

Bay doesn't have a leg fetish, he has a high heels fetish.
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>>63603667

Russ really had a good eye for the perfect pair of tits. It saddens me to think someone like him could only work in porn, nowadays where he doesn't get total control over the piece, or inject as many busty white girls calling black people "niggers" as he wants.
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>>63604367
based vixen
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>>63600121
I always had a thing for the Hitchcock blondes.
Well dressed, sophisticated, East-coast sexually knowing.
The opposite of the Marilyn Monroe child-in-a-bimbos-body who you can trick into fucking you.
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>>63600814
He picks qts though
Based George
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