Just finished watching Star Wars Ep 7: Hopeful Black Man gets Cuccked 24/7
Ask me anything /tv/. Will spoiler all big plot points.
>>63599777
In what showing?
>>63599796
Theater received copies already, Owner got the okay for a private screening and let me plus one other employee in it
>>63599777
are the memes right about this movie?
>>63599856
did you both suck some cock
>>63599921
If you mean the feminist stuffYes to an extent
If you mean theX character dying, no the only character that dies is General Hux
If you mean the whole X characters is actually X character's kidYes.Kylo is Han's son, Rey is Luke's daughter
>>63599956
Forgot my trip
>>63599943
There was a trade involved
>>63599956
Do we see Kylo's face at all?
>>63599956
Thats cool, what does luke actuallly do in the movie?
>>63600000
Dang dude, thats a lot of 0's
>>63600000
>>63599777
Is Andy Cirus Sheev??
>>63600029He's the Leia of the movie in a sense. BB-8 was carrying a message from Luke to Rey with his location in it. He shows up at the end to tell Rey that she's his daughter and she will be a Jedi and reawaken the force in the galaxy
>>63600000
Yeah
>>63600000
In '87, Huey released thisFOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUR
>>63600000
checked & keked
>>63600077
>>63600000
CHECKED
Who is Snoke
>>63600163
We see him only once as a crusty white dude that looks like half his face is melting and its never elaborated
Post any proof or fuck off, you kek.
>>63600176
What was something interesting that you haven't seen in any spoilers?
Really surprised about them not killing off that character as was heavily leaked
Why is maz kanata special?
How does the starkiller base work?
Is starkiller base ilum?
>>63600200
They need to sell action figures so they can't kill of any major chars yet.
>>63600200
Han Solo dies. This cuk is lying.
>>63599956
Who is Luke's wife?
>>63599777
is it good? are there any embarrassing parts which clearly don't work?
>>63600076
Is Kylo scarred?
>>63600223
Never shown or mentioned
7
>>63599777
Is Ridley as bad as she looks in the trailers?
Are any of the actors terrible?
>>63600223
Yaddle
>>63600195The movie opening exactly like A New HopePoe being captured at the startBB-8 carrying a message from Luke, not Luke's LightsaberHan Solo not dying because every spoiler said he was gonna die
>>63600208New Yoda, one of Luke's Jedi buddiesA less effective Death Star, just obliterates the surface of a planet and slowly destroys itIts on Ilum
>You're not my father
>Kills Han
POETRY
What exactly happens during the Han and Kylo confrontation?
>>63600247Mara Jade still possible!
>>63600271
>>63600232
I doubt OP will say anything about the film's quality because he's likely just a shill and won't want to get into that kind of discussion.
if he wasn't a shill and had actually seen the film he would have shoved his opinions in our face from the first post.
>>63600223
Not even mentioned
>>63600232
Better than all the prequels combined. Significantly worse than all of the original trilogy.
Finn's nervousness and incompetence throughout most of his dialogue and actions. How he became a Stormtrooper is beyond me. He honestly reminds me of Jar Jar
>>63600240
Not really
>>63600286
Han: KYLO, DON'T DO THIS! YOU ARE MY SON!
Kylo: I know.
how did they get luke's old lightsaber?
You're literally going off the spoiler pdf and leaked concept art, you fraud.
Why would Disney even allow an early screening for some random theater employees?
>>63600309
>Better than all the prequels combined. Significantly worse than all of the original trilogy.
would it be fair to say that the best scenes of the new movie are worse than the worst scenes in RotJ, ignoring the special edition bullshit?
>>63600309
>How he became a Stormtrooper is beyond me
Uhhh did you watch the original trilogy?
>>63600337
It was told they wanted more rigorous test screenings.
>>63600286Han acknowledges Kylo as his son, Kylo tells him you're not my real father and cripples him by stabbing him in his right arm/shoulder. Han isn't dead but his career as a marksman and seeing any combat is pretty much over
>>63600337
This.
OP, fuck off. Because we know Ford signed only for one movie. And he always wanted Han to get killed. He doesnt survive TFA.
1/10
>>63600000
Czechoslovakia'd
One question to the OP - how does the movie open and how it ends?
I`ll know if you`re a fraud depending on your answer, trust me.
>>63600337
They wouldnt. OP is fake as fuck.
if disney finds out the theatre can no longer show the movie. No one would risk losing this movie.
Do the lightsaber battles have the same soulless 'things are getting slow, we need someone to ignite their lightsaber' feel to them that the prequels do? I'm referring particularly to the Finn/Stormtrooper battle.
>>63600337
It wasn't for employees. Mainly Casino owners and VIPs I wasn't allowed to inquire about. I just was allowed in by my boss.
>>63600344
He barely knew how to fire a turret and almost never uses his blaster. Its like he wasn't even given basic training.
>>63600341
Sounds about right but theres nothing really memorable in this movie. Even the prequels had memorable parts, for the wrong reasons though.
>>63600433
>He barely knew how to fire a turret and almost never uses his blaster. Its like he wasn't even given basic training.
Except that the latest book goes in depth about how Finn trained in the First Order.
0.1/10
Fuck.off.
Should i see it in 2D or 3D?
>>63600456
I'm not saying OP is 100% legit, but the fact some book says he trained in the First Order doesn't mean shit. OP's saying it simply felt like Finn being an unwilling Stormtrooper was forced.
>>63599956
>the only character that dies is General Hux
damn shame, Gleeson is a decent actor
>>63599956
>Rey is Luke's daughter
Why doesn't Luke have a son?
>>63600309
>Not really
Meaning he is.
>>63600456
Showing his indepth training in a book is even more reason for his incompetence not making sense. He's literally giving himself a peptalk before even attempting to shoot down TIE Fighters
>>63600423
Thats exactly what the Stormtrooper battle is and that one gets a lot more dragged out than it needed to be. The last couple though have their place.
>>63600414The same as A New Hope but with Poe instead of Leia. Ends with Rey after she met Luke being distraught about her destiny
>>63600480
I saw it in 3D and if I had paid for it I would have felt like I wasted the extra $3
Op, tell us some things that were not in the trailers or leaks.
What are the names of the new fighters that the new republic has? What do they look like?
Say some lines from the movie not in any of the trailers
What's so special about d'qar?
What happens at hosnian prime?
I just want to know how much screentime Oscar Isaac gets and how important his character is, I can't find a single shit to give about anything else they've shown from the movie so far
How badly does Finn get his ass kicked by Kylo?
Are the dudes from The Raid used well?
The fuck is the point of Captain Phasma? Does she even talk?
Is Pic Related Snoke?
Is Poe a very secondary character then? A shame if true.
Or do you think he'll be important in future films?
>>63599777
Why don't you talk about that interracial romance?
Just so the /pol/acks will finally boycott the movie for real?
Does Chewbacca do anything noteworthy?
>>63600531
>The same as
Details. We know this vague shit already from the MSW leaks.
Details!
Star Wars has become the Sonic the Hedgehog of cinema.
Is the background of the knights of ren explained?
>>63600553
If you mean individual model numbers I wouldn't be able to tell you. We just see new Blue Squadron's new X-Wings plus Poe's signature black X-WingFinn: I've got a bad...
Rey: Feeling about this?
Rey starts runningRey: You will never be as strong as Vader
Kylo: I already am! I am the embodiment of his rage, his anger, his fear, his will. I am his legacyD'Qar is where Han takes Rey and Finn to lay low from the First OrderHosnian is a First Order base where Snoke is.
Tell me about the Knights of Ren.
>>63600708
What does Snoke even do in the film? Who are the knights of Ren?
Tell me about Kylo. Why does he wear the mask?
>>63600557
Finnloses his right eye
Never saw The Raid
Captain Phasma has a few speaking lines but she's pretty much Boba Fett. Doesn't do much, fires her lasers a few times, yells at Finn for being a bad Stormtrooper.
More or less thats close enough to what we got in the movie for Snoke
>>63600562
He's not as important as Rey or Finn but he has a fair share of screen time. Imagine Wedge if Wedge actually got to be a fully fledged character in the films
>>63600568
/pol/ will boycott it becauseA woman is the main character
Why is poe giving bb8 to try? Is that explained?
>>63600753
he's clearly just a sequel hook, that's been obvious for a while.
>>63600742
They are pursued by the Padawans of Stimpy.
>>63600673
>>63600742
>>63600753
Snoke does jack shit
The Knights of Ren areStudents from Luke's Jedi Academy that went rogue and killed a lot of other students. Not necessarily Sith but definitely Sith worshippers.
>>63600768
He will finish the flightplan you started.
>>63600803
With no survivors
>>63600801
Then who the fuck is ren
>>63600708
>legacy
What fucking legacy?
What did Anakin even start besides killing a bunch of Younglings?
>>63600768
No one cared who he was until he put it on.That's probably the real reason.
I'm a financial advisor well up in the film industry, and I too have seen Episode 7.
OP is completely full of shit.
>>63599977
You trading your boipucci for seeing this garbage? Was it worth it?
>>63600831
A big guy.
>>63600708
>Rey: You will never be as strong as Vader
>Kylo: I already am! I am the embodiment of his rage, his anger, his fear, his will. I am his legacy
And the leak mentioned Kylo running out of the room crying like a b*tch lel
>>63600708
Any other lines you can remember?
There are new fighters right?
And in the trailers there is a new first order shuttle, not reys shuttle but it seems like a transport of some kind
What can you tell about it
>>63600831
They don't tell us.
>>63600854
>I'm a financial advisor well up in the film industry and my dad works for Nintendo
>>63600297
Kek, that one female autist will go full splerg if Mara Jade is made canon.
Calling you out OP.
Too much in reference to already predicted spoilers and lines.
Is lupitas oyongos performance as maz kanata really as bad as that article said ?
>>63600836
you're getting ahead of yourself anon we will have months of shitposting to go over small things like that.
>this doesn't make sense!1
>lmao it's Ren's character not knowing what he's talking about XD
...when really it's just lazy dialogue that sacrifices the villain's intelligence for getting a quick effect.
>>63600309
is it explained how a grunt like Finn can fly a starfighter?
The leaks say maz kanata goggles allow her to see the past, and she tells rey and finn the past of anakins lightsaber
Do we actually see a flashback to obi wan having the high ground?
>>63600708
>Rey: You will never be as strong as Vader
>Kylo: I already am! I am the embodiment of his rage, his anger, his fear, his will. I am his legacy
> Kylo tries to write his name in the air with a light saber and rearrange the letters to something more frightening but Rey's already left him disgustedly
>>63600922
In EU it was stated that flying starfighter is like driving military car to modern day people.
>>63600867Finn: Let me patch you up
Chewy: Angry roar
Finn: Come on! Don't want my help? Fine.
Han: Careful, Wookies are known to rip your arms out of your sockets if you backsass them
Finn: Y-You wouldn't do that, we're friends right?
Chewy rests puts his hands on the back of his head all smug like
The only fighters in combat are the upgraded TIEs and the new X-Wings.
Thats Kylo Ren's personal shuttle. Its never seen in ship to ship combat.
My uncle was the midget running around inside BB8 and he says OP' is full of shit.
OP is spot on. Saw the movie on Wednesday. Didn't bother posting because "muh lies, muh han definitely dies". I thought Finn was gonna die when he lost the eye but nope. SJWs would be chimping out about "da black dude always dies first" if he did I guess.
>>63600922He doesn't, when he escapes the Empire he frees Poe to fly the TIE Fighter for him. He's bad at almost everything he does.
Any good new characters at all?
OP is full of shit. Saw the movie on Wednesday. Didn't bother posting because "muh lies, muh han cant die". Nobody thought Finn was gonna die except /pol/lacks. SJWs would be chimping out about "da black dude always dies first" if he did I guess.
STAR WARS aka family feud because everyone is related
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OP, describe in detail the Kylo vs Finn duel
Who wins? What is said during the duel? Does Rey interfere? What happens to Kylo?
Go. D E T A I L S
>>63601007
What part of the body does Finn lose?
>>63599856
But anon, Disney hasn't sent out the keys yet, so how did you unlock the content?
>>63601070
What part of kek'd don't you understand?
More lines from the movie?
Why is kylos lightsaber so fucked up?
>>63600000
>>63601033
Hux is by far my favorite new character and /tv/ is gonna love the new smuggler jew stereotype boss
>>63601057Kylo starts off serious and Finn is scared shitless but is all "I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN" pushing himself. Kylo fights with two hands, Finn attacks maybe twice but is mostly barely blocking Kylo. Kylo switches to one hand and acts like he's fighting a child, mostly toying with Finn. Kylo intentionally leaves himself open, Finn goes for an overhead swing but with his free hand Kylo grabs Finn's wrist and throws him aside. While Finn is getting back up Kylo cuts him across the chest and face, striking Finn down and Finn losing his right eye in the process.
Rey takes up the lightsaber and tries to duel Kylo. She's much more effective than Finn and looks like she's winning but Kylo is reluctant to fight. The ground starts falling apart from the base being destroyed and Kylo retreats
>>63601152
>retreats
Where, how? D-E-T-A-I-L-S
>>63599856
bullshit, disney hasn't sent out the key yet.
>>63601092
Our Casino had a key that unlocked it for that night only.
>>63601070His right eye
>>63601118Phasma: FN-2187 What were you doing out there? Why didn't you fire!?
Finn: M-my blaster it was my blaster not working sir, I mean maam.
Phasma: I heard that, submit your blaster over for an inspection.
Finn: B-But my blaster
Phasma: Now!
Phasma takes the blaster and gives it a quick look over.
Phasma: Disobeying an order from a superior is treasonous. How dare a lowly coward like yourself show me such disrespect.
Finn: I'm sorry sir...
Phasma: Sorry? Sorry!? You're a Stormtrooper!
>>63601286
How'd you remember the number
Is there incest?
Is there any nudity?
Are there Gungans?
Gotta give it to you OP, that's a lot of dedication for a shitposter.
>>63601152
How visually good was the duel?
The snow setting with that red/blue colour looks like decent chance for some nice shots and cinematography.
>>63601303
Because he`s full of shit and he knows it from the toy leaks.
>>63601303
Its been known for a while, just committed it to memory even before the movie
>>63601312
No incest, no gungans
We get a shot of Rey in her underwear
>>63601092
>>63601248
OP keking everyone.
Guys even if theatres have the hard drives the content is electronically locked. The studio has to send out the key via email before the content can be viewed.
Typically content unlocks on Wednesday 11:59 pm for Thursday evening releases, but big spoiler movies like this, that the studio is trying to protect, don't get unlocked until Thursday at 6 or 9 am EST.
OP is full of shit.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE
What is max Von sydows role
>>63601194
Dunno where
He turns his back on them then vanishes in the snow like a Japanese anime or something. We later get a shot of his shuttle leaving the planet.
>>63601316
Nothing special but the blue lighting on Finn's face made me painfully aware this was filmed on a set
OP, how fucking bad was Daisy's acting? We already know from the trailers its pretty awful, but was it even worse in the whole movie? Are these movies going to fall because of her lack of talent?
>>63601442
Gives thedisk with info on Luke Skywalker's location to Poe Dameron at the start of the movie
>>63601357
>Its been known for a while, just committed it to memory even before the movie
You are full of shit nigger.
>>63601481
I'm not saying OP is legit but you're fucking retarded. We've known about his Stormtrooper number and all kinds of stupid details that mean nothing for months. Next you're gonna act like Rey being the real Jedi and using the lightsaber is bullshit even though we've known it was gonna happen forever
How does hux die
OP is full of shit.
We've already seen in a leaked children's book that Poe gets a lightsaber from Max Von Sydows character.
>>63601469
Her crying and emotional lines are very forced and unconvincing but nowhere near Prequel bad.
Expect stupid ass baneposting or "SLEEEEEEEP" type of posts from her bad acting during emotional scenes though.
Expect a lot of them cause although its not bane level its very much Willem Dafoe Green Goblin level
>>63601583
You didn't see the movie at all did you.
Go back to baneposting.
What's the best meme scene
>>63601538Blown up when the base is exploding like Tarkin
>>63601547Mazhas the lightsaber
>>63601616
Finnshouting at Kylo leaving the planet and not fighting him after Finn just beat the Stormtrooper with the electric mace thing
I believe op
Does the electric mace ranger make another appearance? Was he a former Knights of Ren?
>>63601662
But Finn was saved by Han firing his blaster at the Stromtrooper. You almost had us OP
>>63600801
I fucking called this. People called me stupid.
Why is Kylo not wearing his mask when dueling Finn?
>>63601662
How does Snoke look?
The toys feature a black Kylo Ren shuttle and a white one. Can you explain that?
Do the Knights of Ren all have lightsabers? Are the costumes cool looking or do they look just like if they had to put something together after designing Kylo?
What's up with the Guavian enforcers?
Do the rebels have another superweapon?
Is Starkiller destroyed?
Will this film get hate even from normies for being too much of a clone of A New Hope?
>>63601736
Just a random Stormtrooper that bullied Finn earlier in the movie
>>63601743
Not Han. Finn was winning the battle, barely.One slip up and he was about to get his skull bashed in. Chewy saves him by killing the guy.
It's going to be great.
>>63601714
It's true, all of it. It's all real.
Snoke has wings and a white lightsaber
the thread on /m/ just got pruned
confirmed op is shit
>>63601662
>after Finn just beat the Stormtrooper
>Chewy saves him by killing the guy.
Just stop it already
>>63601804
Answer this
>>63601787
Where are you OP?
As bad or good as you think the film is in general, how is the music and sound design? Does it live up to the original trilogy?
>>63601152
>new smuggler jew stereotype boss
Oh boy
>>63601286
>Disobeying an order from a superior is treasonous
It's treason then
Thoughts ? is this figroll legit ?
>>63602315
'Tis the season, then
Who else is piloting the x-wings? Is it only humans?
>>63600612
I came here to ask this same question.
OP COME BACK WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
>>63600000
You WASTED that post anon.
>>63600000
Any reference to Sheev or the high ground?
Guys, shame. A bait is a bait lol.
Are there any scenes which hint at Rey possibly becoming sith.
RIP OP
The mouse got to him
>>63600000
fake and gay
>>63600176
confirmed for fake, he's been confirmed to have dialogue
>>63599777
Tell me straight, is there any part of the John Williams score that measures up to Binary Sunsets, The Imperial March, The Droid Invasion or Duel of the Fates?
While the quality of all the Star Wars movies are questionable, I'd be lying if I said the music isn't magnificent
Is Han kill?
>>63603076
No.
>>63600990
Where did you see it ?
>>63600769
fuck
so snoke isn't the spooky snaek man we were expecting
>>63601152
>new smuggler jew stereotype boss
ok, now I'm hyped
>>63599777
Is snoke darth plagueis? How much is he in the movie?
I like the idea that Finn is a weak soldier with a conscience who slowly finds his courage, and is not actually force sensitive. I like the look of Rey as well and I am pretty hopeful for this movie...
I saw a little girl out at Halloween wearing a really expensive looking Rey costume, it fit her real gud..............................
>>63599777
How much is Max von Sydow (Lor San Tekka) in the movie. Where does he stand? Who is he related to? What does he do?
How much of the woman dialogue in this is sassy one liners directed at men?
