>sniper 1 on target
>take the shot
HEY POLICE GIRL
>>63597000
>takes the shot
>random event/person walking in prevents from sniper hitting the target
>while sniper reloads, target has escaped
This thread is fucking terrible.
>>63598254
>complains
>doesnt contribute
>guy moans louder than the girl
>sniper shoots target
>dies
>"the mission is now complete"
>grainy cctv image on computer screen
>"okay, enhance it"
>sniper takes shot at bad guy
>hits good guy instead
>good guy falls off the train into a body of water while Adele song starts playing
>you can't hurt me anymore
>i'll be the judge of that
>>63598366
>"zoom and enhance"
>protagonist kills dozens of people to get to the main guy
>gets to main guy, refuses to kill him because "he's not a murdererer like him"
>>63598445
Star Wars in a nutshell
How convenient that those dozen of people are droids though
>Get some sleep Pam
>You look BWREEEEEEEEE BRWEEEEEE
>playing surveillance camera footage
>footage is just the scene as it appeared in the film earlier
>>63597000
>"sniper, take the shot!"
>sniper contemplates taking shot
>doesn't take shot
>good guy appears beside villain, demonstrating they were working together the whole time
>over my dead body
>that can be arranged
>>63597000
>"Army or not, you must realize.....you are doomed."
>"Oh I don't think so."
>>63598378
THIS IS THE END
>>63598655
HOLD YOUR BREATH AND COUNT TO TEN
>>63598717
FEEL THE EARTH MOVE AND THEN
>>63598366
>"Wait.. what's that reflection?"
>>63598747
AND THEN WHAT
I FEEL THE EARTH MOVE AND WHAT
FINISH YOUR CUNTING SENTENCES
>>63598945
kek. did not expect that reaction
>>63598655
MY ONLY FRIEND THE END
