ITT we watch Star Wars Episode 3 together, after having watched E1 and E2 together.
We comment, talk about the film, nitpick and discuss scenes as they go until we've cleared the movie. All the while laughing at OP for failing to upload screenshots with each post.
The quality is bluray, 40gb per file, with subtitles, and all screenies are in png (cry me a river).
>Previous watchings:
Episode 1: I forgot to save the thread-link.
Episode 2: >>63562965
After this we'll do OT, but without further ado...
>War!
In case you thought Star WARS would be all about peace and love. Which after the last movie you'd be forgiven for thinking.
There's going to be a lot of hectic shit and poor CGI in this movie.
Didn't this faggot criticize Anikan for trying to be witty last movie?
Obi-Wan theorizes on the topic of finding high ground while flying.
We get our first taste of the brilliance that is Robo Combat Space Edition.
Why place the shield-generator for the main gate shield on the outside of the ship, in light armor, easily destroyed by a one-man agility-based ship?
But there again, this is the series that took great pride in the Death Star.
Introducing filler-villain, because we couldn't come up with any more Sith.
Do droids often chat among themselves?
Why would they need to vocalize shit?
Why speak English?
I loved E2 but left towards the end, after Jango dies I have no further interest
I can't recall, is there any real Padme hotness in this?
Need all the good memes capped too, OP. You know the ones.
>>63596828
Nice, i'm gonna be watching also.
Let's say you captured a high-profile political prisoner.
Is this where you'd keep him? This doesn't seem ideal for holding a prisoner in any sense at all.
>>63597014
I don't recall much belly in this one, but we'll see.
It's been a while, so give me a shout when we're approaching ebin memetimes.
At some point Lucas' writing actually fell in quality. And that's after Episode 2.
Savor that thought.
>>63597045
Good times will be had!
>>63597046
>ebin memetimes.
basically any scene with Sheev, especially the Darth Plageuis speech, "it's treason then", that sort of thing
also make sure to get the "this is how democracy dies" bit
The High Ground perk is clearly less effective against bad CGI.
>>63597062
Ah yes, treason will be fun!
I'll try to keep my eyes open for the democracy line too!
George "Pottery" Lucas shines again.
Islam is one hell of a religion.
>>63597089
>Groans
Funny that's the noise I make at that scene too
>>63597148
I'm more a "squeeling and beeping" type of guy, but I see your point.
I do like it when the movie calls itself out on its own bullshit.
When will they learn /fit/? When will they learn?
Firstly, why express this feeling with a head that has left your body?
Secondly, you're a droid. Why express this feeling?
Why feel at all?
>>63597226
Grievous BTFO by Anakin, manlet confirmed! Grievous followers on suicide watch gone sexual.
I'm calling this insurance fraud.
He didn't seem all that hellbent on saving this ship.
>>63597254
I bet he has heels at home.
On a related note. How is this helping?
They lost half the ship. This little fire isn't going to do any more damage than losing HALF THE FUCKING SHIP.
Thank God we have those in-air fire-fighters to help cool us down from all those relevant flames.
>>63597309
Explosion danger? A fire needs to be put out no matter what or where.
Let this shot set the tone of the CGI to come.
>>63597336
Only YOU can prevent forest fires. Coruscant doesn't have many forests left to begin with.
>>63597356
Why does every planet in Star Wars only have 1 setting? Coruscant is 1 big city planet, tatooine is a desert planet, endor is a forest planet and hoth is a snow planet.
In the previous movie I theorized that Padme cannot physically stand being around Anikan and thus cannot hide a sickened stare in every scene.
This tradition continues.
Guys I gorged too much yesterday and watched all 3 :(
PM is God tier, ROTS is Top tier and AOTC is shit tier
I don't care what Lucas says. This is not an expression of love.
>>63597383
Because creativity would require competent people at work. And we have 0 of those.
>>63597407
>PM is God tier
Just for you, while the domestic abuse waiting to happen takes place.
>>63597407
>prequels rated anything above shit-tier
I'm still not buying that no one has caught onto this being Sheev yet.
I don't know if someone fucked up in makeup, or if the lighting is off or something, but at some point something went horribly wrong here.
Someone is trying very hard to win a blowjob from ugly-Padme tonight.
>>63597495
What are you on about, i'd fuck that pussy raw.
Every single time this woman looks at Anikan she looks ready to throw him off a building.
When she gets too look innocent and concerned is when she's the cutest.
That being said she still looks as if she's one step from getting the divorce papers.
>>63597519
It was something about the lighting or something, she just seemed off to me in that shot.
First mistake of the day. This was for >>63597550.
Is this still the Jedi Temple? I swear it didn't look like this last movie, did it?
I'm starting to get the vibe that most paths lead to darkness with this guy.
>>63597528
>Anikan
It's almost as if we're slowly building an intergalactic dictator.
>>63597629
Bleh, type too fast and think too little. My bad.
>>63597573
>herschlag in a sleeping gown
Those seeds we've been planting for 3 movies are starting to blossom.
>>63597654I bet she's not even wearing underwear.
Master Dindu feels the vibes of oppression as he has to accept a white man.
>>63597673
Blatantly the office of a Sith Lord. How did the Jedi not spot this?
The ironing here is that Anakln would probably have gone along with this if they'd told him why they wanted it.
>>63597702
Collective retardation.
Is it because he's white?
This line of thought is never bought up again.
>>63597743
Or because he violently massacred sand people or because he executed dooku.
>>63597757
>Yoda's syntax
Lucas just don't give a fuck anymore at this point
can we start over? I just got here
>she will never suck your dick with those lips
That being said, I'm still convinced it at no point said "look lovingly at Anakin" anywhere in this scene.
Either that or she can't act it because she hates Hayden.
>>63597766
Somehow, I'm drawn to the sand people theory.
Not that he'd have any reason to know about or suspect either.
>>63597790
>Not that he'd have any reason to know about or suspect either.
Yeah, if only they could sense things happening whith some strange power or force.
Fucking anti-patriotic Jedifags.
>>63597786
Sorry mate, we're 40 minutes in. You can catch up!
>>63597777
This is news to no one.
Except me. I am completely above this metaphore.
>>63597803
That might work, yeah.
>>63597809
>>63597833
>"Anakin did I ever tell you the tale of Darth Sheev the Deceitful? It's a Sith legend...
So it's basically confirmed that the only things good about the prequels are Herchlag's body and face[/spoiler] and McGregor's acting?
This entire scene is gold.
>>63597844
messed up my spoiler but you get the point...
>>63597790
Are we meant to believe that Padmé did her own hair and got into those elaborate outfits by herself every day?
You have to wonder how she does anything in her job in the time she must spend getting dressed and sitting around on couches.
>>63597850
SNOKE?
At no point this is ringing any bells in Anakin's head.
>>63597844Hayden has a few good scenes. His character is awful but the actor isn't bad.
I kinda' like the wookies.
>>63597861
I've never seen her do much. Maybe that IS her job? A senator must be a relaxing job.
>>63597871
>hayden is a good actor
Name 3 non star wars movies where he acted good.
>>63597871
His acting certainly improved in III, but in II, he was very hit-and-miss in scenes. He's a good actor, yes; his given material was poo though.
I swear these subtitles are real.
Probably not something you should tell the kid who's confessing his own arrogance.
>>63597911
Wonder what they'll label Sheev's scream as
Count the non-CGI people in this shot.
Ani's getting kucked.
>>63597939
>[ Entertaining crackle ]
>>63597957
It would've been easier, cheaper, and better just to have actual people in that scene...
We once again fail to hide our disappointment in our choice of husband.
>>63597984
But would it bepoetrywithout the CGI?
Anyone seen that behind the scenes shot of Lucas raping this guy's model?
>>63597979
Her expression...
anakin.jpg
Also, HD really didn't do the CGI any favors.
Local alien zoo.
>>63598030
I will not argue with you there.
>>63597998Yes. Even if it isn't immediately apparent. Don't doubt the Shakespearian prowess of Lucas' pottery.
You can kinda' tell that the actor can't hide how stupid of a plan this is.
As if the actor realized but not the character.
What a subtle ambush.
>>63598026
crikey mate there's our old cobber Bruce Spence!
And how did that go for him?
>>63598085
That was surprisingly unsettling.
Despite the obvious retardation of not just, you know, shooting him, this is actually not a bad scene.
Luckily for our hero, the plot device arrives.
>>63597911
But that Wookie did scream like Tarzan though.
There's a /pol/-tier joke in here, but I'm going to keep it to myself.
This room does not scream of Sith to anyone at all.
But don't you dare questions how I know anything of this.
This took us 2 and a half movie to conclude.
>>63598217
He keeps giant golden dildoes in his foyer?
>>63598246
You don't?
To no one's surprise, Obi doesn't impress in hand-to-hand combat with the machine made of metal.
>>63598246
Who doesn't though?
>>63598198
I like how sheev gave up virtually all pretence of not being a sith in ep 3. Creepy red and black decor, black robes, that weird mural on his wall
>>63598217
He definitely force-lifts. Look at those shoulders.
Master Dindu does not take Ani at face value.
Please stop using pngs.
>>63598314
Are you ready for the memes?
>>63598314
A SHIT LORD?
Dindu commeth.
>>63598297
He wasn't too subtle in E2 for that matter.
>>63598326
I was born for this moment.
>>63598299
Space-gains are crazy.
>>63598026
Anyone have a link to watch this scene?
I'm gonna' go out on a limb and assume you know the answer to this question.
>>63598349
Senate, i'm Master Jedi.
>>63596828
i hate Star Wars fans more than anything else in this world. you are all faggots and none of you deserve life.
>>63598384
AW YISS
>>63598384
AAAAAAUURROROROGHAG
>>63598406
kek
>>63598406
I wouldn't call it a snarl.
>[ Siths internally ]
>>63598384
AAAAAAUURROROROGHAG
Someone at Lucas' CGI department need to be shot.
Why did they have to fuck up the mysticism and presence of Sheev and Yoda by having them swing swords around?
>>63598455
because the kids would love it
The white-man anger is strong against Dindu. But the power of purple is beyond imagining.
>>63598440
It's not that bad for 2005. Clearly a lot better than the godawful models for the Matrix sequels. It's still lazy as fuck not to shoot these small bits with Diarmid as much as possible.
What a great capture this was.
>>63598463
This.
>>63598455
They didn't. That's just Plinkett bullshit
There better be something like this in Ep.7
>>63598440
>>63598455
desu i think the sheev v dindu fight was fine, it wasn't over the top like anakin vs obi wan
Time to use up what's left of that manapool, or force-pool or whatever resource we'd use.
GG no RE
>>63598506
It gets much worse when Ani and Obi show down.
>>63598527
>when you nutted but she still suckin
One arm later.
>>63598544
>>63596828
>watching 123 before 456
Fucking disgusting
prequels openly mention information first revealed in the original trilogy as surprises and twists. You are objectively ruining your experience of the OT if you watch the prequels first
Apparently there is no limit.
>>63598496
They were both given this sense of having been these ancient masters of the Force. They have no business flipping around with lightsabers.
>>63598565
Not when you watched the series already paterfamilia
>He actually did it, the madman.
>>63598577
Do you really want to sit though 2 shit and 1 subpar movie before getting to the good ones though?
>>63598440
That's actually fine when you compare it to another CGI models in the film. The problem is that it doesn't look like McDiarmid. I always found that shot to be weird even when I was 13.
>ARRRROOOOUUUGGGGGGH
What did he mean by this
>>63598595
Do you like to eat dessert before your vegetables?
>>63598560
That smile
>>63598614
Vegetables are good for you
the prequels aren't
>>63598595
That's what this thread is for.
>>63598583
>"So Anakin kneels before Monster Mash and pledges his allegiance to the Graveyard Smash."
>>63598625
You get my point. I'd rather save the good for last.
This scene is probably the best scene in all three movies in terms of sheer tone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMGxqvg4K74
>>63598479
>It's still lazy as fuck not to shoot these small bits with Diarmid as much as possible.
They did, he really struggled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjdycGgeaIY
Maybe I'm just a faggot (no lack of evidence to that theory), but this short scene really worked for me.
Does anyone ever wonder what order 67 was?
Remember that scene in the last movie where they made me out as a swordsman? We're going to do some more of that now.
>>63598692
>>63598708
This to be honest. I wish we got to see just a little bit more of the assault on the temple, but this short scene is genuinely good.
They shouldn't have cut the rest of this scene.
>>63598745
At least we get some gold like this scene!
>>63598725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qAKXK_aLeA&t=1m2s
>>63597407
PM: Child, winy Obi Wan and Jar Jar can't make this higher than shit tier.
AOTC: One of the worst movies I've ever seen. Also shit tier.
ROTS: Pretty terrible. Cluttered, horrid story and simply really hard to sit through. Meh/Mediocre tier.
For OT
NH: Bases space opera, great tier.
ESB: God tier because of Hoth and Bespin.
ROTJ: Good tier, Ewoks cause lower score.
So Star Wars is a 50% out of 100 at this point. I don't count EU or CGI Cartoons because I'm not a faggot. Hope Disney can save Star Wars...I seriously hope they don't turn Star Wars into the new Marvel thing where everything is boring and samey. No more Lucas could be how the franchise is saved.
>>63598725
No, but i do know what order 65 is.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Order_65
Time to namedrop.
>>63598757
This makes more sense than it should.
>>63598765
I learned something today.
>>63598725
Maybe Order 67 was the sort of pizza they'd get when calling the local shop.
On a slightly unrelated note, I'd fuck his wife.
>>63597601
Jedi Temple: Now with floor
The one time this bitch had a reason to hate him, she pulls off genuine affection and worry. Call the police.
>>63598802
I knew it looked different than the last movie!
BITCH POST AAYLA SECURA
>>63598826
I actually did get one good shot but the plot moved too quick for it.
Here's one just for you.
>>63598860
BITCH THANK YOU
We fire now.
I swear to God this cape was browner when we got here.
We grimdark-edgy now.
Atleast the ost was god tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awgAzxysyu0
Thank God you didn't speak out when you know, you attended the senate-meeting.
AAAAAHHH YODA HELP ME
Time to accept hard truths about the man you've hated since the second you met him.
>>63598399
I liked the old trilogy when I was like 13. Was so disappointed by the prequels that I got into Star Trek instead. Never looked back. Star Wars is full baby tier.
I would hit that though. You know I would.
>>63598957
>Star Trek
>not full baby tier
>>63598966
One of her ugliest outfits in the movies, looks like a 70's waitress
Is Hershlag ITT?
They're called "children". You've used the word "child" before, so why is it "younglings" now?
>>63598505
You have this nonsense in the BAttlefront game. It shouldn't go any further than that.
>wanting future movies to be as bad as this one
Should have gotten that divorce 2.75 movies ago.
>>63598966
btw since when could C3PO fly a starship
>>63598985
To avoid saying ''killing children''
>>63599004
The same time when R2 learned to fly.
I'm Jedi Council.
>>63599035
You don't get to kill younglings.
This love sure passed quickly.
What did he mean by this?
>>63599052
I wonder if he forcechoked her in bed, too.
>>63599074
>do or do not, there is no try
These subtitles are so informative.
>>63598972
Friends meme to defend Prequels. Hating on Trek.
>Expect me to take you seriously with this kind of taste.
>>63599115
>spoilers for a movie that isn't out yet
you actually believe them, do you?
I wonder if this scene made more sense in the screenplay.
This is when the fight ended.
And you underestimate high ground.
>>63597356
No fucking way is this real
That top left, cannot have been left in a finished product.
>>63599194
try using high ground thats a good trick
No it kinda' didn't. Yoda entertained this theory at one point.
>>63599198
The quality of these caps has made me truly appreciate how fucking bowel-rippingly godawful the CGI is in the prequels
>>63598756
He mad.
>>63599198
I wish it wasn't real.
>>63599210
High Ground > Spin
"I think we're a little beyond that sir."
>>63599237
He was a good friend
That is not what a pregnant woman looks like.
Not even a little bit.
>>63599277
post OOOOOOOOOOOGA
For a "children's movie" this is actually a pretty gruesome scene as Ani wails in agony.
>>63599277
>Died by losing the will to live.
If this could happen in real life i'd be dead already.
Like pottery.
>>63599302
You are dead anon. This is hell.
>>63599000
>Implying the spin is purely what made the movies crap and checked.
>>63599296
4u
>>63599321
that helmet..
I'd still hit it.
>>63599345
>oo-bah
>not oo-gah
I've been living a lie
Are we feeling the pottery yet?
>>63599321
It would have been cooler if the story of how he opted for that helmet was more elaborate than "hey we had this lying around take it and use it to hide your disfigured face".
>>63599388
Could you post Young Beru as she takes the baby
Make your screenshots jpgs for fuck's sake
>>63599370
What do you think they told everyone on Naboo? The kids were a big secret, right? So what the fuck did the entire adoring populace of this planet think happened?
Right, that's the third episode all done with.
Depending a bit on interest we can totally do OT too!
Gonna' have to start that a little later though. Probably tomorrow.
Until then, thank you for bearing with my almost 120 images and almost 4 hours of thread.
>>63599424
You were a good friend
>>63599403
Just for you.
>>63599422
I might do jpgs for the next run.
>>63599441
You were my brother!
>>63599302
you don't understand.. it's the furce thing!
>>63599452
thanks mang
so qt
>>63599299
So wait where did the Vader suit even come from? What did they just have an Anakin sized suit built exactly for this situation just lying around? I mean why would such a suit exist unless they knew exactly what was going to happen? Qui Gon and Obi Wan used a small device in TPM to help them breathe so why would anyone design the Vader mask unless they knew Anakin was going to get burned and would need a respirator?
>>63599533
It was all part of Sheev's plan
>>63599533
Probably a special made suit to account for his missing legs and arm and also the fact that he can't breath without his mask and constantly healing his body.
>>63597601
why the fuck are the stairs 10 feet tall
>>63597673
>lamps shaped like cloud city
wat
>>63597138
>muffled UR'UURRUUU'RURUR in the background
>>63599565
Nah it wasn't. Sheev even prevents Anakin from receiving painkillers as he's put into the suit, as punishment for failing.
>>63598401
>>63599720
The Jedis mastered the high ground
>>63597840
He was a good friend
>>63599074
That's actually a nice shot
