How do Disneyfags contend with the fact that even the worst song in The Prince of EgyptPlaying With the Big Boysis better than the greatest works of the Disney Renaissance?
>inb4 hellfire
>inb4 man out of you
>inb4 gaston
>>63581151
God doesn't exist
This had songs?
>>63581182
Ra worshipper detected. Get the fuck out of here you dirty pagan.
How do Disneyfags contend with the fact that even the worst song in South Park: Bigger Longer and UncutI'm Super Thanks for Askingis better than the greatest works of the Disney Renaissance?
>>63581224
great fucking soundtrack.
How do Disneyfags AND Dreamworksfags contend with the fact that even the worst song in AnastasiaJourney to the Pastis better than the greatest works of the Disney Renaissance and the entire DreamWorks catalog?
>>63581206
BY THE POWER OF RA
How do Disneyfags AND Bluthfags AND Dreamworksfags contend with the fact that even the worst song in The Book of MormonJoseph Smith American Mosesis better than the greatest works of the Disney Renaissance and the entire DreamWorks catalog and the entire Don Bluth catalog?
>>63581323
MUT
>>63581305
All the songs in Anastasia were pretty fucking shit.
How do traditionally animated musicalfags contend with the fact that even the worst song in The Nightmare Before ChristmasSally's Songis better than the greatest works of the last century of traditional animation?
>>63581151
You cannot inb4 Hellfire you fag
HOTEP
HOI
Hellfire and the plagues song are edgelord tier. Search your feelings you know this to be true
How do misogynistic /pol/-tards contend with the fact that even the worst song in Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long BlogCaring Handsis better than the greatest works of the anti-semitic Disney corporation?
That song seemed so out of place. It is like they wanted to add a new song and in the last 5 minutes threw something together.
I mean it is still entertaining and reasonably well structured but not near as good as the rest.
Also I am an atheist but still love this movie.
How do atheistfags contend with the fact that even the worst song in Jesus Christ SuperstarKing Herod's Songis better than the greatest works of Dick Dawkins?
>>63581437
Did you claim to be Anastasia to the queen but got rejected so you are now butthurt?
That soundtrack is badass.
>"That's pretty."
How do moviefags and musicalfags contend with the fact that even the worst song in the Charlie The Unicorn Youtube seriesCandy Mountain Caveis better than the greatest works of the all corporate entities?
Only problem was that the Egyptians weren't black. The movie overall was brilliant.
>>63582004
>Meanwhile in Exodus: Gods and Kings release
>>63581151
I literally love this movie. Everytime I watch it I feel really comfy. The animation, art, music, etc. And i'm not even a christian.
>>63581636
tbqh jesus christ superstar fucking rocks
>>63581151
Big Boys is better than Heaven's Eyes and That stupid one at the end. Those two sucked. And Man Out of You is better than most of this shit's soundtrack.
Oh, and the Jews weren't slaves in Egypt, if they were ever there at all.
Exodus is lies
God isn't real
>>63581151
>Playing With The Big Boys
>Worse than When You Believe
>>63581182
I'm a fedora tipper and even I can appreciate that religion has inspired some of the greatest art to ever exist
>>63581151
Once Upon A December from Fox's Anastasia beats any of the the music in either. In fact it's a generally superior film:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bsdu57SFZc
>>63581206
And what are you gonna do Moses, kill all the younglings?
>>63582647
Certainly the superior waifu.
>>63581568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMCRp3_M2T4 this was pretty good
>son of man
>circle of life
>the first two you inb4'd
>not the absolute tippy top tier
i do find it hard to accept that people with your taste could actually exist but otherwise i'm good
>>63582637
all those stories probably came way before Abrahamic religions
>>63581203
this
>>63581353
everyone knowsI Am Africais the worst song.
>>63581151
Aladdin, Tarzan and Hercules have better soundtracks.
>>63581151
Disney Renaissance is shit anyway
>>63582994
tarzan's soundtrack is perfection
>>63581151
Got your back, pham. I'm a godless heathen, but was raised in the church. Movie still gives me chills.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcg5rN-jlaw
WE WAS KINGS
>>63582004
Yeah, they were middle eastern(which they pretty much look like in the movie with straight hair and all)
now stfu.
>>63582472
>Big Boys is better than Heaven's Eyes
My nigga.
>>63584841
Leave it to the jews to make the story of Moses into the best movie.
>>63584400
based Collins. El Dorado had a pretty good soundtrack too if I remember.
>>63581580
That's the most Reddit cast I've ever seen and it made me throw up in my mouth
YOU'RE PLAYING WITH THE BIG GUYS NOW
>>63585394
>>63581151
>Playing With the Big Boys
The BR version was better. Instead of "playing with the big boys now" they said "our gods can do more."
>>63581151
Is The Prince of Egypt the bet looking western animated feature?
>>63584841
>>63585541
It is far and away the best and anyone saying otherwise can get the fuck out my face t.b.h f.a.m
>>63585481
>The BR version
The what? Where can I listen to it?
ONCE I CALLED YOU BROTHER
>>63581182
Literally doesn't even matter, it's a fucking beautiful movie and if you can't look past your own teenage beliefs then you're a shitter
>>63586573
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would call a man "brother..."
Before calling down ten plagues
>>63582208
The burning bush scenes makes me tear up and I'm not even a christfag
>>63585541
damn forgot how fuckin good it looked
All these people here like "I'm not even a Christian" it's about Judaism fools.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWNe7Ecx_Qg
>>63586783
I like you, and i don't even know you.
>>63581305
>Journey to the Past
>worst song from Anastasia
this is the only thing in the thread to make me mad
>>63582472
Make a Man Out of You is nothing more than a meme song, the Mulan soundtrack is pretty shit and the second worst soundtrack from the Disney Renaissance
>>63585394
is nowhere safe from your reddit maymays?
>>63586929
>Im not even Abrahamic
Feel better?
>>63584442
SON OF MAN LOOK TO THE SKY!
LIFT YOUR SPIRIT SET IT FREE!
>>63585541
>This was in 1998
Holy shit.
>>63587658
COME STOP YOUR CRYIN IT WILL BE ALRIGHT
>People are petitioning for Phil Collins NOT to tour
What is wrong with people.
>>63587692
>>63586910
>>63585633
>>63585541
where were you when pixar was btfo forever?
>>63581668
lol
>>63585394
>>63581203
LET MY PEOPLE GO
>>63585541
It's definitely up there, it came out when 2D productions still got fat cash behind them and when the technology more or less peaked. Soon after focus shifted to 3D.
Tarzan is from the same period and is similarly fantastic to look at.
>>63588108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvdfNnYOECs
Playing With the Big Boys is one of my favorites tbqhwy f.a.m. the worst is clearly I Will Get There
>>63581151
This film seems to be pretty overrated when it's brought up. It's mediocre. I mean, a lot of money obviously went into it because of course it would, it's about the Jews, but it's just not very entertaining. The insistence on celebrity voice for every character is actually kind of obnoxious.
>>63588390
>g-grrr I didn't like the thing
Please leave our comfy thread at once
Best song coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG0a9WFkgzU
>>63581151
This is a Dreamworks movie
>>63587154
I liked Reflection :(
>>63588704
>>63588542
I didn't hate it or anything, it's just not particularly great.
>>63588743
WHEN WILL MY REFLECTION SHOW
>>63584442
>>63587658
>>63587710
remember how there's going to be a live action Tarzan with zero comfy Phil Collins tunes
guys
i'm crying right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4Kph6UKQJM
ONCE I CALLED YOU BROTHER
>>63589697
>sleep and remember my last lullaby
>>63584972
No, Egyptians were black you fool.
Do you even history?
>>63589772
His hair isn't blue, what a poser
>>63581206
JAFFA KREE!
KILL THIS SHO'VA WHO STANDS AGAINST OUR LORD RA!
SLAVES
HEBREWS BORN TO SERVE
TO THE PHARAOH
>>63582647
It's good but overall the movie fell flat on it's face. They tried real hard though, they get credit for that.
>>63585118
>hating on Dr. Horrible, the only thing positive thing that came from that writer's strike
Fucking newfags I swear
>>63589772
>1 wall relief = all Egyptians
Just fuck my history up senpai
Am I the only faggot who watched this?
>>63585394
It is rare that Baneposting can still make me laugh. This was pretty good.
>>63590269
What the hell is that
>>63590269
When I was a kid I had a dinky little tv in my room with a built-in vcr (which I considered the coolest thing ever), and my mom would wake me up in the morning by turning the tv on. I never changed the cassette because I loved Joseph King of Dreams so much, must have seen it a combined hundred times. Always wished I had Prince of Egypt to go along with it though.
>>63588673
>>63588673
>Semitic Santa will never let you fuck his qt-est eldest brown daughter after saving his younger daughters from brigand rapists
JUST PLAGUE MY SHIT UP ACHET
>>63590434
Direct-to-Video release that rode on the coattails of Prince of Egypt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00srDTJp51I
>>63590519
Yeah I watched the shit out of it too. Not as good at Prince of Egypt, but I don't really have anything bad to say about it considering it being a straight to VHS.
>>63590269
Nowhere near as good as Prince, to be honest.
the prince of egypt was absolutely great!
loved that animated feature
>>63590567
>ywn see what your life is worth, looking through the eyes of man
>>63590269
Is that Benedict Cumberbatch?
>>63581151
Disney is a GREAT thing for kids to watch. and by kids I'm talking 0-5,6ish yea its great to get them interested in fantasy and start imagining
>>63590269
For a borderline knock-off (even if it's by the same people), it wasn't bad desu.
Imagine if they'd done a bunch of Bible stories with same budget and effort after Prince of Egypt. That would have been rad.
>>63591463
>No Leviticus movie full of screeds
>No Ecclesiastes movie getting existential
>No fun as hell Book of Esther movie
Life is suffering
playing with the big boys was 10x better than when you believe which was generic Disney shit
>>63582472
Heavens eyes was GOAT
makes me want to go to a Jewish party and dance
>>63582472
>The Mulan meme song is better than the Prince of Egypt soundtrack
Opinion Descartesded
>>63585394
>>63581203
The whole premise of the movie was a musical, are you autistic?
>>63581151
Yeah this had some god tier music.
Deliver Us easily the best, Playing with the Big Boys is great if for no other reason than it's actually Steve Martin and Martin Short singing.
Heaven's Eyes is a weak song, but the lyrics are great.
>>63590269
I liked the revenge part.
>>63588883
WHO I AM INSIIIIIIIDE
I got high one time and decided to listen to this song for some reason. I cried.
>>63582722
>>63581151
>movie ends with Moses coming down with the Ten Commandments
>doesn't show that he immediately sees his people are acting like heathens and he smashes the commandments in anger
0/10
>>63593493
too bad the transgender community uses it as their theme song now
>>63588673
Based. This is the best song in the movie.
>>63585394
Holy shit, baneposting is literally an endless well of memes
>>63585394
>>63585541
Is that a whale? Whales don't have vertical flukes
best animated disney coming through
>>63593748
Whale shark? Dunno mate.
>>63593755
Literally no
>>63593788
Do they have whale sharks in the Red Sea?
>>63585394
jesus christ
>>63593664
a song about not conforming to societies expectations for girls now means you should take hormone pills and lob off your schmekel
>>63593755
meg is best girl but over all the movie blew
>>63584841
voldemort's a pretty good singer
>>63585394
Made me laugh loud
>>63593818
>>63581151
>inb4 hellfire
Fuck your shit. That song was fucking amazing, and still gives me the chills.
>>63593818
Yes, according to the map on wikipedia
>>63581353
>>63584370
But All American Prophet is the best.
>>63594105
Shit, that's good, my autism can be satisfied
>>63593664
Wtf. Dude why? They can make up their own songs about their issues. Mulan doesn't need to be associated with gender dysphoria.
>>63593886
>>63593796
Hades though
Be Prepared gives the Plagues a run for it's money
>>63588960
>mfw Phil Collins re-recorded his own songs in German, French, Italian and Spanish, with (as far as I can tell) only slight accent
Fuck, I might rewatch Tarzan in another language and stick some subs on, just for max cozy
EXODUS STAR, by Anon and Anon
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE LORD IS GONNA ROLL ME
IF I DON'T LET THOSE JEWS GOOOOO
I WAS WORKING KIND A HARD
GETTING SLAVES TO WIPE MY BUM
THEN MOSES TOLD ME TO WIPE IT MYSELF
WELL THE PLAGUES START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
FED TO THE LOCUSTS AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR GLORY
YOUR EMPIRE GETS LARGE BUT YOUR SON GETS SLAYED
SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE
WHAT'S WRONG WITH LETTING JEWS DO IT FOR ME
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T STAY,
YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU WORK IN THE DIRT ALL DAY
HEY NOW, YOU'RE A PHARAOH GET YOUR SAND ON, GO PLAY
HEY NOW, YOU'RE A RULER, GET THE JEWS IN GET PAID
AND ALL THE JEWS ARE DIRTY AND COLD
ONLY MOSES BREAKS THE MOLD
>>63585394
STOP THIS FOOLISH MEMECOASTER
WATCH A TRUE BANEPOSTER GIVE AN EXHIBITION HOW
>>63584442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCvZ08EgSh0
>>63584442
How do Collinsfags contend with the fact that even the worst song in Timmy 2000You Be Inside of Meis better than the greatest works of Phil Collins?
>>63585954
It's BR as in Brazilian, not as in Blu-ray.
>>63585118
You realize that shit came out in 2008, right? Even 4chan was barely a thing in 2008, let alone Reddit. For fuck's sake, I was still browsing YTMND in 2008!
>>63581151
most comfy disney movie to date is atlantis though, but yeah i really should re-watch the prince
Do people really find these musicals good, or is it just childhood nostalgia?
>>63597544
Both of these were pretty great and came around the same time
>That Long John Silver
>>63597613
ah yes, i love treasure planet too m8
>>63581224
This movie is still pretty enjoyable
>>63588390
>The insistence on celebrity voice for every character is actually kind of obnoxious.
This really does grind my gears. When you get 'stars' placed into voice roles instead of actual fucking voice actors at the detriment of the movies. You end up with movies like Astro Boy. Dreamworks and Pixar seem to get it right though
>>63588960
Tarzan was Disney's weakest animated feature with a nonexistant story, I can't imagine how much worse a live action version will be.
>>63597805
>>63597805
Anime movies (that are not based on a TV series) commonly have screen actors as the voice actors, including big names. Maybe the issue lies with how the actors are directed and what kind of characters they play.
God should have smitten them for singing songs. He would have drowned Aaron for his lack of faith as well.
>>63597457
can someone tell me what this smiley face meme is supposed to be? He's smiling with eyes closed and teardrops?
>>63582044
Such a good movie.
How do other actors deal with the fact that Christian Bale is THE perfect actor and his worst movie is better than any other blockbuster?
>>63582472
>Big Boys is better than Heaven's Eyes
>And Man Out of You is better than most of this
>>63587710
>People are petitioning for Phil Collins NOT to tour
WHAT is wrong with people.
It's sort of a meme, but in reality his music is great, it just ages fast. Which isn't a bad thing unless you're an edgy youth so insecure that you have to rebel against music created before you were born. Fuck I'm salty, genesis and Phil Collins both made some amazing music.
>>63585394
>>63596871
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