I can't fucking explain how incredible this films is
any more like this?
>>63573759
>how incredible this film is
Why? Was it the oppressive grey color scheme? Was it the uninteresting paper-thin characters with the stenciled backstories? Was it the edginess for edginess' sake? How about that it's 45 minutes of story with a runtime of 100 minutes?
It was a crappy movie that tried to hide its limitations with powerhouse performances, Cockney faggot dialect, and grey. Lots of grey.
>le grim bleak brutal realism
>oh what a world we live in
>oh people are so evil
>>>/r/eddit
>>63573820
Keep posting friend we need people like you on /film/
>Tyrannosaur
>doesn't revolve around dinosaurs
>not even a dinosaur in it
Fuck you britkeks
another one
>>63573896
>RUSSOPHOBIA: THE MOVIE
>RELIGION IS EVIL: THE MOVIE
This was also fairly shit. Better than Ida at least.
>>63573887
FUCKING WHAT
Are you serious? I wanted to download this for some dino awesomeness and you're saying they're literally lying to me? This is beyond false advertising, this is a false fucking movie. Motherfucker who made this should be castrated.
>>63573820
>>63573912
make you own thread and shitpost there if you desperately need attention
>>63574005
Make me you baby. I'm not going to sit idly by and watch you shit up the board with your faux-cinephile Oscar/BAFTA bait bullshit. What's next on your agenda: You gonna post The Hunt?
>>63573845
God no. We don't need contrarian cunts trying desperately to prove how patrician they are.
>>63574055
>meanwhile 10 Star Wars threads up
>numerous capeshit tv show threads
>/pol/ related threads
>youtube e-celeb threads
Yeah bro, you're really helping out aren't you?
>>63574100
>people shouldn't be called out on their dumb reactionary opinions to shit films
>>63574055
sad, just sad
>>63574127
that's why we need a /film/ board
>>63574146
Speaking of dumb opinions.
>>63574165
I agree, but at the same time what /tv/ needs now is better mods and defined limits for this board.
>>63573759
They should stop with this nonsense.
>>63574127
>muh lesser evil!
Most of that gunk gets through my filter no problem. Cloying sentimental reactions to a shit film are not.
>>63574223
>buzzwords: the post
>>63573759
>>63573896
>>63574041
>>63574219
post more OP related films and ignore desperate shitposters, lads
>>63574219
Yeah fuck them
>>63574265
You want some fries with that salt?
>>63573896
This was actually good.
Tyrannosaur was bad.
>>63573759
looks like a generic jurassic park rip-off to me. Pass.
>>63574438
lol no
>>63573759
D R O P P E D
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Stream where?
>>63574668
>stream
do you like shit quality?
>>63574055
haha look at this angry little bitch
>>63574631
what site is that
>>63574828
Yes I love shit.
>>63575005
www.doesthedogdie.com/
>>63573759
>DUDE I'M A CUNT AND CAN'T HELP IT BUT SOCIETY IS THE REAL EVIL LMAO
I tried this once, then quit after 15 minutes because it was boring, then I read on here that it's great and tried it again, still no real emotional response and it was pretty average. I don't see how someone who actually watched a few movies that revolve around some kind of Sadness, Tragedy or loneliness can enjoy himself this much.
>>63575663
it's ok anon, it's too intelligent for you
watch full house or something similar
>>63573896
This was good tho.
>>63573759
Why did he behead the dog
>>63573896
pretty much coasting on cinematography: the movie. it had a few clever touches but was dragged down by being too didactic and having flat, cartoonishly evil antagonists.
>>63575797
it mauled some kid and that pissed him off
>>63574041
>>63573896
>>63573759
>>63575956
all solid tumblr flicks
>>63574631
Will likely appeal to some of the cunts over on /b/ then
>>63575797
Because it mauled that kid
Also because its owner was completely powerless without it
