New teaser gents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxI8aPISq8I
>>63561435
implying im gonna watch now that the hacks have surpassed GRRM in the plot
>it's a D&D have almost total freedom over the writing season
dropped in advance
>>63561435
>Greyjoy
mite b gud
>>63561435
OH SHIT BASED GREYJOY SEASON? DID THEY CAST ALL OF THEM?
thats more than a week old
>>63561793
youre more than a week old
ALL I SEE IS WHITE DEVILS!!!!!
>>63561809
t. alberto barbosa
God, I hope there's a leak this year too. Hate waiting for Americuks to release shit with 3 week breaks because of their cuk holidays and "tragic" school shootings.
>>63561435
That ship looks gay as fuck and way out of the timeline.
Why not just longships?
>>63561841
>way out of the timeline.
wut
r u retard d
>>63561818
That's not a enough white devil
>normie show
DROPPED
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>>63561809
Doran plz
>>63561841
longships weren't used for long voyages
>>63562067
Tell that to Asha in season 4.
>>63561435
FYI that picture is fake.
>>63561841
Longships would look out of place in the show. Every ship we've seen so far was a cog so introducing longships out of nowhere would look odd.
>>63561435
so it bran gonna worg into jon?
>>63562067
Yet the Vikings still managed to reach North America in longships.
>>63562130
If I recall, in the books most of the ships in use were galleys.
>>63561435
nice fuckin teaser of shit that happend in previous seasons
simply fuckin epic
>>63562159
Yep, that was the case.
Iron Islanders use longships while galleys are used in the south. But the in the show it's all cogs since S2 when ships appeared in large numbers.
Stannis' fleet was made up of them and Theon had one when he was sent to raid villages by Balon.
>>63561838
same. i always have utmost respect for school shooters
>Stannis literally had his character assassinated by D&D
I will never EVER forgive them
>>63561435
>We watch, we listen, and we remember
>we rember
>the north remembers
>they have no idea what's going to happen
GTO HAPPENING, CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED
>>63561435
>the past is already written
no fucking shit mate
>yfw GRRM releases the Winds of Winter and it completely diverges from the plot of the show
>yfw two separate plotlines created,Jon Snow revived in the show and remaining dead in the books
Has GRRM told DnD how it ends?
I wish DnD just said fuck it and do whatever they want from here on and finish it how they want to. I think both parties would be happier that way.
>>63562576
fucking THIS
>>63562666
Satan is right tbqh
>yfw when this is the second last season and dany is still fucking around in the middle of nowhere and the last season will be rushed as hell
>>63562695
Nah she got back with the horseniggers now+dragon+vic's ship
Is Bran going to warg into Jon?
Also, what happened to /got/? I haven't been here in a while.
>>63562745
mods killed it, it became too cancerous
>>63562745
The mods want high quality threads such as the one on the front page at this moment.
>>63562753
Did they kill all the generals, or just that one?
I mean what the fuck.
>>63562774
bretty sure they still have doctor who ones
>>63562774
Only that one
>>63562774
Just gotg. That was back before Hiro took over though, I think gotg could reform now that the heat has died down, but people are too spooked after how many were banned.
>>63562755
>thread about sex life
>meme thread
>anime thread
>bane thread
>capeshit thread
>/pol/ thread
>another bane thread
>another capeshit thread
Top fucking kek. Glad that the janitors keep the quality up by banning /got/ and they don't even ask to be paid for it!
I never get to visit /got/ before. Can someone explain to me why the thread is cancerous?
>>63562944
stannis posters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37tqLT7LxYc
>>63562944
Jonfag redditors
>>63562944
Maisieposters
How did 20 good men sneak up on a army
>>63563096
They were breddy gud men
>>63563096
D n D
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>>63563096
THEY KNOW THE LAND DABID
>>63561435
>New
Are you a time traveler from two weeks ago?
>>63562660
Not going to happen.
That would require GRRM to release something.
>the amount of reddit in this thread
just let /got/ stay dead pls
>>63562140
Greenland to NA isn't too far you know
>>63562944
Everyone is either turbo autist Marcus or accused of being Marcus
but occasionally when the autistic shitflinging died down a bit there could be real gems, serious discussion and great hilarious stuff
The offseasons between 1 and 2 and between 2 and 3 were glorious
>>63563270
>offseason between 1 and 2
Topek. Spot the redditor pretending to be an oldfag.
Seven 'ells!
>>63563281
it's been a few years, mixed it up and forgot, give me a break m8
>>63561792
nope, just urine
>>63563355
Just go home, people like you got the general banned.
>>63563361
Fuck you cunt I don't go on reddit
This kind of no you are the cancer no you backandforth, that is what got the general banned
>>63563382
Being called a redditor doesn't mean you literally go on reddityou redditor
Is that poster legit? Can't find any entertainment sites reporting it.
>>63563480
As fake as my vagina
>>63563517
Can you qualify that comparison? How real is your vagina?
>>63563472
what are you even so mad about. I legitimately don't understand
>>63561792
Nope. Which is a problem, cuz now Victarion aka Azor Ahai won't be around.
>>63563546
I think it's not real anon
>>63562137
>>63562738
listen you fucking mongoloid, how about you stop asking stupid questions and go look at the trailer yourself?
you can clearly see jons death was a vision. along with everything that happened last season.
TIME FOR YET ANOTHER SEASON OF HACK & HACK
>>63563758
the trailor doesn't specifically say though. I just shows Bran warging and Jon alive.
>>63561435
Is this worth watching? I heard its like a mix of lord of the rings and the walking dead.
>>63564629
it's nothing like either, just has the same annoying fanbase. And no it's not worth watching.
>>63561435
>new
>>63564413
>>63562687
Has anyone got more of these?
>>63564413
worth
>>63565141
ayy
>>63561838
Beggars can't be choosers faggot, not our fault your country only produces shitty entertainment
>>63561435
>>63561435
>>63561435
>''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''New teaser''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>Just reposts pictures of the old season
The hype is dead. D&D killed it with their absolute horseshit writing.
>>63562576
You should have seen it coming after what they did to Robb
>Herr, I'm gonna bring my wife to The Twins, I'm sure Walder won't mind at all!
>Fuck going North, I need the Freys to take the impossible to take giant mountain in the Westerlands
I mean at least he's not that fucking stupid in the book
>>63565440
>>63565243
>>63564413
>>63562687
these are hard to read ;_;
>>63565850
>''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''New teaser''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Fucking frogposter meme cunt
>Asha will never take you alive as a salt husband
>>63567785
>Asha
It's Yara though, because people might get confused between her and Arya (this is the actual reason for the name change). It's good to have contempt for your audience
>>63567853
It was actually because of Osha
Mophie
>>63564413
>peasant
Get your shit straight at least. She was a spunky foreign noble with a large ass.
>>63567853
>Arya
No it was Asha and Osha which lead to the name change to Yara.
>>63566008
This. The final season is just going to be a dumb, blunt, memetastic buildup to "I guess Jon becomes king and kills the white walkers". The winds of winter will never come out and even if it does it won't matter because the plot has already been told by D&D writing.
>>63561435
>They have no idea what is going to happen
Everyone involved in the production of this series including gurm.
>>63567853
It's literally not her tho, it's Yara+Vic.
WINDS OF WINTER WHEN
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>>63568491
Supposedly a few months before GoT airs
>>63568536
What's 'few'? Because it's fucking December and there isn't an official release date yet.
>>63568536
There is no reason to believe this until GRRM posts about it on his blog. You're setting yourself up for disappointment believing in unsubstantiated rumors.
>>63567785
But rises again, harder and stronger
All night long baby, I got all the salt you need.
>>63568613
I don't know nigga, I just get this shit off the internet, it's not like I stated it as fact
>>63568678
That's why I said supposedly
>you will never be Tommen's whipping boy
>We're from Fargoâ„¢
Fucking seriously?
>tfw the show probably wont have cool shit like the Northern Clansmen dressed as tress fighting Ironborn
Probably one of my favorite scenes in the book desu
>>63570057
Mate, snow bowl is going to be shit as fuck. About my only hope is that Sansa wargs into one of Ramsays dogs to give him that wound so she at least does fucking SOMETHING in this shitfest
>>63568491
> SO I CAN SPOIL THE SHOW SOME MORE
get cúcked bookfags :^)
>>63570215
Enjoy your quality show ending where Jon becomes king of all Planetos Showfag XD
>>63570215
>Implying the book and the show are even the same thing anymore
That ship has well and truly sailed, even been to /a/ where they get mad as fuck about "anime original endings"? Because that's what GoT is going to be
Is that Branfu at the end?
>>63561435
Is that the fucking Skyrim trailer voice dude? That fuckin guy man
YOU SHOULDVE ACTED
THEYRE ALREADY HERE
>>63570368
The "Skyrim trailer voice dude" was Max Von Sydow.
>>63565243
i prefer hilarious sidekick bronn
>>63570368
>Skyrim trailer voice dude
You mean Max Von Sydow you fucking pleb
>>63570368
>Doesn't know Max von Sydow
Get out
>>63570440
Sounds like him man especially "the ink is dry"
Also my question was 'is it him' not whats his fucking name. Why be a cunt?
>>63561435
I don't like this poster tbqh famaramaroo. That looks like a Spanish or Portuguese Galley. The Greyjoys are known for the more Scandinavia-esque Longships.
>>63565440
>no lady stoneheart
>>63570489
Because you're an underage piece of shit.
>>63570489
Because this a civilized board where we appreciate von Sydows roles in cinema for fucking decades, now fuck off
>>63570509
Yeah nah ur a cunt Max
>>63570523
>I literally haven't seen The Seventh Seal but feel the need to throw my weight around on an anonymous television and film image board about a shit videogame
Kill yourself
>>63570441
reddit confirmed
>>63570458
>>63570486
>>63570516
Well what'ya know it fucking IS him. Thanks faggots thats all i needed to know that the based man who voiced Skyrim went full plebe with game of shits.
Stay fat
Stay retarded
Stay contained
>>63562660
I can only imagine all those Jonfags claiming show is canon.
>>63570620
Skyrim is a pleb game you shit.
>>63570587
While I do agree with what you said, Reddit actually has a pretty good number of people who prefer the books to the show.
>>63570620
>Thinks Skyrim isn't pleb
Go back to /vg/ and jerking over you're waifu
>>63570624
My sides would be fucking gone.
>>63570620
>Skyrim isn't pleb
This redditor.
>>63562666
They guessed corectly. Allegedly.
>>63570686
The only thing GRRM had them guess was who are Jon Snow's parents. That's what they guessed correctly.
>people still thing the show wont end with Jon against Dany
THE STORY IS CALLED A SONG OD ICE AND FIRE
HOW FUCKING OBVIOUS DOES IT HAVE TO BE
YOU NEED A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER HITTING YOUR FUCKING FOOT?
>>63563096
They were 20 bretty good sneaky jews DABID.
>>63570649
>>63570668
>>63570681
This damage control
>"I-I knew it was M-M-Maxy i was just pretending to have it pointed out to me"
kek
KEK
>>63570738
Why does the title make you think they will go against one another, they could end up together for all we know.
>>63570761
What are you even talking about you actual moron, we were saying Skyrim is a shit fucking game and that's it.
>>63570761
What the fuck are you on about? I'm not the retard who called Max "the Skyrim voice dude"
>>63570761
Read the fucking comment chain before you reply you newfag.
>>63570770
Because both Mary Sues joingin forces against the evil of the icy north would be such a bold and brave twist, right?
>>63570792
>>63570795
I literally asked if it was the same guy from skyrim doing the voiceover for the trailer
You sperg about "muh max von whogivesashitthismyboard"
How furious can you faggots get? Lets see
>>63570842
And then you implied Skyrim isn't pleb, when it's the most pleb game out there.
>>63570842
I like to think this board is populated by people who actually have seen films, not /v/emer fucks like you who eat Todd Howards asshole for fun
>>63562687
I like how the font goes from Times New Roman (I think) to Comic Sans
>>63570878
>>63570932
>this backpedaling
Coulda just answered the fucking question but you just keep fucking up.
>>63570722
Now that I think about it, you might be correct.
>>63570368
>>63570620
>>63570761
>>63570842
This is the kind of scum GOT has brought here.
Fucking hell.
>>63570989
>this damage control
You literally didn't know who Max Von Sydow was and you're on a film board. Educate yourself and come back here when you're worthy.
>>63568757
>You're a nigger
So supposedly you're a nigger, I got this shit off the internet
>>63562606
GET
>>63570989
So let's go down of the list
>Hasn't seen The Seventh Seal
>Hasn't seen The Exorcist
>Hasn't seen Caberet
>Hasn't seen Flash Gordon
>Hasn't seen Conan
>Hasn't seen Ghostbusters 2
>Hasn't seen Judge Dredd
>Hasn't seen Minority Report
>Hasn't seen Shutter Island
>Hasn't seen Dune
These are his more well known roles, I don't think you belong here
>>63563625
Victarion aka Azor Ahai? Only if Ahai is an autistic man child
>Brother keked me, better kill my wife
>Someone uses a big word, better kill my wife
>Stepped on a lego, better kill my wife
>Wanted an onion, now that I got it, I DON"T want it, better kill my wife
>Killed my wife in autistic rage, better kill my wife
>>63571129
>Better wear full plate on a boat because I don't fear drowning
Fuck I hope he drowns to death
>>63561715
It has the Riverlands, Greyjoy plot so that will probably be good...
>>63571129
>Not wanting /r9k/ sitting on the iron throne
>>63571165
>drowns to death
>Greyjoys
>>63571240
Considering the Ironborn literally suicide by drowning but get brought back as baptism it seems the accurate term
>>63561435
>Greyjoy focus
D R O P P E D
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>>63571315
t. NorthernKek
>>63571315
lol fuck off
this is the best thing to happen to the show since S3
>>63563758
no where does it state that it was a vision, it felt more like a recap then a little "and brans back booooys, and he may of got mad warg training" thats all i got from it
>>63561435
>No new footage
>>63561806
Kek. Good one.
>>63571608
Jons "death", both in the books and the show is just an excuse for him to say fuck the nights watch whose vows only apply until they die. In the books I'd guess he finally receives Robbs letter that legitimizes him as a broken a fucked up guy like Beric was, not sure how Dick and Dom are going to handle that
>>63561435
>GoT S06E01
>Introduces a new character, boring as hell, no sight of Mannis, Sansa or Dany in the first episode
>some Ironborn intrigue bullshit
>Bran bullshit
>The Nights Watch without Jon, hints of resurrection if we're lucky
>>63561435
Serious question:
Why the fuck do you people still care? Show is bad since season 3 and latest episodes were fucking garbage. Everybody I know stopped caring.
>>63562660
Jon isn't dead in the books. He wargs into Ghost after Marsh shanks him.
>>63562576
Martin killed him too, if you can believe Ramsey's letter to Jon. Having Brienne do it was total horseshit though. I don't know whose dick that actress is sucking to have her kill Stannis and beat the living shit out of the best character on the show. That shit doesn't happen in the books.
Is zombie Cat ever going to show up? If they do it right, that could be fucking sick. My guess is they'll drop the ball though.
>>63572088
Lady Stoneface and Aegon are never going to show up in the show mate, it's the streamline experience where everyone is black and white
>>63572163
>showfags will never experience the revelation that Varys is a merman
Get fucked
>>63562687
>Asha begs Stannis for her brother's life and spare him from being burned
Never happened. Theon barely showed up with fake Arya and that was the last mention of either Asha or Theon. Why would someone make this shit up? Just to make the showrunners look bad?
The books are great; they don't need embellishment.
>>63572272
She literally says to behead no cock rather than burn him
>>63572272
It is in the preview chapters from the Winds of Winter. I bet you don't even follow Gurm's blog, pseudo-normalfag.
>>63568491
If there's the same time between announcement of release date + actually releasing it, Gurm would have announced it yesterday.
In other words it's not before S6
>>63571608
> "they have no idea whats going to happen"
son are you retarded?
im preston jacobs ask me anything
>>63572760
Why did your work sharply decrease in quality following your Bran series? Did you totally lose it when you decided everything in the series was a lie?
>>63572331
I didn't know that. Can you post a link? I just read the paperback and the only preview chapter was Barristan getting ready to fuck up the Yunkai.
>>63564413
Again, this is wrong. He didn't just wife the bitch because he felt bad about popping her cherry. He fell madly in love with her and it had nothing to do with 'a moment of weakness' or being fucked up on milk of the poppy.
Taking her to the Twins was fucking idiotic though. Still, I can't be mad at the writers. Having that broad get repeatedly stabbed in her pregnant belly was probably the most visceral, affecting image in the entire series. The northerners will never forget.
Any word on Wyman in any of these preview chapters? I'm holding out hope, but I don't see how someone could live after getting sliced through 'four of his five chins'. Feeding the Freys their own relatives has to be the sickest revenge ever. Is that fat fucker even in the show? I don't watch it outside of jewtube clips.
>>63562576
>>63562687
Any hype I had for GoT died with Stannis. I could not possibly give a fuck less what happens. Let the ice zombies kill all the traitors and usurpers and be done with it.
>>63564413
Oh, and he wasn't 'taken in' by House Westerling. He took the castle. Kind of a big distinction.
Who writes these fucking things?
>>63573192
http://archive.is/eoIl that's the theon chapter
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/wiki/twow here's a link to other sample chapters
>>63561435
wow yea sick teaser, a bunch of old clips smashed together with a new scene of a closeup of a characters face for half a second right at the end
totally makes me interested in watching more 45 minute episodes of bad dialogue, shit acting, gross tits and asses, and then some starwars prequel level swordfighting with an edgy 14 year old twist in it
>>63573299
Outstanding. Thanks anon, you made my day. I'm out.
>>63572610
"going to happen" implys future events not the past which has alredy happened, which is what is shown in the trailer, you complete retard
>>63573322
You could always just go the fuck away if you don't like it. Why even come here?
>>63573479
>"i-if you-you don't like it t-then leave!! :("
because all it takes is a click of a button for fags like you to get butthurt trying to defend your terrible show
>>63571282
Except what is dead may never die...
>>63573636
I've actually never watched the show. I've only read the books. But I'm happy you feel like you accomplished something today. Keep up the good work, you lonely pathetic small person.
>>63573667
>except
What? except what? That phrase comes directly from the baptism
its the old teaser you fuck
>>63573863
>so much passive agresive bullshit
Not that anon, but come on, you just reach the level of the anon you are trying to insult.
BTW, watch the show just to get mad about how they got things wrong, at least that's what everyone who read the books does anyway
>>63565440
Don't forget the prostitute and philosophize scenes with spanish guy, tyrion and funny har scenes, funny har and viserys scenes, gay sex scenes, etcetc.
So much wasted time and potential.
It's not that they can't fit it in, it's just that they don't care.
>>63561435
Shit since it stopped following the books
>gurm will never finish ADOS
>show will become the official canon
>you'll never know what happened at summerhall
>syrio and other meme actors will be back in season 6
>dinklage will deliver barristan's speech
>stannis is dead
>manderly never existed
>dinklage will deliver manderly's speech
>No aegon
>no dornish master plan
>nymeria is dead
>Arya is maisie
>>63573863
>being this butthurt
>new teaser
>new
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>>63574314
>be David Benioff
>4 am, sitting alone and throwing scratched ideas in the fireplace
>the phone interrupts my deep meditation
>it's Weiss, sounding like he found the cure for cancer
>"DABID"
>"DABID"
>he's out of breath
>"DABID WAT IF AN ALIEN IS HUNTIGN RAMSAY THRU THE FOREST
>my pupils widen
>Weiss can barely articulate the pure raw emotion coming over him
>"DDD...D...DABID WHAT IF R...RAMSAY TAKES HIS SHIRT OF AND STARTS HUNTING THE ALIEN WITH A CHOPPER"
>with those words all reality breaks
>i can only see a shirtless ramsay fucking up an alien
>it's so fucking rad
>i start demolishing everything in my office in a frenzy
>Weiss is on the other line through the entire ordeal, screaming his lungs out
>then a realization hits
>there are no aliens in GOT
>i cry
>all i wanted was a good show
>a fun show
>i pick up the phone and scream inarticulately at Weiss
>no words are needed - he understands me immediately, he starts weeping
>this goes on for 10 minutes
>"d...david"
>"david what if sans get"
>"what if sans gets raped by ramsy"
>not sure if i heard him correctly
>"what if ramsy burns stans food david and then stan has to kill sharon because he has no food"
>irony taste in my mouth, realize it's blood
>"y.you mean to eat her?"
>"NO, to win the war DABID!!!"
>grab my dick with my left hand and my idea crayons with the right
>ramsay could probably do it with about 20 good men, i realize, he knows the land
>"DABID BAD PUSSY BAD PUSSY DABID"
>don't know what that's about but it sounds rad as fuck
>write it down also
this still makes me laugh
khaleesi looking good
>>63571096
HYPE
>>63575455
do you think we will get the shitting brown water scene this year?
would anyone be interested in watching a stream of the Telltale Game of Thrones adventure?
I got like 80% of the forresters killed on my last playthrough
>>63575585
She's gotten too fat to squat down.
>no interest in seeing s6
>hear it's greyjoy, riverla(n)ds and bran
picked back up, don't disappointed me D&D
>>63575652
fuck, i was looking forward to that
>>63561435
Hmmm quite nice
>>63575585
no, the dothraki already found her
plus we already got the scene. you had to watch close but it was there
>tfw Roose the Goose will next season
>>63561435
is jsnow kill?
>>63575380
>NO, to win the war DABID!!!!
this remains my favourite thing from /got/ threads
>>63574344
please dont shill that sperg here
>New teaser
It's been out for like a month you fucking tool.
>>63576026
>you will never be Roose's Plump wife
End my life
I just wanna see how big the dragons are this season
>>63576994
they wont be much bigger as there is no real time skip
see >>63575455
dany's storyline will pickup right were it left off so in theory they shouldnt have grown at all but you know D&D7d
>>63577079
They've grown substantially from season to season
>>63577116
there were substantial gaps between previous seasons
several months to a year have passed in some cases. filming leaks for s6 suggest dany's storyline starts in the field where we last saw her in s5
there could be a skip mid season so they are bigger at the end of the season
Reminder that there's no Stannis because he's fucking dead.
>>63562576
BTFO
>>63571543
Yeah, it's going to be so great seeing them rape and shit on the greyjoy material.
>>63572088
>if you can believe Ramsey's letter to Jon.
>>63577714
lmao their tears never end
>>63561435
>new
FUCK YOU
>>63573243
>Any hype I had for GoT died with Stannis.
Have faith bro. Stannis remains alive in the books. Fuck the shitty GOT fanfiction.
>>63573243
you dont want to know what happens to Davos?
>>63577714
>>63578500
>Actually falling for the D & D Ruse.
The cut away before the blade hit stannis made it pretty clear that he never died. or its just a double ruse
>>63563096
>20 good men
you moron. he was talking about twentie goodmen. a legendary mercenary.
>Greyjoy story-arc is probably one of the best parts of the ASOIAF series.
>D&D decide to cast Euron as a Swedish fuccboi and completely cut out the rest of the characters
Gee, can't wait for Season 6
>>63578615
Never change.
>>63571190
jorah will never be king tho
>>63578615
Normally, I'd agree that every off-screen death isn't really a death. Does anybody believe that the Hound won't be back at some point?
But, D&D fucking hate Stannis. He'll be the only character who gets a real, permanent off-screen death, because D&D are massive faggots who never even tried to understand his character.
>>63578615
> D&D are massive faggots who never even tried to understand his character.
This. I will never get over one of the behind the scenes clips where they say ambition and desire to be king were Stannis's driving character traits.
>>63579683
>desire to be king were Stannis's driving character traits.
in my mind He has a massive obsession with Duty and believes that he must press his claim no matter what. His other trait is that he is a massive boring bastard who hates Drinking/feasting and fucking. Stannis is pretty Anti-fun desu
I am supposed to get hyped by the trailer?CBOFQPTUJOH IJKBDLJOH
If they cancelled this show after Season 1 it would've gone down in legend as the best TV fantasy adaptation ever.
>>63581018
if GRRM died after the first book it wouldve gond down in legend as the best fantasy novel ever
>>63562183
They definitely used long ships, at least as far as the books went. They would sail into rivers when they went raiding inland, and you need a boat with a shallow hull to manage that.
>>63563249
Over the north atlantic that's far enough. That area of the atlantic is pretty rough and dangerous water. In ships like that it's an impressive feat.
>>63581150
>not gene wolf
you have bad taste in tv and movies, and lit, go to reddit.
>>63578884
>he's a nights watch member
>in Westeros
>on an ice wall
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he dismisses opinion he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack and flexes his hand
>he beheads people he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of counting food stock
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move into a real castle
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides ham
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
>>63581468
only someone who frequents reddit knows what its about
if you took that post seriously then you are haeving problems
>trailer is just clips cut from the previous seasons
>5 fucking months until the new season
Too early to get hyped.
Weren't these the guys whose bravest and best warriors fled from a shirtless guy with a sword and a bunch of dogs?
I find it hard to take them seriously now that Ramsay has 20 good men.
>>63581658
there were at least 40 good men off screen that you didnt see
he had an entire dreadfort full of good men at his disposal
>>63567785
>tfw I had a gf who was a huge Greyjoy fan and nicknamed me "Salty," but left me because of my extreme alcohol addiction>tfw I loved her but never managed to tell her because she left me the same day I was going to tell her
Just watching the scene with Stannis' dead kids preserved in goop. Another example of D & D's quality storytelling
Max Von Sydow as Bloodraven. That's a good cast, at least
Why isn't this show going 13 seasons with a budget of 400 million per? Where is Ser Kyle Condon? Or Jonelle Cerwyn? Master Gormon? Why haven't there been any episodes detailing the history of House Cordwayner of Hammerhal?
Ugh this isn't even an adaption anymore. It's just fan fiction.
>>63562183
>reading the books for the first time
>at blackwater
>meticulous description of the fleet
>damn near all of them were galleys with minimum 70 oars, up to 300
Why did we get stuck with such shit?
>>63582419
cause that would be boring as fuck to sit through all that
there are companion animation stories that give lots of lore if you need to see the stuff you have already read
>>63561435
OH MY GOD GUYS IT'S A NEW GAME OF THRONES TEASER
>>63583383
>>63583383
>>63583483
wew lads
>>63571250
based euron greyjoy you mean
statscunt on suicide watch
>>63561435
WHERE
IS
VICTARION?
Motherfucker better be in this
>>63583926
probably merged into another character's arc, like Darrio. Euron is more interesting anyway.