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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
>>63559526
>gets murdered in his sleep by his own apprentice
doesn't seem to wise to me
sounds like a shit play
>>63559526
I'd rather hear the story of Darth Icky the Gross
>>63559759
Maybe later, first you must hear the story of Darth Insanius the Damaged. He was so insane and so broken that his mom...completely freaked.
He was a good friend
>>63559526
Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create canon. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from becoming Legends.
Unfortunately, he taught Snoke everything he knew. Then Snoke replaced him in Episode 7. Ironic. He could save others from non-canon status, but not himself.
>>63559596
He was killed in his sleep by the person telling the story. Sheev isn't going to downplay his accomplishment.
>>63559526
Is it possible to learn these memes?
>>63559976
kek
>>63559526
Yes. He got trapped in the body of his astromech droid when his apprentice betrayed him. He went on to use the son of Skywalker to enact his revenge. He was a good friend.
>>63561276
not from a redditor
>>63561360
No wonder he got the Ewoks to worship him. He will probably use them to conquer the Galaxy in episode seven. Not really though, it is just a complete rehash of a new hope.
>Snoke
wait
this is actually his name?
>>63561422
3PO isn't an astromech droid brah, R2 is.
>>63561558
Yeha m8, his full name is "Snoke Plagueis"
>>63561696
Stop bullshitting.
His name is Snoke Foryou.
It's obvious in this scene that Sheev didn't kill Plagueis. He just made it sound like he did. But his tone was really deceptive to the viewer, not Anakin. Anakin is dumb, nigga.
>>63559596
>In the novel Sheev makes him drink until he passes out and then kills him
based Sheev
>>63559888
Underrated AND unchecked
/tv/ really is slipping
>>63561786
So another stolen Bible story in a Star Wars novel.. like all the rest. Shit lit is shit bro.
>>63559596
You could say he got sheeved in his sleep
>>63559526
>"now before i go on and commit mass murder on my fellow jedi and slaughter dozens of innocent children and help overthrow an entire republic, can you explain to me in a few details how it might be possible to save someone from death?"
>Powerful sith jedi master
>Still needs to sleep
lmfao pathetic
Why do siths feel the need to kill each other off instead of working together to get their plans going?
>>63559526
He even had the power...to save pregnant women from death by childbirth...this probably doesn't interest you though...
>sheev turns to the camera slowly and winks
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Moot the Wise?
>No.
>I thought not. It's not a story the Redditors would tell you. It's a 4chan legend. Moot was a webmaster, so powerful and so wise, he could use the internet to influence the anons to create...memes. He had such a knowledge of 4chan, he could even keep the memes he cared about...from dying.
>He could actually...save memes from death?
>4chan is a pathway to many memes some consider to be unnatural.
>What happened to him?
>He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was...losing his power, which eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his girlfriend everything he knew, then his girlfriend keked him in his sleep. Ironic...he could save memes from death, but not his relationship.
>Is it possible to learn this power?
>Not from a Redditor.
>>63562051
There's a reason it's the greatest story ever told, anon. :)
>>63559888
He could actually... stop his mom from freaking? Is it possible to learn this power?
>>63563338
>not darth bane the big guy
You had one job.
>>63563338
this is pretty good.
>>63559888
i check them and r8 it HAHAHA/5
>>63559888
> possibility to create whatever you want in the star wars universe
> make another palpatine/voldemort clone
JJs lack of creativity really disturbs me. Fucking hack
>>63563399
Not from a hothead
>>63562098
No, just trust me, doesn't this face look like one you can trust?
>>63559526
>Padme may or may not die during childbirth
>I must kill these children to save her
>wait what
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Saint Nicolas the Jolly?
It's not a story the humbugs would tell you. It's a Christmas legend. Saint Nicolas was a Dark Lord of Christmas so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...presents. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from getting coal.
>>63559526
What was that you just said?
....about Mein Keimpf?
Uhh, sir. How do you know about all these sith stories? I mean, it's kind of strange for you to first order me to kill an unarmed man, which is against the way of the Jedi and now tell me you are actually acquinted with the dark side.
>>63564427
Would this face lie to you?
>sith has to be white human males
JJ is an idiot
>>63564507
>Using the word "sith" at all and not "the empire".
Shiggy diggy my niggy
>>63564427
Wait, what was that you said? About Mein Kampf?
>>63564079
JJ has never been good with villains. Just look at Nero from Star Trek. That's the level of villainy you should expect, some dude who just keeps shouting "REVENGE" for no reason and whose plan makes zero sense
>>63561360
deepest lore
>>63562051
And the bible stole it from other places
>you are now aware that humanity existed for long enough that most "normal" stories are just copies of others
>>63568586
basically every story that has a hero is the copy of the epic of gilgamesh. which is probably the copy of something older.
>>63567176
JJ has only ever been good with one thing: "gritty" sci-fi special effects (as opposed to flashy, happy ones that are the norm). He's not merely bad at everything else, he's absolutely anti-good at it.
>>63559526
>later, after Anakin kills Windu
>"I'll do anything you ask, just help me save Padme. She's in danger of dying from childbirth even though she's one of the richest women in the galaxy."
>"....I actually don't know how to do that. But hey, maybe we can work together and figure it out! Do me a favor and murder all the Jedi first."
>"Okey dokey"
>>63568898
I guess Anakin thought he was already too deep in shit to quit.
>>63569066
Doesn't explain why he thought Padme was in danger of dying in childbirth in the first place, though.
>>63559526
> 4 years
> 4chan
> 4 you
>>63569152
Haha.
>>63569113
He had a vision of her death (which Sheev created)
>>63559526
Why would Anakin ever have heard of an old Sith lord? Do they teach those kinds of stories in Jedi school?
It's like going to a Christian school and being taught stories about Islam.
>>63569467
Christian schools do have classes about other religions and how evil they are
Cant woke the Snoke
>>63569420
So if Sheev had shown him a vision that Padme was going to die of strep throat, Anakin would have had the same reaction? Or would have have said "wait a minute, we live in a civilization so advanced that I have a perfectly-functioning metal hand and nobody bats an eye. Of course we have antibiotics."?
>>63569698
*or would he have said
>>63569420
>which Sheev created
[citation needed]
>>63569467
soon in england..
>>63569605
as it should
>>63564427
Considering none of the other Jedi could detect the Emperor because he was using force powers to cloud their minds or some shit, that's literally a thought he can't have.
>>63569749
>as it should
>>63559526
No and do you mind I want to watch the rest of the Opera
>>63559526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StaWDgQD6Gg
>>63569730
It was in a novelization but I guess that's noncanon now
>>63569766
That's dumb
Why didn't he just cloud Luke's mind to join the dark side?
Why didn't he just cloud Ackbar's mind to lose the battle of Endor?
Why didn't he just cloud Mon Mothma's mind to suck his DICK?
i am just going to post this because i like it
have a good day
>>63561401
kek
>>63570591
kek; upvote tbqh
>>63559727
>Anakin Emperor Palpatine is evil!
>No way, the Jedi are evil Obi Wan
Why as Anakin literally retarded?
>>63564258
>>63559759
>>63559888
We have some funny fucks on here today
>>63570591
>luke's trip.webm
ahahahah!!!
>>63562134
Greed and pride.
I have seen a security hologram of him.... killing big guys..
>>63562134
>Why do siths feel the need to kill each other
the siths are envisioned as a pure kratocracy
>>63574836
Goddamn Chinese.
>>63569467
More like going to a Christian school and being taught some cautionary tales about Lucifer.
>>63570591
>>63559526
>Long time ago
>no DVD about Darth Plagueis
