Are you going to stand up and cheer in the theater when he gets killed by Kylo Ren?
>>63539893
>assuming I'm going to pay money for it
l o l
>>63539976
this
>giving disney money
top kuck
>>63539976
This guy gets it.
>>63539893
>in the theater
the what?
>in the theater
>wanting to get shot
> black man enters the theater
> you think its ops pic related
> he pulls out a hand gun and starts to shoot people
> everyone claps
> its an american theater
> they think its a real 3D experience
> the theater falcons know better and retreat from their post to take a hot shower
> some guy mumbling something about theater keks as he drops his tomato and wrapper on the floor
> somebody slips on the tomato slice during the panic
> that someone was tomato guys friend
> he has activated the no singles policy on himself
> he tries to make friends with the shooter
> gets shot and dies before the singles policy enforcement team barges through the doors
> everyone is forced to consent to penis inspections
>>63540114
If I found myself to have paid to see the new Star Wars in the theatre, I'd want to be shot.
>>63539893
He isn't getting killed. He's a main character that you'll have to put up with for two more movies.
>>63539893
Do you want a chimpout? Cos that's how you get a chimpout.
>>63539893
If he actually dies, I will go see the film.
No, I'm going to clap when they kill Han so people will get angry at me
>>63540203
Sounds like a plausible scenario
>>63540203
I shouldn't have laughed at this
>>63539893
If that actually happens, I'll have a big smile on my face for the rest of the movie.
he doesnt die, he only loses an arm
i'm not going to see the movie actually
sorry lad
>>63541410
It's like ceramics.
>>63540203
6/10 no crab legs
I will bump this now
>>63541613
that dog is two dogs :3
>>63539893
>>63540203
WHERE'S THE CRAB LEGS EGGMAN?
>>63541410
honestly it's excessively potteristic that they even thought the fight had to end with him losing a body part. I mean it's not like that even means anything at this point.
>>63539996
Yeah, man, screw Disney. The only popcorn flicks I pay to see are from cool studios like Marvel and Pixar.
>>63541410
He will get Qui Gon'd for sure
>>63542009
>Fuck Disney
>Cool studios like Marvel which is totally not owned by Disney
Geee batman
>>63542049
Your autism is showing.
>>63542120
Your lack of knowledge is showing
>>63539893
From all the trailers this lad literally looks like he's the only one acting.
Gleason and Boyega are the only two who are going to be good in this flick.
>>63539893
>Are you going to stand up and cheer in the theater when he gets killed by Kylo Ren?
kek.
JJ isn't going to kill the token black.
>>63542120
the irony
Katheleen whats her face producer literally patted John on the back and acknowledged he was coming back for 8 and that work starts in January. I think they did some kinds of panel.
She acknowledged Poe and Phasma would be coming back as well.
Finn will be sticking around. Hope u arent mad.
>>63542216
I think Phasma will be really cool to see, at least /tv/ hasn't come up with any significant reason to hate her. Having Poe back means he might have a larger role in 8.
>wife pre-bought tickets to new star wars flick
>she's as excited as me
>normal boring cinema, only have to tip the ticket ripper
>wife gives the ripper the tickets, he smiles and says second one on the left
>large auditorium setting, completely full of couples
>think it's weird since Star Wars is a kid flick but don't care
>previews roll, all for comedies
>lights finally dim
>super excited, wife's just about to squeal in delight
>opening scene is a chair with a black background
>confused, thinking about the lack of space and shit
>Blur of orange as Louis CK comes on screen
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Louie's travelling kuckshow!"
>realize in horror that wife didn't buy tickets to Star Wars
"Alright, let em out!"
>the familiar humming of Uptown Funk is heard
>line of swarthy Nubian men, darker than the depths of space file in, humming
>all the white women are clapping and jumping excitedly, wife runs down immediately
>Louis smiles at the camera
>designated theater shooter appears and shoots every single white man in attendance
>as I lay bleeding out, my last vision is my wife getting spitroasted
Feels bad, I missed out on the premiere .
>>63542249
I wonder if Gwendoline is doing an accent.
She got easily the biggest cheer of the new cast at comicon and I can't decide if her doing her regular voice in a Stormtrooper outfit sounds like a stupid idea or not. I hope she has helmet-less scenes.
They all make a really good air band, no way they aren't coming back after this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbKvGl6igRc
>>63542294
is she a normal human behind the mask? would be cool if she had different colour hair, skin and eyes or something.
>>63542337
PHASMA?
WHY DOES SHE WHERE THE MASK?
>>63542398
FUCK
>>63542470
She's a big girl.
It'd be cool if they make him turn to the dark side
>>63540203
>not bringing a trained falcon to take down shooters
>>63539893
I will stand up and cheer when Daisy gets creampied by this big black bull
>>63542470
4kylo
>>63542398
Because they know they can get you reddit manchildren with a forced bobby fett clone
>>63539893
Yep, me & everyone i'm going with are going to cheer when Kylo wrecks this ugly ass ape
>>63539893
No, but I will cheer when he gets btfo by Rey and serves as an example of what happens when you mess with a girl!
>>63543406
What did you mean by this?
>>63540292
He may have a smaller role on the sequel. See Jar Jar.
YOU THINK
>leans towards monitor
YOU THINK I'LL
>gruffs
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Can someone paste that copypasta in this talking style. Thanks anons!
finn isn't dying.
