They unJUSTed Apocalypse
Bravo Singer
>>63539207
>all that multicultural cast
pandering to tumblr the movie
I don't even know what capeshit is this from anymore, they all start blending in.
Is this x men?
>>63539286
Yes
jesus christ look at that schnauz tho
>apocalipstein
>>63539253
Yeah, I can't believe Singer invented Storm and Jubilee just to cast a bunch of non-whites. These characters were never in the comics. The asshole!
>>63539253
Yea why the fuck do there have to be chinks and black people in these movies. In my town we onlyhave whjte people so why cant the movie be made for me? Its just not fair! God i hate those stupid PoC
>>63539485
Do you get it now?
>>63539207
No you fucking numbskull, those characters were already different races in the comics, so doing a multicultural cast is keeping accuracy and is praiseworthy.
If they took all the white people and turned them into black people for no reason, then that would be forced pandering.
But this is one of the few recent movies where that's not the case.
>>63539415
Well he is originally from Egypt so there is a chance he could be at least part Jewish..
X-Men is my favourite capeshit. The heroes have interesting powers at least, not like avengers.
>>63539253
How many times have you been fucked in the brain, retard?
>>63539207
Why is Wolverine not one of the 4 Horsemen? The ending of DOFP sets it up perfectly and it would have been refreshing to see an X-Men movie where Wolverine doesn't save the day but is actually one of the villains.
>>63539207
If Magneto doesn't end up killing Apoc, I'll be very disappointed.
Then again, if they don't do something unpredictable, it will also be disappointed.
>>63539207
His voice is so shit though
TRAILER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COvnHv42T-A
>>63539719
>Apoc stands over Magneto
>HAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOL NO MAN CAN KILL ME
>suddenly Magneto changes into (not blue) Mystique
>I
>AM
>NO
>MAN
![dNVvntX[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/yeEOfMn.gif "dNVvntX[1].gif")
>>63539485
>>63539584
>>63539207
Why do half of the characters have mohawks?
>>63539688
Jews have nothing to do with historical Egypt, the notion of Jews ever being in Egypt is pure Hebrew mythology.
>>63539719
If Magneto doesn't turn out to be a huge dick and the final person they have to fight at the end, I probably won't believe I just watched an X-Men movie.
>>63539755
like pottery
it precious
>>63539806
The trick is that he's NOT a huge dick. He's looking out for mutantkind better than Apoc; arguably better than Prof X.
He's just not doing what is best for non-mutantkind.
>>63539755
I wouldn't even be surprised if something like this ends up happening
>>63539755
>yfw they pull some shit about mystique traveling back in time and being his mother
>>63539760
Do you have something against mohawk storm? She has the most prominent mohawk, and that's very intentional.
>>63539719
>>63539806
>>63539806https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onslaught_%28comics%29
>Why is he so little?
Apocalypse is taller, in the comics and in the cartoons.
>>63539755
Only if she was disguised as Magneto while wearing Iron-Man armor. That way we get three WTFs in ten seconds.
>>63539759
>Oh no, facts! My only weakness!
>>63539661
they turned Apocalypse from purple to black, just like turning Kilgrave from purple to white
why is capeshit racist against purple people?
>>63539759
God that chick is sexy, sauce?
>>63539253
this nigga is baiting hard.
boku you fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JEbnWl8iz0
![OscarIsaac[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6sr7R1I.jpg "OscarIsaac[1].jpg")
Oscar Isaac is lucky he's so unrecognizable as just from the trailer this looks like his worst ever performance.
At least he is having fun I guess.
Shouldn't apocalypse be bigger like in the comics? And shouldn't he be purple?
>>63539882
that's why he's so angry, hes a manlet
>>63539769
>Jews weren't slaves in Egypt
>that glorious burgerland education system
>>63539730
NO
>I am the rocks of the eternal shore, crash against me and be broken!
DROPPED
>>63539769
>never heard of the Hyksos
>>63539932
did you watch the trailer? he gets huge in one scene
>>63539932
if you look at the trailer he seems to have the ability to grow.
![Okay-GIF[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/MPbOW3T.gif "Okay-GIF[1].gif")
>>63539914
>getting mad about a joke
>fact
>>63539760
It's the 80's.
Holy shit that's oscar issaac?
>>63539960
>>63539957
But where are his horn things?
>>63540004
thats galacta
>>63539882
manlets rule hollywood
>>63539932
>>63540004
That's Galapagos not apracot lips.
>>63539207
So these movies are no longer prequels, right? Because there's no way all these events would have happened before the original X-Men and no-one remembers it.
That was nightcrawler in the trailer right?
How does nightcrawler exist yet when he's supposed to be mystique and the red devil's kid?
>>63540004
Lol fuck off.
>>63539936
It's true. Not only were the jews not even remotely involved, the pyramids weren't even built by slaves. The pyramids were as much a product of economic utility as they were religion/status- the egyptians needed something to keep people occupied during the months when the nile flooded and they couldn't farm or do their normal stuff.
>>63539755
dont give them ideas
>>63539882
look not small to me there
>>63539932
Thats Galactus and you know it. Don't bait.
>>63540083
Wait, you're telling me the movies aren't word-for-word adaptations of the comics?
MIND BLOWING.
Days of Future Past was so lame I don't know if I can fuck with X Men anymore fampai
![Shag11[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DeCRxFJ.jpg "Shag11[1].jpg")
>>63540065
I suggest you don't worry about those things and just enjoy yourself.
>>63540065
The last movie where Wolverine goes back in time changes the timeline meaning all the movies that came before part of a no longer exist anywhere except possibly in Wolverines memories.
>>63539207
>Storm bringing back the mohawk
Good for her
>>63539961
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
>>63540104
>5'11''
>6'1''
>>63540004
>>63539932
honestly you should do this in every Apocalypse thread, it has serious potential in the "pretending to make a basic misunderstanding" genre of memes.
>>63540104
He's a big guy
>>63540085
You should try reading a book and spending less time on /pol/.
>>63539688
well arabs are semites
>>63540085
>not just having a huge 6-month orgy
no wonder the Romans conquered them
How come archangel is in his 20s in 1980 and also in his 20s in the "not too distant future" (2010s)
>>63539759
>homersimpsonlaughingatconceptcreatedbyricharddawkins.jpg
>>63540231
Explain Cyclops and Emma Frost being teenagers in Wolverine Origins.
This shit doesn't have to make sense.
Reminder: Halle Berry STILL EXISTS
>Tfw they won't make him a cloud like he was in the last movie because the rights are back
I love marvel
>>63540085
Pyramids were granaries you idiot
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/upbkjGO.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>63540176
Assuming i was the one who made the joke in the first place
>tfw no huge jackman
>>63539207
is that skin diamond
>>63540192
He's called 1.jpg
Look at his filenames.
>>63540231
Because the timeline was altered by DOFP.
>yfw even capeshit is too complicated for you
>>63540018
What are you RETARDED?
Galacta was a ship that held the survivors of Capricious after the Cyclones attacked.
![GRU-002874[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ec2VGwU.jpg "GRU-002874[1].jpg")
>>63540277
>reminder that the main villain of the X-Men films is literally a grapefruit.
>>63540296
please, you'll need to explain more in detail why someone who was born in th 80s is now born in 60s because of the events of DOFP in the 70s.
>>63539719
Oh don't worry it won't happen. Instead mystique who is the most important mutant of all time will somehow do it even though you know Mags is one of the few muntants who is capable of doing something like that.
>>63539207
>They unJUSTed Apocalypse
>Bravo Singer
go shill on plebbit you lying faggot
>>63540192
>the "pretending to make a basic misunderstanding" genre of memes.
What is a meme?
How do you go from this
>>63540350
Timey wimey wibbly wobbly
They've ripped off his armor. It looks too similar sith inquisitor's default armor. That's cheap.
>from hot famke to disgusting GoT bong bitch
just like rebecca to jlaw
>>63539207
Apocalypse is suppose to look real bad ass, not look like Gandalf the purple
>>63540260
that's galactus
>>63540390
To this?
Is marvel retarded?
Why do the costumes look so fucking bad?
Not saying Marvel's are exquisite or anything, but these look like bad cosplay costumes.
>>63540266
You can`t store a lot of grain there desu.
>>63540426
It was funny the first time, now you're just forcing it.
Knock it off.
>>63540268
So not only are you talking out of your ass as far as whether or not he was joking, but you're also the type of faggot who inserts himself into conversations that have nothing to do with him.
I don't like you.
>>63540450
kill yourself namefag
>>63540450
>namefag
>expecting anybody to care who he likes and dislikes
Not even the guy you're replying too either.
>>63539253
Storm isn't black enough for me. But she's still cute, so I approve !!
>>63540450
>racebaiting namefag desperate for attention
kill yourself
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>>63540468
>>63540469
>>63540483
all me ;)
Why you all have no faith in Singer? Did he already made a bad X-Men movie?
i seem to remember people bitching about DOFP before the release too.
>>63540549
You retarded? m8. DOFP got a shit load of praise, even here at times. Last stand is the one everyone shitted on.
SO JLAW LITERALLY JUST FUCKING SAID
"NO MORE MYSTIQUE MAKEUP FOR ME!"
first one she had 7+ hours of makeup
second one it was a body suit and some makeup
now it's just FUCK YOU!
>>63540596
Did you brain forgot to comprehend that part : "Before the release"
That was my point, people were bitching and now they are praising.
what were they thinking?
how do you go from this
to this >>63540426
>>63539253
Its marvel the Mecca of sjw retardeness.
>>63540549
>i seem to remember people bitching about DOFP before the release too.
they literally only bitched about hating JLaw
Looks nothing like the concept
>>63539253
> feminazis amiright xD
>>63540678
that's fan art
>>63540678
Is that the Rock?
>no cable
why. i just really wanna see some cable.
>>63540675
You seem to forget where you are? Do you really think /tv/ was only complaining about that?
>>63540678
>wolverine for comparison
>wolverine isn't even in it
>>63540678
Concept art almost always looks better than the end product.
>>63540717
I think so
>>63539932
that's not nigger
and you see him grow in the trailer
post yfw there will be another quicksilver scene
IMAGINE being James McAvoy in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jennifer Lawrence, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fat body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be James and not only sit in that chair while Jennifer Lawrence flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that "acting". Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JENNIFER LAWRENCE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Scotland. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking James. You're not going to lose your future Bollywood career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>63540764
Isn't Wolverine like 5'4 as well
Will he do the rape face?
>>63539253
>implying post-Claremont X-Men comics haven't been like that
>>63540678
Wow, Wolverine is really, really short, huh?
>>63540935
>>63540996
>>63540905
He's 5'3 in the comic.
>>63540897
This could also be written for Sophie Turner, and it would fit the trailer a bit better.
>>63539485
I'm frankly disgusted that Mystique, who can look like anyone, was cast as a blonde white woman.
>>63539207
>magneto as part of the four horseman
why
>>63541000
DAT
FUCKING
ASS
AND
TRIPS
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>63541075
>>63541000
dayum
I thought Mesquite BBQ was supposed to be blue
>>63541119
>>63541154
I still miss this show. The only comic show that was better was TAS. Rogue's ass was godlike.
>Wahhhh I don't want to do my job as an actor and get into makeup for my role
>Also pay me more!
Bravo Jlaw
I cringed so hard when i heard Sansa
>>63540426
Did they ever explain why the fuck Apocalypse looks like a stuck up retard with too much blue make up in the movie?
>>63541298
>too much blue make up in the movie?
Can this be possible in a world that half the character are blue?
Hope Quicksilver gets more screen time
>>63541298
>>63541351
Doesn't it make perfect sense in a world where all the main characters are his descendants?
>>63539207
Could someone explain this JUST meme?
I've seen it around here and there but have no idea what it means
>>63541386
fat face
>>63541351
Apocalypse wasn't just a lame shade of blue
>>63541236 this and >>63540426 this looks retarded when compared to.
Movie apocalypse is just an armored middle aged blueish purple man
>>63541000
>>63541236
yesss
>>63541447
it just mean : they fucked it up
It come from that picture of the guy with a weird haircut. some guy added a caption : "barber : What kind of cut you want ? Guy : JUST fuck my shit up"
>>63541570
Ah. I see
>>63539882
He doesn't get big until his transformation.
>>63541000
>>63541236
>that fucking ASS
>drew that shit into a kids show
Didn't they give Jlaw a bodysuit in the last one specifically so she wouldn't have to do full body makeup? And she can't even be bothered to get into that?
Bitch.
I am a giant faggot please rape my face.
WHY DIDN THEY KEEP HIM HOW HES SUPPOSED TO LOK LIKE SOME DENCH MOTHERFUCKER!?
>>63542795
Christ every time I see that purple faggot I just know im nbever going to pay for marvel shit ever again specially xmen series
>>63541570
>>63541693
You're both literally Reddit.
Run Peter... run.
>But I am here now. I am here... for you.
What did he mean by this?
>>63539207
>Powerful mutant abilities
>Almost always look human and can activate powers at will
>boo hoo im oppressed by shitty humans
Fuck off.
>>63539755
10/10
>>63539207
They literally Brendan Justed him wtf are you on about you fat cunt???
>>63539755
this is actually going to happen
can't-wake-up.png
>>63540399
fox are so garbage
jlaw = fat face
munn = fat face
sansa = fat face
>>63539710
Could still be a third-act surprise they're keeping secret.
>>63542795
>top pic is some skinny long haired cosplayer in a suit and mask that's puts him at about 7ft tall
vs
>multi million dollar costume designer workshops
why are Hollywood people so fucking stupid
>>63540897
nice meme
>>63543812
they lose their baby fat when they grow into their older selves! :^)
>says it all
>>63540795
>>63540678
These could have been awesome.
>>63539207
Where's Huge Jackedman? I thought Mystique found him.
>>63540764
wolverine is in the movie dumbfuck
friendly reminder that jubilee is a super QT and will steal every scene she has in this movie
>>63539207
They never show blue Mystique. What happened to the "mutant and proud" shit?
>>63545122
Oh what the fuck, a capeshit movie with an asian that isn't deformed or alien looking?
Sign me up.
>>63545175
ayy lmao
>>63541483
>havent jerked off to animated porn in a decade
>this triggers you
>>63543995
FUCKING THIS!
>mfw fox
>>63545587
It's horrible how cute girls can turn into junkie looking fat adults with droopy faces.
>>63543995
wait thats really what DOOM looks like in the newest movie? Jesus H christ.
>>63545679
damn this sucks, shes gotten worse since the last time i looked her up
>>63545767
Looks like she lost some weight atleast.
Also I cringed so hard I got a cramp when I saw one of those mock wizard duels they do at cons.
>>63543995
Christ. Doom is easy to get right.
>>63545825
Even if they got the looks right they'd never gete the DOOM personality right.
>>63541000
>dem ass hips and trips
>>63540450
Miles morales is a faggot nigger. Peter parker is the only true spiderman. Can't wait for trump to win to put you niggers in your place
>>63546080
>Peter Parker
>Not SPOCK
>>63539207
That shit is so over design that it's become a freaking cartoon now.
Original design do not steal
>>63545122
your a stupid fucking faggot weeb go back to /a/ she wasn't in the plane when they head to the big fight they kill her off real quick and make a joke about how useless she was.
>>63543844
We know the 4 horsemen though. It's the four people in this movie with actual costumes instead of Mass Effect armor.
>J-Law
Dropped.
>>63540065
You mean like how everyone remembered the events of House of M?
>>63540426
When one of the images literally ahs the name on the joke stops being funny
>>63539755
>after credits scene
>it was actually Xorn pretending to be Mystique, pretending to be Magneto
>>63540104
You do realize this is not a real fight, right?
It's a mental battle.
>>63546827
Manlets have mindlets.
>that storm
Would blanda.
>>63539207
Still looks plenty JUST to me. Doesn't look like Apocalypse at all, am I the only one who's not blind here?
Apoc looks like that lame Power Rangers villain, don't even remember his name.
>>63546862
Fassbender probably already fucked her.
whats this new "pretending that galactus is apocalypse" meme
>>63547148
Isn't he homosexual?
He looks way too good and groomed for a straight guy(no homo).
>>63540620
do you actually like her as mystique over liking her as jewnifer lawrence?
>>63547193
Nah he has jungle fever.
>>63547126
Thanos?
>>63546766
Save us based Morrison
>>63547247
Think he means Ivan Ooze mate.
>>63547126
Grapefruit
>I'm here
>UUUU
Are we getting Sauron?
>>63539253
at least they hava a white male
ost ovies dotn even bother with that anymore
you know
cattering to main audience
>>63547350
In another director's hands the world building of the X-Men universe could be substantial. Maybe one day.
i like it
you guys set standards way too high for capeshit, especially when first class and days of future past have IMO been the best of capeshit lately since IM1 and CA1/2
>>63539207
>Jennifer Lawrence in the lead role
>>63546112
>Even considering any Spider-Man who isn't from the future.
>>63539207
>Bravo Singer
is he going to celebrate by coercing a teenage boy into having sex with him?
>>63541000
>ywn die from having your energy drained while eating rogue's ass
>>63539253
but x-men benefits from the variety of looks of the different mutants
>>63543995
Except... dumb fuck...
There is not a SINGLE good thing about the 2015 Doom design other than the creepy green glow.
While apocalypse looks great beyond the blue skin.
