>you will never be a rich attractive boy in 1920s France
>you will never fuck all your maids one by one
Watching this movie and Tendres Cousines made me feel sad that I will never experience this feels. Any other movies like this?
>>63531689
Movie?
>>63531710
Chronicles of Reddit
>>63531710
les cousin dangereux
>>63531710
L'ASCENSION DU CHEVALIER NOIR
>>63531710
What Every Frenchwoman Wants / Exploit Of A Young Don Juan
Virginie Ledoyen was in this movie. Such a cutie too
Save a bit of money and go to eastern europe/south east asia and your fantasy will become a reality.
You better have the stamina to go through with it
>>63531808
I am Southeast Asian. I want pure, cutie french chicks. Do they still exist nowadays?
murmur of the heart
>>63531838
Of course they do just not in the big cities anymore because of diversity
>>63531890
But I am the diversity. I am a 5'6 Filipino Master Race Man. Manletness dont really matter much in the mediterranean do they?
>>63531931
>5'6 Filipino Man
Might as well kill yourself now tbqh m8
>>63531931
>5'6
Hire a prostitue mate, no girl will look at you.
>>63531689
>eating sweaty, hairy pussy
>>63531931
Yeah, they fucking do. Don't know what's the equivalent of your height in meters, but in Italy you have to be AT least 1,70 to be taken seriously by women, unless you're very charismatic to compensate. And the average height here is even lower than mid/northern europe. I'm 1,79 m tall and in Vienna I wa one of the smallest around
>>63532091
>Not wanting to eat pussy
Faggot. Pussy is literally the only reason I haven't killed myself
>>63532228
>eating pussy
UNCA JUNE, HOW WAS BOCA?
>>63532091
>eating sweaty, PINK SOFT hairy FRENCH pussy
dem niggas from the jungle are destroying dat white race from france doe
>>63532252
>Not eating pussy
You have some real issues
>>63532323
>licking peeholes
not even once
>>63532091
>>63532228
>>63532252
>>63532283
>>63532323
Real men eat the ass.
>>63532342
Dude, pussy is the most aesthetical and delicious thing ever created.
>>63532344
Pussy>Ass
Lets not debate this.
>>63532344
This. Eating pussy is empowering for the woman, eating ass is humiliating for her.
>>63532395
Then more empowerment to women. They're equal to us
>>63532414
I'm talking about sex you dunce. There is no equality in sex, at least not when you want to have a good time.
>>63532395
only a fucking beta thinks like this
>>63532445
Here's a protip for you: The one who first uses the word 'beta' or 'alpha', is usually the beta.
Dat maid scene
Good taste op
>>63531781
>What Every Frenchwoman Wants
IS THERE TITS AND LONG DRAWN OUT SEX SCENES IN THIS MOVIE ANON?
>>63532466
shut up fag
>>63532373
>licking smelly, fleshy parts
>>63532504
>Not liking it
It's the best thing ever created
>>63532504
>the city of 18
>>63532545
it's just sex m8
>>63532466
Oh fuck up.
This is as terrible logic as "hating homos makes you a homo"
>>63532541
You're gay. You actually save that shit to your computer?
Go fap to your faggoty "feminine penis"
>>63532541
I hate you
>>63532573
>what is good memory and google search
I don't save shit like that
Dicks are just as disgusting, if not more
>>63532497
There are tits, but no long drawn out sex scenes.
Tendres Cousines is much more explicit but still tame compared to hardcore porn.
>>63532597
You need to get your head check
>>63532541
what a fag
>Not liking pussy
Since when did tv become lgbtv
>>63532504
you are actually the biggest virgin I have ever seen on fourchandotorg
>>63532702
>>63532675
>>63532622
gee, thanks
>>63532702
Is that supposed to be an insult?
>>63532725
Gee fuck yourself faggot
If you can't appreciate pussy, you don't deserve it
>>63532323
>>63532344
>real men lick genitalia
I hate this meme. When did that even happen? Is it an american thing?
>>63532373
>>63532687
>lapping up a filthy dick receptacle
kucks
>>63532761
No True Scotsman fallacies have been around forever. Faggots just apply it to whatever they're trying to put themselves up for, while simultaneously putting others down. Licking genitalia is fine, as long as you love the person.
>>63532753
>unironically liking a cavity between the legs of a woman that contains the parts from which she pees and bleeds every month, not to mention the amount of sweat that is generated there while walking / doing other shit
no.
>>63532753
If you're not a woman, you're definitely a pussy whipped faggot.
>if he doesn't appreciate my holes, i'll make my holes unavailable
No one cares. I got better shit to do.
>>63532786
Its a problem when you meet a girl who has seen all those REAL MEN EAT DA ASS post on facebook and twitter, and on your second date she expects you to clean her rear exit, despite neither of you finding any enjoyment in that awkward act.
>>63532822
Oh, I agree that normies spreading this idiot shit is detrimental to the pool of females you can select from, but there's not too much that can be done. I'm sure there's plenty of females that disregard that shit completely, whether or not they'd like to have their ass eaten by a man they're in love with.
>>63532799
I literally love that
>>63532799
I'm not even gay, but vaginas are as unappealing as armpits.
Bacteria havens, blood and piss everywhere.
Why would you ever stick your tongue in it?
>>63532845
You got system'd, mate. Popular culture brainwashed you so hard you cant even tell.
>>63532822
I swear nigger twitter and normie opinions being so in your face is dragging the average collective intelligence of people down the gutter. the average middle class person a decade ago wouldn't have to think about this degenerate crap now they're spouting ebonics and poorfag opinions
Wait, so you guys aren't meeming when you say you hate pussy? It's aesthetically pleasing to look at, and it tastes nice
What's the problem
>>63532877
Mouths are bacteria havens, full of blood and bile and spit, yet kissing is considered very aesthetic and beautiful. Thats not the side you should approach it on.
The fact is that many women only ask you to eat them for your benefit, because everybody is told how great it is. They may not enjoy it or even find it awkward and degrading, but they will still act as if its the best thing for your benefit.
You end up in a situation where both parties are engaged doing something they dont like instead of having sex, all for the sake of satisfying pop culture rules.
>>63532884
>biologically love pussy
>Hurr social brainwashing
I think you're gay
>>63532925
what if he is gay
>>63532925
Love FUCKING pussy, not licking it.
Unless you evolved to suck other men's cum out of women to increase your chances of getting her pregnant yourself.
>>63532889
They're gay dude.
Closet homosexuals.
These are the same faggots who like black dick and post it everywhere.
Fucking sad, really. Just embrace your interracial homosexual feelings lads.
>>63532761
Greasy dago wop detected.
>>63532889
>and it tastes nice
It tastes like sweat. There is no flavor difference between licking armpits and vagina.
You are deluded.
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Why I eat out desu
>>63532931
than he should get treatment for his insanity
>>63532916
However, you intake fuel from the mouth, not expel it.
If you put your meatstick in her flowermound, it's literally the same kinds of bodyparts fucking around.
That's all good.
You put your mouth down there, and you deserve whatever disgusting disease you'll pick up from that generate whore you're eating out.
>>63532877
Ahahaah
The sight of a pink fold even turns me on. Vagina is seriously the best looking thing
>>63532987
do you like beef curtains as well
>>63532916
>You end up in a situation where both parties are engaged doing something they dont like instead of having sex, all for the sake of satisfying pop culture rules.
Then you've got two idiots. It's a fucking platitude, but communication in any relationship is key. Finding out what each other likes is absolutely necessary in having a enjoyable life together, sexual or otherwise.
>>63532954
Ahaha make s sense. I always feel like I'm the only straight guy left on this board. The way they're so anti women to the extent of trying to find flaws in celebrities
>>63533013
Thank you for your revelating words. I am sure nobody ever thought of that, ever. You have guided humanity into a new age of enlightenment and knowledge.
Now wake up and realize people dont know whats in each others minds and often dont speak it.
If you speak your mind every time your woman will just leave you and thats a fact.
>>63533030
Back to reddit
>>63532963
What vagina have you tasted?
You're clearly a virgin
>>63533029
Are you overdosing?
>>63533049
Thats strange, I can bet my testicles that half the people saying how they love eating pussy have never been face to face with one. Still funny you brought it up first.
>>63533049
Ask your mother, faggot.
>>63532963
What the fuck am I reading?
>>63533007
Not him but I don't see anything wrong with it.
You guys have been brainwashed by porn and you're going to be disappointed when you finally lose your virginity.
If you're a biological male, and if you hate the look of vagina or the taste, you should seek medical attention immediately.
>>63533040
Do you know what platitude means? I prefaced what I said with that for a reason. And "often not speaking it" is what's going to land yourself into a shitty relationship. It's not about only speaking your mind, it's about being interested in what they feel and think. Who doesn't want to know that? Of course, I'm speaking in terms of relationship intended to last, not casual under-a-year relationships.
>>63533069
Oh god, my sides. You're such a woman.
>>63533081
assume the position kuck
>>63533081
>hate the look of vagina or the taste
You're simplifying it here. Different vaginas have distinct appearances and distinct tastes. It's about finding one that suits you perfectly, with the owner of it finding your dick suits them perfectly.
>>63533047
>/polgbt/
>>63533089
You are a man. You are laying in bed next to your wife of 10 years. You are reading a book when she starts farting. Its foul and loud and disgusting.
If you tell her about it in the morning, you are more likely to get in a fight and divorce than if you keep quiet. She will feel degraded and always think about it in bad moments, like when you are about to have sex. It may influence what she chooses to eat and may lead her to believe you dont feel attracted to her anymore. Over farts.
If you disagree with me here, you are being delusional. Honestly, people who think truth is the best way to keep a relationship have just not been in a relationship for any considerable amount of time.
>>63532954
reddit cukcs probably also actually think that giving birth looks BEAUTIFUL. fucking pleb level of thinking
Dare you enter the chamber of farts
>>63533081
If you are a biological male, and you feel the need to lick a vagina rather than fuck it, you are a failure of evolution.
Licking pussy is not a manly thing, not a heterosexual man thing. Its gay, if anything, like anal is.
Stop trying to reduce things to biology when your argument doesnt work for it.
>>63532504
Man, I feel sorry for the chick that had to step in as 18
>>63533040
Based men speak their mind.
Betas, keks, sjws and pussies don't use their tongue for what it's for
>>63533142
In a relationship that lacks the slightest bit of humor, perhaps that's true.
>Loud, foul, disgusting
Why would this be the first time in 10 years this has ever occurred? The sound coming from a woman can certainly be cute, the odor, probably not, but it would definitely be humorous coming out of nowhere. And if she were such a genteel gal that she would be offended in a laugh, she would have avoided doing it in the first place.
I've had a girlfriend that farted as she pleased, I teased her of it. I've had a girlfriend that upheld the idea that she never has in her life, and I teased her about it without never having witnessing it.
Your scenario is 100% male complaint, and 100% female listening. It's a give-and-take deal. Truth is absolutely key, but it's all about how you handle things. You're not dealing out the truth like some stern judge.
>>63533174
I love licking pussy.
I love fucking it.
You can't live without women.
Go back to Sodom and Gomorrah you MGTOW
>>63533238
You're right, bit please don't waste any more of your time on her. Yours is more valuable
>>63533238
>i would confront my wife on her bad farts
You are either lying or stupid, and in any case I wont waste more time here.
Hopefully you get better at life before ending in a JUST state.
>>63533174
bruh you lick that pussy to get that extra wetness before fuck her with your dick, do you even sex?
>>63533313
Not confront, I wouldn't have a problem with it. It's bad for under a minute, you joke about it.
>>63531689
eat pussy = beta
>farting
>ever
absolutely disgusting.
>>63533427
this
there's no other way to put it. you kucks
>>63533427
Not eating pussy=Gay
>>63533435
>not farting in social situations to assert your dominance
beta gay, i bet you dont even eat your girl's poop
r9k beta faggots with a pussy phobia tbqfh
>>63533734
Haha
/pol/hm/r9k/lgbt/b/ and /y/ all have pussyphobia
They literally fail at being meb
>it's a /tv/ tries to talk about sex thread
