JJ Abrams will listen to you for one minute.
What do you say to him?
who?
>>63529011
get anti knife vest
I have nothing to say to that kike
Your people are the key to all of this
>>63529011
h-hi! I l-like your movies, but I'm s-sure you're b-busy. Bye...
fuck you you piece of shit you are responable for all the negative shit i have to deal with in life you fucking asshole fuck i hate you so fucking much
>>63529011
14/88
Thanks for directing Star Wars. You truly are the savior of this shit franchise.
>>63529072
That would take you 5 seconds, tops.
>>63529011
See if I can remember those Louis CK routines they used to post here on /tv/
No black characters
>>63529011
You seem like an effective meglomaniac.
You have clearly put yourself in the position you are in by your own actions
You have proven to be efficient, build excitement and keep your team smiling
I worry you may not have a soul and implore you to consider the effect you want to bring onto the world
I'd ask for autograph and a picture with him like any, what do you call them, normie.
>>63529011
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
Cloverfield sequel. NOW.
>>63529156
Honestly, from what I've seen from these trailers, I much prefer Boogah Yoogah over that bland britbong.
>>63529045
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
HERE IS A LIST OF SHIT THAT YOU CAN FUCK...
>>63529176
Time for your meds, pal
hey man i like what ur doing keep it up
>>63529011
FUCKOFF JEW JAY
I LIKED FRINGE THOUGH
a third deathstar nigga? really?
also why the fuck did you cast ridley and boyega. you couldn't find anyone better? seriously?
>>63529011
Han DIDN'T shoot first.
>>63529011
Let someone who gives a fuck about making an original movie direct EP7. Go find another classic franchise to reboot in your banal style.
>>63529369
Literally involved with 1 episode, like Lost.
You fucking /tv/ newfags are absurd
Sir, You did Lost then some shitty Star Trek movies and a shitty MI movie - how the fuck did you get control of Star Wars?
Will Rian take any risks?
Have you prepped Boyega yet?
Did you get Boyega and Ridley drunk and lock them in a hotel room while watching them from the wardrobe?
Have you decorated your cukcshed?
Why do you think it's okay to be racist against white people?
>>63529875
Has he ever taken? His movies are all well written, safe pieces imotbqhwyf
>>63529999
Honestly, never seen a single Rian film.
>>63530018
Watch Brick and Looper, they are pretty good flicks
>>63529011
What does spielberg's dick taste like?
>>63529011
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
>>63529011
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO FUCK WITH STAR TREK?
>>63529011
Please dont make Luke the villain
>>63529011
>What do you say to him?
I would whisper softly in his ear
>Hitler did nothing wrong
>>63529011
Chill out with the lense flares.
That's what, like 5 seconds?
I guess the rest of the time would be awkward silence.
>>63530030
I decided to download looper after that post, thanks.
I fart in his ears for 58 seconds, and then say "this is what it's like watching your work".
>>63530110
Looper is absolutely awful.
>>63530143
I guess I will be the judge of that.
>>63530118
U N O
N
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Go die in a fire
>>63529011
Actually do something aojisfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck reddit.
>>63529011
Let's hit the strip joint !! Can you call Harrison out !?
>>63529011
Only have black female actors in the next SW-movies. And black-face Hamill, Ford and Chewbacca. And give them padded bras.
>>63531021
WOW 10/10 POST!
You're really starting to fit in.
>>63531063
I know, right. I'm really trying my best.
>>63529011
I'd thank him for finally getting me into Star Trek. I had no interest in the series at all until I saw the 2009 movie trailer. So to get ready for the movie I went and binge watched TOS. Saw the movie and loved it. Went back and watched all of the movies with the original cast. So.. that's what I'd thank him for.
Thank you for adding diversity to the movie and not just casting white people.
>>63529011
FUCK YOU FOR MAKING A WOMYN THE LEAD OF THE NEW STAR WARS YOU BETA KUCK FAGGOT
>>63531154
>Niggers = diversity
I'm so tired of this
>>63531246
The other male lead is Latino
>>63529011
JUST
>Jew Jew Plebrams : Nice to meet you.
Me: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with these fine trilogies. In the past twenty years you have caused myself, and the city of /tv/, a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take our beloved film and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego!
