What do you speculate would have happened if their marriage was discovered by the Jedi Council?
I don't think they would dare kick him out of the Order, right?
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>>63526783
well, they kicked out dooku for beeing a political ideologist
Every member of the Council would have sex with her as he was forced to watch. Holocron recordings of her pleasure would be taken, and then replayed as he was forced to perform the final sex act.
I bet Yoda can probably make someone orgasm just by thinking about it.
Lucas said that the Jedis of the Council can have sex, but not childrens.
He would have been kicked out of the order.
>>63526834
only windu you racist
>>63526817
dammit, I really wish you'd said murderer
>>63526817
I thought Dooku left on his own accord?
>>63526867
"size matters not" was just yoda's excuse for having a dicklet.
>>63526742
I think they will just kick him out like a priest committing adultery
>>63526876
Lucas doesn't know what he thinks.
>>63526817
Not a murderer
>>63526901
Except his midichlorian count probably hit like a shotgun.
>>63526742
A strong reprimand.
>>63526742
That's a really lovely wedding dress
>>63526901
Yoda was packin heat
>>63526911
Yeah, because someone like her is still a virgin. Sure.
>>63526946
Is she Muslim
Ki-Adi-Mundi got to keep his wives since it was a cultural thing.
>>63526876
What?
>>63526959
In pretty sure not being allowed to be married is different than being celibate
>>63526878
They would have let a spurned Jedi that was considered one of most powerful in the universe walk away with no strings attached?
Seems like a good recipe for Sheev to easily recruit him.....that should have been the plot to Episode III
>>63526973
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Polygamy
Goddammit.
>>63526876
>>63526973
if that's true, then why did Anakin have to hide anything?
>>63527011
Lmao the in-universe quote they used at the top is literally just "Of course."
>>63527025
>You're not allowed to get attached, so no marriage etc. He could pump and dump Padme if he wanted.
>>63526977
"Jedi Knights aren't celibate - the thing that is forbidden is attachments - and possessive relationships."
>>63526834
>5 minutes into holocron and chill and he gives you this look
>>63526973
>Wake up, Luke! Did I ever tell you about a Jedi Master Ki Adi Mundi and his wifes?
>>63527100
Why was his lightsaber purple
>>63526977
> Mundi was granted a rare exception to the Jedi Order's ban on marriage due to his species' low birth rate and had a polygamous family of five wives and seven children, although he tried to avoid developing emotional attachments to them.
You can have all the sex that you want. But not by feeling love.Just like modern feminism.
>>63526973
>>63527138
it was symbolic of grape kool aid
>>63527138
the color of the crystal that powers it, usually it is a pain in the ass to get a hold of those crystals, so they usually take whatever color they can get
Mfw i realized the jedi were basically taliban and the siths are the ones trying to establish order
>>63527394
Sith would have been really cool if it wasn't for the whole slavery and blowing up planets thing.Obviously those made them cooler but you get what I mean.
>>63527129
>Wake up, Luke!
I love this meme
>>63527169
>>63527025
They trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke
>>63530053
"Anakin! Killing younglings is evil!"
>>63526973
So you're saying it was all for nothing.
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>>63530378
You know what to do.
>>63527169
Why is he head the shape of a penis?
>>63530579
Symbolism
>>63527129
Luke literally spent the last 10-15 years in a cave talking to obi Wan who every day told him about a different wookiepedia page. I am curious to see the mental state that Luke will be in.
>>63530589
How to they breed? Does he shove his head up her arse?
>>63527169
Coneheads
>>63531275
I'm sure Wookipedia will enlighten you
>>63530625
>Rey, did I ever tell you about chairs? They were sometimes made of wood, they were good furniture
