I sat through the entire fucking thing, it was torture.
>>63522335
Walked out and saw American Ultra instead. This was fucking terrible.
This, Gone Girl, and The Ladykillers are the most insulting and condescendingly stupid things I've ever watched. Pandering to edgy millenials and redditors does not raise the quality of a film. I can't believe they are all certified fresh. I can't believe Gone Girl and Django won oscars. A joke. A complete joke.
>>63522335
Whats the movie about, OP?
>>63522424
Some people get trapped in a sauna, break the temperature regulator thing, and sit there bitching at each other as they die of heat stroke the whole movie. That's it. That's the entire fucking thing. I'm getting angry just thinking about the fact that I watched it.
>>63522399
>Django
>pandering to redditors and millenials
You have fair points about the content but I don't think Uno Farto panders to anyone but himself.
>>63522709
Sounds pretty solid
Probably Disater Movie or Buried.
this fucking piece of shit
>>63522399
>Gone Girl
Kill yourself
>>63522335
Locke is the worst movie I've ever seen
Honestly, I'm not sure what I was expecting with the premise
>>63522380
>walked out of a shitty movie to watch a shitty movie
>>63522399
>Django
>Gone Girl
>Ladykillers
Have you only ever seen like 5 movies in your life?
>>63523096
American Ultra was fucking Kubrick compared to 47.
probably either Mirrors or Date Movie
I guess I'd say Mirrors was worse because I actually walked out from how shitty it was. Date Movie I don't even really remember. Like I saw it, but I couldn't tell you a fucking thing that happened. I think my brain was trying to save me by going into shutdown mode
>>63523031
It's awful. It's as shallow and superficial as a latter day Godard picture.
fincher should retire now it's clear he's not an auteur
There are probably worse movies I've seen but I fucking hated The Skeleton Key.. its the epitome of wasting 2 hours of your life.
>>63522399
If this is the worst film you have ever seen consider yourself very lucky. You can argue they are over-rated, I would agree with you. To say they are worst films ever is just weird desu senpai
>>63522709
Probably would have been more thrilling watching that Russain dude die at the Sauna World Championships in 2010. He basically was basically baked alive like a fucking potato.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Sauna_Championships
>>63522335
I once saw the end of a movie where 2 dogs got married, because I was at my friend's house and we were both too lazy to change the channel.
>>63522335
why don't you like campy fun OP? I remember it being schlocky and okay. Also cuties.
I have a perennial hard on for Cameron Diaz, and slightly trashy chicks acting like sluts, but even that couldnt redeem this piece of garbage
Movie 43
>>63523618
>campy fun
Is your mind tricking you with wish fulfillment? Because it was the most boring fucking thing I've ever seen. It wasn't even funny bad, it was just bad bad.
I never knew what true emptiness felt like until I watched 247°. I gazed into the abyss and the abyss gazed back into me.
>>63523336
Iwamted to see it but never did. What's wrong with it?
>>63523768
oh shit I almost forgotten ive seen this trash
>>63523768
you should've been able to tell from the movie poster that it was complete shit. Just look at the characters
>>63522335
>using amerikek temperature measures
>can't tell if it's hot or cold
I'd be mad at your place too.
>>63523847
It was shot on digital shiteo and filmed in someone's bathtub.
what a cringe fest
I feel like Grown Ups 2 is too cliche of an answer, so I'll throw in Now You See Me
I can't believe that shit is getting a sequel
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KCGaHKt.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
Romero is such a fucking hack
>>63522838
I don't think you looked at what he does. He's in love with black protestors and wants nothing more than to be black. He claimed to have been in jail for 8 days but no jail has any record of many thing except him paying credit for 8 days in jail for parking tickets.
>>63524460
Any thing*. Lol
>>63524378
the last 3 X of the dead romero films were shit, he's only good for his first 3 X of the dead. Washed up director
![american-hustle-poster-636-380[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vMgBKMu.jpg "american-hustle-poster-636-380[1].jpg")
>>63524378
oh also
>>63524109
I hate Now You See Me.
>>63524710
oh hush that movie was great
>inb4 go back to reddit
>>63524460
And you think he's doing these things for anything but himself?
>>63523878
rule of thumb
when the movie poster visually hardsells all the big names with photo cuts
don't even pirate it
>>63524460
>He claimed to have been in jail for 8 days but no jail has any record of many thing except him paying credit for 8 days in jail for parking tickets.
CLEARLY THIS MEANS HE MUST WISH TO BE A NEGRO BECAUSE NEGROS ARE IN PRISON
>>63525639
That stings man
>>63523768
i really liked this
every part of it that involved cameron diaz was terrible but fassbender's whole storyline was enjoyable
i thought the slow pacing worked
but i recognize that this opinion is in the extreme minority
>>63525639
>papyrus
>>63522709
I dunno. Sounds kinda neat
Reminds me of a movie I watched where it was a bunch of people locked in a cave for a month. Some guy doing an experiment on how long it would take for them to eat each other.
>>63522709
Thats so weird. The Sauna at my gym has no latch or anything on the door.
Thats dumb as fuck.
A couple friends and I snuck into one of the Resident Evil sequels and actually walked out. Even watching it for free wasn't enough to save it.
Other than that, I watched a fucking terrible "horror" movie called Finders Keepers on VOD. It had Jamie Pressley, the jigsaw killer guy from Saw and someone else I recognized. It was atrocious. Comcast has a feature where it displays the Rotten Tomatoes score under the box art and it had something absurd like 94% fresh so I gave it a shot. It's not even so-bad-its-funny. Plus, I'm pretty sure they straight up stole the plot from an episode of the Goosebumps show.
I looked it up and apparently Comcast confused it with an apparently highly acclaimed documentary of the same name, hence the 90% rating.
>>63524710
There was nothing interesting about it at all. It was just straight story telling.
>>63523419
How does one win at sauna?
Degenerate soviets.
>>63522399
I liked django until rick ross started playing. Completely ruined the mood.
>>63522335
My personal list of worst movies.
Dead Man
Ghost Dog:Way of the Samurai
This is the End
Ratatouille
It's gotten to the point where if someone recommends a Jim Jarmusch film to me I punch them in the face.
>>63524378
Weirdly I liked this.
I've seen a lot of shit movies, but Spring Breakers was the only one I left halfway through and got a refund on.
>>63525908
Fucking resident evil.
I can't remember which one it was,but it came out in like 2011
>the black guy dunking the tail of a helicopter to keep it from falling off a building
>gratitiuous slow motion
Just fuck that fucking movie
>>63526192
This scene was pretty cool tbqh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnbkRXowtV4
>>63526127
>Ratatouille
>>63526142
Is that Milla fucking Jovovich?
>>63525816
I think it was something dumb like their stoner friend accidentally knocked something over in front of the door. I don't know, it was fucking retarded.
>>63525753
If it was done competently? Sure. But try watching it and report back to the thread and I'll dump a bottle of ghost pepper sauce into my anus on livestream if you can genuinely say it was good or interesting.
>>63526221
the axe outta nowhere gets me every time
When it comes to really bad movies I think of the types seen on Mystery Science Theater. I used to hunt down 'bad' movies just to laugh at and make fun of. One movie ended that for me, a Troma film called Killer Condom. The worst movie I personally ever watched.
Andre the Butcher
>Dude,Ron Jeremy has a cameo in it!
Whoop-dee-fuckin-doo
>>63522335
Is that the terrible one where they're locked in a sauna? The premise itself sounded like a comedy
>>63526152
It was worth it for a wank
This and an Olsen twins movie called "When in Rome" which is probably literally the worst thing I've ever watched
Pic related though for getting on my nerves and being disgusting, misanthropic feminist trash
>>63524710
>OH WOW GIVE US OSCARS WE'RE ALL SO FAMOUS AND WHACKY ALL STAR CAST STYLISH 70S: The Movie
Yeah. Fuck that.
>>63526741
Dude, you better fucking do this.
>>63526142
Oh jesus thanks for reminding me. Easily one of the most completely stupid movies I have ever seen. I had really really low expectations, and those weren't even met.
I feel like I'm the only one who wasted time on this shit.
>le edgy commentary on capitalistic society
Then it switches between that to some fucking fantasy bullshit
It literally ends with a constellation winking at the audience when done with it's narration. Might as well have been a fedora tip.
A million times fuck this movie
I left.
>>63522709
Scout Taylor-Compton gives me a chubbie. Is it worth watching it for her?
Blue Crush is still the worst I have seen.
Every line is delivered like it's being read off a page.
>>63525639
I saw this in theaters and remember nothing about it, I still miss Steve Irwin though.
>tfw it's been nearly a decade since he died
>>63527360
>My dick is harder than diamonds, the hardest metal know to man
Also fuck off. How fucking old are you? Anyone under 30 would have loved this shit in theaters. My fucking grandma likes dwmc and she's the most patrician woman I know.
>>63527536
>mfw i saw this in the movie theather
>>63527556
Not even close
>>63527625
I'm so sorry anon. I only watched with my family on Netflix.
>>63526127
>hating on Ratatouille
I hope you get trapped in a room that is only playing Jarmusch movies.
>>63527298
Yeah I went into it expecting funny bad and it was the farthest thing from it
>>63522709
I thought it would be about the temperture on earth spiking to 247 degrees and having to adapt with that
>>63525689
Thank you.
>>63527537
I only stayed through this because it was my dates idea and she was willing to pay for tickets to this shit showfucked her afterward so it was worth it
>>63527969
YOu can just fuck right off good sir.
>>63522709
That sounds like it could be cool, but isn't because of shitty actors and a director who just wanted a cheap set.
>>63525957
Finnish contest, the who leaves last wins. The temperature rises gradually. In this case the cheating Russian used painkillers and some kind of cream on his skin to last longer, but a based Finn called Timo Kaukonen won the contest anyway.
The Russian died, the Finn is slowly recovering after 5 years of skin grafts and such. He was in a coma for 5 weeks and 70 % of his skin was burned.
Here's what the Finn looks now.
>>63523196
Yoyoyo max
>>63528192
Oops forgot pic.
>>63525928
>It was just straight story telling.
You know you're on /tv/ when you hear this as criticism of a movie.
>>63528211
Also here's the pic of the dying Russian.
This could make a great film, in the spirit of Over the Top... Two sweaty dudes slowly dying in an overheated sauna.
>>63522335
Ironically enough Sauna is actually a really good and unique horror film.
Fury
Turned that trash off after the first 35 minutes, such fucking garbage.
>>63522335
It wasn't that bad.
Well, it was shit but at least you got to see some semi-nude qts and some of the dumbest deaths in film history.
Also its supposed to take place in like Michigan but it's clearly shot in the Czech Republic
>>63528205
Let's be real, the movie was a 6/10, could have been a 7 or 8 if they went theough a few more rewrites.
>>63524710
this
>>63524011
>wanting more than just visuals from a Tarsem Singh film
ishygddt
>>63523196
47 was ARTISTIC in how hilarious it was.
My favourite scene was when he gave the girl a knife and told her she'd need it, then immediately stole it off her and traded it for a child's inhaler, and then for some reason that inhaler was a bomb
>>63522399
No shitposting, please.
>>63527969
suck a dick
>>63524710
arguably Jlaw did the best acting in this
>>63528594
shut up
Pina
>>63526152
Spreng brayk foweeeever....
>>63522335
>ITT: Angry 4channians posting good movies
This board needs to be nuked, to be honest.
>>63528632
>implying
Winter's Bone is still her best work. O Russell lets her inner ham out and it kills her performances, she needs someone who's going to clamp down on her excesses and tell her to calm the fuck down.
This movie blows literally everything else on here out of the water.
gging dirt before dying.
>>63528742
Hustle was 90% Ham
Amy Adams was possibly the only one not going over the top
Jlaws character though was meant for that type of acting
>>63528831
Yeah but there's good ham and bad ham.
Good Ham: Renner, most of Cooper's performance
Bad Ham: J-Law
>>63525623
he wanted street cred
>>63526152
FUCKING BITCH ASS JAMES FRANCO RIPPED OFF RIFF RAFF
The Item, Carnivore, and Raptor.
Smiley
>>63529241
How bad was it?
I really want to lavish in its failure.
>>63529262
can't even explain how bad it was, all characters were completely unconvincing, script seemed like it was written by a 12 year old, and the saying "did it for the lulz" is cringey and grating.
Ink was pretty dire
>>63523419
Jesus Christ Finland what the fuck is wrong with you.
>>63525623
He has literally referred to himself as a "black male" on live tv without batting an eye
Django Unchained
47 Ronin
How to Train Your Dragon 2
The Hobbit "trilogy" was a total shit show too
>>63528211
>>63528192
> Finn is slowly recovering after 5 years of skin grafts and such. He was in a coma for 5 weeks and 70 % of his skin was burned.
I'm sure it was worth it for the lofty title of sauna world champion.
>>63529241
I can't fucking believe this ever got greenlit
>>63527406
Holy shit, I once took a bus ride on a school trip and we only had that Olsen movie and a how to quit smoking movie on VHS, guess what we ended up watching.
>>63522399
shitposting but you are right about Django, same wtih Inglorious Bastards
>hey guise slave-owners/nazis were le bad right? xD
>this slave/jew totally owns the bad guys xD
My list, the worst shit watched this year:
Popeye (1980) by Robert Altman, starring Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall
Catwoman (2004) by Pitof, starring Halle Berry and Sharon Stone
Devil’s Pond (2003) by Joel Viertel starring Tara Reid
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) by Samuel Bayer, starring Rooney Mara
The Pyramid (2014) by Grégory Levasseur, starring Ashley Hinshaws
Exists (2014) by Eduardo Sánchez, starring random people
This Is 40 (2012) by Judd Apatow, starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segel
Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) by Sam Taylor-Johnson, starring Dakota Johnson
Aloha (2015) by Cameron Crowe, starring Emma Stone, Rachel McAdams and Bradley Cooper
Full Metal Yakuza (1997) by Takashi Miike, starring random japs
The New World (2005) by Terrence Malick, starring Colin Farrell
Interstellar (2014) by Christopher Nolan, starring Matthew McConaughey
Watched with 5 friends and we all just stood there shocked and pissed at the same time. WTF happened? The trailer was GOAT.
>>63529389
Sweden.
Nuke it plz
Butcher Boys may have been the worst piece of shit I have ever seen. Also, This Is The End.
>>63529094
This
My god that was a terrible movie, and I was pretty hyped for it.
>>63529628
The 5 most depressed people in the world.
>>63529628
I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE BITCH
>>63522380
Other than obvs B-movies, this. Especially in relation to the praise it held back when it was hipstermovie number 1, and even now when most people agree it´s horrible. Can´t watch one fucking frame.
>>63524710
It´s not that bad tho. Just one of those movies you instantly forget and will never watch again.
>>63530892
kill yourself.
Closest I have ever came to stopping in the middle of a movie
>>63531952
Shame, the book was rad
>>63525689
underrated post
Blue is the Warmest Color
>>63527536
It wasn't that bad if you weren't expecting big budget production
>>63531991
you gay son ?
>>63529628
Shit tier taste. This movie is fun af.
>>63532065
I don't like tumblr degenrates.
>>63523768
Brad Pitt's death scene was neat tho
Mad Max Fury Road and Spectre
>>63523336
I think I saw this once. Can't really remember anything, but something tell's me it was ok. I think the ending is kind of funny?
Attack of the Clones, Fight Club, Epic Movie
>>63522709
Sounds like a typical Friday night in Finland.
>>63529546
> Inglorious Bastards
> The Jews are crude, violent and cowardly
> They only win with the help of sub-saharan immigrant, movies and backstab
> The main nazi character is a calm, rational man who does not even possess prejudice against Jews
> The other notable Nazi is a war hero
Like sure they were the antagonists, but bad guys? The movie was anti-semitic of anything.
Skyline. I stopped watching 1-2 movies a month because of it.
>>63529495
Making sure the title stays away from the hands of Russians forever now that the competition was discontinued makes him a national hero.
>>63532014
shit looks cash
>>63526127
Whats wrong with Dead Man?
The worst movie released in 2015.
>>63522335
>>63522709
Kek. I liked it actually, it wasn't a great movie but seeing the girls become increasingly distressed while the guy ended up dying to save them all was kinda funny.
>>63526127
>Ghost Dog:Way of the Samurai
YOU TAKE THAT BACK THIS INSTANT
>>63526303
It's a Paul WS Anderson movie so of course it is
>>63526142
best waifu
>>63522335
Ocean 13 and Xman Days of the future past are on top of my list.
What a load of bullshit.
>people itt thinking any of these are worse than true abominations like Manos
Literal plebbest board on all of 4chan.
>>63522709
sounds epic to be honest family
>>63528232
>Where I'm going I don't need skin anyway
>>63527406
Daisies is legitimately the worst garbage I've ever seen.
hated this disjointed crap turned it off 10 minutes in
i couldn't even get to the middle
i hate this shit so much when ever i think about it i get soooo angry
The only movie I stopped watching half-way.
The boyfriend of the daughter sneaks in the house so he can illogically helps a roaming nigger because
I couldn't continue to watch this illogical shite
>>63528192
>>63529495
>>63535390
I couldn't finish it either, my god was it lame.
>>63528192
A real hero
>>63524710
watched this in the cinema when it came out on a whim. nearly ended up walking out but i don't walk out of movies, because i paid for it.
ITT:
>memes
>who can be the most hipster
>who can be the most patrician
>meems
>>63526127
>Ghost Dog:Way of the Samurai
>Ratatouille
this is b8
>>63535149
Yeah
>>63525639
>"it aint me" plays in the background
>>63532284
We always can revive championship someday. I'd last longer than you suka. Fight me!
>>63532105
clearly regurgitating memes and haven't actually seen it
>>63528632
Did you even watch the movie?
she didn't do shit
>>63522335
foodfight
>>63526047
i know right, and rick ross of all the fucking rappers he could have chosen. He's a sellout in the rap community and no one takes him serious.
If there ever been a movie called Tryhard: Special Snowflake he'd been co-starring with Leo with Miley Cyrus as the love interest.
>>63526221
really? It was horrible if you'd hold it to any standards.
Though you I'd see how you could enjoy it for being terribad.
>>63526859
Yeah, got me too.
>>63528388
Dude, you should've at least watched it up to the tank battle. The action is superb!
