What's his weakness?
He's a racist.
dear god...
perpetual high ground...
he's...
unstoppable..
>>63520423
Big black cock.
I'll admit, it's my weakness as well.
>>63520434
Is that why he was thrown out of the jedi council after episode 1, along with every other jedi who'd look unpractical with a lightsaber?
>>63520423
Alimony
Being ya rael poof.
>>63520423
his long neck I think
>>63520442
"From my point of view, everyone is on low ground!"
His neck looks like a massive veiny dick that ends with a deflated scrotum. He's a literal dick head.
>>63520423
either his overconfidence, or his faith in his friends
>>63520622
kek
he's a pooftah
>>63520423
Autoerotic asphyxiation
>>63520423
in the EU his death somehow did not involve the obvious
chicken bones
>>63520423
Was his name chosen by a bong doing some cheeky banter?
>Ya real poof
>You real homosexual
>>63520423
Small door frames.
Roller coasters
Helicopter blades.
>>63520423
Surprisingly small penis
strep throat
>>63520484
They actually just didn't want audiences to confuse him with the Kaminoans. It's worth noting that they didn't actually film any new Council Chambers footage for AotC, they just digitally erased him from TPM footage and spliced in Trebor Coleman.
What's with the shit eating grin? What's he done that's so fucking great? What's he so happy about?
I'd punch his teeth out but someone already did.
>>63521141
>those thighs
Stupid sexy kangaroo
>>63521141
i'd could fuck that
>>63521297
>>63522168
>he got banned for posting porn
What the fuck jani?
>>63520423
Is that Plagues?
>>63520423
Am I the only one who realizes we had this exact thread just a few days ago? Is this an attempt to make it the next /tv/ meme?
>>63524522
Disney marketers have a roster of seemingly random threads to work their way through over the course of the hour/day/week.
>>63521258
LMAO
>>63521055
12 inch pencil dick
He spends all his free time sucking his own dick.
>>63521055
>implying he doesn't skull fist the pussy while snakejedi tailfucks her ass
>>63525412
>That look in his eyes
>you just know
>>63525439
I want pictures of this
>>63520423
how can plaguis be alive if he was killed by sheev
>>63520423
Superman
>>63520423
he can never play with three-horns.
>>63520423
Stop it plinkett
fallen arches
>>63520423
his name was deep throat in jedi college
>>63527613
The guy from Watergate?
Will there be any references to Jedi Master Ima-Gun Di in the new trilogy?
He was a cunning warrior of a more civilized age, and he was a good friend.
>>63528345
>Ima-Gun Di
>I'm gonna die
>>63520423
Looks pretty goid to me... hahaha sorry for the spelling im posting from my ipjone hahahaha
>>63528378
I wonder if TFA will continue the grand Star Wars tradition of fucking terrible, hackneyed names for places and characters.
>>63528401
kek
Alcohol poisoning.
>>63520697
underrated post
I'm fucking dying
>>63528408
Aside from "Snoke" they seem to be playing it safe.
Everyone new seems to have very simple names (Hux, Rey, Finn, Kylo, Maz)
>>63521258
Haha
>>63528323
No, from X-Files.
>>63528345
lotta loyalty for ima-gun di
>>63528457
>Snoke
why did they choose such retarded name
>>63526042
best reply in the thread so far.
The scenes where they're in danger and he does an audible gulp take like 5 minutes and really drag down the film.
>>63528516
And Snoke is supposed to be the Big Bad. He's the final boss, the boss nigga, the one nobody wants to fuck with. His name is awful.
'Palpatine' is a fucking great villain name, and we don't even learn it in the OT! All we know is that he's called 'the Emperor,' which is even better. Emperors are bad and evil. It's perfect. It's simple and direct and perfect.
>>63521055
>implying he doesn't have the skinniest/longest pencil dick
>>63520442
>>63520569
actually sounds like a weakness... He only has the high ground from a certain point of view, and he never knows when he actually does
>>63528457
>captain phasma
>>63528573
Not to mention they tacked on "Supreme Leader"
Supreme Leader Snoke. Terrifying.
>>63528623
The whole of the First Order, every bit of it, literally seems to be the result of Abrams walking into Lucasfilm and telling the whole staff, "Okay, I want to have the Empire... but COOLER, and more EVIL." That's the vibe I get from everything about the First Order.
>>63528591
p-pottery...
>>63528651
Like tears in rain, Snok
>>63528873
This might turn out well. Could be disastrous too. Hopefully one of The Raid guys is part of it.
>>63520442
FUCK
>>63528591
>>63520423
I'm still mad that Lucas didn't show this dude fighting.
>>63529215
>implying he's a dude
She's the literal definition of high test.
>>63528591
like pottery in rain.......
>>63529313
So it's melting?
>>63520442
kek
>>63528573
In one of the first books released by Disney, Palpatine was given a first name. Sheev. Sheev Palpatine
