'tis the season edition
get in here and argue about all things star trek related
Everything after DS9 was trash
Come at me.
>>63520202
Jesus fucking Christ. I'm sorry but anyone who likes Star Trek and is not a baby boomer with a gun in his mouth is a gigantic fucking faggot
>>63520231
>not already having her as a waifu before you saw the current pics
>>63520241
Hello reddit!
>>63520241
Shut up and post Star Trek.
>>63520241
Okay buddy.
>rewatching TNG
>vast majority of episodes are actually pretty shit
I thought the whole Troi being useless was a joke.
>>63520241
Mad, Star Wars?
>>63520302
>you are now imagining Kira and Tasha sharing stories of rape gangs
>sharing trauma
>comforting each other
>>63520308
DS9 > TNG > TOS > ENT > VOY - but I enjoy all of them.
Overall Best Episodes
1. The Inner Light - TNG
2. Q Who? - TNG
3. All Good Things... - TNG
4. The City on the Edge of Forever - TOS
5. The Best of Both Worlds: Part 1 - TNG
6. In the Pale Moonlight - DS9
7. The Visitor - DS9
8. Similitude - ENT
9. Amok Time - TOS
10. Timeless - VOY
TOS
1. The City on the Edge of Forever
2. Amok Time
3. Balance of Terror
4. Errand of Mercy
5. The Doomsday Machine
TNG
1. The Inner Light
2. Q Who?
3. All Good Things...
4. The Best of Both Worlds: Part 1
5. Chain of Command: Part 2
DS9
1. In the Pale Moonlight
2. The Visitor
3. Duet
4. Whispers
5. Hard Time
VOY
1. Timeless
2. Blink of an Eye
3. Living Witness
4. Message in a Bottle
5. Death Wish
ENT
1. Similitude
2. Stratagem
3. The Andorian Incident
4. Regeneration
5. Twilight
Movies
1. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
2. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
3. Star Trek
4. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
5. Star Trek: First Contact
6. Star Trek: The Motion Picture
7. Star Trek Into Darkness
8. Star Trek: Nemesis
9. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
10. Star Trek: Generations
11. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
12. Star Trek: Insurrection
>>63520426
Indeed I am
>>63520431
Final Frontier is better than any of the TNG movies.Deal with it.
![drbeverlycrusherpenetratedbyBIGGREENCOCK[17min01seconds].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8jjcmx6.jpg "drbeverlycrusherpenetratedbyBIGGREENCOCK[17min01seconds].jpg")
>>63520308
I'd argue that Dr. Crusher is a worse character. Troi is still useless, but at least she had some characterization with her mother and her relationship with Riker. Crusher was such a bland and flat character. Hell, even her son had a better arc than her.
>>63520499
is it any surprise they both went for the superhuman autist with a super dick?
>Data
>advanced super dick with vibrator built in
>multiple techniques
>Odo
>filling her up in liquid form
>taking on any dick form she likes and pushing into every orifice of her body
https://youtu.be/LleeMp9aJH8
>>63520594
It's hard to beat Wesley. If ever a hate-meme has been true, it's the Wesley one.
Remember that comically bad episode with the video game serving as a blunt drug metaphor?
>>63520598
>I am fully functionnal, programmed in multiple techniques with a variety of subroutines
what did he mean by this?
>>63520658
>lists one of wesleys only good episodes
>comically bad
>>63520594
>Give her a thing with Picard
>Final season, let them share their feelings with each other because magic mind chips or something
>Lets get together
>Wait, wait if we want to do movies and give the Captain new love interests!
>Lets not
>>63520730
>painfully heavy-handed drug message
>absurd overacting
>awkward, unbelievable flirting between him and Ensign Cunny
It was terrible senpai. In the 'so bad it's good' territory
>>63520730
There are only two good Wesley episodes,the First Duty and Final Mission.
And that's because they are Picard episodes in disguise.
>>63520771
>muh drugs
>muh vidya games
>>63520431
Inner Light is a terrible episode but I don't have the time or energy to retype what I said two days ago about why it is shit. In short its emotionally manipulative but completely misses the mark on how to make the story emotional. Poor characters, poor execution and a huge missed opportunity due to the TNG writers proving yet again that they can't write compelling drama. Compare the emotional impact that The Visitor had and its not even in the same league.
>>63520775
why is she never posted
moar dammit
>>63520818
>>63520816
>completely misses the mark on how to make the story emotional
>It's a "Data doesn't know what bluffing is even though it's an elementary part of poker and can be found in pretty much every encyclopedia or dictionary" episode
>>63520816
I had a buddy that thought The Visitor was the worst episode of DS9. No joke.
>>63520816
Is it bad that not only do I remember that post but that I've literally been hanging out in every Star Trek thread on /tv/ for the past month and creating a good chunk of them?
>>63520797
>implying
I've never so much as smoked a cigarette, the anti-drug message was just eye-roll tier no matter where you stand.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0RY2bxW.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>63520897
Drugs....make you feel good anon. They make you feel on top of the world.
>>63520882
>past month
I remember some of the first sorenposts
>>63520951
>>63520959
Oh I do too anon, I do too. Unless they've been going on before early 2014. It all blurs together
How much better would DS9 been with Ro instead of Kira?
>>63520951
>Rape Gangs
>Talking about drugs
The structural integrity of my shorts has decreased by 73.25%, Multiple plasma ejections imminent in the main nacelle.
>>63521001
>Kira: A hero who fought in The Occupation
>Ro: A coward who ran away
>Kira: Fucked that O'Brien-level sufferer Tom
>Ro: Fucked that Chad Thundercock Will
>Kira: Spent her final episode saving Cardassia, thus saving the galaxy
>Ro: Spent her final episode betraying her friends and joining the Maquis
Kira > Ro, all day, erry day.
>>63520882
Autism is a respectable thing anon, especially if it's in the name of Starfleet
>>63520987
>tfwyour wifesays you look just like Riker without his beard, and watching Season 1 TNG episodes leads to immediatehorned up sexright afterwards.
>>63521020
do you think she has tattoos and piercings, too?
>>63521001
1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% better
>>63520987
what the fuck was this hair
the first season did weird shit like that which would only appear in one episode
>>63520202
Is Jake Sisko the most forgettable character in all of Star Trek? Just look at the expression on his face. Even he doesn't care about Jake Sisko.
>>63520598
>taking on any dick form she likes and pushing into every orifice of her body
He could even make big futa cock for her to fool around with.
>>63520853
The problem with this scene is we never really see how the experience affects Picard, we're just told it by other characters.
We don't see Picard runaway from his wife. We don't see his relationship with his best friend. We don't see him settling down and then his daughter being in the same position he was. We don't see him try to convince his daughter not to run away. Everything we see is after those emotional, formative moments. Picard's best friend dies off screen. There is a timeskip where Picard is now OK with living his new life. Picard's daughter, whom we know absolutely nothing about, is now supposed to be the emotional anchor of the story.
There are a lot of ways to make Inner Light a good story. They just bungled the execution horribly. Why does Picard care about the flute and why should we, the audience, care? We saw his son for just a few minutes. We never saw Picard love his son, care for him, struggle with him. He just shows up, says I wanna play the flute, then fucks off. Its all hamfisted shit that gets hammered into you rather than explored as the episode goes by. They should have just cut the son completely, focused more on how the wife, best friend and daughter become important to Picard, and then given the flute to the grandson to better illustrate the idea of unrealized potential.
Thinking about how poorly executed Inner Light is gives me a headache.
>>63521023
>Saving Cardassians good
>Space hag good
I think you know where this belongs
>>63521044post pic
>>63521023
>Kira - annoying
>Ro - qt
end
>>63521062
It's like they didn't learn from annoying Wesley Crusher that Star Trek don't need no stupid kids!
>>63521072
>Everything we see is after those emotional, formative moments. Picard's best friend dies off screen. There is a timeskip where Picard is now OK with living his new life. Picard's daughter, whom we know absolutely nothing about, is now supposed to be the emotional anchor of the story.
That was the point. The emotional impact came from seeing the passage of time in a macro scale and the ephemerality of it all, in a sort of Hamlet-graveyard-scene kind of fatalism. It wasn't supposed to make you connect to his family.
>>63521072
>>63521072
ok I get what you're going for
nevertheless, isn't a lot of 'tell, don't show' in this episode due to time constraints? how are you going to show his life in a single episode? how do you propose to show all those formative moments without it turning into a clip show, which would miss the emotional impact even more?
>>63521062
Writers: Lets not have him join starfleet cuz that's what everybody will think we will do with him. Lets have him be an awesome writer. Like us!
Does nothing the rest of the series while Nog becomes a main character....
>>63520812
>brent spiner gets asked to join star trek renegades and the new tv series.
>>63521072
Imagine it's got all the restrictions of a stage play. Limited sets, limited cast, limited budget. The point isn't to show all these things to you, it's to show the usually stoic captain's reaction to these things. They're better off not showing it and informing you of the consequences to let you fill in the blanks.
>>63520202
>>63521044
These images make me long for a Star Trek Voyager Holiday Special ;_;
If Star Trek found a way to cram Hitler and Nazis into every single Trek show why not Christmas ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiFnuqWB9HU
Is liking Picard reddit?
Star Trek (2009) and Star Trek Into Darkness are the only entertaining things to come out of the entire franchise.
Try to prove me wrong. You can't.
>>63521299
>Seven being all stiff and formal about Christmas traditions
>Naomi being excited over presents
>Neelix botching a Christmas recipe
>Harry and Paris trying to Tuvok drunk
>Janeway merrily genociding another species
comfy
>>63521299
because believing in a sky god, capitalism and materialistic greed have been overcome. so without jesus in the sky and without buying presents, nothing remains
nazis on the other hand are the lazy writers going -dis be evil guys, mkay-
>>63521299
Because Rottenberries was pretty much a protofedora who thought the perfect society woud have no religion, and no recollection of ever having one.
>>63521300
Did they died?
>>63521362
I was entertained by several series. Your argument is wrong QED.
>>63521412
Correction, sir: They were blown.
>>63521362
I never really had any desire to rewatch either of them while there have been a number of episodes I have re-watched.
>>63521392
>They have to reconfigure the Deflector Dish causing it to glow red and emit Dolfru particles to guide their way through a plasma mist and deliver supplies to a planet.
Is Star Trek the comfiest television franchise ever?
I think it is.
>>63521531
>not having janeway use the replicator to deliver presents.
>>63521600
>Of bombs
>>63521531
The deflector dish was TNG. Voyager uses borg nanomachines son.
>>63521578
Early season X-Files is pretty comfy, but by sheer mass Trek beats it
>>63521600
With the Delta Flyer as her sleigh
>>63521300
>These three were fucking just a few moments before they died.
>>63521626
>janeway in a santa costume
>in the delta flyer
>dropping tri-cobalt warheads on a primitive society that wouldn't let her take a sacred relic for her ready room
>Singing Christmas carols
>>63521687
>Janeway teaches the guest star about a traditional Earth festive tale
>The Nutcracker
>>63521687
Audibly kekd. A shame we don't really have any drawfags
>>63521578
Depends what parts.
TOS is. Essential "watch during the winter while having a warm drink"-core
TNG qualifies too.
DS9 has a bit too many "oh shit" moments to be really comfy, by my book at least.
VOY is okay too.
Shit, even ENT has some really comfy episodes too
Gentlemen. Contain yourselves.
>>63521691
>gives akoochemoya and tuvok matching bridle and saddles
Get the jolly new phaser online!
>>63521740
TOS is always late summer nightcore for me.
And I diligently maintain that enterprise is a much better show then people give credit to. If you compare its first four seasons to DS9 of VOY it's ahead of the curve. There is every indication the show would have only gotten better.
>>63521852
ENT also has the best opening song, hands down.
No need to lie, you know you liked it by the end of the second season.I started humming along by early S2, and sang along on occasion, but I am also autistic
>>63521762
>filename
Sad we never got real Mirror Universe episodes
>>63521917
>see opening
>figure nasa projects funding went to shit because 9 11.
>get depressed
>>63521917
Voyager is worst series with best opening.
Was Miles being kekolded by Keiko?
>>63522073
Pic related is the only other person not banging her on the ship.
>obligatory
>Voyager torpedo inventory log
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIGxMENwq1k
>>63521392
>Seven starts remembering Christmas with her mom and dad which brings back feels a.
>She starts feeling anger and starts longing for the childhood that was stolen form her at such a young age by the borg.
>She starts questioning things
>Naomie's excitement for Santa plus her love for her family and friends fills Seven heart with feels and hope.
>Neelix becomes the biggest try hard at trying to bring the crew holiday cheer.
>Tuvok is not impressed with anything
>Seven wakes up slightly joyful as a child would on Christmas morning but tries her best to hide it form the crew.
>Paris and B'elanna kiss under the mistletoe
>Harry won't shut up about how great Christmas was at his home when he was a kid.
>Janeway merrily genocides another species and puts up a Christmas tree.
>Episode ends with Seven alone at night holding a family portrait of her with her mother and father that the doctor painted for her as a present which she thanked him for with a pause in her voice early in the episode.
>>63522073
Even if he is, it stil lwouldn't be s bad as Worf and Jadzia "my vagina is a 4 lane rad during rush-hour" Dax
>>63522100
How was Geordi so beta? The autism was palpable in the episode where he met Leah Brahms in person.
>>63522170
voyager discoveres a planet where they believe santa clause isnt real and debates violating the prime directive.
>>63522170
>no mention of Nelix making Christmas pudding and everyone pretending not to like it o he stops trying to make the crew "feel the holiday spirit"
>no mention of the Doctor's matrices being redesigned so he can take the Delta Flyer, disguise it as Santa's sled, pass in front of the mess hall's window, beam to the mess hall with Santaclaus.holo loaded and give Naomi her presents
6/10, would still watch
>>63522170
Can't believe I forgot the Doctor.
Also Chakotay, but he doesn't do anything interesting anyway
>>63522193
I'm guilty of trying to be your friend :(
>>63522304
you WHAT
>>63522304
He would probably pull a prayer to Akoochimoya out of his pan flute and go back to writing on his face with a sharpie.
>>63522278
>Nelix tries to light the Christmas Pudding and triggers the Fire Supression systems shipwide
>B'anana tinkers with the settings so instead of spraying foam, they spray snow.
>>63522170
>Ensign Kim and Tom tell Seven about how christ died
>and that christmas is a time for forgiveness and giving
>she goes to her alcove
>doesn't come out for hours
>requests a shuttle craft
>flies into a transwarp conduit
>arrives at borg central
>goes to the borg queen
>takes out a poorly wrapped present
>tells her she forgives her
>the borg queen's heart grows three sizes
>everywhere in the universe the borg shut down for the day
>cubes glowing red and green now
>in twinkling patterns
>drones decorating their alcoves with mistletoe and nativity sets
>cut to neelix closing a book in front of kids
>christmas tree is behind them with presents
>the title of the book is "How Seven of Nine Saved Christmas."
>>63520298
>>63522617
>>63522546
Paris has a religious revival, and conflicts with B'Elanna over her Klingon faith
Wouldn't seem out of the ordinary for a real episode
>>63522639
>>63522662
Jesus would be admitted to stovokor. I mean they have to respect anyone who can take an ass kicking like the J man did.
They'd probably just culturally assimilate it like they did with Shakespeare. So it would be A'labama Torres who would be super christian, and Tom would be ultimate fedora, backed up by seven and holodoc.
Janeway settles the conflict by declaring that there is only one God on Voyager, andher name is Janeway.
>>63522546
>replace 7 with future janeway
>>63521324
I think the better question is: did Reddit ruin Picard/Patrick Stewart? I don't think they have.
>>63522819
I can picture Janeway being a prolific Stirnerposter
>>63521362
(You)
who /axanar/ here
>>63523389
>>63522278
>>63522413
I could totally see all this happening.
>>63522304
>The Doctor can also be seen earlier in the episode working on the secret painting which he tries hiding from Seven in a comical way when she wakes into the room.
I forgot about Chakotay to.
>Hes with Janeway as she puts up the Christmas tree and listens to her as she goes on about how she used to live in an area back on earth for a brief period of time that grew the most beautiful trees that were full of coffee on the inside.
>Chakotay replies with a boring but short story about "His People"
>>63522546
>>the borg queen's heart grows three sizes
My sides are in orbit
Would watch.
>>63523611
>Main power goes out
>too dark to see
>they need to get to engineering
>they convince the holodoc to use his emitter to help them see
>he is unamused as they reprogram his nose to glow brightly
>>63523611
>he tries hiding from Seven in a comical way
I'm watching 'Tinker Tenor, Doctor Spy' in another tab, wherein one of his daydreams involves him painting a nude portrait of Seven. That would certainly cast him trying to hide a painting into a different light.
>>63520202
>>63520202
>>63520202
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/118934
You'll thank me later.
>>63523389
I like Axanar and I hate Renegades.
And yet I'll ignore Axanar until it's released, and I follow all Renegades news religiously.
>>63523757
>he is unamused as they reprogram his nose to glow brightly
I would pay good money to see this.
>>63523796
I don't even care when people accuse that scene for being nothing more than fanservice. That's a nice piece of writing right there.
We often see arguments over whether this and that franchise are flicks, movies, films, or cinéma.
So what is Trek?
A show, series, programme, or telévision?
>>63523757
Oh my god I can hear the dialog in my head
>PARIS: Oh come on, doc! What's a Christmas in the Delta Quadrant without a little holiday cheer?
>DOCTOR sighs and walks down the hall as B'ELANNA and NAOMI snicker
>NEELIX: That's right Mr. Doctor! You have no reason to frown! Let's see that turned upside down, eh?
>steal mobile emitter
>place on santa character
>santa is now real forever
Can someone tell me which episode and what Trek show this screenshot is from. Pretty sure it's not from Voyager. If I had to guess I'd go with DS9 since I think they did a crossover episode.
>>63524597
Its from the one where bashir outs himself as an augment.
>>63523952
>http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/118934
OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDD I thought this was lost forever!!! Do you have the drinking game too where you try to outdrink Worf and make him puke?
>>63521001
much better. short haired dyke was scary and unpleasant to look at. ro's sassiness was attractive. kira's anger was psychopathic.
Threadly reminder that Legate Damar used to bang B'Elanna Torres.
>tfw no ship gf
>>63524597
DS9 Season 5 Episode 16, "Dr Bashir, I presume?"
>>63524597
it bugs me she looks so chunky in that pic
>>63521299
You will never cuddle with jammie-Seven.
Why life
>>63524461
That dialog was so good I found myself reading it in their voices.
>>63524539
>santa is now real forever
Mind Officially Blown
>>63524953
That's not Jolene Blalok in >>63524597, fool.
It's Chase Masterson.
>>63524984
>>63521299
i just realized how stupid their ceiling looks.
>>63524953
>if only, if only
I've seen ever episode of ENT plus her hair was never that shaggy looking but I like the way you think anon.
>>63525055
i knew it was chase, dum dum. jolene is true skinny on the other hand,
>>63524758
Come to think of it this might be the reason I borrowed this random DS9 disc from my library a few years back. I'll have to check the disc.
I used to work as a theater in 2001 and would stand next to a very dark and small game room that had this Voyager game inside of it. I'd stand hour after hour looking over at it while the movies were playing.
The game had a little room with a seat inside. They player could go into the game and close a black curtain while playing the game for privacy.
I didn't know much about Star Trek than so I never to gave the game much thought and never play it.
I could almost feel the Seven of nine side panel calling to me as I stood in front of it for 5 hours straight sometimes. If only I knew than what I know now I would have found a way to take the panel home with me some how or at the very least played the game once.
>>63525643
>I used to work as a theater
Meant to say "at a theater"
>>63525643
>>63525706
>dem tittays
why are theater arcades always shit though? they never have fighting games, at most a tekken game.
>>63525227
This is why woman shouldn't be allowed to age.
>>63525643
>>63525706
>its some lame janeway simulator where plebs aim 1 inch from the screen with a light gun.
>>63525836
>playing anything but california cruising
>>63525862
>janeway simulator
Hearts of Iron III as Germany?
>>63525945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g5UocgdSlE
>>63525842
exactly.
>>63520202
>Jew shit is the very front and worn by Sisko
The merchants know no bounds to their time and place of shilling.
>>63526017
When I reverse-image searched it and found the tumblr source the creator was proudly praising the Jewish Sisko. It's like the memes about that site are true.
>>63525958
>wildly shoot at everything you see
So it is a Janeway simulator
>>63525958
>phaser shaped liek a pistol
>no adaptive shields for the borg
>borg gorilla thing
my autism is triggered.
that shootout in the mess hall with a borg popping out of neelix's area was funny though
>>63526077
It's true. It's really true. Tumblr creates OC and /tv/ doesn't.
>>63525842
this is why man moves on to the 20 year olds after hes established and his female peers have aged like milk. there will always be 20 year old girls out there famalam.
>>63526118
the borg adapt you dont apparently reload you just "remodulate"
>>63521105
I'm sorry anon, I wish I could. Reverse image search is a bitch though, and this board gets archived by multiple sites
>>63524997
Thank you anon, I've probably seen every episode of Voyager at least 3 times, mostly not by choice. It is maximum comfy though once you let it into your heart
>>63526156
/tv/ isn't really an OC board anyways. /co/ has a respectable amount of creators in my experience
>>63525995
>Giggity!
>>63524360
series that occasionally encroaches on being a programme
Halfway through rewatching DS9. Is VOY worth watching, just once? If only for the Doctor?
>>63526353
Yeah, sure. Voyager is the shortest show anyway. They find a way to transwarp home in the middle of season 2.
>>63526385
>shortest show
I thought it was seven seasons, just like TNG and DS9?
>>63525958
Seeing that I suck at video games this looks like one I could actually play and maybe even beat.
>>63526437
It is seven season. Anon is either memeing or retarded.
>>63526477
Did you miss the S2 episode where they invented transwarp drive?
There were some problems at first, but then they solved them. So there was nothing preventing Voyager from going home.
>>63526501
Oh, I see what you're doing.
Ha, I guess.
>>63526452
i dunno the game maybe simple but its probably designed to eat tons of quarters.
>>63526452
Just go play Elite Force, farn.
>>63526353
its better than ds9 you pleb, which doesnt even count as "trek."
>>63526588
Tell me, Captain, if your much-vaunted Voyager is truly such a worthwhile show, then why didn't they Warp 10 home?
Someone mind posting the ds9 episode list?
>>63526637
Sent. ;)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Star_Trek:_Deep_Space_Nine_episodes
>>63526588
>doesnt even count as "trek."
You say that as if it's a negative. Rodenberry was a hack.
>>63525958
That video cuts out the intro before the borg arrive for some reason. It's a short intro but still.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UO-92HhJFk
>>63526650
youre one cheeky cunt.
Didn't read any of the posts in this thread. Please link any good ones
>>63526676
It's alright, I got your back.
>>63526017
I noticed that as well. Since I don't know much about the show I just guessed that the character was Jewish or something. It did seem a bit out of place tho. It didn't cross my mind that they also made the main character wear the Jew outfit. If the character isn't Jewish in the show thats a double low blow.
>>63526733
Oh my god, you fucking nigger you actually got me. 10/10.
>>63526180
Indeed. There will always be 18 year old girls out there as well.
>>63526763
Third time's the charm?
>>63526628
>always cite the same episode
i can do that too
>>63526651
rodenberries created trek, look it up. its true.
>>63526822
I'm not accusing Threshold of being a bad episode.
I'm just asking you, /tv/'s biggest Voyager fan: Why didn't they go home at the end of it?
>>63526855
cus the risk was too great, they agreed on that at the end. just cause the doctor cured paris didnt mean theyd all come out ok.
>>63526822
>rodenberries created trek
And other people improved it. TNG got a lot better once he died.
>>63526822
>tfw I actually liked move along home
fight me irl.
>>63526891
>cus the risk was too great, they agreed on that at the end.
Can you post their dialogue in that scene?
>>63526822
The more I see of DS9 the more it looks like reddit-tier schlock that I should skip entirely
>>63526891
inb4 why didnt the doctor go
>>63526927
To be fair, Move Along Home was a first season episode, and season 1 (and 2, and at least half of 3) of DS9 suffer from the same thing that TNG suffered from. It gets better a few seasons in.
>>63526353
Voyager is my by fare the best Trek show I've ever seen. You'd be missing out on a lot if you skipped it. Do yourself a favour and at least watch the Seven of nine seasons!
>>63526981
TNG's first season didn't suffer from anything besides exceptional versatility and amazing storytelling, meme-spouting child.
>>63526385
>Voyager is the shortest show anyway
What did you mean by this? Voyager has seven seasons while Enterprise has only four seasons.
Enterprise is the shortest Trek anon.
>>63527019
Was this post written by a chatbot?
>>63526925
no.
>>63527019
Hey, it's every-filename-is-Star_Trek_Voyager_fakes_1(...).jpg-anon
I'm genuinely curious as to how this happened
>>63527028
YOU SHALL HAVE NO TREATY
NO VACCINE
AND NO LIEUTENANT YAR
>>63527045
You just lost your /tv/ privileges.
TOS has 3 seasons.
TAS has 2 seasons.
VOY has 1.5 seasons and then you either stop watching or realize that you have no life.
>>63526535
If I owned the game I could just open the door and take my quarters back. Now all I have to do is buy the game.
>>63527055
Why not?
Did you make that scene up?
>>63526555
Nice trips anon but I don't play video games. I would only play this one out of my love for Voyager.
>>63527028
You and Gene are the only people with that opinion
>>63527019
jesus christ her hips
>>63527092
>implying there's anything wrong with interstellar interracial cat fights
>>63527123
hips and nips baby, hips and nips
>>63527119
Star Trek: Elite Force is a Voyager game, farn.
>>63527116
im not looking shit up for you, wannabe troll. even if it wasnt literally stated, that was what was obviously implied. if you didnt get it, im sorry your aspergers is so severe.
>>63527157
Can you quote the line of dialogue where they implied that?
>>63527096
The final episode of TOS is even more bizarre, stupid, off-putting and ridiculous than anything in Voyager including Threshold. Kirk is possessed by a woman and acts hysterical. Yeah great progressive story guys.
>>63527120
Kekking so hard at this conversation
>>63527157
>aspergers
Literally 4 gifs of one episode to try to make a point
The only decent first season episodes of TNG are Datalore, and the episode with the admiral who took that de-aging drug.
>>63526927
>>63527119
>>63527151
elite force is a fanboys voyager simulator.
the single player at least.
>>63526693
All of them are top quality posts. You should save the thread if you are short for time and take a few hours out of your weekend and read the whole thing.
>>63527224
>screencapping your own posts
Janeway-level narcissism.
>>63527205
This must be your first day on 4chan! It is an image-sharing site for people to discuss various topics, divided by category. Make sure to familiarize yourself with all the site rules. Welcome!
>>63527157
What is even going on in this episode? Why is everyone jumping?
>>63527119
Dude if you really love Voyager you'll love Elite Force. Honest to god it has a better plot than like 40% of the episodes.
>>63526763
He got me to anon and I don't even know what it was supposed to be.
>>63527250
heres one more just for you
>>63520431
>City on the Edge of Forever at 4
Good taste, anon. I thought I was the only one that loved that episode.
>>63527274
They've been trapped inside a board game.
Seriously.
>>63527177
I (not that anon) just skimmed through the episode transcript. The problem in your argument is that they never 'fixed' the problems with transwarp, as:
A. They can't figure out how to make a ship exit transwarp at a specific location
B. They can't avoid the fact that going transwarp trashes your DNA, only remedy it ex post facto
>>63527274
They're moving along home
>>63526927
I don't know if all seasons suck but I tried watching it once and I had to stop. I'm skipping it for now. Lets me just put it to you this way. I'm re-watching Voyager right now for the second time and I've never even watched DS9.
The heart just knows what it wants I guess.
>>63527274
its some autistic game they are forced to play.
i call this part hopscotch.
>>63527337
>A. They can't figure out how to make a ship exit transwarp at a specific location
In the first trip, Tom takes the shuttle away and then he brings it back without any problems.
In the second trip, he brings the shuttle to exactly the planet that he wants to go to.
>B. They can't avoid the fact that going transwarp trashes your DNA, only remedy it ex post facto
But that's a small price to pay for going home, right?
>>63527369
GOIN WHERE MY HEART WILL TAKE MEH
>>63527239
Why would I waste my time watching over 100 hours of a show if the show is reddit?
>>63527120
TNG S1 was Star Trek perfected, The Twilight Zone with a recurring cast and milieu, a science fiction fan's -- and writer's -- dream.
The Soap Trek that followed is just fucking heresy.
>>63527369
But if your heart doesn't have faith then you won't go where your heart will take you.
>>63526822
>>63526891
What am I even looking at here....
>>63527369
>I'm re-watching Voyager right now for the second time
Holy shit your taste is fucking awful.
>>63527400
If you've already watched ANY Star Trek at all then it is already too late for you. You've gone full 'Dit.
>>63527400
So you can be a part of this community and enjoy the shitposting and good times with us. It's like a trial by fire, everyone has to do it
It's a good thing Gene Rodenberry died, otherwise he might have been able to have more of an influence on the future of Star Trek.
>>63527440
How many of you have watched J. Highwater's documentaries (available on YouTube for a small fee) before criticising the supposed "inaccuracies" of Voyager?
Let's not pretend that we're all fully-versed in the content. Many are clearly ignorant, yet shitpost anyway.
>>63527481
Why would I want to watch a fraudster's fraudulent frauds?
Dumb fraudposter.
>>63527119
the multiplayer on this is a lot of fun, not sure if its still around. i would choose the can robot from the captain proton episodes and run like crazy trigger spamming the basic phaser
>>63527481
All we're talking about here is watching the shows. Peripheral discussion like the Akoochimoya stuff is more, The More You Know™ then absolutely mandatory
>>63527392
I"m just telling you what it says in the episode. Relevant bits:
>JANEWAY: How did you get back to Voyager?
>PARIS: I saw that you were looking for me, so I took the new engines offline and ended up back where I started.
>JANEWAY: It would appear that the theory of infinite velocity is correct. It may be possible to occupy every point in the universe simultaneously.
>TORRES: Then it's just a matter of navigation. If we could figure out how to come out of transwarp at a specific point, this could get us home.
As for curing things, it's no east venture:
>EMH [on monitor]: We destroy all of the new DNA in his body. His cells will have to use the original coding as a blueprint. But the only way to destroy the mutant DNA is with highly focused antiproton radiation.
>TORRES: Antiprotons? The only place on this ship which generates antiprotons is the warp core.
>EMH [on monitor]: Exactly. I'd like to place Mister Paris in an isotopic restraint and then infuse it with controlled antiproton bursts. A tricky venture, but I see no other alternative.
>TORRES: We'll have to take the warp core offline
>>63520431
>"best of" TNG
>no Tapestry
>>63527533
Is there a John Luck Dealwithityounerd here?
>>63527440
I will admit the Cardassianposting is intriguing
>>63527509
>play game online
>spam chakotay taunt saying "thats why they call me number 1"
>repeat constantly
>>63527550
I don't see why it would be, he's only a simple tailor.
>>63527550
It's mostly just repurposed Frasier-posting.
>>63520202
I just realized she was the original smirk-fu
Remember how in TNG the Trill looked nothing like how they would is DS9?
>>63527369
good man
>>63527523
There's still the second trip, when he navigates perfectly to a planet that can support his lizardman children. He clearly figured out how to navigate to where he wants to go.
And if it's too risky to transwarp the entire ship home, why not transwarp just one person home? Their friends/family would get to know that Voyager survived, and Starfleet engineers could get to work on improving the transwarp drive.
>>63527610
Remember how Klingons looked nothing like in TOS?
