why would you fight crime in heels?
>>63519734
Because she's a whore. That's literally her character, a whore.
Butt is bigger so you can bounce away your enemies using a posterior jerk
Scare off manlets in metel suits
anything to make her ass look bigger since she has none
They only use high heels because it lifts their ass and height. But they can't run or fight...
>>63519797
Female detected
>>63519780
Not even a bad thing, honestly. A woman spy isn't really likely to be the James Bond/Jason Bourne type.
>>63519734
A real woman can do anything in heels.
>>63519846
Isn't Bond just the male equivalent of a buxom slut?
>>63519816
Have you seen Under the Skin?
Her ass is so big it's a distraction
>>63519780
>>63519734
>>63519868
I find the shape shes in for this particular role laughable. Not that I dont think she looks hot, shes just not /fit/ enough to be playing a fullbody suit-wearing superhero.
RDJ
>>63519909
Sure, but he also does a lot of hand-to-hand combat. The fucking isn't really essential to his job. With Black Widow, on the other hand, she can't realistically beat up 3 or 4 big dudes at once then interrogate them, so for her fucking is an alternate way to achieve her goals.
>>63519816
her ass is already big
>>63519992
>he can't realistically beat up 3 or 4 big dudes at once then interrogate them
Except she can and does on film.
She slept with her victims and killed them descrtely while she was KGB not as a shield agent or a avenger.
>>63520017
>that lordosis
>>63520056
Have you read her files? I heard she killed a heap of dudes by fucking them while working for SHEILD.
The Avenger movies are so fucking bad. I dont know how you assholes love them,
>>63519734
Dat ass tho! Goddamn
>>63520074
>Not leaving humanity behind and becoming the lumbar lordosis
>>63520056
>Except she can and does on film.
Sure she does, but I said realistically.
>>63520145
s-snap city?
>>63520161
Realistically I think only Craig and Connery could survive a fistfight. The other were just English poofs.
>>63520017
>5. All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) themes are to be considered "work safe." Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed on the work safe boards.
>>63520260
Jesus Christ! Fuck you!
>>63519936
someone have the emotion chart on this shot (google shit API program)?
>>63519734
Because it would accentuate my calves and all those photos of me defeating a villain while stepping on their back or head would fuel fetishists causing my popularity to sky rocket without looking like an obvious attention seeker.
>>63520311
It's a stupid rule, spoilered nudity should be allowed. Make them change it.
>>63520445
You're back and shitposting anyways, so what's the big deal?
>>63520634
Gee, so sorry I made you have to get up, faggot.
>>63519914
You're retarded bro.
why would you fight crime in heels?
>>63519734
yes. gotta look good when you're saving the day.
>>63519861
teehee
>>63521016
Iron Manlet, Iron Manlet. Can't reach the top shelf. Oh gosh he's a manlet.
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