>mfw i wake up next wednesday morning and see star wars spoilers spammed all over /tv/
How about going to reddit instead?
>>63519697
we've had spoilers for weeks
>Han dies
>Daisy is Luke's daughter
>Luke is bad
I'm watching it at the first viewing - 12AM Midnight.
Since I'm in Germany and in a populated city, what's the chance that a terrorist will attack it?
Spoilers will be out by Monday evening.
>>63519748
stopped reading at han dies, good thing i already knew that
>>63519821
daisy is luke's daughter
>>63519821
Daisy is Luke's daughter
>>63519839
why does han not know who his niece is
>>63519697
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>>63519839
at the end luke skywalker has to decide whether to kill his son or nuke tatooine
>>63519697
Going to the marathon event. So luckily I'll be preoccupied with that all of Wednesday
>>63519830
>>63519839
stopped reading at daisy :^)
And every other board as well. No way this stays on /tv/
>>63519697
Tbh i don't give a shit because im already pretending the movie isn't canon anyways
>>63519886
Daisy
Luke
Daughter
>>63519937
people have terrorized this for over a year. how is this a spoiler?
>>63519937
didn't even read this
>>63519989
Daughter
>>63519989
then how did u know he type something???
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>>63520036
didn't read these either
>>63520036
does anyone have proof though?
If han dies i won't hold my tears
Kylo Solo kills Han
The movie is mediocre
That's it
>>63520048
you have two dads and ones black lmao
>>63519697
Daisy and Kylo Ren are Han and Leia's kids.
Kylo kills Han.
Chewey looses an arm.
Luke is going mad from guarding a sith tomb which contains a powerful relic.
The Rebels have a super weapon.
In the end Luke agrees to train Fin.
>>63519766
doesn't matter, you're already a kuck
>>63519697
>wakes up
>immediately browses /tv/
How does it feel to hit rock bottom OP
>>63520159
get out normie
>>63520096
kek
>>63520053
>Having tears for a bastardized version of Han
Kylo Ren is Darth Vader's phantom
>>63519697
ANON HERE ARE A FEW OUT OF THE THOUSANDS OF POSTS FROM THE FUTURE!!!
>HARRISON FORD DIES!
>BLACK GUY FILURTS WITH WHITE GIRL AND THEY KISS.
>/pol/ IS SOoooooooo BTFO!! KEK KEK KEK YOU MAD WHITE BOYS
>SO WE CAN ALL AGREE THIS IS THE BEST STAR WARS MOVIE EVER
>THANK YOU BASED JJ
>>63520159
Whats wrong with that? I do it too
>>63520106
Po and Daisey are endgame, although she flirts and kisses Fin. /pol/ is butt mad.
>>63520213
Those who fail to learn from the mistakes of their predecessors are destined to repeat them.
>>63519697
Actually there's screening on the 14th so it'll be much earlier
>tfw you will never go to bed and not wake up
