>ywn have years worth of poop from Jessica Chastain avaible for you
>ywn have an entire planet all by yourself to jerk off in piece while you eat and smear her poop all over your body
Why am i still fucking alive
>>63508184
>>ywn have an entire planet all by yourself
Thats what you think. #learnthetruth
>>63508184
Life is not fair
>>63508316
I seriously considered being on a Truman show type of shit for a semi-second there mate
>>63508316
kek
But yeah, technically he shares the planet with a bunch of robots.
That seems dank
>>63508316
AYYYYY
>>63508184
Then I would eat my own seamen after I jerked off. Excellent source of protein. Why didn't they show that in the movie?
>>63508338
I seriously hope this is not the case cause my life is boring
>wew today he stayed in his bed and read the news all day wew
>>63508338
I do that when I'm alone and high. I find I act like there are people watching me and I do funny stuff to make them laugh.
>>63508535
Oh, and when I jerk off I pretend that they like to watch me jerk off. It made me realize why the cam girls do it. That, plus the money they make is probably a good incentive.
>>63508184
>>63508184
>/tv/
>>63508535
Holy fucking shit i just laughed my ass off thinking about you high alone in your apartment doing robotic moves trying to make people you imagined laugh
>>63508588
welcome.
