>I need to Reddit the shit out of this!
What did he mean by this?
>>63507324
Why did you even bother posting this? Honestly threads like this are so common I'm wondering if the average age is 17 here.
>>63507324
Jesus Christ I threw this shit book in the trash about halfway through.
Over 300 pages and zero character development, the main character has about as much of a mental breakdown being stranded for 500 days on Mars as a man stuck on the elevator for two hours.
And here's an example of the humor:
>You know what? "Kilowatt-hour per sol" is a pain in the ass to say. I'm gonna invent a new scientific unit name. One kilowatt-hour per sol is... it can be anything... um... I suck at this... I'll call it a "pirate-ninja
This book reads like an episode of the Big Bang Theory in space
3/10
>>63507438
Hey Reddit
>>63507438
Hello reddit!
Bye reddit!
>>63507441
>le ebin DFW reaction pics
kill yourself
>>63507324
Matt damon sure cost murrica shitton of money on all those numerous saving operations
>>63507324
>>63507438
Woah there edgelord
BACK TO REDDIT YOU FUCKING KUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63507741
But it's not funny
BACK TO REDDIT YOU FUCKING KUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63507441
You posted something similiar in /lit/, why are you obsessed with this?
>>63507765
Quads
>>63507441
Holy Christ is that an actual line from the book?
>>63507780
PAH
No
hated gravity, didn't like interstellah, i assume i need to skip this
>>63507438
That's being pretty generous
>>63507822
Yet here you are bringing the average down redditor
>Everybody at NASA believes in God
I mean I know they need to sell the movie to Americans but that was just eye rolling. Most serious scientists don't start asking God for help
>That scene where 40-50 year old men are discussing Lord of the rings code names
Literal Reddit
>>63508123
It was produced by a redditor
>Technically I'm a space pirate XDDD
Fuck this
>>63507773
I get paid to do this
>>63507805
Yeah it's written by autists for autists
>>63507324
ehuehuehue
>>63507324
>That poster
"He's young, he's afraid
Let him rest, heaven blessed
Bring him home, bring him home..."
>>63507324
I'm going to write a book called The Earthling about a homeless man who watches NASA spend billions to get this autistic manchild back from space while he starves on the streets.
At the end of the book he dies.
>>63507441
I searched that line to check if it's real and got this result:
https://www.reddit.com/r/themartian/comments/2racp8/what_is_you_favorite_quote_from_the_book/
>>63508753
>"Lol I loved the pirate-ninjas. This book is a masterpiece"
>Actual quote from reddit
Jesus Christ.
>>63507438
The average age actually is 17 i think.
Redditors love this board.
>>63508537
Thank you I needed that laugh.
>>63508753
>
I thought when he was told that everything he says was being broadcasted to the world then he replied with -> look a pair of boobs (.)(.)
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Was this book written by a 14 year old?
>>63507324
King Nigger said this was his favourite movie of the year how does this make you feel /tv/
>>63509024
He needs to spend more time watching movies and less time fucking up the country
is this the most reddit movie (flick) ?
I could deal with the redditry until he explains how he's the first space pirate because of maritime law. I was expecting Neil deGrasse Tyson in a snoo costume to burst in through the theater doors yelling "LITERALLY THIS XDDDD" while distributing fedoras and copies of The God Delusion.
>>63509967
Lmao
>>63509024
>King Nigger
...lebron?
nice thread but check em
>>63507324
I still blame myself for falling for that marketing bullshit, never again.
>>63510274
What marketing bullshit?
