ITT: Minimalist posters
oh, because he's running on a blade. this shit sucks
>>63502700
Holy shit that's embarrassing. I pity the "artist" who created this thinking he was in any way witty or minimal in his ham fisted approach.
these posters have always been garbage since the day reddit popularized them
One o' my personal favorites
pic related
>>63502700
You just know there's at least one person out there who actually has this shit on their wall. Imagine that person.
>>63503121
All these minimalists posters are shit but you nailed it. How much did the Jews pays you to make this one?
>>63503098
topkek
>>63503119
>spoiling the only "good" part of that movie on the poster
why would anyone do that
>>63503208
Why the fuck is it that every time movie has a twist some autist has to point out that it was the only good thing about it?
Usual Suspects was entertaining movie even without the twist.
>>63503273
The usual suspects is the only twist movie that triggers me
this is literally the best bait you can find on /tv/
>>63503098
kek
>>63503273
The Usual Suspects was awful from the start, but the "twist" ending is what made me actually vomit.
You know, I don't find these posters funny. They just make me mad.
I'm mad that some retard made this shit and actually thought it was good.
This is offensive, please stop posting. PLEASE.
>>63503098
holy shit 10/10 OP, than you so much today Op was not in fact a faggot.
>>63502700
jesus fuck thats awful
>>63503098
wow, this is fucking great, can't wait to see it on r/chan, 10/10 still ytho
>>63503238
is that a ballsack
>>63503098
huh. I've lurked for years here and never seen this (maybe because i think minimalists posters look like shit so i haven't been in these threads), is this possibly OC, regardless 10keks/10
>>63505050
I wish I could catch the cunt that made this
>>63502700
knife jogger
>>63503253
the official logo isn't enough for you, for fuck sake.
>>63504353
Don't you know what courage looks like?
>>63505563
Hi friend, I noticed that your minimalist CIA was unoptimized so I took the liberty of optimizing it for you.
>>63504522
Surprisingly good poster.
>>63502700
>Bowie Climb Trotter
>>63506545
clever
>>63506545
Too bad the movie was mediocre. I finally watched after having seen it discussed here a bunch of times, and it's just a pretty mediocre sci-fi movie with a plot that is both incredibly predictable and done before
Just chiming in :^)
>>63508238
>Just chiming in :^)
Sure thing famalam :)
>>63502825
Oh FUCK YOU.
>>63503098
You win the fucking thread.
>>63502700
>blade runner
>doesnt kill anyone with blades
>doesnt run very often
>>63508493
looks like bait
This took zero effort, and it still looks better than some of the stuff posted in here
>>63503098
idgi
>>63508552
>most of the stuff posted here is serious
>>63508671
I mean, obviously a lot of the shit in here is jokes, but I could seriously see someone legit trying to pass something like >>63503238 off.
>>63508711
most of them are shitty jokes you could see on some douche t-shirt
>>63508773
Kek
Terrible
>>63503098
toppest of tip top keks
>>63503332
>>63503491
>>63503273
What the fuck, why does /tv/ hate this movie so much? I never see it get discussed and now you're all shitting on it?
the GOAT
>>63503238
that yellow heart looks like my hairy butt
>>63503098
Top Gun, more like Top Kek
>>63508986
This one isn't bad either
Just made this right now lads, what do you think?
Is this minimalist or nah
>>63509280
Is that Memento?
>>63509589
Nah it's the Prestige
Braindead "heh i get that" manchildren will delude the artist he got something. Yet it always spoils something pivotal in the plot. Therefore you should ve already seen it and you are not the audience for the poster. However you are the audience for the geekmarket and that is just sad. Imagine fight club narrator punching himself as a poster. Would you not immediately wonder what was meant by that?
>>63502725
>>63502745
It's banter you stupid Kucks, it's not supposed to be serious art holy shit go back to reddit
>>63503208
if you didn't see it you wouldn't get it until you do
>>63511738
Nice.
>>63511217
fuck you
>>63502725
The irony is that he's not even running on the blade of the knife.
>>63502700
i HATE this poster. Who designed it? A first year art student?
>>63515139
{that guy}
http://simonstratford.com/five-alternative-and-minimal-movie-poster-designs/
>>63509076
what are these?
A couple for my favorite movie
>>63516000
>a footprint
A poster after quentin's heart.
>>63502700
>Literaly a guy running on a blade
>>63502700
>minimalist
>uses a visual pun to represent the title
>STILL HAS A GIANT FUCKING TITLE IN TEXT
That's why this is shit. Remove the title and then you might be close to actual minimalism.
>>63503253
can't tell is this is a loss joke or not.
>>63515688
{thanks,thank you} for {sharing,giving us,showing us} this, I {lost, didn't remember, forgot} the {link,URL,name of the website} of this {faggot,piece of shit}
>>63503238
That is actually in my local library lmao
Looks familiar but I can't place it
>>63518451
Wouldn't really call that 'minimalist'.
>>63518135
I kinda liked this one.
>>63518497
Yeah, I just think it's nice fan art and it popped up on google.
>>63505151
Kek
>>63505050
I don't get it. The Korean film?
>>63518451
If you look at the image closely you can actually see the predator's helmet formed out of the branches of the trees. Go ahead, try it.
>>63518135
Isn't "There are no clean getaways" the tagline for No Country for Old Men?
>>63511217
LEL nailed it
>>63518451
that's the shit right there...
>>63519239
It's for both.
>>63510501
Not unless you saw Vh1's "I Love the 90's" as a kid. Still haven't seen True Romance yet I know how the whole damn story goes cause they spoiled it.
>>63508471
that one's actually pretty nice.
Doesn't match the tone tho
These posters are hilarious. I love that there are people who actually think this crap is clever or creative or at all good in any way.
>>63519112
It's literally an old boy
I hate these minimalist references.
A poster is supposed to make you wanna watch the movie,it has to tell you something.
You'll only get the references after watching the movie,this is not how it should work.
>>63519215
>every fucking time
>>63519703
>Somebody actually made this
Christ
>>63520032
Found the autist
>>63504522
I actually prefer this to the full on pseudo 80's ones
>>63503035
uuugghhh fuck that guy
>>63511217
Kektacular
I hate this board so much
>>63503253
Underrated post
>>63520165
>>63502700
I really really really fucking hate this image
>>63520184
Reddit loves /tv/, faggot
>>63519215
Underrated
>>63503273
>Usual Suspects was entertaining
top lel. It had an overly complicated tryhard script that made the movie not enjoyable at all. It's the kind of movie some 18 year old who is bingewatching cult films from the imdb top 250 list would watch and not understand a thing but at the end be like "WOW LE EPIC TWEEST REALLY GOOD MOVIE ONLY FOR SMART PEOPLE LIKE ME" and then post about it on facebook to make his friends think "hmm he just watched that weird movie I didn't understand that one time and he understood it enough the first time to actually like it so I guess he must be smarter than me".
>>63520761
>>63520761
D'aww babby is buttmad that Christopher McQuarrie's script won Best Original Screenplay and that his own script about space aliens hiding in the anuses of bloated Thai factory workers on vacation with transsexual Nazi Eskimos in France, hasn't been picked up by a studio.
D-does it make you mad, buttbabby?
>>63521870
>>63503098
Masterful.
Just bought this one.
>>63502745
Why don't you tell him?
http://simonstratford.com/five-alternative-and-minimal-movie-poster-designs/
>>63514893
The spine is part of the blade, lad.
blade=/edge
>>63522213
>>63522250
>just showing an important item from the movie
whats the point? Thats not clever or anything
>>63518074
Sauce I need to rub one out
ITT: we post our first year art school poster concepts in hope /tv/ will like us
>>63525606
>>63519556
probably the best ITT
>I like minimalist posters
>>63518451
Predator: Reeboked And Loaded coming to a cinema near you
