ITT: We post clips we might have missed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mjYjMxZJCg
>>63491012
what the fuck are those clothes. looks so cheap and stupid, this is not fucking star wars. star wars can look retarded and childish all it wants, but never cheap. never.
fuuuuck
what is this a daytime soap opera?
thats some yesstyle fit right there.
>>63491127
Episode one looks hilariously cheap
>>63491012
Dothey have to constantly remind her to not make that face she always makes where it looks like she has a singularity behind her teeth?
Chink trailer, with intro:
(No offence meant, chinks)
https://youtu.be/ECYgD7zylrE
What was this image taken from? I haven't seen a frontal shot of Leia like this before.
>>63491619
Nice.
>>63491619
>Han in the cockpit of the Falcon
OH MAN OH MAN
>movie comes out in a week
>still watching clips
Dumbass
>>63491619
Why the chinks get the best trailer?
Where is the naturalism of Monsigneur Lucas?
Where is his trademark humour and verve?
Where, oh where, is the creatureshop?
http://youtu.be/mp8tclJGGUo
>>63491619
wait, so she can just speak to droids? Where does BB-8 come from? Because everyone's worried about Luke, but what's this little droid's story?
>>63492099
BB-8 belongs to Poe, he is carrying a Message from some old guy to the resistance, Poe is captured in that opening scene with the troopers and BB-8 escapes. Rey ends up buying BB-8... Jesus Christ this is a rehash.
>>63492179
It's like poetry.
>>63491619
>cutting PUDDDAJUMPA out of the trailer
They're learning /tv/.
>>63492099
BB8 is from poe's xwing that got destroyed on jakku.
I understand that there was no room for another droid in the cast to be the translator like 3PO, but its pretty retarded for her to understand droid especially when different droids make different noises
>>63491619
>beep boop beep
>where do you come from?
>beep beep boop
>classified really?
>me too.
Disney is actively taking down this image
>>63492388
what did she mean by that?
>>63492404
Why.. ?
>>63492447
Because of what that character is holding.
>>63492476
Is it a dildo or something?
>>63492476
You'd have to be an absolute fucknut to think the main character won't be a Jedi. I guess JJ is that paranoid.
>>63492476
Why though? Obviously the two leads will both use it at some point, I really can't see what the big deal is
>>63492404
Whats the point?
everyone already knows that han is killed by his son kylo and that rey is the jedi for the movie
>>63492099
>>63492179
>>63491619
Eh it doesn't bother me. Han spoke wookie, which made little sense either
>>63492277
Each stanza just sort of rhymes.
>>63492447
Spoils she ends up as the Jedi and not Finn. Further confirms the leaks I guess.
Can't wait for We Wuz Jediz complains, but the can't whine since a woman ends up the hero and if they complain they will get called misogynists. Kek, well played JJ
>>63491619
Holy shit this actually looks incredibly good.
>>63492511
>>63492521
>>63492527
>>63492536
Disney wants to keep it secret. It hit the front page of Reddit starwars.
>>63492548
In Rebels Ezra learned to speak droid in a couple episodes. It's really a non-issue.
>>63492569
I guess Finn isn't force sensitive.
>>63492412
She's not meant to tell people she's Luke's daughter, obviously.
>>63492566
>>63492569
Oh. I thought this was obvious from the very first trailer. Do people need someone on screen to actually say "You're/I'm a Jedi" to understand it?
>>63492569
I WAS TOTALLY NOT EXPECTING THIS
>>63491619
idk why, but don't like Ridley's delivery of her lines. it sounds like she's reading.
>>63492179
so basically it's a new hope with better special effects and a more diverse cast.
>>63492012
>Where, oh where, is the creatureshop?
Right here. Featuring Joan Rivers from Spaceballs,, Bossk with his shit fucked up, an unused Klaus Nomi costume, a pissed off Labyrinth reject and some red guy that's going to get a jillion action figures.
>>63492601
He's an elite Stormtrooper so he can probably fight and hold his own against other people, especially with a super laser sword of death, but probably not a match for a Sith.
>>63492660
>>63492671
From all the Finn as a Jedi photoshops I've seen, there's enough who don't realize it.
>>63492682
yeah i get what you mean, like with that whole "we have a pilot!" line.. wasn't really feeling it
>>63492746
>elite Stormtrooper
Hes a little bitchboy
>>63492713
The first act is going to mirror it a lot, the middle will be pretty knew and the end will mirror it. All in all it will be 66% poetry and we'll have to wait two years for Johnson to release the movie that takes risks. Episode I did this too but nobody brings it up.
>>63492716
second guy from the right is Simon Pegg
>>63492682
>>63492749
That was the stuff they shot in the beginning. JJ and Daisy both said she was stiff and she improved a lot during the filming. It's her first movie much like Mark Hamill in 4. The poetry knows no limits.
>>63492812
You mean the short guy with the giant head or the one in the back with the black helmet?
>>63492716
>Bossk
Which one are you calling Bossk?
>>63492716
>unused Klaus Nomi
topkek
>>63492843
short dude
>>63492553
fuck off newfag
>>63492713
>a culturally enriched new hope
>>63492857
Fat one in the center.
>>63492566
Check your Victim Value Index. Blacks are higher than women. They'll shit about it.
>>63492843
>>63492883
With the peg leg.
>my sides are orbital le rebbit
>>63492930
I can't wait.
The real question is - who dies? I'm voting Han.
>>63491619
"We will crush The Resistance, once and for all." - Darth Plagueis
>>63492566
Apparently even BB-8 is a "female" droid upon JJ's request
>>63492716
The guy to the far left looks like something from the troll market in Hellboy 2.
>>63492566
Jesus... go outside.
>>63492716
the golden droid on the left looks like a mecha pedobear
>>63492964
It's so obviously Han.
>>63492972
That was a mistake, actually. JJ calls BB-8 male all the time.
>>63493007
Strange. I usually call women bb
>>63492989
breathe
>>63491619
The Chinese version looks BASED as fuck. Where can I watch it?
>>63493034
Why would you ask a woman for bareback?
>>63492567
>>63493067
are you guys being ironic or do you really think it looks good
>>63493067
Comes out in January because the chinks only allow a handful of American movies a year.
>>63493170
Better than the prequels.
>>63493170
For the plebeian anti art fan base it just has to be better than what social media meme culture has told them(aka the prequels)
>>63493077
you're mistaken, i call them bb and tell them what to do after i give them 20 tokens
>>63493077
she is great in gotham
>>63492569
BUT HE'S NOT A SITH WHY WOULD JJ LIE TO US
>>63493723
>a card game
>cares about difference between Fallen Jedi and Sith
nobody cares, faggot
>>63491619
mandarin/chinese is such a disgusting language
>>63493273
>We will crush the resistance
>SOUN GOO TU MEEEEEEEE
>SEE WHAT HAPPEN CHINESE PEEPOOR? RESISTANCE CRUSH
>>63493460
Underrated comment.
>>63491012
How much are they paying Harrison Ford to be this enthusiastic? Seriously
>tfw will never sit with Harrison Ford while you both try not to make eye contact and rub your chair
>>63495137
he's going to die in the new movie, isn't he? Imagine the normies reaction.
>>63495274
He deserves a break.
