finally a capeshit trailer that won't be a colossal disappointment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO45vHmHCVw
>>63490362
AHHHHHHH LEO HELP ME
>>63490362
>Still using the shit Bay designs
Nope
mfw kids are going to grow up remember that TMNT look like this now
>>63490362
I can feel it.
tmnt was playing when my gf broke up with me. It has a special place in my heart where I store all things I hate most.
>>63490535
There's a cartoon that's been running for 3 years on nick y'know, it's where most kids would know them from, not the movies.
Fuck do you care about kids anyway.
>Europe, guys
What did he mean by this?
>>63490362
I'm seeing it
>mfw I actually like the Bay designs and think they are the best compromise we can have if we want to make live-action TMNT
>>63490362
Because the expectation is already that it will be trash
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR
Are they mutants yet?
>>63490535
Kids don't give a shit about the Bay movie, they watch the new cartoon which is actually pretty good
was that a fucking trailer for a trailer
>>63490362
>Casey Jones played by Stephen Amell
5 YEARS ON HELLISH LONG ISLAND
>>63490458
TAIL
looks better than tfa already
>>63490656
The 90's suits looked better than the fucking BayTurtles
Ok so are they going to be in Civil War?
>>63490458
leo's in the middle of getting rekt by Bebop on the right in this quick scene.
Donatello and Michelangelo stand there in awe, letting the older, better brothers deal with it.
>>63490362
was that the nutty professor
>>63490681
They never stopped?
>>63490744
Yes Baxter Stockman, one of the few cases of a character who was originally black being whitewashed.
TMNT was a fucking classic cartoon.
Go rewatch it. It does all the stupid capeshit banter but it's actually well-written and entertaining.
>>63490777
oh shit baxter I remember that fucker. Didnt he turn into a fly or someshit?
>>63490717
umm no, you cant compare animatronics to cgi faggot. Turtle suits look a bit cheesy today. Back then it was state of the art but in todays world, some cgi looks pretty good.
>Tyler "Blacked" Perry
>Megan "Bay is literally hitler" Fox
>William "Do you know who you are stealing from ?" Fichtner
>Brian "The asian that nobody gives a fuck about" Tee
might watch it for amell but COME ON !!
>>63490835
Watch the original movie. It holds up amazingly well.
>Muh CGI
It doesn't matter how good the CGI is if nobody wants to look at the Turtles new awful designs
>>63490737
>implying mikey isn't the sleeper of the four
>>63490362
TMNT 2 confirmed for kino.
>>63490786
Don't listen to this guy. Like most poorly drawn and mass produced cartoon shows of the 80s and 90s, it aged like fucking shit.
>>63490717
You can't really expect rubber suits nowadays though.
Bay-turtles design is probably at the right spot between realism (with physical features borrowed from the actual animal and its anatomy) and cartoonish looks.
It's not really great but it couldn't be great. Ideally it would have gone full-cartoon, but that style is completely out of every current trend now. Designs have to be detailed and precise,which the turtles never were.
>inb4 "but they look bad"
>giant mutant turtles
>not being fugly anyway
>>63490814
Yup, in one of the 2000s cartoons though he would lose bodyparts, he was just a head at one point.
>>63490362
>Turtle Wagon shoots manhole covers
That's great
>>63490574
>movie was so bad it made your girlfriend break up with you so she could go home
damn
Aww shit is that my nigga Baxter Stockman? Maybe they can pull off some PG-13 Body Horror as he turns into a Fly monster.
>>63490362
>trailer for a trailer
wut
>>63490868
I have seen them all im not saying they're bad, just a bit cheesy now in my opinion. I grew up watching all the tmnt movies and cartoons. The new designs are not all that bad. You guys are just too fucking butthurt because its cgi and bay is having part of it and Megan fox who is in it (which is ridiculous i hate her shitty acting). I wish they would have used animatronics in the bay tmnt's but knowing how cheap jewllywood is, that will never happen. I bet it would look awesome if they did that.
>>63490653
go on
Do kids even know who these are today?
>>63490868
>It holds up amazingly well.
it looked fucking corny the day it came out mate but it had charm and still managed to look better than cgi ogres which isnt saying much
>>63490362
Looks like shit...another childhood memory ruined.
>>63490362
>finally a capeshit trailer that won't be a colossal disappointment
literally shorter than a teaser. I disappoint OP
>>63490993
idk about you guys but that looks pretty aged like fine wine. Disgusting
>>63490362
Well, even if the rest of the movie is shit at least the turtles will be entertaining. Only good part in the first one anyway, they nailed their personalities
>>63490686
>2012
>new
>>63491051
do you even know what "like fine wine" means
>>63490698
AFTER 4 SEASONS ON A HELLISH CAPESHIT SOAP OPERA
I'VE COME BACK TO MY MAKING MOVIES WITH ONE GOAL: TO SAVE MY CAREER
>>63491081
Man how's he see out of those things? Then again wild boars have poor eyesight so it works.
>>63491075
yes dumbass because wine is aged ? and because wine taste like shit ....?? get it ? get it bro ?
>>63490993
it looked good you fucking faggot and still does. there is no magic when a computer animated turtle from a playstation 3 game is doing backflips and shit at 100 mph down a snowy mountain compared to a martial arts expert in a 150 pound fucking sweaty turtle suit fighting on top of a building
>>63490458
Holy shit are they finally going to have Bebop and Rocksteady?
I might have to watch these movies.
>>63490901
TMNT 2003 is an absolutely GOD-TIER show
>>63491130
The same way chinese people do, very badly
>>63491081
why a black guy though ? i dont get.
>>63491134
>wine tastes like shit
underage b&
![Bebop-Rocksteady-Human-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eM8LGcc.jpg "Bebop-Rocksteady-Human-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-2[1].jpg")
>>63491179
>why a black guy though ?
Because he was black?
>>63491179
Huh?
>>63491199
only rich white fags like wine.
>>63491241
>unironically being non-white
aged like a disgusting nigger
>still no Krang
>still no Technodrome
>>63490653
>>63490981
>getting excited worst megan when new hotness is in town
>>63491225
yeah i never knew that. wasnt the biggest tmnt fan afterall.
>>63490717
No they absolutely did not.
>>63491156
The first one is still on Netflix if you want to give it a go but I'm going to warn you - it is another explosion filled, childhood raping, CGI shit fest from Michael Bay.
>>63491304
/thread
![tmnt20001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xNARTGK.jpg "tmnt20001[1].jpg")
>>63491260
That cloud forming over the city could be a portal to Dimension X, gotta save something for the third movie.
>>63491278
Where's this new hotness you speak of? toe thumbs aside, I think Megan's face has acclimated to the work done on it.
>>63490362
The CGI looks like it's improved at least. They have the turtle van. Maybe this won't be absolutely terrible like the first one.
>>63491278
nice face
>>63491278
She looks like the Xenomorph from the new Star Wars
>>63491322
Michael Bay didn't direct it though
>>63490653
She needs to fuck off.
I'd love this new turtles movie to actually have more fucking TURTLES than some cardboard pinup whore whos acting makes Kstew look like Daniel Day Lewis.
>>63491241
>implying rich
>implying fag
>implying.. white.argentina is white
>>63491322
>from Michael Bay
Go back to reddit or imdb kid
>>63491395
It clearly had a ton of his input.
>there are people on this VERY earth who take their childhood seriously
![AD-Easter-Island-Statue-Bodies-4A[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xBxntp7.jpg "AD-Easter-Island-Statue-Bodies-4A[1].jpg")
>>63491278
I've never seen someone's head capable of touching the ceiling and the floor at the same time.
>>63491444
Oh he just produced it then. Whatever.
It's still garbage. Fuck off.
>>63491279
So you didnt know or care about the character but still made a post whining about why he's black?
>>63491497
What the fuck board do you think you're on?
>>63491497
go back to reddit faggot.
>>63491144
the cartoons are shit too right? because they are animated?
>>63490362
Is she going to show her fucking tits in this or something? In a kids movie? Why did they tease that in the trailer?
Also RIP pre-botox Megan Fox.
>>63491383
id let her face rape me desu
>>63491649
god she was such a qt back in first transformers era
>>63490993
You read the story about these guys in the suits it was a living hell, hot, claustrophobic, no recognition for their work. It was a thankless fucking job.
>>63491722
Do you think Shia fucked her?
>>63491649
>Is she going to show her fucking tits in this or something?
She's never going to show her tits, never ever. no sex tapes either.
SHE CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS
http://www.mtv.com/news/1620922/megan-fox-there-will-never-be-a-megan-fox-sex-tape/
>Megan Fox will bare a considerable amount of skin in her upcoming film, “Jennifer’s Body,” but audiences won’t see the 23-year-old actress anywhere close to fully naked and, as she told MTV recently, the public will never, ever have the chance to click onto a Megan Fox sex tape on the Web.
>“Ugh, never!” said the actress. “That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”
>Just as there will be no nudity on camera in the comfort of her own home, there will be no nudity for Fox on set either. “I can’t ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film,” she said. “It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can’t. I just can’t.”
>In the spring of last year, during filming for “Jennifer’s Body,” pictures of Fox — nude save for some strategically placed pasties and flesh-colored underwear — popped up on the Web. The fact that those photos will now “live forever” — that her body is no longer private — is something that still upsets Fox.
>“That’s the only thing I have left,” she explained. “That’s what I was saying when I was so upset that day [when the photos appeared] is people take everything from you when you’re in this business. Your anonymity is stripped from you. They invade every part of your personal life, your relationships. Everything you say gets judged, everything you do gets judged. Literally all I have left are my private parts and I don’t want to also share them with the world. I’d like to keep them private. That’s why they’re called that!”
>>63491731
Imagine the fat burned off in those things though. Wearing it alone would be a sweat box, but doing martial arts as well? Probably safer having an orgy in a sauna.
>>63491757
No, he's a faggot playing hard
>>63491757
no but Bay did
>>63491765
We were probably close to seeing this until Bay threw her a bone with Transfomers.
>>63490362
anyone else happy to see Johnny Knoxville still getting work? even if it is just voice acting a Ninja Turtle.
>>63491144
>there is no magic
You can kill yourself now. It was a good scene.
>>63491935
I would rather we get another jackass movie.
>>63491935
Johnny knoxville is a crazy bastard and I love him for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVvkV3UtQ6Q
>>63491254
>lol racism memes XDXD
>>63491982
Johnny Knoxville is like a natural born leader. Granted its channeled for something retarded but he would have had a successful military career if he applied himself.
>>63492034
I'd vote for him as president.
>>63490695
underrated
>>63491480
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>tmnt
>capeshit
Learn your memes, dip.
Live action costuming would have been infinitely better, but I suppose old Mikey couldn't handle such a thing.
>>63490362
does the opening imply dimension x?
finally this guy
>>63490362
Here is the full trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drnlNVYEa_c
