Post movies you wish you could punch in the face.
To be honest OP, the only bard part of the movie was the script, the actors, and the rubber dildo nightstick. I actually liked the premise and location. The "actors" were overdoing it though.
>>63489565
I hate that movie so much.
>>63489586
Fuck off asshole.
Any of the hobbit movies.
And by face I mean testicles.
And by Hobbit movies I mean Peter jackson
>>63489565
don't you mean belly?
so hard it would be a hate crime
>>63489565
-Boring, pretentious movies (Nolan, Kubrick, Shymalan's, etc.)
-Bland, uninteresting movies like Annabelle
-Worst are movies with wasted potential like Hugo
>>63489586
Juno was a good movie. But "Picture of the Year" is bullshit
Most hamfisted thing I've ever seen
>>63490861
they played this at my freshman orientation and kids were honest to god crying over it.
Her
Melancholia
>>63490861
FUCK this movie. It acts like it knows what racism is and its so fucking forced.
Interstellar. I don't know why, so many people say it's their favorite movie, and it's worth a watch when it's full of plot holes.
>>63490861
I actually don't mind that it was hamfisted for the same reason that I don't mind Schindler's List being hamfisted.
It's kind of why it exists, you know?
I haven't even finished it yet that's how much I can't stand it.
The pretentiousness of this movie and the hamfisted nature of the message rustles me so. That and the sacrifice of decent writing or believable characters/setting just adds to that anger.
>>63489565
Not the movie, but I want to punch Michael Cera so goddamn much.
>>63491708
what did they mean by this?
>>63491708
>Message
uwotm8
>>63489565
>ultrasound person in the hospital was scanning the qt's stomach, and made a comment about how it's generally unwise to have children young
>Juno's mom flips her shit, get's uppity, "my daughta dindu nuffin" , "stronk womyns"
>Whoever wrote that dogshit script expects the audience to actually sympathize with the mom
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>>63491850
>"you in our world now nigga"
Space kek floats around for an hour and a half. How groundbreaking...
>>63491680
One of those movies that after you're done you're not quite sure what you just watched, what was it's point or why it was made.
