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2015-12-09 17:40:12 Post No. 63478628
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2015-12-09 17:40:12
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>Molly, did I ever tell you about your mother? She died of cancer while investigating the connection between your grandfather and an alien conspiracy. Those same aliens saved my life when the lights from their mothership blinded a burly Germanic gangster who was strangling me to death, but because of their intervention I was able to grab my service weapon and shoot him in the head. Then the aliens peed on me. During the same night your grandfather was shot in the gut by an Indian who had orchestrated the largest massacre of police officers in Midwestern history, which you were never told about. After they'd all been killed I made plans with your grandfather to have breakfast with your mother, which never happened because she was dead, as you know because you found her lifeless body in the kitchen, a traumatic event which precipitated your eating disorder. She was a good wife.
