>tfw it's a Channel 5 show about being on the dole
>>63472607
Joey Barton is shit
Would you, /tv/?
>>63472607
Great, I like laughing at scumbags on the dole.
Remember when we had dole threads?
>*dole music plays*
>>63472646
What is considered dole music though?
>>63472627
Dumping some more 10/10 dolites.
>>63472672
Classically, it's the Bong one, a digitized garbled version of Vivaldi's Four Seasons
>>63472627
Aging chavs.
The alcohol hits hard, she's only 25
>>63472709
What about this one?
I've never cared about 'muh benefit scroungers' because they all have grim miserable lives. It's not like they use taxpayers money to go jet skiing in the Caribbean.
>>63473054
It's not like they're avoiding paying millions and millions in tax and using that tax dodging to pay for more yachts and Caribbean islands. Like starbucks or amazon or any other big company. Being a lawyer to help people dodge tax is a career. And the price these people charge is so high that the plebs can't afford to dodge tax.
>>63472672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw
>tfw no job
>tfw it's a Channel #5 scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7bivGGr93A
God bless you all
used to work as security for the JC, truly depressing place
>>63473279
ever had to bash someones head in? like a local nonce or summet?
>>63473302
haha no, kicked off once big time though, someone launched a chair at one of the staff.
>>63473054
Except they are mate. Literally billions is wasted on these cockroaches that refuse to work.
Should be rounded up and put in labour camps.
>>63473329
>We should avoid wasting billions...by spending tens of billions!
Do you work in the civil service?
>>63473098
>leftist nonsense: the post
>got a labouring job last friday
>they checked my references on monday (I know cause they both told me)
>still havent gotten back to me yet
For fuck sake it's almost christmas I need money niggas.
Right now I have enough money to have enough booze to make it through christmas or to buy my family presents, but not both.
![Shame%201_5885361[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MNVOXjP.jpg "Shame%201_5885361[1].jpg")
>tfw it was dole day yesterday and i've already spent it all
>>63473329
yeah theyre all living it up in dubai right
>>63473338
>implying it would cost billions put cockroaches into slavery
Are you retarded? Feed them on scraps and simply gun down the ones that refuse to work or try to run away.
Also throw in the gypo scumbags as well
>>63473399
And how much do you think you'll be paying people to gun down those that refuse to work or try to run away?
>>63473399
>doesn't know how to read
Cockroach detected. You would be in a labour camp if I was PM.
>>63473329
the money lost is laughable compared to the taxes corporations avoid paying
>>63473428
I can guarantee people would do it for free.
LITERALLY gunning down hundreds of scumbags for free? Where do I sign up? It's practically a new leisure sport
>>63473458
>Where do I sign up?
>>63473436
So just how big is Corbyn's cock? Does he choke you with it?
>tfw you realise you're no longer a teenager, it's not the early 2000s, and there's no Shannon Tweed softcore movie scheduled for Friday night on Channel 5
What happened, lads?
>>63473518
Bad times mate. Bad times.
I remember tuning into 5 to catch the lewd programs after midnight. Porn has ruined me though.
>>63473518
>this generation will never know the feeling of stealing the lingerie catalogue from the post and going up to the attic for a cheeky wank
I wish I was living in the UK
>>63473155
That takes me back!
>tfw you get transferred to the wrong department
>>63473379
how much did you get?
>dole music starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKnyrHBwu10
>>63473578
Careful what you wish for m8
>>63472672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw
so this job centre shit is just bong for welfare office right
>>63473155
This music is triggering some serious PTSD, holy shit I'm so glad I got my shit together.
>tfw I'm now 25 and spend my days wandering around the world teaching English and saving money because I have no actual skills should I return home.
I miss home, but there is fuck all jobs down inCornwall..
I'm hoping to just save up enough to buy a flat, then rent it out, and use that to help while I continue to figure out what I'm doing in life.
>tfw I will never be a teenager again staying up late to watch Family Guy, The Mighty Boosh and Two Pints of Lager on BBC 3.
>>63473054
>they all have grim miserable lives
>>63473834
>delusional: the post
>>63473800
Yeah, you go along every week and prove how you are trying to get a job, your officer signs you off so you can get your money. I was on it for a couple of months when I turned 18 and I can honestly tell you it was one of the most soul crushing experiences I've ever been through. The air of failure in that building and being a part of it is hard to describe to someone who hasn't gone through it.
>>63473800
Yep I think so.
I think now you have to go every week, and write online what you are doing every single day, or no money.
>tfw I am a conservative voter who finally made the jobless NEETs get their shit together.
why do you watch these depressing shows about other people's shit lives? it's not even funny, it's just boring
>>63472672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyONbqggasY
>>63473834
the sad thing is there are neets that actually believe this is what their life is like
>>63473861
>every week
Damn. I'm in France and I need to report my job-hunting "progress" maybe once a year. How much do you bongs get? I get 800 euros per month.
>>63473891
white brits dont actually listen to skepta right? american rap is about a million times better than this garbage
>>63473856
My father had to go once for like 2 weeks after he left the Navy and got a civvie job.
>tfw the Job Center staff tried to make him apply for a shelf-stacking job and threatening to remove his benefits.
>"I receive no benefits, I've been an engineering officer for 25 years and expect to receive a job offer within the next 2 weeks. I am here because I want to keep my national insurance contributions going."
>"B-but you have to apply for this job. I say so"
>"Or what?"
>"...."
Writing this from memory so excuse the shitty storytelling.
>>63473905
on peut avoir une aide si on a jamais travaillé [à 30 ans] ?
>>63473905
A quick google shows me for ages 24+ about £300 a month ish.
>>63473927
Grime isn't to be taken too seriously, it's light entertainment with silly jokes, over the top meme personalities and fun live shows. That type of music has its place too.
>>63473899
Its just bait
>>63473927
it's not hip hop blud, it's grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rivFCwwvoh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1CbgtUA5I
>>63473927
BLUKU
>>63473927
This >>63473964, the most successful grime artists are the ones who don't take themselves too seriously or even try and compete with American hip hop. It's just a bit of fun.
>>63473979
>nigger shit
People literally listen to this shit unironically
>>63473964
yeah but theres difference though, skepta is fun with club bangers dizzee is all around good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3awpTfbpyyc&list=PL0A1D1F575FC93078&index=3
>all these mad wagekeks
>>63473964
>>63474021
Classic example, how can you not find this hysterical?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-dTi4lqMMw
>>63473936
RSA+APL
>>63473155
Here's Australia's dole music, a little classier if I do say so myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALngdQl8zcs
>>63473861
Conservatives have done nothing to hinder us mate. They've actually done more damage to workers than us NEET's.
>grime discussion on /tv/
well now i've seen it all
THREAD HIJACK
POST BANGERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXqV1wLfv0c
My friend is on the dole and he always gets sanctioned by them so I always take the piss.
top bants
>>63474255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtFskwETwhg best grime
>>63472627
The resemblance is uncanny
>>63473827
>Family Guy, The Mighty Boosh and Two Pints of Lager on BBC 3.
All tosh.
>>63474058
>>63473891
>>63473927
I don't really like grime but i'd say it can work sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TTceYEJif4
>>63474255
>>63474325
ESKI BOI BOI BOI BOI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iNGYKXPcrg&index=78&list=PL3vCMBMAqQ_1nDIASD6ZY--_IZvEfa9oQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTKSIk7Uqvo&index=79&list=PL3vCMBMAqQ_1nDIASD6ZY--_IZvEfa9oQ
^bare qts in this vid
reminder that Chip BURIED Bugzy Malone
>>63474058
Skepta's reply was better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKutTL_KLig
>>63473399
What year you in son, and why are you playing truant?
