What are the chances of a shooting like during the Dark Knight Rises?
You're more likely to get hit by a car on the way in. My advice is to not leave your house.
>>63468815
100% no meme
Quite high, that it will occur somewhere
>>63468815
Obviously just bring a gun of your own, and you'll be fine.
In fact, if everyone in the theater has a gun, too, you'll be even safer.
Probably about 1 in 10,000. Per visit.
>>63468815
considering all the shootings recently, probably not a lot, since theaters will be really suspicious and are taking extra precaution
sadly, this means i probably won't be able to wear my darth revan costume
>>63468815
You'll be fine, you faggot.
>>63468836
Pretty much this.
>>63468815
I hope you die.
i dont go to premeire anymore because people get all excited and the energy is very high and the audience is usually very loud and strangers get all chummy because of the sense of coming together for a culturally loved franchise/look-forward-to new release.
>>63468815
I am afraid that if go with my family, my wife and her son will be in danger.
>>63468815
It's just memes bro
>>63468815
There is four thousand movie theaters in the united states
That was one
Chances are one in 4,000 fag
>>63468873
>"Internet hate machine"
>>63468893
>>63468815
A literal .025% chance
What if I masterbate in the premier ?
dubs confirm shooting
Just mind your falcon and you should be fine
>>63469155
MyMilleniumFalcon?
obviously if you live in a small town or not a major city/state, then your chances increase, but it's super unlikely with all of the recent events anyway.
>>63468815
>Be American
>Get shot
>Star Wars premier
>Sitting in a theater full of sour smelling autists, commenting on every retarded detail and generally being loud spergs
A theater shooting will be an improvement tbqfh
>>63468857
>>63468815
>>63468815
>tfw peaceful refugees decide to shit on everyone's parade and ruin STAR WARS EPISODE VII
I would literally go out and start campaigning for Trump the next day.
>>63469592
>not campaigning for Trump already
What are you, a faggot?
Niggers and mudslimes are worthless, deal with it
>>63469592
>Disney pushes race mixing
>niggers shoot up premiers and fuck disney's numbers up
Top pottery desu
>>63468836
this. Fuck going outside. Everything I need comes from this magical box call an imac
Just shoot everyone within a five-mile radius. That way you eliminate any potential threats and get the theatre all to yourself. Plus there'll be nobody left to enforce the no-singles policy.
Oh some asspained, drug fueled Muzzie is definately going to after it. Probably in the UK, because theater shootings in the US are a pretty white person deal.
But I'm not going because I don't want to give JewJew Abraham $20 bucks and watch as he shits on the EU
>>63468815
A shooting will be guaranteed, hell there's probably going to be more than one.
>>63468853
>mfw americans clap and shoot up in the air with their assault rifles after a movie ends
I want an evil Yoda.
I though Luke would be that.
YOUJRE MORE LIKELY TO GET IN A CAR ACCIDENT
YOUR BRAIN HAS BEEN TERRORISTKEKED
CONGRATS FAGGOT
>>63469710
Only after we tip the projectionist.
Disney are in kahoots with CIA. There will never be a shooting in disney's flicks
>>63469592
Trump would fund this false flag
>>63469730
What happens if you don't tip the projectionist?
>>63469755
you get shot
>>63469636
Trump is a kike. But a ruined STAR WARS premier would put me in his corner.
Anywhere outside of the US?
You'll be fine.
>>63468815
A local theater in Florida has cops come to every premiere night.
>>63469737
Trump is a businessman first and foremost. He's smart enough to know not to bother paying for that when peaceful Muslims will do it for free anyway
>>63469710
>tfw bring my assult frile to the theater
> get to by pass the falcon check in
> get vip shooting seats
> shot at fellow americans in solidarty
> every sings the national anthem while shooting at falcons during the tailers
> smoke a cuban cigar lit with a blood dimond
> blown my left over popcorn up with the theater morter after the show.
I love this country.
>>63470158
where you at? 954 represent!
>>63470158
Do they give you penis inspection?
>>63469636
And yet a dindu is in your Star Wars. Kek, enjoy.
Their will be a heavy police presence for the opening nights, guran-damn-teed.
Some of you guys are alright dont go to star wars premiere
Pretty high seeing as only autistic asspies like star wars. MUH FORCE
$20 says there's some sort of shooting or riot at a theater opening night
In America of course, no other country is as uncultured as we are
>>63470403
This to be quite honest family shaking my head
I'll bring my stormtrooper armor and E-11 rifle its gonna be great
>>63468815
Like zero %
But then again, there are sensible gun restrictions in Germany.
>>63471405
It's bad that you don't have sensible restrictions for other things.
>>63471433
Like what? The one thing I know is fucking factually misregulated in the EU is the IU of Vitamin D3
>>63471522
Immigration/asylum seekers
>Shootings in the US
>Bombings in the EU
Why is the world such a dangerous place nowadays that you can't even go to the movies?
>>63471661
Since we have a birth rate of like 0.4 per family, we actually need to import people to simply keep up our level of economy.
Plus, these people will do any jobs in the first ~10 years, and most people here don't like scrubbing toilets or worse.
>>63471707
You should just have more children then. If you love money more than family or your country, you basically deserve to be overrun.
>>63468815
Fairly high to moderate depending on your state.
>tfw you'll be seeing this shit on IMAX 1 day earlier than US
Literally the only good thing about traveling here for work. That and the cheap as shit whores who look like they're barely 13.
>tfw watching it in a comfy Australian theatre
no issue here
>>63471707
Oi vey it's the low birthrate jew again.
ProTip nigger: white intelligent genes can't be replaced with nigger/sandnigger stoopid genes. Simple.
>>63468815
When the shooting goes down, make sure to shield your girlfriend and take the bullets for her so you can be remembered as a hero.
>>63471707
Then why won't make it easier for hardworking, Christian Latinos to come to Germany?
Imagine having more Brazilian qts in Germany, but instead you'll have a bunch of illerate Mehmets raping your women.
Why would someone shoot up a theater before getting culturally enriched?
>mfw americans have a 100% of getting shot
Pretty damn high whether it's isis or /r9k/. I'm not watching til the 20th at the earliest
>>63471691
Time to move to Japan
I'm questioning if I should go day 1 just to see how excited/angry people will be and have some stories to talk about in the near future
>>63468876
Nothing worse than that chummy stranger at a midnight release. Just because we both like Star Wars doesn't mean I want anything to do with you.
>>63468815
50% chance, it either happens or it doesn't.
>>63469729
Not if I don't get in a car. Thing is, going to events like this do increase the chance of shit happening to you.
TDKR shooting happened because of how terrible it was compared to TDK
JJwars only has to be better than attack of the clones, and its impossible for it to be worse than attack of the clones.
>>63468815
definitely higher now that you gave me the idea
>America is such a shithole that americlaps are afraid to see a movie
I'd bet there's going to be a mass shooting at one of the theater showings. Doesn't mean it's yours.
in most of Europe around 0%
in Paris, London and Brussels about 5%
in America close to 90%. try moving in a zig zagging motion while walking to the theater
>>63471691
>mfw israel is safer than america/europe
keep getting keked by mudslimes and niggers
I'm always scared to go to Star Wars screenings after this bald dude and his gf with blue hair spoiled how Vader was Luke's dad.
>>63468815
>What are the chances
>>63468815
>live in a small town in England
inb4 the only people with guns in England are farmers and farmers mums.
>>63468815
This is why theaters have no singles policies.
>>63469667
>apple products
>>63468815
Just bring your own gun.
>>63468815
Hundreds of people shoulder to shoulder lined up like ducks in a row in a dark room. You shouldn't be worried at all. Enjoy your movie.
>>63475758
The same bald dude who crashed his car through the wall of our club!?
>>63468815
You should be allowed to carry guns.
It's the best way to stop the bad guys.
>Live in third world country
>movies premier here before US
>don't have to worry about getting shot
>4 dollaridoos for tickets
>can bring any food I want into the theaters
>people aren't cunts
feels good f.am
>tfw english
>tfw the only shootings here will be epic bantz between the lads
>might even go for a cheeky nandos before the film then have a few bevvies in spoons after
why are we so superior lads
there is literfally 0 percent chance there isnt a shooting somewhere
>>63473642
This
Do you guys even RNG
>>63468815
when going to an American cinema just remember the basics
>be vigilant of any suspicious individuals
>be vigilant of any suspicious activity
>have your phone ready to 911
>take a bullet proof vest
>sit close to the exit
>remember to bring footwear that'll make running easy
>>63469771
>be american
>have to seriously consider the possibility of getting shot while watching a movie, going to school or going to church
JUST LIKE MY WAR TORN AFRICA
What would happen if everyone brought a gun to the cinema?
Mass shooting from all sides?
>>63468815
I am carrying my Glock 17 wherever I go. If shit really goes down no one will give a shit about theater policy.
>>63468815
Disney will probably engineer a shooting for publicity.
Four billion dollars and the hundreds of millions for the film and marketing is on the line. That is enough money to kill.
>>63471743
>loving your country
>>63476607
>shooter comes in
>/k/ommando takes out gun
>people start screaming, running, and shoving
>/k/ommando start shooting frantically in panic in the dark
>more casualties than expected
>>63476607
The bullets will cancel each other.
Simple physics.
>>63476751
>>63476607
It's true.
>>63476659
swede detected
>don't be american
>don't get shot
pretty easy desu senpai
>>63471405
>sensible restrictions
I'm bringing my lightsaber with me
That will show them sand people
Oh man, I just realized, the 501st are gonna have a really crappy time at this moviewhat with not having girlfriends and all
>>63476683
He he... nice.
>>63469387
underrated post
>>63476880
Atleast they got each others
