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DUDE ASSASSINS CREED LMAO
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>>63465967
I'm still pissed they didn't adapt Altair or Ezio's stories.
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>>63465967
DUDE FASSBENDER LMAO
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>>63465980
DUDE UNIBROW SMUGBENDER
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This is by far the worse career choice he could make. producing and starring in vidya. not great
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How can Assassins not stand out of the crowd when they wear such revealing and obvious costumes?
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>>63465967
>no beak on the hood

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>>63466026
he probs just wants to have fun, playing cool stealth assassin make believe nd get paid for it. cant fault him for that at all.
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>>63466046
Assassins derive their power from their coolness. The more cool they are, the more powerful they are.
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>>63465967
i wonder if he does the assassin strut properly
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>>63466150
Is that why ninjas are the best?
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>>63466158
and he needs to push people out of the way properly
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The whole cast is fucking confusing. Marion Cotillard, Brendan Gleeson, Michael K. Williams, Jeremy Irons. Out of all of them, Irons is the only one at home. Regardless of the obvious answer, that they are going to make a lot of money, why is there a draw to be in this? Is that the only answer? Money? Is there any chance that this transcends all other video game film adaptations?
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>>63466166
holy mother of fuck, Ninjas confirmed for coolest.

times dubs AND dubs on top of that, nigga thats a great post.
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Will this be the first GOOD vidya adaptation?
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>>63466166
Potentially, yes. If there are too many ninjas the power gets distributed between them and they become weak.
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>>63466217
That must be why the turtles got more powerful when Splinter was captured.
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how much of the movie will be spent climbing towers and hiding in haystacks?
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>>63465980
They want it to be in canon with the game series or some bullshit.
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>>63466363
I thought people stopped giving a shit about canon after 2
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>>63466206
There's no good material to adapt.
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i hope warcraft and this bomb extremely hard

i don't want a film industry overrun by both capeshit and gameshit

>>63466340
im sure they will be some ebic reference to the haystacks with fass making some quirky quip after using one to escape from guards or something.
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>>63465967
BASED JAKE DID A SHITTY VIDEO GAME MOVIE TOO LEAVE FASSBENDER ALONE
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>>63465967
i love how hitman only managed b movie actors while the very first AC movie gets an A+++ actor starring
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>>63466417
I don't want video game movies to become a new thing but I'd love a campy MGS3 movie
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>>63466417
On the contrary, there is a great deal of good material to adapt. What's lacking is people who want to make a serious adaptation.
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>>63466417
>tfw 2015 and no Halo movie
>tfw no supernatural action/detective Ninja Gaiden movie
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>>63466450
Then watch a Bond movie or just play MGS3.

>>63466452
There's no good Ass Creed material to adapt.
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>>63466480
>Then watch a Bond movie or just play MGS3.

fuck you I want a mgs3 movie with young Kurt Russel as BB
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>>63466480
I thought you mean video games in general have no good material.

But AC could be turned into a good movie. The story doesn't have to be poetry.
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>>63466449
I lost all my respect for Fassbender
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Assassins Creed is so fucking bad.
The story is retarded. After Ezio it just kept getting worse and worse.
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>>63466664
fuck that was close
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>>63466664
Even during Ezio. Revelations is where it started to drop quality and has been shit ever since.

Well the "main" story anyway. The games themselves fluctuate.
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>>63466699
He was saving the quints for me.
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>>63466712
Revelations was solid and served as a good bookend to Ezio and Altair's stories. Desmond's story is JUST-tier throughout the whole series though and really detracts from the games.
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>>63465967
Realer than real life!
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>>63466699
ooooo
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>>63466422
no worry i played like 1hour the first or the second assassin creed not sure it was shit movie will be shit for sure this is a trash game like call of duty
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Are the new AC games worth checking out? I loved AC 1, 2 and Brotherhood, Revelations was okay and I dropped 3 somewhere near the end because it was pretty shitty. I think there have been a pirate and French Revolution ones since then, how are they?
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>>63466712
Don't forget the ending to Desmonds story where he literally kills himself like a bug to a bug zapper.
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>>63466712
Brotherhood was the last game done by the original creator of AC. After Brotherhood he left Ubisoft cause they had conflicting ideas.

So ubisoft turned the AC franchise into a cheap cash grab.
That's the reason of why AC turned to shit after AC2/Bruthahood.

The irony is that the creator of AC studied cinematography.
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>>63466913
ac4 was fun as hell. its a pirate game first, all that assassin stuff is background
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>>63466913
The pirate one is fun.
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>>63466758
Revelations was a piece of shit fan fiction. It was not needed and the writting was terrible. It made Altair into a copy pasta of Ezio.
All tragic and shit.
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>>63466191
gleeson could easily play some member of the clergy, or a corrupt politician, or a criminal businessman
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>>63465967
I've never played an Assassins Creed game, but just from these set photos I'm now going to see this movie. Trailer when?
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>>63466969
Then wny make it assasin's creed to begin with instead of branching into a different franchise?

Ubi and his greed is stupid.
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>>63466975
watched my brother play the ship battles and it looked like a clusterfuck
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Anyone else here see the OG Assassin's Creed kino?
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Poor Fassy another flop inbound.
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this is capeshit tier
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>>63465967
DUDE FASSBENDER LMAO

I hope, for his sake, Macbeth isn't bad
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>>63467024
That's why they made the pirate game after they figured out it was the best aspect of 4.
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>>63466185
kek
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>>63467064
If it's actually good it'll do alright.
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>>63466545
You know when they make this into a movie it won't be good.
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