ITT; Films you personally don't regard as cannon.
-Hannibal
-The Matrix Reloaded
-The Matrix Revolutions
-Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
-Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
-Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
-Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
-Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
-The Bourne Legacy
-American Psycho 2
-Diamonds are Forever
-All of the Roger Moore Bonds
-Terminator 3
-Terminator 4
-Terminator Genesis
-Die Hard 5
-All Three of 'The Hobbit' Movies
-Finding Dory
-Cars 2
-Predator 2
-Alien vs Predator
-Alien vs Predator requiem
-Transformers 2
-Transformers 3
-Transformers 4
-Blues Brothers 2000
-Taken 2
-Taken 3
-Pirates of the Caribbean 4
-Probably any Disney Cartoon sequel ever
-Shrek 3
-Shrek 4
-The Hangover 2
-The Hangover 3
-Anything after Home Alone 2
-Any SAW movie after #1
Look deep withing your own heart /tv/, you know pretending these films don't exist make the originals/main series better. I typed this up myself, non pasta, I've seen every one of these movies except the ones that haven't yet been released (Star Wars 7, Finding Dory etc.)
What ones have I forgotten to list /tv/?
>>63462250
add the rest of the pirates movies after curse of the black pearl as well.
>Canon
>mattering at all
Pirates of the Caribbean 4 had plenty of cannons though.
>>63462291
I originally thought so too anon, but the map to the secret realms and Barbossa coming back to life is so cool I can't cast that aside.
So much wasted potential though, I wanted to see the other places on that map, we only saw one out of how many possibilities :(
>you must be lost to find something that cannot be found
Classic
> not liking Reloaded and Revolutions
There was a lot of shit, but a lot of that shit was awesome.
>>63462392
Gibbs memorized the entire thing, so you never know.
The idea of a canon only makes sense in the context of Catholicism, where you have an authoritative religious institution that can determine whether on not certain works are divinely inspired and thus inerrant. Whoever decided to export that concept to works of popular fiction where it's all fake anyway is a bastard.
oh i like this thread
- All Alien movies apart from the original
- Star Trek: Into Darkness
- Die Hard 2
- Die Hard 5
- Terminators 3, 4, 5
- Iron Man 3
- The Hobbit movies
- Final Destination 2, 4
- Lethal Weapon 3, 4
- all the TNG Star Trek movies
- American Psycho 2
- Transformers 2
- X Files 2
shit if we do tv series than a few (of many) that come to mind are
- Archer Vice/season 5
- Fringe seasons 4 and 5
- last 2 seasons of X Files
- most of seasons 1-2 of Star Trek: TNG
- everything in Stargate: Atlantis after Beckett dies
so many im forgetting..
>>63462424
>Morpheus goes from being the #1 badass around to just another pawn under Zions thumb. Ruins his character completely
>Goes from a low scale 'Crew of the Nebuchadnezzar vs the Matrix' setting to a massive 'All of Zion vs The Matrix' setting. Ruins the cosy, personal tight knit vibes of the first.
The only awesome thing about the two Sequels is seeing more of Agent Smith and learning more about 'The Matrix' from The Architect, The Oracle and The Keymaker. All of which doesn't justify another 2 movies.
All else is garbage.
>>63462452
Yes, but that felt like a cop out. Although according to Pirates 2 the Master Copy of that chart is still held by that Asian Dudes father in Shanghai or wherever it was. The guy that goes with them to the edge of the earth says so.
>Are these as accurate as your fathers charts?
>No, but they lead to more places.
Wasted potential man :(
>>63462557
few more
- The Thing prequel
- Escape From L.A
- the entire 3rd act of Event Horizon
- the entire 3rd act of Sunshine
- Starship Troopers sequels
- Major League sequels
- American Psycho 2
- Indiana Jones: Crystal Skull
- Sanshiro Sugata 2
- Matrix Revolutions
I actually liked Reloaded. Sue me.
>>63462862
>>63462557
Hard to disagree with any of these
Totally agree with Iron Man 3, I thought 2 with all its problems was still way better than 3. At least 2 still felt like Iron Man
I like any lethal weapon desu, Just having Danny Glover and Mel G onscreen together makes any movie good enough on that merit.
I liked a lot of content from Matrix Reloaded too, but it still takes #1 down a level by putting them in the same universe.
Oh well
>>63462250
>-Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
>-Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
>-Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
>-Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
grow up you manbaby
>>63463048
>It's Cleaving then
>>63462250
Jason X. I see it more as a what if story than actual canon.
Anything after the first Highlander.
>>63462250
So instead of accepting that Hollywood ruins the names of good series for a quick buck, you're just going to put your fingers in your ears and shout nonsense, pretending they dont exist?
Well guess what. I loved the LotR trilogy as much as any of you, but Hackson sold the fuck out and made a prequel trilogy almost on par with that of the Star Wars Prequels.
GET. OVER. IT.
Sorry about the tough love, anon.
>canon
Why is everyone using this meme buzzword all of a sudden?
What the hell man? Finding Dory isn't even out it, give it a chance
>>63462250
Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection. terrible.
>all those meme opinions
