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Has an advertisment ever made you mad?
>>63449098
They didn't make me mad, but they sure sold me on sticking with Windows.
>>63449098
PC detected
>apple started off as a business mans computer
>windows was the cool hip teen
>they made the switch some how
>>63449098
This campaign was a great advertisement for windows and PCs
>>63449098
>Mac is a dirty college hipster, probably unemployed and eats nothing but ramen and hot pockets
>PC is a well adjusted adult with a career, goes to fancy restaurants with his trophy wife
Gee I sure want to get a Mac now!
>>63449098
perhaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRP9OFx9W8c
>>63449098
Death of that faggot's career made me amused.
![499131-rhonda-and-ketut[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3L5QQRV.jpg "499131-rhonda-and-ketut[1].jpg")
When they have one successful ad and just end up making a million spin-offs for ages it gets annoying quick.
Dishonorable mention to "We bought a jeep"
This shit honestly was the final call in me getting a PC with Windows XP over a Macbook
There's a QI clip where David Mitchell (who was the PC in the UK version of these ads) talks about how these adverts were stupid as the PC was funny and cute whereas the Mac was a complete douche.
>>63449098
>Oh my gawwd, it's so difficult putting avocados into clay bowls
>Excuse me, I need the boss to sign for this
>*incredulous guffaw and head cock*
>Um, don't you see me putting avocados into clay bowls right now? Clearly, I'M DAH BOSS!
I WANNA SEE YOU BE BRAVE!
>It's an advert for food or makeup
>"It contains madeupatonin and dunexistoline"
>>63449848
Yeah I never understood how these were Apple commercials because they always felt like PC Guy was the protagonist and Mac Guy was the antagonist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx9eDoS76LM
Turns out the whole thing is fake. They didn't really get Audrey Hepburn.
Britfags know
>>63450062
I think they were trying so hard not to be offensive enough to get sued that they made it all feel like "nice old man gets bothered by hip teenager while he's working"
>>63449985
>shampoo commercial
>it contains testosterone to enhance your masculinity
>it has feromones for female attraction
>>63450123
>hating based Gio Compario
>>63450123
I think the thing that bothers me most about meme adverts like this and Specsaves are all the shitty comedians that think referencing them is funny
>>63450062
>hi there i'm a boring workhorse
>and i'm a pretty cool guy
Don't overthink it man
>>63450123
We've had lots of annoying jingle ads, like that Hastings one. There are sound bites that irritate me more than this guy singing (there's some "take a train" one at the moment).
I liked the meerkat adverts when they first started. There was something endearing about them until they ran it into the ground.
>>63449542
> Middle management guy in a shitty suit
> Trophy wife or well adjusted career
its not like the mac guy is very well off either, but..
>>63449098
>>63449273
>>63449474
>>63449542
>>63449733
>>63449816
How come white guys get so mad at the fact that someone else might be getting pussy? Go to any college campus right now and you'll see that girls find you more attractive if you own a mac and that's a fact.
This Swiffer Duster pissed me the fuck off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20sc40RDRP4
>>63450205
>Justin Long being 'cool'
Kek, dude plays losers in every movie he's in. Resident Expert John Hodgman is based.
>>63449471
nothing besides front office stuff runs on mac
>>63450327
I think he played a gay pornstar once
Used to drink Sam Adams on occasion, but after they put this douche bag in one of their TV ads I haven't touched the stuff.
way to go, Madison Avenue
>>63449098
"Hi, I'm a strawman"
>>63449098
>Steve Jobs approved of this commercial
GREATEST GENIUS OF OUR TIME!
>>63450273
Why do race baiters post on /tv/?
>>63450273
Do you really want to fuck a woman that stupid? She probably likes niggers as welll.
>>63450341
LOL, I was never a big fan but I go well out of my way to never consider buying it directly because of those commercials.
>>63449098
"If one of these men came into your place of business for an interview, which one do you think would get the job?"
Remember those ads where the male celebrities were in fucking blubbering tears to promote not smacking women around or something? Jesus fucking christ I'm glad I don't have to watch ads anymore.
>>63450179
>PC Guy
>boring
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zzo0fqxnjaw
Also this commercial has a trigger warning so don't watch it if you're Keanu Reeves
>>63450392
Eh, these commercials were comfy. The real annoyance to me was his "Think Different" campaign of using dead people's likenesses for shit they'd probably never endorse.
>>63450531
I was going off of the first one, I don't think we got all the spinoffs here in Aus.
>>63450531
>lol what happened to choice I mean freedom is so great haha
>from the company that locks you into everything and gives you no freedom whatsoever
>>63450502
If it's a job at reddit or some other chucklefuck millennial organization, probably the Mac.
>>63450524
Over here we just had national sports guy and tv celebrities saying a line along the lines of "Come on mate" or something, probably was a good idea to not target the abusive faggots who don't care and rather just target the friends who might just see a guy being abusive and not say anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjwZNrGv-_o
>there are star wars fan who will defend this
>>63449098
>tfw you forgot who was who
does advertising work at all?
Not the advert itself but the fact that they now cut out the fucking ending in order to play their crappy jingle.
>>63449098
All of them do.
>>63450660
No
>Come buy our jeans they're 75% off!
Nah Im good
That little caesars commercial
>ONE MORE TIME
This guy is such a manlet dick in the mouth that I would never order a pizza from his company.
The homoerotic overtones of his ads with football players gives me bad touch feelings.
>>63450795
Those are the good kind of ads though. Why shop when there isn't a sale?
Being told about discounts and the advantages of a product>>>some silly attention grabbing 30 second joke where you can't even recall what the product was
>>63451082
Thats a big tip
This advertisement made me so sad when I was younger because I felt so bad for PC.
Any movie trailer that has HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW music
these lolsorandumXDD!!! fiat meme commercials always made me want to throw my tv out a window
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCV04cUcthg
The subject matter doesn't even bother me Justin Long is just a smug, untalented, and unlikable sack of shit.
>>63451315
>we want the memes audience
>>63451082
>Schnatter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8W0CxWYkbo
This gem here
>>63451082
>implying you wouldn't give our lord and papa a big tip or vice versa
>>63451082
forgive them Papa they know not what they do
>>63450123
No Gio! Not again. Be gentle with me this time. GO COMPARE
>>63450202
>T-TAKE A TRAIIIIN TAKE A TRAIN DOT COM
FUCKING KILL ME
those truth anti-smoking ads
im pretty sure they're specifically designed to get people to start smoking out of spite.
>>63451082
Apparently he's a tremendous slimy prick in real life. Also has a thick Jersey accent that he flattens for TV.
>>63451315
>Fiat.tumbler.usa
Prepare yourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw
>>63449471
Steve Jobs left the company and it got run into the ground and Bill Gates knew to take advantage and Windows was about the only option available.
Then Jobs came back and brought out the iMacs and the iPods, shifting their focus from trying(and failing) to compete with MS in the business world to focus on gadgets and gizmos where there was no established market.
Now Apple gets by charging a premium to convince hipsters with more money than sense that they're joining some "Mac community" by buying their shitty computers.
I can't stand the Geiko gecko. He's a cunt.
>>63450644
I wish a qt princess would rescue me from a tower.
>>63451082
PAPA'S IN THE HOUSE
>>63450273
>buying a 2000 dollar laptop just to increase your chances of getting laid on a college campus, where getting laid is like shooting fish in a barrel if you aren't autistic
i sure hope you guys don't do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBdo74zOoeM
>>63450123
>implying based gio is bad
the worst are those fucking tesco adverts with the unfunny kid who's le epic dumb ass XD
and that house of fraser one annoys me too with that shitty song
>>63451609
I actually feel ill
>>63451686
this tbqhwu fampai
>>63450644
>and then the princess woke up and realized she's the physical lesser of the majority of men and would actually need rescuing
>she would also realize that people who need "strong fictional role models" are the same emotionally weak people that also need emotional rescuing (often from beta males who will kiss their ass).
>keked
>>63450062
that's because john hodgeman is a 10/10 comedian/actor
>>63449098
I remember when Microsoft made commercials with that pc guy. Too little too late though.
>>63449098
Those commercials were pretty cool though
>>63451315
I have no goddamn clue why they don't just use scenes from The Castle of Cagliostro in their marketing instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxbum3is6G0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7BmxOtXdG0
Those diploma factories that show black people talking in Ebonics about getting a degree.
>>63452063
>Char Chase
>>63451864
THAT PIC
HOLY SHIT I'M FUCKING DYING LMFAO
>>63452064
These, and the injury settlement law firm commercials are the most depressing part of watching daytime television.
>>63452063
>>63452103
>>63452064
>>63452115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJl0XuDKSjc
The ones where the cheap fucks copy a famous song that's being overplayed at that moment, but they do it vaguely enough so they don't get sued
>>63452063
Which dub is this?
>>63452247
manga entertainment. best of the two english dubs IMO.
>>63452302
Thanks. I like the other voices and the swearing, but Lupin is still off for me. In my head he's either French or British. Maybe a transatlantic accent could work.
>>63452552
i recommend watching the movie in italian sometime, it fits the setting super well.
>>63450123
The worst, followed by the meerkats. Ironically, the Go Compare is a one note advert that has been played out for about 7-8 years. His voice is like glass grating against my eardrum and it shows no sign of stopping. I purposefully avoid using their services simply because of how much I detest the adverts, even if the marketing division for the company has ensured they're the first ones I think of. It's been pure cancer since its inception.
Compare the Market was alright at the start, but the fact that people still hold them in some sort of regard is painful, especially those who actively collect the plushies.
Maybe I've not been exposed to enough of them, but Sofaworks' "Neil the Sloth" was the only tolerable mascot I've come across. Not quirky, not in your face, just a soothing mascot that illustrates an aspect of the company. It's well executed and doesn't make me hate it instinctively.Not sure if these are local to me because >radio, but We Buy Any Car is pure radio broadcast cancer. Second to "Get Car Finance Here" and whatever Direct Line adverts have some cockney cunt voicing it
Who feels me?
>>63452247
ya mum
>>63450273
>I buy things so girls will like me
Want to know how everyone knows you're still a virgin?
>>63450120
le faire semblant d'être retardée
the fucking Peter Pan Geico commercial
it was fine the first 2-3 times I saw it, but come the fuck on I don't need to see it every commercial break
>tfw you don't own a tv and you haven't seen an "ad" in nearly a decade
>>63451609
>kids like memes, right?
>>63451686
enjoy getting kucked faghole
>R-r-remember when you said that men are superior drivers?
This is the most annoying commercial I have ever seen, and there was a point where it would fucking play constantly. I didn't even hear the audio to make sure it's the right commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgmhi0Vi9oo
>>63455271
the voice is pretty damn annoying
>>63450564
I think Bill Burr put it best:
>Only Steve Jobs would have the balls to make a billion dolls commercial comparing himself to the greatest people of all time. Jesus, Buddha, Ghandi, Me!
>Einstein, Newton, Edison, THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!
>>63455217
Why do people get mad over this?
>>63455441
lol gramps
>>63455381
SILENCE
>>63455505
women have a shitload more minor accidents, but men dominate the "disintegrates on impact" kind of accidents.
>>63455252
>he's too stupid to use Linux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcAj3lOyv3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfBAf-Jg-aU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykdpHzKjYD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypYGp8iqZj4
I'm convinced truth is funded by smoking lobbyists to fund cringey commercials in order to get edgy people to smoke their cigarrettes.
>>63455571
>>63455584
Well, guess the white knight was too dumb to use computers as well
>>63450273
>How come white guys get so mad at the fact that someone else might be getting pussy?
Don't project :^)
>>63449781
Sasktel's little red riding hood. Thank fuck i don't have cable.
>>63455571
It makes sense:
Women suck at driving.
Men think they're better than they actually are.
>>63451573
>Jew
>Tremendous cunt
No surprise. He also lives in a disgusting McMansion.
Even though Apple ads were and are very condescending and smug, when they were touting their whole YEAH WELL MACS DONT GET VIRUSES that was the only legitimate thing that pissed me off.
The reason apple didn't get viruses was because they represented less than 5% of the market. They're called viruses because they're specifically engineered to infect as much and spread as far as they can. It wasn't a feat of engineering on Apple's part and it wasn't something to boast about, it was the logical consequence of being relatively unpopular tech.
They had to quietly drop that claim recently due to their growing market share.
When did ads stop giving proper reasons as to why I should buy their products?
>>63449098
From /vr/ with love
http://youtu.be/_tOAAqpBPak
>>63455381
Woman is annoying and man is henpecked kek
>>63455715
Get out of my thread tripcunt
>>63455595
Probably just a bunch of 50 year olds trying to appeal to the youths.
>>63455505
>Mods getting triggered
>>63455595
They literally teach us that smoking companies use reverse psychology in mandated anti-smoking ads in grade 6 over here.
>>63455715
This. And if you did get a virus on a Mac (at least back then) you were FUCKED. Nothing short of sending it directly to Apple repair could save you since you were locked out of using anything other than Apple software. And since they boasted having no viruses they really didn't have anything to fight it in the eventuality that it happened.
>>63450202
0800 00 1066 is the only number I memorized because of a jingle.
>>63455927
I said all 0800 106 107 I said call 0800 106 107 now!
>>63449098
If they made this commercial today I guarantee that the Mac guy would be a muscular suave black guy and the PC guy would look the same.
>>63455774
No.
that new chevy/ford/whatever the fuck car commercial with the niggress talking about football triggers me every single time
>>63451573
Literally tony soprano.
>>63451609
Fuck, that hurt so bad.
>>63450179
>I'm a self sufficient well rounded adult.
>I'm either a whore who uses my mobile device for sex hookups or a baby boomer who is too retarded to figure out a PC.
>>63449098
Constantly, people trying to shove shit I don't want or need down my throat is annoying.
What's even more annoying is that you can't even complain about an add because some chucklefuck will pipe up and say "aha! you remembered the add! that's exactly what the add was trying to do!".
No you asshat this add is trying to make me buy stuff, not hate it for seeing it for the umpteenth time in an hour.
>>63451609
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
The only people who this would speak to are so beyond saving at this point that smoking related illness is the least of their problems.
>>63450446
>Not drinking based Sam Adams Oktoberfest every year.
Found the beer pleb.
>>63450273
Except joining a fraternity is cheaper, more fun, and an unlimited supply of drunk horny pussy.
If you purchase a computer to meet women, then you and the woman both literally deserve chemical sterilization.
>>63450273
That's because dirty whores think you have money if you have an apple product. Quality, not quantity son.
>>63450341
To stop consuming a product you like over a commercial is no different than buying something you knowingly hate because of a commercial. You are a fucking idiot.
>>63451640
>focus on gadgets and gizmos where there was no established market.
Incorrect. There were already plenty of established "gadgets and gizmos" productions.
Apple rose because they managed to turn a complete non-marketable (in terms of tech) demographic into the most profitable one - girls and technologically impaired males.
They caught this market in a pretty simple way - instead of marketing their shit-tier overpriced and outdated tech devices as tech devices, they sold them as a fashion.
Because that market knows fucking nothing about technology and can't be bothered to spend 5 minutes researching something they're about to drop hundreds of dollars on, they're able to sell badly produced outdated technology at a higher price than something newer and more powerful
>>63456266
Which is ironic, because the overwhelming majority of college students are dead fucking broke once they buy an Apple. The super rich college students use cars and clothing as status symbols, rarely computers.
>>63455381
It's a statistical fact that men are better drivers than women
>b-but men are in more crashes
True, but they also drive a shitload more than women
If you compare time driving vs crashes, women crash much more often than men doWhich is why it makes sense to charge men more for car insurance - they're likely to be driving a lot more than a woman and thus are more likely to get into a crash over the year than a woman is
>>63451315
>this is what happens when 30-something still believe they are young and hip
>>63456006
Fuck I forgot about this
>>63449098
The anti-smoking ads usually do. They make me want to go buy a carton.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw
>>63455271
Anything Samsung touts as the next big thing irks me, mainly because nothing they do to their products changes any fucking thing and usually only serve as gimmicks.
Curved TVs? No one cares. That stupid edge phone? No one cares.
Samsung are the kings of throwing anything they can ta the wall in an attempt to jumpstart the next new craze and it reeks of desperation.
>>63456448
I can relate to this. I'm tempted to come out of smoking retirement every time I see one of those queer-tier commercials, just to spite them.
Lung cancer is almost worth it, I hate those Truth commercials so fucking bad.
>>63456567
The tobacco companies literally make these adverts to use reverse psychology to make you smoke out of spite for the advert.
>>63456006
118 247 GIVE US A CALL IT'S DIRECTORY HEAVEN
fucking burnt into my brain, along with numerous WE BUY ANY CAR.
NOT TO MENTION FUCKING CONFUSED.COM
>>63456669
>>63456669
is it me or do they say "MC your reg number now at we buy any car . com"
>>63449098
Nice viral advertising thread, shill.
>>63456604
Nice theory, but look at who runs Truth Initiative. Just your typical out of touch social justice warriors. Feminist, Jew, gay Jew, token black #1, token black #2, etc.
http://truthinitiative.org/about-us
>>63456781
They definitely say that. Have you heard the one with that 'I GOT BILLS I GOTTA PAY' every fucking advert break it's on, annoying as hell
>>63456969
It's the jew, he's probably taking kick-backs from the tobacco companies to sabotage the ad campaigns with 'le dank memes'
>>63456997
what the fuck does it mean to MC your reg number?
>>63456604
Not true. Their "anti-teen smoking" campaigns are fucking brilliant, but Truth.org is a real organization with real people who really are that faggy.
>>63456969
>>63457023
No idea, maybe it's 'enter your reg number'?
>>63452234
based black jesus
That nationwide insurance ad with whatshisname the football player where he sings the jingle over and over again in that fucking monotone voice.
>>63451609
I just got cancer so I might as well smoke, fucking idiots.
>>63457062
>Director of Youth Activism and the Historically Black Colleges and Universities Initiative
What the hell kind of job title is that?
>>63451564
Those are funded by tobacco companies. The USA government took a bunch of money from the companies in the late 1990s to create them. It was basically "you pay for this shit or get shut down completely"
>>63456969
>anti cigarettes organization
>Butts
had a chuckle desu
>>63457112
It's called affirmative action, you make up a random job name, pay a nigger to wear a suit and pick nits out of his hari all day and the government gives you fat checks and you get liberal brownie points.
>>63455884
>you were locked out of using anything other than Apple software
I'm not a Macfag, but this is false.
>>63457101
Good luck. We are all in this together.
>>63449542
>Mac is a chill NEET bro who probably fucks a different qt every night and speaks 3 languages
>PC is a sad, frumpy wagekek in a drab suit who always looks like he just had his rent increased so Mr. Shekelstein can buy a new yacht next month
Yep everything seems to be in order.
>>63450644
Only made it 7 seconds desu
>>63454207
>Peter Pan Geico commercial
>>63457219
Guaranteed he just sits in his corner office all day watching Netflix. Truth Initiative itself is a token company paid for by big tobacco mandated in the government settlement. An entire company made up of welfare queens. How does somebody score one of these fake jobs? Do I have to be black, female, or Jewish?
>>63450644
Glad Amazon is putting them out of business. Though they aren't much better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY1UIES9wx8
>>63456969
>chief info officer
>dick butts
>>63457324
>Do I have to be black, female, or Jewish?
Or all of the above. If you're a white you are privileged and therefore you have to work for money. These stupid monkeys probably fuck up their jobs even when they get paid to ape around all day.
>>63455217
Why is this shit played every fucking commercial break?
>>63457324
>do I have to be black, female, or Jewish
Or a militant gay
>>63449098
Doctor Pavel, I'm Mac
>>63457023
MC stands for mastery of ceremonies. Like that loud dick who announces shitheads at prom. I was the mc at my prom. I was a loud dick.
Apple is pretty good at it.
https://youtu.be/4Tq7yykR-DM
>>63457093
That's Peyton Manning. And yes, it's fucking atrocious.
The only acceptable football commercials involve Lily from AT&T (I'm classifying them as football because they play at 10X the frequency during games) and even then my dick can't take much more.
>>63455595
Truth is actually owned by tobacco companies. Look it up.
>>63456330
This, exactly!
Underrated as fuck comment.
>>63457534
No, it isn't. The government forces tobacco companies to provide the budget for it. It isn't "owned" by them anymore than you own the ghetto school your taxes paid for.
>>63451315
Thanks for the cringe.
>>63457112
>>63457062
>>63456969
Imagine how much more effective a team of qualified white males would be rather than all these diversity hires. Affirmative Action is literally killing thousands of people per year.
PC: Respectable businessman
Mac: Insufferable meme man who smokes weed every day
Bravo Apple
>>63451082
BIG TIP
>>63457697
Most annoying thing is a Mac is a PC. It's exactly the same hardware inside, the only difference is the operating system and the case.
>>63455271
>wirelees charging
>still requires a wired peripheral
>literally for people too lazy to plug in their phone
>if you go somewhere you have to take the peripheral with you because not everybody has a galaxy
This one makes me mad, but only because it is not quite long enough for me to masturbate too. Gives me blue balls every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2BzA-tIHgw
>>63457667
Not everyone not-white is incompetent. Racial-based hiring policies are stupid in both directions.
That being said, Truth is a stupid organization in the first place
>Did you know that this chemical from cigarettes is also found in cat urine?!
>Did you know that water is too?!
>>63450601
It's like those fascist political parties who talk about how people should have the freedom to disband democracy by voting them in.
>>63457890
Everyone black or female is incompetent. That's just a fact of life.
>>63457914
Fascists are so evil. Keep fighting the power my brotha.
>>63456969
heh butts
>>63457927
Says the retard
Yes. The latest GE ones make me RAGE they act like no one knows what GE is
HEAD ON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
The new honey nut cheerios commercials, where the bee is a giggling fuckwit. It just creeps me the fuck out. Where's the old bee that fought bee evil
>>63456197
I can't think of anything more gay than paying loads of money to join "super secret no girls allowed" club. Are you that desperate for acceptance, eh semen sampler?
>>63458125
this
>sup skro
>not to be a dick but...
>my Mac tells me that you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
>>63451609
I have had no desire to smoke until I saw this. I heard a theory that this #truth campaign was made by cig companies to get more people to smoke and it doesn't seem like the most crazy thing.
>canadians in charge of making PSA's
what the fuck is canadas problem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwCyVku1HvI
>>63458040
>Says the retard
>>63458219
>not being apart of a guild
even blue collar tradesmen know to do this. have fun progressing your career without the help of a relevant professional society.
>>63451800
kill yourself the little ceaser commercials are great
>>63458277
>It was established in March 1998 as a result of the Master Settlement Agreement (MSA) between a coalition of attorneys general in 46 states and five United States territories and the tobacco industry. It is funded primarily by payments designated by the settlement.
Do you understand what that means?
>>63455217
>Look at me I went a year without getting in a wreck, that means WOMEN ARE BETTER and I can me a smarmy passive-aggressive cunt ;) *gets pregnant SILENCE
>>63456969
>>63457062
>Butts and Bullocks are at center of this organization
The "meme" commercials get me.
http://youtu.be/yNtySt6Fg30
>>63458482
every time
>>63458482
The screaming idiot is more cringe than the commercial.
>>63458572
This.
>>63458319
>relevant professional society
ok buddy, whatever you say.
maybe you could try to actually make real friends, you know people who like to be around you. But if you just want to pay for people to fill that role, go right ahead.
>trying to watch Maury
>"is x the father of y's baby? we'll find out next"
>suddenly some black dude is yelling at me about how i should call some college place and sign up
>>63457093
No I like Peyton's commercial
Kill yourself
>>63456448
that was fucking horrible but I still don't want to suck on the smoking jew
>>63457322
Oh God
And those fucking pigs
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63458319
I refuse to join a union
>>63458729
It's a problem that the anti-smoking movement is mostly dominated by SJW's. They make it feel political. Banning smoking at bars suddenly feels akin to banning hate speech. The reason the anti-smoking movement fell into their lap is because big tobacco exposes some rather gaping flaws in right wing ideologies. The free market did not get rid of smoking, it thrives in it.
>>63456969
>implying these arnt fake people
>bullock as in bollocks as in bullshit
>asche as in ASH
>BUTT
>>63451315
>4 cylinder ipad engine with FWD
>>63458633
lol, you are fucking retarded. the money you pay goes to room and board. you can take your epig "paying for friends" meme and blow it out your ass. joining a frat is literally cheaper than the dorms or paying for a studio around campus.
>>63450273
>relying on a laptop to get laid
weak game confirmed
>IT'S A MITZY?!
Worst forced meme. Just look at this fucking smug cunt.
>>63459204
If any of us had any kind of "strong game", do you really thing we would be posting here?
>>63456197
Just started Uni, even if this was true, it no longer is. Because of all the shit they're getting based on individual incidents commited by individual frats (you can judge everyone in a classification by one member of that classification, I guess), and the fact that some people are advocating the Greek system be abolished alltogether, the frats are completely castrated. No value at all to joining, just a cash drain.
Some people will tout the networking opportunities, but they forget that no one will want to acknowledge they were ever in a frat in ten years when they've been totally outlawed because muh rape culture.
>>63459145
Its not paying for friends, its paying for less than friends. and besides if you have people that actually care about you, you can just rent an apartment. but please go ahead and spend around 2,000 a year to get "an unlimited supply of drunk horny pussy".
Considering this has become a college life thread, I'll throw out an opinion question and see what happens. If I went to a dormitory university at 24 with an Associate's degree, would I be totally ostracized for being old? Would it just be too awkward of an experience to justify and should I find a mostly-transit college? Or does it not matter?
>>63452064
>If she (black woman) could do it, you can do it
Fuck, even by our standards that's pratty damn racist.
>>63460290
But seriously
It's true
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
>>63460274
There's a guy who's almost 30 at mine, but he doesn't look 30 so nobody gives a shit. But yeah I'd say you should look for somewhere that you can live on an apartment.
>>63450601
I just got fucking locked out of my music player on my mac because I forgot a password I never thought I'd need again.
FUCK YOU APPLE
>>63457605
>anymore than you own the ghetto school your taxes paid for
In theory, he does. At least according to socialists.
>>63460832
Aight, I'll keep that in mind, thanks. I'm just a little anxious over it. I don't think I'm old, but who knows how bitchy eighteen year-olds are now. When I first went to college I'd give a twenty-two year-old shit for it, but it wasn't serious. I'd probably go with the cheapest option, dormitory, frat, or apartment, but I could imagine someone feeling uncomfortable being in a dorm room with someone six years older than them.
>>63458278
What's the issue with these, exactly? The only thing I can see is being unintentionally funny.
I've certainly seen worse PSAs, from both Canada and the US. Rape-related PSAs are particularly cringeworthy. I remember one from Canada where some chick gives her friend a rape whistle for her birthday. Could not stop laughing.
>>63458891
>big tobacco exposes some rather gaping flaws in right wing ideologies. The free market did not get rid of smoking, it thrives in it
>the free market didn't eliminate something I don't like, therefore the free market is flawed
Good logic there, friend.
>>63459261
i'm here, just traded in a gf for a cuter prospect im going out with on friday.
ask me anything.
>>63458669
ITT Technical Institute or Everest
>>63456330
wow m8 I really want to congratulate u on this one its very accurate
>>63461265
He also made the assumption that right wing = libertarian
>>63458891
Free market also means a free customer, which means you're free to do your own research on smoke and why and how it gives you cancer.
It's longer and takes more effort than getting spoonfed by adults, but it also teaches you an important lesson you'll use later in life.
>>63461381
Why do you think anyone cares?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNzcRNrkdCw
SAVED BY ZERO
>>63461805
u mad dweeb
>>63461756
I'm right wing and I think keeping tobacco out of the hands of kids is great.
Fuck, if I were God emperor of man, I'd ban cigarettes all together.
>>63461841
No, I got a gf and a set of morals so I'm not going to dump her like some impulsive doofus.
Good luck on your date tho, if you wind up fucking it up with her after you dumped your gf, you're really going to have egg on your face.
>>63461727
Eh, right vs. left is so poorly defined it's not useful at all. People really only use it to try to group together all the people they agree with and all the people they disagree with.
>>63461846
Why tho? As long as people are aware that it isn't good for you, why shouldn't people be allowed to do it in designated areas?
>>63462104
Because it raises health care costs for one and for two stupid people need a guiding hand
>>63462178
I would think we'd have bigger problems in a world where other people making decisions raised your health care costs. That's literally retarded.
>stupid people need a guiding hand
I sincerely hope you're never god-emperor of mankind. Literally worse than when Obama said normal people were incapable of governing themselves.
>>63451609
>somebody was paid thousands upon thousands of dollars to make this
>>63455217
>Remember when you said that men are superior drivers? Well then how did I get this [BLACK MANS VOICE] safe driving bonus check from All state?[/BLACK MANS VOICE]
Kinda undermines your point of women being better drivers when she announces her bonus check with her soothing baratone voice
>>63462448
What part of emperor implies anything but a strong government
>>63462570
>i am a good driver because i didnt get into a horrific accident that was reported
Doesn't even make sense. She could be the shittiest driver ever, but because other people got out of the way/ dumb luck she didnt wreck.
She could also have a bunch of door dings and shit that wasnt reported.
>>63462621
There's a difference between a heavily centralized government and a hyperauthoritarian one that makes decisions for it's subjects.
