>Luke is her father
Oh how fucking original. What a creative ending, congratulations. NOBODY could have seen that one coming.
>>63447011
Uhh. I thought we knew this already?
I don't understand how any one can look at that poster and not see the BBC. They're not even trying to hide it anymore.
![IMG_6220-web[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3BJ0qfq.jpg "IMG_6220-web[1].jpg")
>>63447011
Lame.
MY DAUGHTER RACE MIXES! NUAOAAAAGGH
>>63447011
Go to bed.
>>63447011
Dude the spoilers have been out for months and the leaks have proven correct
>Rey is Luke's daughter
>Kylo is Han and Leia's son
>Han dies
>Snoke is Plagueis
>Luke appears at the very end
>>63447052
I'd be surprised if /tv/ could look at anything and not see BBC.
But luke isn't? They don't say who her father is the whole film the only thing we get told is that Han doesn't know who she was?
I thought it was pretty okay except for chewbaccas death which seemed to make no impact whatsoever and the fact Luke was in it for less than a minute
>She is Luke's father
>>63447074
the only rumour there that's true is the last one
>>63447011
>hey adams, we've got one of the suavest black characters ever, why don't we continue from that?
>nah lets get this ugly nigger who can't act
>remember the 6 gorillion
can all the ausfags who went to the screening keep this shit to themselves
>>63447011
Looks like a BBC
>>63447137
its sad because ooga booga is gonna be the only decent actor besides driver
driver and oscar isaac are the only reasons to see the movie
>>63447222
I just don't understand. It's fucking Star Wars, you can have almost anyway you want. Even the prequels had good actors. George proved he was a hack, but the potential was there.
>>63447052
>>63447192
seek help man
>Rey, did I ever tell you your grandfather killed my mentor, cut off my hand, was the right hand of a tyrant and regularly choked his underlings? I forgave him in his last moments because he threw an old man down a hole. He was a good dad.
>>63447069
That's not true.....THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!
>>63447074
I'm actually fine with this
>>63447011
why she so perfect tho?
>>63447276
Keep burying your head in the sand. How hard to they need to push their propaganda before you wake up to it?
>>63447275
>prequels had good actors
>>63447738
But I didn't even think of it like that until you mentioned it, and even now looking at the image it looks nothing like a penis unless you're severely mentally challenged. Or you think every object that is longer than it is wide is a phallic object; in which case you're also mentally challenged but are probably a postmodernist English major.
The whole concept of hiding things in media to alter the subconscious of society just doesn't work. Like, it doesn't matter how much SJWs complain about tits in video games, games won't make people rapists. It doesn't matter how much Christfags complain about heavy metal, music won't make you a satanist. It doesn't matter how much BBC imagery you secretly put into a movie, it won't make you want black cock. The human mind doesn't work like that.
>>63447825
Even Jake Lloyd is far better than Boyega and Ridley. He's a bad child actor in the comfy nostalgic 80s movie kind of way. Whenever Boyega is onscreen it has you with your hand in your pocket pushing your keys between your fingers to make an improvised weapon to defend yourself and getting to the door as quickly as you can.
>>63447864
>It doesn't matter how much BBC imagery you secretly put into a movie, it won't make you want black cock. The human mind doesn't work like that.
He says while race mixing is at an all time high
>>63447074
Oh ! So that's why Kylo says "I will finish what you started" when he's looking at his grampa helm.
Makes sense
>>63447875
Wait, you saw the movie?
>>63447074
>>63447011
So han and Leia only had ONE SINGLE SON?!!!
And luke had one single daughter?!!
What the actual fuck? not making more brothers and sisters cause... oh well..
So, if she is luke's daughter, any chances for Mara Jade still being a thing?
>>63447901
not him but reason is actually very simple, its very easy now and much much cheaper to travel then how it used to be.
Its nothing unusual to go work or live abroad and if you are a male living abroad ofc its much higher chance that your future wife will be in the country where you are working.
>Luke saying "I am your father"
Anyone who didn't see this coming is a buffoon
>>63447011
>NOBODY could have seen that one coming.
Good thing the big twist no one will see coming should be in the next movie, according to pottery.
Nope.
Rey and Kylo are Han & Leia's children (twins, actually). Leia sends Rey to see Luke to train, as she has Skywalker blood in her, and Leia couldn't take up the mantle as Jedi because of her dedication to the resistance as a leader.
Rey is technically a Skywalker, and this is what Yoda meant with his vision. "There is another". Rey will have to train and face her brother.
>>63448104
lol so it's basically a rocky sequel
>>63448104
>this is what Yoda meant with his vision. "There is another".
He obviously meant Leia you idiot.
>Finn, I sense the force is great within you... Your ancestors were kings.
>>63448140
Nope. Otherwise, Leia would have become a Jedi. Are you even paying attention?
>>63447901
Race mixing is good for the human race. Expands the gene pool and eventually we wont have to deal with stupid shit like actually disliking people because of the shade of their skin.
Its actually amazing how so many people hat a race because of their skin tone and try to associate a few people with the race as a whole like doing that thing is a genetic race thing or something. Absolutely pathetic
Now on 4chan people try to be edgy for the sake of being edgy not humor in it. This place has turned into a hick infested muh family, muh values, muh religion , muh guns, muh ancestry.
Horrible. Im gonna try out Reddit. Later guys
>>63447052
Big black cocks?
>>63448178
She would have became a Jedi if Luke failed. Obi-wan said "That boy is our last hope" and Yoda was talking about Leia. Your little retcon doesn't make any goddamned sense.
>>63447011
Didn't they literally say this in the trailer?
>>63448199
Nice reddit copypasta. Didn't read past the first sentence tough.
>>63447217
Can you try stop forcing a meme?
>>63448230
But Luke isn't their last hope. The Dark Side still exists. It's no retcon, as the specific Skywalker" wasn't even mentioned by name.
You're not looking at the big picture of what the "balance of the Force" prophecy means. Until the Dark Side is destroyed, there will be unbalance.
I all actuality, the way the new film is hinting at things, the "other Skywalker" may actually be Anakin.
>>63448260
So you are admitting to reading the first line though right?
Thats what I thought you enormous faggot.
Go post bible verses on facebook and talk about how immigrants are keeping you from leaving your room (would say basement, but a poorfag like you cant even afford to have one of those)
Rekt pussy
>>63447074
>Han dies
>Han dies
>Han dies
>Han dies
>Han dies
N-No.
>>63447961
That's what they want you to think. Don't be surprised if they have an unmentioned sibling as a twist
>>63447011
Could that poster be any more BLACKED?
Why are there so many republican shills on /tv/?
Is fox news paying more people to shill their views on us?
>>63447052
>i see black dick in everything
Maybe the problem is you, faggot
daisy lewds when?
>>63448521
She's already been topless, moron.
>>63448457
#Feelthebern right my culturally enriched friend? Down with whitey!
>>63447052
You're mentally ill
>>63448472
>I can't see the black dick even when it is being shoved directly into my mouth. I just suck unknowingly while calling everybody who calls me a faggot "le pol meem".
The kekold symbolism could not be any more overt and yet you still deny it.
>>63448567
dead is not lewd
>>63448577
>down with whitey
Why are white people always so scared?
You fear everything, most beta lowtest race thats forsure.
How angry does it make you that a black man has run your country for the past 7 years and has improved it economically in most aspects?
Dont go shootup a public place now
>>63448666
G-go away S-satan
>>63448678
At least everyone sees letting a coon in the house was a mistake. Won't happen again.
>>63447011
>Luke is her father
>shes very white
Why was Luke such a racist
>>63448678
the bait is too obvious, also this is too serious to joke about.
>>63448178
>there is another
SKYWALKER
All you have to do is finish the fucking line.
Oh... that was a surprise?
That's what I assumed what it was the whole time. I'm a SW casual btw.
>>63447011
>the poster emulates a BLACKED.com promo photo with the chicks having some vacant expression on their face and a BIG BLACK COCK slapping their cheeks.
Literally BLACKED
BRAVO JEW JEW
>>63447074
>>Luke appears at the very end
Anyone who knows blockbuster movies could tell you he only appears in the mid-credit/after credits scene so greasy fanboys can hoot and clap at the end and get hyped for episode VIII.
>>63447011
Even her dumb vacant stare is straight outta BLACKED
>>63447011
They want you to see it, asshole.
>every time
>>63447011
>NOBODY could have seen that one coming.
I mean it was easy to speculate given her background story but its not like Luke had a love interest that would cement this being true. Atleast with Han and Leia you knew they were smashin and expected them to have children.
>>63447074
>Kylo is Han and Leia's son
How do they not know what there son has been doing?
>>63448613
hahaha oh wow
maybe try going outside once in a while
>>63448906
>How do they not know what there son has been doing?
Leia is sad about something in one of the shots. It's speculated that she's bummed out that her lanky son is a force for Evil.
interesting? not really. but at least it is a character relationship.
What did they mean by this?
![undead_arthas[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iuqAnly.jpg "undead_arthas[1].jpg")
>>63448945
so Kylo kills Han
Blizzfag BTFO
>>63447937
He's making a racist joke man
>>63447995
Not neccesarily, attack of the clones didn't have any twists
>>63447937
Dude, the leak has been out. When they are running while acting like they have 'force armor' on its hilarious.
>>63447052
Lol
>>63447901
Race mixing probably peaked right before the civil war, honestly
>>63447992
yes but it will be in Luke vs Kylo in episode 8.
>>63448283
Wrong. The balancing if the force also referred to the destruction of the Jedi order.
Both sides of the force were becoming extreme. They needed to rebalance, converge mix. The Light and the Dark, mixing. Bravo Lucas.
>>63447052
All I see when I look at that poster is the Phillips Head screw. They obviously had them a long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.
>>63448311
you are like a white knight but for shitty infected brain dead immigrants
"eh stupid hicks got TOLD" says the idiot while western civilization goes down the toilet and civil liberties and freedom disappear under a tide of mud people, restoring an age of barbarism and ignorance and low sanitary conditions
>>63448372
Han dies- of old age, like yoda
Kylo defeats Luke in a duel. Rey avenges him by defeating him effortlessly.
Finn is the son of Luke Skywalker
Snooku is Darth Dooku reborn
The Empire resurrect Vader as a final weapon. Resurrected Vader is also enlarged with an enlarging ray, and his lightsaber is actually an always on ray from the star killer, so he destroys countless galaxies with each swing.
Palpatine comes back to help destroy the new vader. He has joined the light side in the mean time.
>>63449359
dude you are so picky, they spraypainted it dull silver and everything. will nothing satisfy you?
>>63448779
#1 she has Skywalker blood
#2 There is a high chance he was talking about Anakin
>>63448457
fox news, seriously?
>>63449337
No. The dark side was the corruption of the Force which made it unbalanced. Only its destruction will restore order and balance.
>>63449457
1. She wasnt concieved yet
2. Anakin is dead in the physical realm unlesshe actually learned how to become immortal
>>63449529
#1 The Force is able to garner visions of the future. This has been well established.
#2 Snoke and Kylo are gathering artifacts to resurrect Vader.
>>63448199
>Horrible. Im gonna try out Reddit. Later guys
Leave this out, it'll be 3/10.
>>63449682
So Luke is now Gandalf the Grey.
>>63449600
>The Force is able to garner visions of the future.
and yet Yoda fucks off and does nothing about these visions from day 1.
>>63447074
>leaks have proven correct
NO ONE HAS SEEN THE FUCKING MOVIE RETARD
THAT GOOGLE DOC IS JUST SPECULATION BASED ON THE TRAILER
THERE HAVE BEEN
NO
LEAKS
>>63448199
Now THIS is shitposting!
>>63449757
It's not his destiny.
>>63449880
Strange that Lucas already gave his positive review of it if he hasn't seen it.
HOLY FUCK
WHEN SHE'S GONNA TURN THAT FUCKING THING THAT LOOKS LIKE MY MOTHER'S DILDO INTO A FUCKING LIGHTSABER
that space staff or whatever the fuck that is
>>63449960
Oh my god you're being that fucking obtuse aren't you
yeah Lucas, Steven Spielberg, the Disney executives, and that dead guy have seen it. That's it. Even Rian Johnson hasn't seen it and he's making the next movie and is about to start shooting
>>63450115
Then don't say that nobody has seen it. You're throwing a temper tantrum because you were proven wrong.
Let me ask you this; Whose fault is it that you didn't properly frame your statement?
Stop crying.
>>63450209
>>63450115
by this point before Avatar's release, there were reports of A-grade test screenings across all demographics.
>>63450016
It actualy becomes a big black cook. Spurs semen all over her face and make her pregnant of black little mongoloids
>>63447864
Wait, Christians don't like metal music? I thought Christians really prided themselves over the Christian metal bands
>>63447011
>ending
100% pleb
>>63449359
>>63447078
>>63447276
>>63448472
>>63448610
DAMAGE CONTROL
Didn't Luke have a kid named Ben? What the fuck is with these new characters?
Is the EU now considered not canon?
>>63449434
>Han dies- of old age
I want this to happen, it would be fuckin hilarious
>>63447052
Dude, you have a bad case of seeing black dicks everywhere. I wish you luck in your future homo endeavours.
>>63450891
>now
>>63447078
I'd be surprised if 4chan could look at anything and not see BBC. In any case, this kind of obsession immediately reveals who's an amerifag and who isn't.
>>63447011
>>63449003
>>63448850
wew lad
>>63448850
I'm more annoyed with her poor taste in tattoos. That looks like something you would get in a mall.
>>63449490
The force is a lot older than the Jedi or the Sith. It's the extremist elements of both sides that cause the unbalance.
It's like you never watched SW.
>>63447052
What did he mean by this?
>>63447926
fuck you faggot. for real. you keep acting youch nonline, behind that "COMPUTER" screen, but are you gonna fight me though? i didn't think so. you make me so fucking mad you motherfucker. if i ever saw you outside of the "COMPUTER" i would destroy you with my barn hands. i would eat you raw like a spring. i would fuck you with my dust. i would make you the shit of the earth. i would take you to the greeting. i would fuck your shit and. i would fucking destroy your, kids. Get fucking dead bro.
>>63447052
Son, you gotta problem and you need to get some help.
>>63448177
Laughed.
So if Luke is the Father Who is her Mother?
>>63451480
It's a power almost like nature. When harnessed for reasonable use, it's balanced, but when it is abused, it becomes unbalanced.
I'm not sure what you're arguing about. You just aren't paying attention to what I'm posting.
It's like a beaver building a dam vs mankind creating a nuclear bomb.
>>63453605
Mara Jade
>>63453605
hmmmmmmmmm if i do believe so indeed from my estute viewings of this in particularly film of star wars the first ones i do believe indeed that i have particuralarly found the peculiarly answer to your peculiarly question, in the movie we estutely see the particuarly luke and the estute leia in a loving hmmm what shall we call it a particularly relationship and thusly i do mostly and definetly estutely concur that conclusion my is leia is the mother, of this particularly child of hers indeed .
>>63448850
Sauce
>>63453605The force
>>63453605
Billy Jones
>>63447961
Well the new republic raised everyones taxes and with the depreciation of the Empires credit system they could only afford one kid each.
>>63449003
why does every prop look like some shitty sand casting? We have 3d printers now for fucks sake.
>>63449682
>Luke is now a Grey Jedi
Wait....why? I mean the Grey Jedi are the best, but still
>>63450891
Where the fuck have you been.
There are now to EUs. the post-disney, is the official canon now, and the pre-disney, which is classified under 'Legends'. Basically, the new EU can take bits and pieces from the Legends while being allowed to replace certain arcs and stories in thee EU.
>>63453605
We'll probably find out in one of the sequels.
>>63447181
Ask that next week when there have actually been screenings
