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How are there not any epics about the Spanish and the Aztecs?
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How are there not any epics about the Spanish and the Aztecs? It'd be gold
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>>63441166

It would be gold and drowned Spaniards at the bottom of a lake.
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>>63441166
2012
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It would show that Spanish speakers were just as brutal as English speakers and don't have any moral grounds to stand on when they say the south west united states is 'their' land.
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>making a film that acknowledges non-whites genocided non-whites in a way that dwarfs anything whites have ever done

Not going to fucking happen.
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Apocalypto?
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>>63441166
it would be a sjw shitfest no thanks
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>>63441293
>Spanish
>non-whites
?
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Spanish vs Aztecs or Spanish vs Incans?
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>>63441338
don't worry, Spielberg is already working on it!

http://screenrant.com/steven-spielberg-montezuma-cortes-movie-javier-bardem/
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>>63441166
americans don't like period type sword and sandals flicks and neither do the chinese! europe kinda likes them but not enough to justify the $250 million budget that'd be necessary. so nope, won't happen. maybe there can be an anime about it though with the spanish and aztecs being two rivalling teams of magical girls living in some fat creepy hikikomori's harem.
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>>63441293
Lmao stupid americans, implying people from spain aren't white
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Conquest of Paradise?

The Mission?

Haven't seen em.
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>>63441948
I bet you think micks and dagos are white too
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>>63441900
Ehh. Spielberg would be able to make it an epic, but I think it'd need a darker tone than Spielberg usually uses.

I could honestly see Iñárritu doing a great job with it if he avoided a Mexican bias. Any bias or SJW shit would ruin the movie.
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>>63441353
They're not white
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>>63441166
It would be awful.
>young man on search for adventure with Cortes
>watches brutal colonial ways
>befriends the natives and fucks the chiefs daughter
>tense scene where he doesn't belong with the tribe
>must work with the natives in a cowboys & Indians rehash
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>>63441980
He is literally white in that painting
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Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes
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It would inmediately turn into a propaganda-ridden angloflick SJW cvckfest to bash Spaniards with the still remaining inheritance of the black legend
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>>63442158
Hispanic. Not white
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>>63442046
lol

But, yes, this guy get it.
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>>63442046
This. Also Pocahontas and Avatar
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>>63442440
Spain is in europe, dude.
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>>63442440
Hispanics is another word for Mestizo, the offspring of the European spaniards and the native amerindians. There were literally NO 'hispanics' in Mexico at the time of Cortez's expedition.
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>>63441166
because everyone already knows how everything ends.
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>>63441166
500 spaniards destroyed an entire empire, mexicans are just terrible at war.
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>>63442494
There were nine months later.
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>>63441166
Theres The Fountain, but its not really about that.
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>>63441293
it is so difficult for yanks to see the world in terms of kingdoms, countries, etc and not races?
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>>63441327

the europeans show up for like 5 seconds in that movie but i guess this is the closest we get from modern hollywood
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>>63442854

True. But also you're terrible at history.
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>>63442854
to be fair the 500 spaniards used other mexican groups that hated the aztecs to fight for them.
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>>63441857
Aztecs vs foreign diseases
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>>63441166

The Other Conquest. Though it's more about what happens after the Spanish conquer mexico and the psychological struggle of an indian, rather than action.
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>>63441327
>>63441951
>>63442178
>>63442893
2bh family these are about as close as you're going to get.
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>>63442979

On top of diseases that the indigenous were not immune to.
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>>63441951
The mission takes place in the late 1700's I think, long after the Aztecs were wiped out. It deals with tribal natives living in the vast rainforests.
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El cid
But its VERY long
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>>63441353

this guy hasn't been to int
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>>63442617

>guy in pic thinks Africans got Christianity in a significantly different way to Europeans.
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>>63443037
>>63443037

And it doesnt matter, mexican indians act the same way you guys had always acted, lazy, violent and drunk
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>>63441965
>>63441293
>>63441980

>muh only anglos, germans and nordics are white!

Top tier divide and conquer.
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