It's finally happened, /tv/! Hollywood wants to create a biopic of your life. Which actor will you choose to best portray your legacy?pic unrelated
>>63440598
fatcow
why even eat that much before getting on
>>63440598
Bale or Di Caprio.
>>63440598
sorry op biopic of your life already exist except I don't have a driver's license
>>63440598
Can it be boyhoodesq with a teenage Eddie portraying me in my teens then portraying me as an adult?
Cos not only does he look like me, he's JUST like me.
The only correct answer is Tom Cruise.
goose
>>63440675
D-does he have a lazy eye?
>>63440710
How exciting! I would choose Ty Simpkins (Insidious, Jurassic World) to portray the 6-12 year old me. I would choose Jake Short (muppets most wanted) to play the teenage me and Christian Bale to play the 22 year old me.
The first act of the film would be me as a child. It would heavily involve me playing video games alone in my room whilst I secretly and desperately wished I could play with my brother and his friends. It would show how I had trouble making and keeping friends and the humility I had knowing that I was a loser even at 6 years old.
The second act would revolve around my mothers new house, which included a basement. In that basement would be me from age 12-17 doing nothing but playing games... and wishing I had friends of my own... Whilst desperately wanting my cool brother and his cool friends to invite me along for one of their shinanigan adventures.
The third act would be present day me at 22 years old. It would involve me playing games once again whilst I sadly reflect back on my life and wish I had done more with myself. The anxiety, lack of social skills, and ugly dumb personality I have from a life time of doing nothing would be the climax of the movie, as I realize I am nothing more than a generic piece of human garbage that will never amount to anything in life.
The end
>>63440810
This was miserable to read
>>63441156
M-me too ;_;
>>63440598
If whitewashing RDJ if not the guy from Slumdog millonaire
>mfw my story gets blackwashed and they cast Boyega
>>63440682
Michael J fox would play the later in life you if furlong was younger you.
>>63440598
Bam Margara
Oscaar isaac, goat
>>63440598
Jaden smith
The Rock.
But he's have to work out more, and bleach his skin and wear a bright red wig.
it would mostly focus on a awkward drunken orgy I had in college.
Mel Gibson ofc.
He is also the only one that can direct the epic battle scenes in the proper way.
Adam Sandler xD
>>63441156
>>63441199
I'm a bit taller though so he'd have to wear lifts. Also they have to give him fuller hair somehow but I guess it could work
>>63440598
Peter Dinklage
Domhnaill Gleeson.
How he acted in that one episode is similar to how I am and he looks pretty similar to me and we're both Irish.
>>63440651
Shes cute
Name? :^)
The rags to riches story is a bit worn out but you could make it appealing to youth with a "Wolf of Wall Street" approach focussing the story on my girlfriends and extreme sports rather than my wealth.
