>"That's gotta hurt!"
>>63440180
I still can't work out what's going on in that picture
>>63441429
just turn your brain off, bro
>>63441429
hes just happy and enjoying his life, man
its beautiful
>>63440180
>watching The Strangers in theatre
>Ethan Hawke grabs a 12 guage pump shotgun with a full barrel form a closet
>some fuckstick shouts
>SAWED OFF? THAT'LL O SOME DAMAGE
>>63441429
me neither. I want answers
>>63441732
>>63441429
hes so happy that he chooses to blow air into the popcorn bucket and the popcorn flies out. it makes him geniuely happy and hes glad to be alive and able to enjoy such trivial things.
>female character kicks someone in the balls
>smug face
>"seems like that's a weakness I don't have!"
>"you are a big guy"
>>63441568
kek
>>63441979
They don't though.
>>63441979
>>63443953
kicking a woman in the cunt would hurt a lot though
>>63443993
for you
>>63443953
Yea no one was saying otherwise...
>"That...was...AWESOME!!"
>>63444704
>Hella f*cking epic!
>>63444704
this, so much this.
>>63441865
In case you're serious, he's actually laughing so hard popcorn flies out of his mouth
>>63441979
I hated how every single one of those "family movie" style movies in the 90s had a nut-kicking scene. Or nuts being injured in some way. You know, like you see a bowling ball headed toward the guy's nuts then it cuts to a clip of their face wincing? I fucking HATED that shit as a kid.
>>63441429
>autism
>>63441429
It's a beautiful picture and one of my favorite Pepes. Don't fuck or fight me irl!
>"No man can kill me!"
>*gets killed by a woman*
>"I'm no MAN"
>>63444828
>movie trailer
>character gets hurt in the nuts
>everyone looks with a painful expression
>dog cover his eyes with his paws
>"that gotta hurt!"
>>63441429
I don't mean to be rude but you might be genuinely retarded, friend
>>63444809
no hes blowing air into the popcorn bucket
>it's just a scratch
>*moans*
>>63444930
Literally every 90's comedy
>Character about to go on life changing journey
>cut their hair or let their long hair down
>The bad guy loses
>CRACK!
>ow my back
>>63445817
>the big guy rises
>Ventriloquist calls puppet a dummy
>"you're the dummy, dummy"
>good guys loading weapons
>time to take out the trash
good thread guys
>>63445900
>CRASH
>"My leg!"
>GET THE PRESIDENT ON THE LINE
>>63440180
>ywn be this happy
Pepe = reddit
>Character gets dubs
> character turns the TV off
> 'hey I was watching that!'
>>63446205
I was exactly that happy when I saw Fury Road with a bigass tub of popcorn and a huge pop
>>63440180
I yelled this when Smaug died.
>I've got a bad feeling about this
>>63446455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drkh0YLF8rI
>>63446336
I hope you watched it in cinema.
>>63446332
>pop
It's soda you fucking inbred
>>63446576
coke is for inbreds
soda is for hipster douchebags
and pop is for midwest fucks like me
>>63446576
its called soda pop you retarded cockgobbler
>>63446576
>>63446671
>mfw americans call a fizzy wizzy "soda"
>mfw americans call a fizzy wizzy "pop"
>>63446645
Pop is a sound that is made or a nickname for a father. Update your vocabulary you sister-fucking idiot
>>63447027
>tfw americans openly admit that half of the population are fucking their sisters and brothers
>>63444900
Name three movies that aren't Return of the King where this happens
>>63447134
there's nothing wrong with incest
>>63447463
dude, that shit is so cringeworthy, even if its just in one single movie thats enough for all times
>>63447587
Nahhhh! Get out.
>it's quiet, too quiet
>name a funnier scene in any movie which was rated less than 12a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLczJxTviz4
>Villain gives the protagonist a drink
>"it's my best brandy"
>the protagonist gulps it with a grin as the villain stares dumbfounded
>"that was poison, you should be dead!"
>"I know, I'm immune"
>>63447647
>shhh, do you hear it?
>the fuck? I don't hear anything.
>that's why, it's too quiet here.
>>63441429
Me neither. Same about this one.
>>63447748
Can't.
>hold on to your butts
>plan c...
>run!
>main character is a cop with a drinking problem
>the black police comissioner is always angry at him and wants him to do things by the book but deep down he knows he gets shit done
>Oh, I always wanted to say that!
>>63446645
>implying midwesterners aren't inbreds
Don't kid yourself, kid
>they are wearing shoes inside
>>63441979
Punch her in the tit.
>character is a big guy
>>63448192
But...cops ARE alcohols. Everyone knows that.
>"oh i'm not gonna kill you"
>>63444900
There's some piece of media that I completely forget where the prophecy said that the bad guy could only be killed of someone "not born of a woman", and the loop-hole was that it was a C-section.
>move over, big guy
>characters a big guy
>it aint me starts playing
>>63448064
>we're in for a bumpy ride
>>63441429
Why is he staring at his hand so intently that he's crossedeyed?
>they weren't trying to keep us out
>they were trying to keep something...in
>>63449307
>we aren't the ones hunting... we are being hunted
>I thought you said this place was abandoned?
>it is
>its quite
>too quite...
>>63448290
dumb "dumb frogposter"-poster
>>63446645
Soda is literally the term for actual americans
>>63444930
>dog cover his eyes with his paws
literally the most forced and unfunny shit ever
>>63446576
>big tub of sodacorn
uhhhhh are you Irish or something
>>63448786
Julius Caesar? Or MacBeth? I believe Shakespeare did that alot.
>'hold still ... this won't hurt
>'AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!'
>' ... much!'
>>63444930
>dog cover his eyes with his paws
>>63452785
>>63446227
You = newfriend
>>63451171
cant you retards learn to spell quiet
>>63446645
>mfw from Milwaukee and live in the only bastion of civilization in the midwest
>>63444930
>dog cover his eyes with his paws
>>63452673
Othello
>>63444828
It did seem to be an especially 90s thing...i wonder if that's why I developed a ball busting fetish
>THIS SUMMER........
>drink cups with straws are perpetually almost empty
>ssslslluuuuurrrrrpppp
>Hero is captured by villain
>Villain is taking off all the gadgets from the hero
>"You won't need THESE anymore"
>>63440180
>>63444930
>>63441568
>"I'm not like you!"
>>63453592
Only appropriate use
>big fatty dumb dumb falls down
>"...I'm OK!"
>riotous laughter erupts from the meaty bosoms of a thousand americlaps
>"Hey. Only I can talk to my sister that way!"
>Gettin too old for this shit
>Sir, I think you should see this
>>63449075
the pep' likes popcorn, leave him alone
>>63440180
I never understood this particular Pepe. What is going on here? Is he blowing on the popcorn, sending it everywhere? Is the popcorn bucket alive?
what the fuck?
>>63454520
Pleb
>I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me.
>>63446645
WHY IS THIS NEVER UPDATED
>>63454520
he watches something so funny that he laughs hard enough to spill his popcorn into the air and all around him,
and why wouldn't pepe pick out a popcorn bucket with a :p face on it
>>63454110
I walked out of Identity Thief because of this
It was my fault for initially going but still
Holy fuck was that movie bad
>>63446205
>ywn eat a big tub of american-style greasy partially-hydrogenated trans fatty acid palm-oil covered popcorn
>character talks
>that's GOTTA hoit!
>If you wanna get to him, you're gonna have to go through me.
>¿¿¿El Bano???! Él es un tipo grande para mÃ!
>>63455379
>And me.
>And me.
>>63446645
the south is too stupid to discern coke from other sodas
>>63441429
The Pepe depicted is suppose to have downs syndrome.
>>63455492
Just like every frogpostet.
>animated movie/ Happy Madison comedy
>character is injured
>record scratch
>I'M OK!
>wait, what was that?
>zoom in!
>enhance the image!
>that's what we're looking for
>character trying to do some stunt he's obviously too old for
>shot focuses on spectators while character is offcamera
>loud crashing sound, spectators wincing
>hubcap rolls into frame
Wait, I can explain! It's not what it looks like!
>that's gonna leave a mark
>comic relief character is given promotion after heroes win in the end
>"Chief Executive <made up fake job>... I like the sounda that!"
These threads have moved from genuine movie tropes to just shit people say in certain situations.
I mean come on.
>>63440180
>Found footage movie
>And you...GET OFF THAT FUCKING CAMERA
>>63455728
IT'S
TWO
THOUSAND
AND
FIFTEEN
>>63454499
>pep'
What's with the apostrophe?
>>63446576
>not calling it fizzy pop
>you can X my Y any time
>>63441429
He just inserted his penis into the hole he made in the container and is now feeling the warm butter on his dick head.
>>63448014
He's screaming in despair as his popcorn flies away for unknown reasons.
>>63454223
>part time!
>>63452908
se Wisconsin is a blessed land, ozaukee reporting
>HE'S FAST!
>>63455796
nothin' don't worry about it
>>63447748
Eh, Super has a funnier version
>If you touch my car again, I'll kill you
>*lightly touches car
>Okay that's not the kind of touching I was talking about
>>63443993
As a woman, that would be pretty sore. But tits are the worst
>>63448786
That's Macbeth by William Shakespeare ya dunce.
>two enemies are introduced at some convention or party by a quirky guy
>awkwardness ensues
>they reconcile their differences and become friends at the end
>>63458381
BOYS
>oh yeah
>I need 2 hours
>you have 10 minutes
>>63441429
It depicts pure joy and gives meaning to this worthless life.
>she died about a year and a half ago
>actually it was one year, five months, twenty one days, seven hours and fifteen minutes ago
>dont thank me
>i didnt do it for you
>Attenborough: Here we see a fine specimen of ctenophora, engulfing its prey
>*footage of a jellyfish catching its prey*
>American narrator: THIS IS ONE SERVING OF JELLO YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH, BECAUSE YOU DON'T EAT THIS JELLO, THIS JELLO EATS YOU
>*crash zooms of the jellyfish moving towards the prey, makes eagles screeches as it dives in, camera shakes everywhere, prey screams in fear like a human*
>>63457106
the real life version of that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uY_xrZaOfc
>>63459088
>How long was I out?
>You were out for 2 days, 4 hours, 12 minutes and *looks at watch* 48 seconds.
>"just be yourself!"
>taptaptaptap
>"I'm in."
>>63459400
>watch full video of this
>fat white man with a tiny knife
>30 police officers pointing assault rifles at him
>guy sneaks up to him
>tases him
>cop fires assault rifle at man while he's being tased
my fucking sides
america
>>63460074
Just consider that his punishment for being a retard. One less idiot on the streets.
>>63459400
Holy shit, Florida is literally a third-world country. I've long advocated it be abandoned and left as a giant national park, but noooooo, this shit is much more preferable.
"There is no way I'm ____"
-30 seconds later-
"I can't believe I'm ____ "
>>63460074
He brought a knife to a gun fight.
What did you think would happen?
>mother is strict, father is out of touch/disinterested
>girl walks into location dedicated to an activity
>dude makes fun of her and says girls are bad at said activity
>girl offhandedly performs said activity very well and smirks
>guy looks embarassed
>adult talks down to kid
>kid gives mature, assholish response
>older person
>talks about nothing but their social biases
>antagonist can open doors
>>63462933
>Protagonist can open doors
>IT
>IS
>ON
>you're a loose cannon, give me your badge
>"Do you really expect me to fall for something like that?"
>Something happens that proves the character's claim
>"....Okay so what do we do now?"
>>63455728
You're right Oliver, it's gone way overboard. Maybe it's a joke?
>Kiss me!
>I'll explain later!
>villain has a cartoony german accent for no reason
>movie president is a thin, unclever caricature of G. W. Bush
>sports movie
>team is struggling in their first game, but picks up halfway through and wins
>wins the next several games easily
>suddenly has a lot of problems with the team after the montage because drama
>movie set before 1980 has black main character
>has to address racism
>hes right behind me, isnt he?
>*looking at CCTV*
>okay, now enhance it
>>63455185
>no one ever will because movie theater popcorn doesn't have trans fat anymore since trans fat is banned by the FDA now
>It's a long story
>Make it short
I hate the cliche where the nerdy protag wears converse. gay ass shoes
