>it's a dodgy trader taking advantage of pensioners episode
>its a gordon ramsay calls tracy a bitch episode
>>63436764
>it's a shampoo testing episode
>you'll never guess which one wins!
>>63436764
>it's a dole bludger episode
pepeunderblanket.jpg
>Its a MILF with big tits hosts a tv show episode
I wanna meet her one night when shes a bit tipsy and ask her if she wants to do a story on 7 inches
>>63436764
>its a sub 70 IQ bogan scams insurance company episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHso1e6NY90&ab_channel=curlyvamp
>It's a reporter follows around an angry bogan until he gets pushed episode
>it's a worlds worst neighbour episode
AND THEY CAME BOUNDING OVER
>>63436845
>until he gets pushed
kek
>its a krystal episode
>Its a bloke throws a bucket of water on some 'jouralist' who is trespassing on his property episode
Crickey that was clever
Is there a single twenty something who doesn't know the words to multiple hi-5 songs even though it aired when we were tweens/teens because turn of the century television and internet was so shit?
>it's a "Which supermarket has the cheapest prices?" episode
>it's a Hex gets triggered by a female in tight clothing episode
>>63436962
I've completely forgotten about them, jog my memory senpai.
>the man has refused to speak with journalists, but our cracking team of INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISTS have located him outside the local supermarket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSB4sQGT_4
>>63436986
>its a "I fingered hex in a nightclub" episode
>>63436986
>It's a Candy Man's throwing another house party and disrespecting women episode
>>63436986
please explain?
>it's a hoons endangering innocent lives they must be stopped they are literally the devil incarnate and will bring fiery wrath down upon the whole world episode
>>63436948
mfw i used to live with that chick at uni and she was a cunt then too
>>63437029
>its a man "hooning" on his own private property is literally hitler episode
>>63437018
JUST
>>63436992
https://youtu.be/X8dLJ3sZG-Y
>>63437061
Whats hooning? American here
>it's a the latest innovations in bra technology, find out what you should and shouldn't be buying! episode
>>63437090
Basically doing burnouts and intentionally making a lot of noise with a car
Did everyone else used to barrack for the 'dodgy bloke' rather than the reporter? I used to love when they'd slip the reporter a punch or something.
>>63437008
>>63437090
"Hoons" are people who drive in an anti-social manner, doing burnouts and racing on open roads, that sort of shit. ACA does at least one story per week on some story about hoons and the script always makes it seem like THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER DROP EVERYTHING WE SHOULD PROSECUTE ALL HOONS BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE DANGEROUS NOT EVEN RAPTORS WITH MINIGUNS FOR ARMS
>>63437115
DONT TOUCH THE CAMERA MATE
>>63437134
Not to mention most of the footage they use is people doing burnouts in car parks in the middle of no where
>>63437008
>Australia
>it's a find out how this single mum guru has been saving thousands of dollars a year on her grocery and energy bills
And then the sum total of the advice is common sense shit like "buy off-brand products, turn off the lights if you aren't using them, and make a home budget".
>>63437152
>ITS A SHOVE A CAMERA IN SOME DEGENERATES FACE AFTER CHASING HIM DOWN THE STREET EPISODE
>It's a reporter follows a bogan asking "why did you do it?" constantly until he's had enough and gives him a shove
>Its a how this single mother got rich off ebay episode
bonus points if they show a how this person got scammed on the internet episode in the same week
>Its a this stay at home mum is making 40,000-200,000 p.a. by selling some cosmetic products on instagram and facebook to other stay at home mums who blow mens money on useless shit like lipstick in 50,000 colours
desu senpai i need to launch a startup for the derros stay at homes. I dunno what kinda margins they have but theyre loyal repeat customers.
>>63437134
Alright now I need to know what a bogan is
>>63437008
>YELLING ANGRILY
>"mate I'm not a 13 year old boy"
>it's a buying cheap Black and Gold alternatives in the supermarket results in a cheaper shopping bill episode.
>>63436764
Remember when Chaser's War on Everything was on and every other week the news programs would be trying their hardest to demonise them?
>>63437245
White trash
>it's a my neighbour is literally hitler becuase he stares over his fence all day people walking by episode
>>63437245
it's the equivalent of a redneck/trailer trash
>>63436910
>sides are gone
holy fuck that was absolutly hilarious, i burst out laughing in my seat
10/10 post
>its a fat old television host fell off her horse episode
>>63437278
>its a today tonight interviews an old RSL member about how offended he is by the last chasers episode episode
>>63437245
equivalent to rednecks but more "urban" i guess
>>63436764
>>63436804
Comfiest thing on tv. All those middle class tears.
>>63437278
Truly a golden time for Australian TV.
>>63437245
Trailer trash but with more drugs and alcohol
>>63437008
When I'm on A Current Affair for molesting supermarket prices with money I've earned from scamming dolebludgers I'll act just like this.
>>63436969
Almost every fucking episode I've seen has a segment on that topic. It's like the one thing they fall back on when there's no one-sided bullshit to dramatize.
The day Australia couldn't handle the banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZw2Z7LJqxw
>>63437278
Literally couldn't handle the bantz
>>63437008
that guy's fucking great. Anyone know if his books are online?
>>63436962
I don't think I ever watched Hi-5
>it's a one-sided look at political issues episode
>>63437278
I miss that show so damn much. They'd be getting arrested more frequently these days.
>>63437507
>it's a we have a right wing old guy on once a week so we can ignore his opinions in an attempt to show we're not completely left wing biased episode
fuck the project
>>63437454
Haha I remember that and the butthurt it caused
>>63436962
I'm 33, and i watched that shit religiously when i was a stoner in my shit council flat. (yes it aired in England)
Simpler times.
>>63437454
I still remember the day this aired. Went up against game 1 of the 09 Origin series. I guess they thought they'd get away with it cause they'd have lower viewers
>>63437454
This and the song how about everyone being a saint after they die pissed people off the most.
Their Logies coverage was great, only reason to give a fuck about that shit.
>>63437008
poor dudes clearly lost it.
should be in a hospital on meds enjoying day time tv
>>63437550
>its a someone higher up made them interview and suck up to a member of the coalition cabinet/coalition MP and I get to watch Waleed Ali slowly die inside while trying to pretend he's not in physical pain from his own hypocrisy
Only good thing about the show to be honest.
>>63437550
wow it is the same in every English speaking country. Almost as if the media are all owned and controlled by the same few chosen companies.
>>63437633
>it's a waleed aly defends ISIS episode
>>63436764
I especially love it when the dodgy tradies are Irish immigrants here on a travel visa.
>>UNINTELLIGABLE YELLING
>>63436807
GRIMSHAW is no MILF, she's never had a child.
The least she could be is a Cougar, and she's far from being a Cougar, that's for sure.
>>63437090
Who /hoon/ here? Triple whammy. Misuse of a motor vehicle. Low range drink driving and something else I can't remember.
>>63437764
>drink driving
neck yourself
>>63437764
>being this bogan
cunts who lose their license are seriously fucking retarded. makes me laugh everytime some cunt gets done and is like MAN SO UNLUCKY
>>63437764
They nabbed me dad last month after fifty years of unnoticed drink driving.
;_;7
>>63437806
good
>Its a 25 year old cunt on his P plates gets done for speeding or drink driving and is back on the kiddie bus for 6 months life story
I love seeing losers fail
>It's a Karl episode
>>63436962
hi-5 probably turned kids adhd and autistic
play school was where its at
>>63437806
Yeah, it is good.
But he was so dedicated to it. I'm sure he would have preferred to hit a tree at 120 than get busted.
Honest question, who is it out there that allows Ch9 to run campaigns that say 'Australias favourite'.
Does being watched by lower income and pensioners seriously make you think you shit gold that much? Even sensationalist reporters are above her. She's literally below clickbait tier.
>>63437770
>>63437799
Thanks for the (you)s. Just ran out of all my booze tonight think I might go to the bottleo. Might even drop a doey or two in the car park.
>>63437889
>make you think you shit gold
It's just a marketing tagline
>>63437906
Hope there's a cop waiting for you
>>63437869
>>63437812
whoops
>It's a Brady Halls hands out Christmas hampers to bogans episode
>>63437906
>drinking the liver killer
lol what a loser
>>63437316
and then you realize most people in this thread are normalfags that cry over neets too
>>63437849
>>63437152
ITS JUST A PRANK MATE
>Lee Lin Chin presenting tonight's news around the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISnGo-nt-jo
>>63436969
and the cheapest one is spoiler alert!
the one that sponsors our network.
>>63437008
>Morgenholt !!3jJQyx1WmyC
holy fuggg
>its a queer news presenter gets attacked by schoolgirls episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpXgrNofzvk
>>63438123
Manlets when will they ever learn
>it's a Candyman episode
It's amazing to hear how many people get triggered by this guy.
>>63437764
>being an actual hoon
fucking kill yourself or i hope your car does it for you
>>63438318
>Candyman
Who dat?
>>63438397
A rich guy who has a mansion full of slutty women to serve him.
>>63438442
Lel, I can imagine the tears
>>63437764
13 demerits points in one go
>its a fat single mothers cut out coupons and enter competitions and sometimes win episode
>it's a shifty wog or irish trademan episode
>it's an aussie battler doing good shit for their community episode
>>63438581
wrong show mate
>>63437008
That cunts fucked in the head
>Its a bloke on ice episode
cunts on ice are fucked. anyone here dealt with cunts on ice?
>it's a gerry harvey bagging out all his competitors episode
>>63437454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM56Q2AhOIA&index
>>63438669
I have literally only had good experiences with cunts on ice.
>>63438669
Watched some doco on sbs about ice or meth junkies, one Dr said a guy fapped for 24hrs in a glass isolation room in front of other patients and nurses. Has to be glass so they can stop them from killing themselves.
Shits fucked
>>63438761
we all saw that in year 9 health ed m8
>>63438750
youre probably on ice right now you whacked cunt
>>63438761
ive just seen em spaz out with hulk strength, paranoia, never sleeping, never eating, sex binges
literally more feral than any other kind of person alive
>>63438318
He's pretty based tbqh
http://aca.ninemsn.com.au/article/9061912/candy-mansion-party
watch the salty feminist
>>63438761
ejaculating while on ice is the best thing ever heart feels like its gonna explode
>>63438796
>sex binges
the horror
>>63437454
How is this any worse than chappelles sketch where he plays street hoops with a dying kid?
Both are great
>>63437764
Hell yeah. Went home quite wasted last Saturday. Can't wait to get my full license next year
>>63438815
>>sex binges
>the horror
yeh junkie cunt, getting HIV cause youre rooting an ice head is pretty silly
but its good that your ice addled brain ignored every other negative point and focused on the one less important part
people like you are absolute filth
>>63438914
only negative is paranoia tbqh
>>63438949
Enjoy having no teeth, looking like a corpse and dying at 30
>>63438914
ya sound like a poofta mate
I swear to god, when I stopped watching broadcast television I noticed a sharp increase in my general mental health.
Thanks to the internet never again will I have to suffer through people with no charisma renovating, cooking, or pretending to be journalists.Ready Steady Cook was pretty good when the fat fag was the host
>>63438997
>tfw you realise if you can be as 'charismatic' and faux energetic / positive as people on aussie TV you can make it anywhere
was pretty enlightening when I figured out how low the standard was.
>IT'S A MITZZY
>>63439023
I know what you mean, I still feel like I'm making fun of people by doing it, but they think I'm just a friendly guy.
>>63439025
>those fucking jeep ads
>>63439077
lol yeah. i went from being the jaded cunt who hated everything to being the popular cunt
reading how to win friends and influence people was eye opening
>ask people questions about themselves
>smile all the time
>you are now the most popular person in the world
>watching an ad about some old lady putting her son's postcards on the wall
>reckon the son will turn out to be dead and its going to be a vicroads ad
>mfw when she says he bought a jeep
>>63436962
>FIVE IN THE AIR, LET'S DO IT TOGETHER. HIGH 5!
>>63439163
>that ad with the black girl and CEO guy
>talking about their success
>looks like an ad for TAFE or a uni
>Ford ad
>Doesn't even feature a car in it
Fucking what.
>>63439187
>that bug eyed ford lady
>>63437278
>reporter for ACA tails chasers on a stunt
>they go to channel 9's headquarters to put one over on the reporter's boss
top banter
>its a '/b/tard physically assaults a reporter' episode
https://youtu.be/s4fwcpSbdkE
>>63436962
man I used to use charlis segments as fap material back in the day. she always wore open toe shoes or often did bare feet related stuff
>>63436764
I love how fucking butthurt they get when anyone badmouths ACA
>>63439462
That kid is probably disabled
>>63439462
That girl he "cyberbullied" is actually his friend and they set the whole thing up to troll today tonight
>>63439481
>not aerobics oz sytle
>>63439358
ford lady is a qt. I like how she walks and sort of talks down to me, the consumer.
>>63439544
I like that she talks down to me too, but her eyes are very buggy
>>63437849
>tfw kard stefonovic makes the today show worth watching
how can this man be so based? hes absolutely fantastic
>>63437849
>It's a Karl's drunk episode
Will they ever let him on camera drunk again?
>>63439597
He tries way too hard to be funny
>>63438669
In the shithole I live every motherfucker is on that shit
>>63438669
Got attacked by one in Kings Cross seven years ago while waiting for a cab, right outside the cop shop. Broke a rib when he tackled me to the curb. Shit fucks you up, family, I don't understand why people would do that to themselves, and I've been an inpatient for suicidal depression.
>>63439544
toyota girl is way qter than ford lady tbph
>>63437008
how the fuck is this guy allowed to walk the streets?
>oh but hes old and a senior so its cruel!
fuck sake i hate this bullshit just cause your old doesnt give you a free pass
>>63436930
>tfw the west is too PC these days for a show about horny sluts locked up in a house together uncensored
I shed a tear the day they stopped BB Up late(if that was the one that had the Krystal stuff). Then they brought in After Hours and it was shit. May be getting the names mixed up.
>>63437008
Is this the endgame of irony?
>>63437024
Kind of related. I met Hex once in a club. We starting dancing and got pretty close. She was handsy with me and touched me on the dick a couple times. I started going at her to and she took my hand and put it down her pants. And I fingered her right there. Made her cum on my fingers while people were none the wiser, except this guy that kind of looked like Bajo. Looked a bit upset when I seen him and he kind of ran away. But anyway, she was shaved from what I felt and was pretty tight. And that is about how I once fingered Hex in a nightclub.
>australian threads
>>63439544
>>63439591
God I can't stand this smug cunt.
>>63436764
>It's a Hex gets bukkaked episode
I've been waiting weeks to post this
>>63438997
>tfw me and my brother used to watch Ready Steady Cook everyday when we had no internet
Those were shit times, but we made them fun.
>>63439759
I fingered her in a night club and all that but this bloke has taken it to the next level
>>63439597
Met him when doing a parade for the navy
All the dignitaries and fancy how-do-you-do's walking past, then there's this one guy walking past, shaking every dudes hand, saying we do good work, have a great night, and I'm "holy shit its Karl"
Pretty cool guy
>>63439759
Sauce cunt. The original pic at least.
>>63437008
>NO, YOU ARE THE RAPER
>>63439839
Don't know senpai, turned up on anon-ib and I had a good chuckle
>>63439827
>every male between the age of 18-24 has fingered Hex in a club
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>its a local hoon terrorizing the neighborhood episode
https://youtu.be/8WjwMM5e5fA
topkek
>>63439870
>its a he didnt read the thread and see the other 20 anons complaining about that episode
>And this is happening more and more.
>>63439891
>It's Tracey Grimshaw getting wider every day episode
Soon they'll have to film it in the carpark
You think Nancy Brightjaw starts talking shit as soon as the cameras are off?
>Its a 'Chasers are a menace to society and must be shut down for their offensive comedy' episode
RIP you fucking legends.
RBT is a comfier show.
It's amazing where we live in a country where we arrest so many people for drink driving that we can make a show out of it.
>>63439938
I'd give anything to get the war back on air. Their new shows are just not as good
>>63437008
>People haven't heard of based Geoff
I'm actually surprised, I thought he had meme status.
>>63436910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ85wvw5j_A
>>63437008
These books you've written, are they about molesting young boys?
>....They're about all sorts of things
>>63439938
God I remember the outrage over that, talk radio was fucking abuzz about it. Was a damn funny sketch though.
>>63436948
Video? I have to see this.
>>63439938
Anyone got clips of the old guy who complains to the ABC character they did?
I can't find any
>>63437087
Charge your phone senpai.
Shit's getting low.
>it's a rest of the world can't handle da bantz episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqIPlsKA96w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUkX75IEkHE
>>63437245
They're like the offspring of Chavs and Rednecks. I'm Australian and bogans are fucking scum.
>>63440050
No they're not, bogans are fine. They're a damn sight better than the fucking Ethiopians
>>63439759
holy kek brilliant. moarr
>>63440050
What happened m8, did you bump into a bogan at the bottleshop?
>>63439759
>it's a hex gets a job promotion episode
>>63439639
That's for damn sure.
Good taste.
>>63440068
Do you mean Sudanese?
Most Sudanese are fine. Shit tier Sudanese thugs are worse than Bogans but not by much. At least they don't have the false sense of superiority and entitlement bogans have for some reason.
>>63437115
You're literally the lowest common denominator that the show is designed to appeal to
>>63439963
YOU ARE A SHITHOUSE
>>63440095
Nope. Just don't like them. Why would anyone?
>>63440162
I think it's because they are bogans.
I don't know a single person who likes bogans.
>not liking bogans
fucking weak cunts
>>63440005
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/watch-news-reporter-drenched-after-3779795
>>63440204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USl1W_2zwZ4
>>63440209
absolute madman
>>63440193
You know that really isnt a reason. Tell the class why you hate bogans
>>63440209
she's the same reporter who got bitten by a bull ant live on tv
Fuck it was lonely not having daily Big Brother threads this year.
Why did Nine have to forsake us, ausbros? ;_;
>>63440265
Big brother has been shit since like the 3rd season
the reboot was possibly the worst thing ever broadcast on australian TV
>>63440265
>tripfag
>big brother
can you go back to facebok
>>63440256
Because they possess all of the worst human qualities yet somehow think they're special.
>>63440256
Not him but I've worked in customer service before.
Every person who was ever rude and a piece of shit to me also happened to be a total unreasonable bogan.
My neighbours also happen to be huge bogans and they're the most obnoxious and least self-aware people in the suburb.
>>63440307
Still very vague, narrow it down some more will you?
>>63440289
>>63440300
>Not partaking in the threads just so you feel at home with your ausbros for an hour every night
Some of us don't have real friends we can talk to, normies.
If you think bogans are bad you should meet the rich bondi tier sydney trust fund kids
jesus christ theyre like black holes where all attention must suck into them
>>63440322
Go to /pol/ and enjoy the qanda threads then, they're always fun.
I still remember the abo bitch saying on live tv she was a carpet snake and everyone respectfully applauding.
>>63440219
2:06
Free pair of sunnies!
>Its a corrupt official is being a dick and thinks he is top shit episode
>>63440335
why are poor people always so bitter?
>>63440320
There's no specific reason, faggot. A lot of broad ones. I don't have some exciting story for you a bogan doing shit. It's numerous small things over a lifetime.
>>63440359
>it's a if thing bloke is successful then i must get to work because there's no fucking way i'm dumber than him motivational episode
>>63440175
>that seven seeds takeaway cup
Well played.
>>63440335
>tfw live in Darwin
>Greeks own half of Darwin, Chinese own the other half
>have to deal with their kids who think they're in important
Nigga we live in Darwin, being important here means nothing.
Plus all the bogans here work FIFO/mining jobs, so they're loaded
>>63440376
Well you're just boring.
>>63440370
bondi latte trust funds are gaudy gronks
watching them make bad investments and become drug addicts is great
>>63440411
Guess so, but at least I'm not a bogan.
>>63436878
>it's a world's worst tenant episode
>Its an Australia thread
>it's a paki scamming pensioners episode
>>63437154
>>63437134
Along with extra dubbed engine revs and tyre spins to make it seem extra dangerous.
And some police officer reminding everyone how horrible it is.
>It's a reading, writing hotline ad
1 3 0 0 6 5 5 5 0 6
>It's a fred hollows foundation ad
>tfw no /tv/ when Quizmania was on
The live threads would have been glorious
>>63436962
I'm 28, no I don't know the words to multiple songs. Just the main one that used to play on the adverts that would show up from time to time.
That blonde chick was hot though.
>>63436986
In slightly related news does anyone know where I can watch the ABC3 Smackdown thing they did for Australia day this year?
I got drunk and forgot about it until yesterday but they never repeat them and iView and the ABC3 website don't have them anymore.
>it's a wallet wizard ad
>>63440587I hexed nightclub in a finger
>>63440587
I'm honestly in love with Hex.
How do I go about telling her this?
>>63440472
that bloke on the left looks like a lego person
>>63440538
>>63440560
Its a meadownick laser clinic ad
>>63436962
>L O V E
>I LOVE YOU AND YOU LOVE ME
I didn't even watch it as a kid, 9 would just replay that shit all the time in the arvo and I'd always the TV on so I wouldn't feel alone
>>63439759
i don't think that's her
>It's an almost all on air talent on the ABC and SBS is a minority/woman/non-heterosexual
then some spas like tom tilley gets the only white straight (?) male job
>>63440633
You should have told her when you fingered her
>>63440597
>It's a nimble ad
>>63440641
No Payment.
No Commitment.
>>63438966
>That Carlton Cold
Literally the worst beer I've ever tried. Still polished off a carton of it wiv me mate when we were 15. Then he tried to fight me because I asked if he could move off where I was sleeping
>Its a Steve Irwin was a sick cunt who latte melbourne cunts and germaine greer hated cause he wasnt writing prose or fighting against nationalism
I hate anyone who hates Steve Irwin without exception
>>63440561
Damn, that would have been fun.
On another note I can't believe they were allowed to get away with that shit for so long.
>>63440711
Bindi tho
C R I K E Y
>>63440175
It annoys me how the best city in Australia has been infested by left wing SJWs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddaSYKhXBdM
>>63439533
>Wake up too early for Cheez TV and there's some hot birds doing aerobics in Sydney in tight pants on the tele
Wowee boys did I get a few stiffies
>>63440597
>>63440677
>Payday loans
Scum sucking blood from stones
>>63440725
Cant be the best if the people are shit m8
>>63440711
>Liking Steve Irwin
Make it less obvious you are an American posing as an Aussie
>>63440725
If Melbourne was the best it would have been the Australian capital city
>>63440701
It's all I used to drink when I was 17-18 because my father bought it because he liked it for some reason and I was allowed to take a 6 pack or two here and there to parties. Shit tasted like crap and if someone hit the top of your bottle you would lose half your beer when it foamed the fuck out. Still got me drunk though.
>>63440763
So by that logic Canberra is the best city?
>>63440701
>>63440771
old carlton cold was definitely drinkable
the new one is trash
>>63437454
When they had to pull the pin on this stunt so they wouldn't be shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdnAaQ0n5-8
>>63440796
Canberra wouldn't exist if Melbourne was the best city
both Melbornians and Sydneyscum got keked by Canberra
>>63440801
>the new one is trash
When did they change it? I don't think I've drank one for 9 years or so.
reminder that TEDs is actually just repackaged hahn super dry
>>63440824
like two years ago
they lowered the alcohol percentage and made the stubbies smaller - I think it was an attempt to market a beer to women because it tastes watered down as fuck
